Always Be My Maybe (2019)

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["93 'Til Infinity" playing]

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♪ We hailin' from East Oakland, California
And, um ♪

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♪ Sometimes it gets a little hectic
Out there ♪

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♪ But right now, yo
We gonna up you on how we just chill ♪

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♪ Dial the seven digits
Call up Bridgette ♪

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♪ Her man's a midget
Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it ♪

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♪ Here's a forty, swig it
Y'know it's frigid ♪

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♪ I got 'em chillin' in the cooler
Break out the ruler ♪

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♪ Damn! That's the fattest stog
I ever seen ♪

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♪ The weather's heat in Cali
Gettin' weeded makes it feel like Maui ♪

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♪ Now we feel the good vibrations ♪

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♪ So many females, so much inspiration ♪

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♪ I get inspired by the blunts, too
I'll front you ♪

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♪ If you hang with a bunk crew
I roam the strip for bones to pick ♪

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♪ When I find one, I'm done
Take her home and quickly do this ♪

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[lock clicks]

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- [answering machine beeps]
- [woman] Hi,

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Daddy and I working late
at the store again.

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- Make yourself dinner and don't watch TV!
- [answering machine beeps]

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[children playing in distance]

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[clock ticking]

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...decided what you're gonna do
for your anniversary?

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Oh, I don't know, Clarissa.

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It's been so busy lately.

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I wouldn't mind a nice, quiet evening
at home.

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[doorbell rings]

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[man on TV] Well, it'd be nice
to do something special.

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- [woman on TV] What did you have in mind?
- [man] I don't know.

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You want some soup?

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- [chuckles]
- My mom said to ask

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if you wanted some soup.
She makes way too much,

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then I have to bring the leftovers
to school in a thermos.

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Nobody wants to sit next to that kid
with the thermos soup.

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Only the other kids with the thermos soup.

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And I don't want to sit
next to those losers!

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[Sasha] Just kidding.

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What if I really did that?

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I thought you just did that.

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I thought you just shut the door
in my face. [laughs]

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- I did, to be funny.
- [both laugh]

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[Sasha] I so wouldn't have done that.
You're, like, my best friend.

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[Marcus] Okay, bestie.

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[Sasha] And by the way, I'd sit
next to you if you had thermos soup.

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[Marcus] I can't believe it.

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[Sasha] So glad you said that, though.
It made the joke way better.

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[Marcus] Mom! No more thermos soup for me!

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[mother] Look at that.
Doesn't that look amazing?

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[Sasha] It looks super amazing.

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Kimchi-jjigae is very simple,

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but that's what makes it so good.

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It's about using the best ingredients.

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It smells so good, Mrs. Kim.

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Sasha, I've told you a million times,

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- call me Judy.
- [chuckles]

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And we Koreans use scissors
for everything.

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Vegetables, noodles...

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Our children.

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[all laugh]

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- All right. You wanna try?
- Okay.

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Look at you. You're a natural.

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[chuckles] Thanks... Judy.

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[both laugh]

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Are you sure you're not Korean?

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[giggles]

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[Judy] So I'm painting a sparrow
in its nest,

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and I finished painting the nest,

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and halfway through painting the sparrow,

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it flies away.

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That's when I learned...

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to start with the thing that can fly away.

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[all laugh]

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- Can I have some money?
- Why?

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It's Friday night, and I thought
it'd be fun if Sasha and I went out.

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["Young Americans" playing]

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[Sasha and Marcus chattering]

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♪ They pulled in just behind the bridge
He lays her down, he frowns ♪

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- ♪ "Gee, my life's a funny thing ♪
- [both giggling]

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- ♪ Am I still too young?" ♪
- [trolley bell rings]

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♪ He kissed her then and there ♪

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♪ She took his ring ♪

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- [camera shutter clicking]
- ♪ Took his babies ♪

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♪ It took him minutes
It took her nowhere ♪

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♪ Heaven knows
She would have taken anything ♪

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♪ But all night ♪

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♪ She wants the young American ♪

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- ♪ Young American, young American ♪
- [both] Cheese!

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- ♪ She wants the young American ♪
- [camera shutter clicks]

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- ♪ All night... ♪
- [children giggle]

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- Bye, Judy!
- Bye!

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- ♪ She wants the young American ♪
- [both chuckle]

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[speaking indistinctly]

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♪ Ooh! ♪

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[giggling] Stop!

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♪ Oh, all night ♪

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- ♪ He wants the young American ♪
- [crowd applauds]

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♪ Young American, young American ♪

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♪ He wants the young American ♪

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- ♪ All right ♪
- [taps rhythmically]

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- [fishing reel clicks]
- [both exclaim]

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- What a rush!
- [both laugh]

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- [Marcus] That was good.
- Yeah?

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- Okay, now I wanna reel it in...
- [Marcus] You leave it.

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- Okay. And then we move it back?
- And then you just let it... Let it go.

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No. No, and then you just, like,
put it up there.

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- The hole?
- [Marcus] And then, yeah, then that's it.

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And then that's it. You're fishing.

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- This is fishing?
- This is fishing.

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Isn't it fun?

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[Sasha] You know what I'd like to catch?

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- What?
- [Sasha] A hamburguer.

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[Mr. Kim] Marcus!

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[Marcus] Dad! What's wrong?

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Mr. Kim?

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- Are you okay?
- [Mr. Kim] There's been an accident.

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[people murmuring]

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[sad instrumental music playing]

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I can't find the coffee filters.
I don't know where she kept them.

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[sniffles, sighs]

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[Marcus sighs]

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[knocking on door]

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Let's go out.

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["Untitled (How Does It Feel)" playing
on stereo]

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[Sasha singing along]
♪ Have it your way ♪

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- ♪ And if you want, you can decide ♪
- ♪ And... [mutters] ...can decide ♪

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- [singer] ♪ And if you'll have me ♪
- [mutters] ♪ ...have me ♪

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- [singer] ♪ I can provide ♪
- [scats indistinctly]

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You don't know the words, do you?

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Shh, it's D'Angelo!

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I don't need to know the words to know
that it's emotional, and sensual,

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and full of melodic feelings, okay?

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- ♪ Baby... ♪ [mutters]
- [laughs]

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- ♪ And I... ♪
- Uh?

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- ♪ Just wanna be your man ♪
- [both laugh]

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So, it... It's cool seeing you laugh.

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- ♪ How does it feel ♪
- [both chuckle]

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♪ Said I want to know, how does it feel ♪

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- ♪ How does it feel... ♪
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Marcus.

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I... I don't know what I was...
[sighs, chuckles nervously]

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♪ Said, it's been on my mind, yeah ♪

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♪ Baby, close the door ♪

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♪ Listen, girl, I have something
I want to show you ♪

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♪ I wish you'd open up ♪

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♪ 'Cause I wanna take the walls down
With you ♪

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♪ How does it feel ♪

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♪ Feel ♪

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- ♪ How does it feel ♪
- [seat creaks]

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- [seat clangs]
- [both groan]

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♪ How does it feel ♪

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♪ I want to take you
Away from here, baby ♪

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♪ How does it feel? ♪

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♪ How does it feel? ♪

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[both moaning]

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- ♪ How does it feel? ♪
- [car creaking rhythmically]

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[music stops]

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[sniffs]

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- [seat creaks]
- All right. You okay?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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- [chuckles] Yeah, I'm fine.
- All right.

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- How are you?
- Oh, it's... I'm so great.

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- Oh. [chuckles softly]
- [clears throat]

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Hey, where'd you get that condom?

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Oh, um...

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seventh grade.

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Oh. [chuckles]

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Who... Who taught you how to put it on?

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This lady came to our school...

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taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and...

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she put it on a banana.

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Oh.

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- Did you practice at home with bananas?
- No, I didn't need a banana at home.

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Marcus, your car smells like Parmesan.

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Oh, yeah, that... That... That's Parmesan.

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I've got, like, a bunch of Parmesan
in the glove compartment.

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- Wanna get something to eat?
- Okay.

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- [register beeping]
- [indistinct chatter]

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- Ow! Oh!
- Oh! Sorry, I was...

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- [Sasha] You don't have to do any of that.
- [Marcus] No? Yeah, cool, okay.

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You're being really weird.

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I'm not being weird. You're being weird.

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[sighs]

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See? What was that sigh? [sighs]

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- [scoffs] That was weird.
- That's just how I breathe.

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I'm a hard breather.

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Yeah, I know that now.

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Eww!

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No, that was supposed to be cute.
That was supposed to be like,

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"'Cause we had sex,
I know what you sound like."

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Okay, I... I... I got it.
Thank you, Marcus!

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Look, it was your idea to go all the way,
all right?

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Are you kidding me?

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You kissed me with tongue.

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You took off my underwear.
You took it to the next step.

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Because I felt bad you'd have to tell
everyone at college that you're a virgin.

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Well, I was planning to lie about that.

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[sighs] I'm not going to college anyway.

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When did you decide that?
Why wouldn't you go to college?

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I don't have to explain anything to you.

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Look, Marcus...

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I... I know that you're hurting
because you lost your mom.

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- You know, I lost her too...
- But she wasn't your mom!

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Was she? She was my mom!

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Just because you're always at our house,
eating our food, watching our TV

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because your parents don't care enough
to ever be around

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doesn't mean you know shit
about how I'm feeling.

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You are such an asshole.

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[door opens]

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- [sighs] Shit.
- [door slams]

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[man] Welcome to Burger King.

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Flame grilling since 1954.
Can I interest you in a Whopper?

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You can get it to go if you wanna eat it
in your car and cry.

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- [upbeat music playing]
- ♪ Yeah ♪

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- ♪ I see you, girl ♪
- [helicopter blades whirring]

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- ♪ I see you lookin' at me ♪
- ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

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♪ From across the room, baby, I'll be ♪

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- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ I walk to you ♪

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- ♪ You notice me ♪
- ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

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- ♪ Girl, don't play yourself playing me ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

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- [women laughing]
- ♪ 'Cause I came all the way to you ♪

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♪ All the way to you
Just to try to introduce myself ♪

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♪ Try to introduce myself ♪

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♪ Don't try to make a fool of me ♪

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♪ Try to make a fool of me ♪

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♪ So tell me what you want
Because you ain't gonna be misled ♪

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- [woman] You're gonna be late.
- [Sasha] I'm waiting for Brandon.

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Well, while you're here,
let's talk San Francisco.

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Guys! Guys!

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These are supposed
to be vegetable dumplings, okay?

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Not lemongrass testicles.

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- Let's smooth the wrinkles out.
- [cooks] Yes, Chef.

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Uh, San Francisco, you're opening
a new restaurant in two months,

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and I need you there
by the end of this week, permanently.

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- That's beautiful, Sharice.
- I ordered you guys a great house.

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Oh, sounds good.

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Your mom wants to pick you up
from the airport.

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I told her I'd get you a car,

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- then she yelled and hung up on me.
- Oh.

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00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,088
Their worst fear in life is for me
to have to tip somebody.

238
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,771
That's why I learned to cut my own hair.

239
00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:22,088
It doesn't show.

240
00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:23,703
- All right, I look good?
- Yes.

241
00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:25,064
- Everything sucked in?
- Oh, yes.

242
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,296
- Okay.
- Water?

243
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,713
That came from your thigh gap?
No, thank you.

244
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,005
Thanks for calling it a gap.

245
00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,796
Besides, my Spanx are on backwards

246
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,522
so the pee flap lines up
with the wrong hole.

247
00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:35,130
- There's no time to change it.
- Oh.

248
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,505
- How are you feeling?
- [sighs] Pregnant as hell.

249
00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:39,213
And I am so mad at Kate Middleton.

250
00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:42,272
I was driving to work this morning
thinking about her taking those pictures

251
00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:45,171
on the hospital steps like, what,
three hours after she had a baby?

252
00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:48,296
And she had that royal diaper on.
You know she had that diaper on.

253
00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,772
I don't want you to talk about that stuff

254
00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:51,436
- in front of the customers.
- Okay, cool.

255
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,838
- You asked me a question. What's it again?
- Hey.

256
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,130
- Hey.
- [man] Mm.

257
00:12:56,463 --> 00:12:59,296
- [sighs] Wow, you look great.
- Oh... [chuckles]

258
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:00,630
- Ready to do this?
- Yes.

259
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,713
Guys, enjoy yourselves.

260
00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:05,130
I'll just be here
looking like a fat Meghan Markle. [sighs]

261
00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,772
- [camera shutters clicking]
- [woman] We are

262
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:07,981
at the Operation Smile benefit,

263
00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:10,380
catching up
with celebrity chef Sasha Tran,

264
00:13:10,463 --> 00:13:12,838
the genius
behind LA's trendsetting restaurant,

265
00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:13,838
Knives and Mercy,

266
00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:16,713
and her fiancé
and mega restaurant developer,

267
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,963
Brandon Choi.

268
00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,671
Now Brandon, you're credited

269
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:24,255
with the global branding and franchising
for a lot of A-list culinary stars.

270
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:27,880
Do they ever get jealous
that Sasha is receiving special treatment?

271
00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:30,088
Well,
I hope they're all a little bit jealous,

272
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,671
but not jealous enough
to stop working with me.

273
00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:35,046
- [both chuckle]
- What an amazing couple you two are.

274
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,463
So sweet.

275
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:45,130
What a great cause, huh? [chuckles softly]

276
00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:47,213
- [Brandon] Hmm.
- [continues typing]

277
00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:54,046
- I'm gonna play some music. Is that okay?
- Hmm.

278
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,921
- [sighs]
- [cell phone clicks]

279
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,772
- ["93 'Til Infinity" playing]
- ♪ Yo, whassup, this is Tajai ♪

280
00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:02,314
♪ Of the mighty Souls of Mischief crew
I'm chillin with my man Phesto ♪

281
00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:04,005
♪ My man A-Plus, and my man Op' ♪

282
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:06,088
♪ Dial the seven digits
Call up Bridgette ♪

283
00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:08,571
♪ Her man's a midget
Plus she got friends, yo, I can dig it ♪

284
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,588
♪ Here's a 40, swig it
Y'know it's frigid ♪

285
00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:13,005
♪ I got 'em chillin' in the cooler
Break out the ruler ♪

286
00:14:13,088 --> 00:14:15,296
♪ Damn! That's the fattest stog
I ever seen ♪

287
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:18,296
♪ The weather's heat in Cali
Gettin' weeded makes it feel like Maui ♪

288
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:20,796
♪ Now we feel the good vibrations ♪

289
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,713
♪ So many females, so much inspiration ♪

290
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,463
♪ I get inspired by the blunts, too, too
I'll front you, you ♪

291
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:29,130
♪ If you hang with a bunk crew
I roam the strip for bones to pick ♪

292
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:32,463
♪ When I find one, I'm done
Take her home and quickly do this ♪

293
00:14:32,546 --> 00:14:34,338
- ♪ I need not explain this ♪
- ♪ Nah! ♪

294
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:37,546
♪ A-Plus is famous, so get the anus!
Hey, miss! ♪

295
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:39,481
♪ Who's there? I'm through there
No time to do hair... ♪

296
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,713
[knocking on door]

297
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,546
What are you doin'?

298
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:45,338
Smoking weed and dancing
in front of a mirror. Wanna join?

299
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,630
- No.
- Dad, come on.

300
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:50,796
- I challenge you to a battle.
- Well, since you put it that way.

301
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,171
[Marcus laughing]

302
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880
Oh, okay, stop, stop. You win the battle.

303
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:57,963
Come on.

304
00:14:58,171 --> 00:15:00,463
- We gotta go.
- [continues laughing]

305
00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:02,546
♪ This is how we chill from 93 'til ♪

306
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,338
[birds chirping]

307
00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:07,380
We're installing a new furnace today
down in the Mission.

308
00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:08,588
[chuckles] Let me guess:

309
00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:11,421
another hipster donut shop opening
in an old laundromat?

310
00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:12,796
No.

311
00:15:12,838 --> 00:15:16,046
Artisan roast beef sandwiches
in an old record store.

312
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,130
[scoffs] Unbelievable.

313
00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:22,338
Hey! Hey, what do you think about this
for the flowers for the wedding, huh?

314
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:26,171
I'll do for black flowers
what I did for fish sauce ice cream.

315
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,713
- Sure.
- Good.

316
00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:30,796
I just don't wanna be a boring-ass bride,
you know?

317
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:33,064
- Let's spice it up.
- Can I talk to you about something?

318
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:36,546
Yeah. Sure. What's up? Mm-hmm.

319
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,838
I've been thinking about this a lot.

320
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:42,281
And if it's cool with you,
I'd like to postpone the wedding.

321
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,505
It's not that I don't want to get married.
I do.

322
00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,439
It's just... It's just
that this opportunity has come up

323
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,338
for me to go to India with José Andrés.

324
00:15:51,838 --> 00:15:53,005
The chef from Bazaar?

325
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880
Exactly.

326
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:58,421
He's opening up a new restaurant there,
and he knows about my two years

327
00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:00,921
in the saffron fields of Kashmir
with Alice Waters.

328
00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,880
So you want me
to go to San Francisco alone?

329
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,189
[Brandon] That's the beauty of it.

330
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,880
We'd both be in new surroundings.
We'd be apart...

331
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:09,630
together.

332
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:12,296
Before entering
into a lifelong commitment.

333
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:16,505
I just... I just want this to be right.
So that when we do get married...

334
00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:19,671
...he'll be the best husband he can be.
So, in that sense,

335
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,338
it's really for the both of us.

336
00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,272
Are you serious?
What the hell is happening right now?

337
00:16:23,296 --> 00:16:25,296
- He'll just be gone for half a year...
- Stop it.

338
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,380
- And he flew out this morning to India.
- Like, the India? Like, the...

339
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,213
- the country?
- India.

340
00:16:30,296 --> 00:16:33,505
So instead of getting married,
he's gonna, like, just Eat Pray Love?

341
00:16:33,588 --> 00:16:35,921
And in the meantime,
we're gonna see other people.

342
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,130
Wait, what?

343
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,088
We are gonna see other people.

344
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:41,380
So we're both absolutely sure
that we belong together.

345
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:43,880
Think of it like a six-month Bachelorette.

346
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,630
You know? San Francisco
could not have come at a better time.

347
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,588
I'll get away, reset.

348
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:52,296
Go to the aquarium, marvel at that...
albino alligator.

349
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,421
- It's all good!
- Mm-hmm.

350
00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:55,838
I'm gonna go do inventory.

351
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,171
- [sniffles]
- [door closes]

352
00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:12,255
[sobbing quietly]

353
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:21,005
[exhales]

354
00:17:24,171 --> 00:17:25,921
- Oh, God. [chuckles]
- [door closes]

355
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:29,088
I'm sorry.
I'm just, um, getting the oyster sauce.

356
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:32,380
[quietly] Okay. Um...

357
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:35,880
Never give anybody your heart, Enrique.

358
00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:39,755
Thank you, Chef.

359
00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:41,416
["Blow the Whistle" playing]

360
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:44,088
[door closes]

361
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,838
♪ Blow the whistle, blow the whistle ♪

362
00:17:49,338 --> 00:17:53,046
♪ Blow the whistle, blow the whistle ♪

363
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:00,963
[doorbell rings]

364
00:18:04,838 --> 00:18:06,213
Mr. Kim!

365
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,046
Wait...

366
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,963
- Veronica!
- Yes.

367
00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:11,630
- You're back in San Francisco?
- Hi.

368
00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:13,713
My God! How long's it been?

369
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:16,880
Oh, gosh. I don't think I've seen you
since high school graduation.

370
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:18,796
- [Mr. Kim laughs]
- Veronica?

371
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:20,171
Marcus!

372
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:21,588
[laughs] Hey!

373
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:24,255
Oh, my goodness! Hi!

374
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,522
- [Marcus] All right.
- Hi, hi, hi!

375
00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,838
- I'll bring the rest. Be right back.
- [both chuckle]

376
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,671
- Wow, look at you!
- Yeah.

377
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:30,755
It's so good to see you.

378
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:33,546
- [Veronica] You, too.
- So you lost all your piercings, huh?

379
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,171
Oh no, not all of 'em.

380
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,088
[seagulls cry]

381
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:43,713
[clears throat] Uh, well,
uh, thank you for hiring us for this job

382
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,516
and, uh,
congrats on the house and the baby.

383
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,564
- Oh, thanks. It's not my house, though.
- [Sasha] Hey, V!

384
00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,005
The bathroom counter is too high.

385
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,463
I'm gonna need a stool to...

386
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:59,046
Uh, hey, what's up? [laughs]

387
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:01,005
Wow. Look who's here? It's...

388
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,213
Look who's here, this... This is...

389
00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:05,338
And who's in the house. It's you!

390
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:06,546
This is amazing.

391
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:10,088
- Hi, Marcus.
- Hi! Yeah, hi, Sasha.

392
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,005
Hi. Hello. Hi. [chuckles] What's up?

393
00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:15,505
- [clears throat]
- Long time.

394
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,171
Yes. Yes.
Very long time, uh, very much so indeed.

395
00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:24,296
Uh... But, you know, time passes,
and now it's like current, modern...

396
00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:27,796
It's like we're here, and this is great.
It's... [chuckles]

397
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:29,796
So I...

398
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:32,046
I guess you're the air conditioning guy?

399
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,755
Oh? Oh, this?
No, no, I just like the ease of a onesie.

400
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,171
Oh, okay.

401
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,630
You're back in town?
I thought you moved to LA.

402
00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,338
Uh, I... I did. Um...

403
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,338
I'm just renting this house.
I'm here for two months.

404
00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:45,130
We're opening a restaurant.

405
00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:47,546
If you're renting,
then why are you installing AC...

406
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,046
No way! Sasha Tran!

407
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,505
Mr. Kim! Oh, my God.

408
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:54,630
- Oh!
- [both laugh]

409
00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,713
Look at you!

410
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:58,546
You have not changed one bit.
How do you not age?

411
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:00,463
I wash my face with shampoo.

412
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:02,213
[both laugh]

413
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:05,630
I can't believe I'm seeing you.
We thought you'd never come back.

414
00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:07,630
- You're like our own Asian Oprah.
- Oh!

415
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:09,421
How much money do you have now?

416
00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:10,671
[laughs]

417
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:11,963
He's serious.

418
00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,380
- Oh... [chuckles]
- Oh! I just read you're getting married

419
00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:18,296
to that guy, your manager. Seems great!

420
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,796
Older than I thought, but...

421
00:20:21,171 --> 00:20:22,171
good.

422
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:25,296
- How old is he?
- He's a very young 50.

423
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,171
Uh, he does a lot of Capoeira.

424
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:31,463
He, uh, shops at, uh, um... Under Armour.

425
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,588
And, uh, he has...

426
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,171
uh, 57,000 followers on Instagram.

427
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,838
Okay. Well, me and Marcus,

428
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,505
we're gonna get you all set up.
Don't worry. Oh!

429
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,546
Invest your money in lettuce.

430
00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,463
Kale can't hold on forever.

431
00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:49,921
[Veronica] Hmm.

432
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,630
Dude, you so did that on purpose.

433
00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:54,564
[Veronica] I thought
it was just gonna be Mr. Kim.

434
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,046
I had no idea
Marcus was gonna be working with him.

435
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,921
The company
is literally called "Harry and Son."

436
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,588
Yeah, "sun," like in the sky.

437
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:04,564
- It's what I thought.
- [Sasha] Whatever.

438
00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:05,713
Your plan didn't work.

439
00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:08,171
Well, I thought
this was your six-month Bachelorette.

440
00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:09,421
Yeah, with strangers.

441
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:12,088
I'm not trying to Bachelorette
with Marcus Kim.

442
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,630
There's way too much history there.

443
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:17,171
- Plus, he's so not my type anymore.
- Oh, you mean because he's not an asshole?

444
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:20,171
Oh, he's an asshole.
He's just a stealth asshole.

445
00:21:20,505 --> 00:21:23,171
Like those good-looking guys,
those white dudes with a beard

446
00:21:23,255 --> 00:21:25,272
that come up to you on the street,
all good-looking,

447
00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:27,005
ask you how you're doing,

448
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,505
and then you realize
they're carrying a clipboard,

449
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,546
asking to donate money
for some endangered flora and fauna.

450
00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:37,255
- Misleading you.
- All right, I'll take that as a maybe.

451
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,088
Look, I gotta go.
Denise wants to talk nursery motif.

452
00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:42,713
And for some reason,
she's so anti-penguin.

453
00:21:42,921 --> 00:21:45,088
I mean, this one has a hat on it.

454
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,546
It's so cute.
I didn't know penguins get cold.

455
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,713
I think it's fiction when they wear hats.

456
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:52,755
I always forget whether fiction's
the real one or the fake one.

457
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,963
- Love you!
- I love you, too. [softly] Good night.

458
00:21:56,046 --> 00:21:57,046
[line clicks]

459
00:21:59,296 --> 00:22:00,421
[chuckles]

460
00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:01,921
Look at my pool.

461
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,546
You know who doesn't have a pool? Marcus.

462
00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:14,546
No,
the LA restaurant is non-denominational,

463
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,755
modern Vietnamese fusion.

464
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:19,046
The San Francisco one
is gonna be a step up from that.

465
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,713
It's trans-denominational.

466
00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:25,088
[chuckles] Yes! Yes!

467
00:22:25,338 --> 00:22:29,171
Transgressive, transforming, transcendent.
Ah! Brilliant!

468
00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:31,755
Excellent thoughts, as always.
Thank you, Julian.

469
00:22:31,838 --> 00:22:33,838
- [chuckles]
- [phone clicks]

470
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,505
[sighs] Mm.

471
00:22:39,213 --> 00:22:41,005
Does it get tiring doing that?

472
00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:43,005
My work? No. I love it.

473
00:22:43,213 --> 00:22:44,838
No, your phone voice.

474
00:22:44,921 --> 00:22:45,921
My what?

475
00:22:46,671 --> 00:22:48,796
You know, that voice you use on the phone.

476
00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:52,296
[in exaggerated tone] "Brilliant!
Excellent, as always. Ta-ta, Julian!"

477
00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:53,505
[Sasha] Okay, first of all,

478
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,880
you sound like Count Chocula.

479
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:57,048
- [scoffs]
- [Sasha] And that's very rude, Marcus.

480
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,921
Especially considering
I'm the customer paying you money.

481
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,130
It's just funny
because I know it's not you, that voice.

482
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,463
Well, you haven't known me
for a very long time.

483
00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:08,046
And PS, have you seen yourself
in those coveralls?

484
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,530
You look like a homeless astronaut.

485
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,546
Hey, guys, I'm off to the restaurant,

486
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,088
but I picked you up
some breakfast burritos.

487
00:23:15,171 --> 00:23:18,296
- [Sasha] Mm!
- I've already had one. Well, two.

488
00:23:18,588 --> 00:23:21,005
- Who's counting?
- Excellent. [chuckles softly]

489
00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:23,238
[enthusiastically] Ta-ta, Veronica!

490
00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:24,689
Oh, don't use your phone voice
on me, bitch.

491
00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,713
[footsteps fading]

492
00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,463
- [Mr. Kim] So, you just set it...
- [thermostat beeps]

493
00:23:32,171 --> 00:23:34,713
...and forget it.
Like that commercial for that thing.

494
00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:36,713
- What thing?
- I can't remember.

495
00:23:36,796 --> 00:23:39,838
But if you have any problems,
like I said, call us.

496
00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:41,963
Thanks, Mr. Kim.

497
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,755
[both chuckle softly]

498
00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:45,588
Uh...

499
00:23:45,921 --> 00:23:48,213
- Thank you, Marcus.
- You're welcome, Sasha.

500
00:23:50,088 --> 00:23:51,796
- Um...
- [Marcus clicks tongue]

501
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,338
Oh, wait! Did you invite Sasha
to your gig tomorrow?

502
00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:56,296
- She'd love it.
- No.

503
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:58,588
- Gig?
- [Mr. Kim] Hello Peril. His band.

504
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,856
- You ought to go. They're so good!
- Let's not do this, Dad.

505
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,546
Hello Peril's still together?

506
00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,755
- Sixteen years strong.
- Wow.

507
00:24:04,838 --> 00:24:06,647
- I'll get you a flyer for the show.
- No, do not get a...

508
00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,831
- They're in the van.
- [Marcus] Why are you getting...

509
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:13,380
- The whole original band's still together?
- No, it's just me and Quasar.

510
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,046
Um, but remember Tony Gill?

511
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,630
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. He joined.

512
00:24:16,713 --> 00:24:18,838
The only one you don't know
is our drummer, Ginger.

513
00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:19,755
She's awesome.

514
00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,921
She grew up in the Bay Area.
She had three moms.

515
00:24:22,338 --> 00:24:25,255
Oh! Their tampon budget must have been
through the roof.

516
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,630
Hey, look at that. [chuckles]

517
00:24:27,838 --> 00:24:30,463
Um... My... My schedule tomorrow's
a little tight, so...

518
00:24:30,546 --> 00:24:32,213
- Yeah.
- Well, if it changes.

519
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,546
I have to say, uh...

520
00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:39,171
I'm surprised you two lost touch.
You used to be so close.

521
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,130
I always thought...

522
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,796
maybe you'd end up together. [chuckles]

523
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,338
[Marcus] Dad! Jesus!

524
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,505
[sighs] Okay... Um...

525
00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,005
Yeah.

526
00:24:58,546 --> 00:25:00,880
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

527
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,088
[sighs]

528
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,088
[woman 1] So design-wise,
we're very much embracing your philosophy

529
00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,963
of highlighting the original architecture
of the space.

530
00:25:55,046 --> 00:25:59,421
Okay. So, right here, I'm thinking
big communal table with Gubi chairs.

531
00:25:59,505 --> 00:26:02,005
Over here, two-tops with Gubi chairs.

532
00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:04,713
Right over here, I'm thinking four-tops
with Gubi chairs,

533
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,880
and in this little nook right here,
I'm thinking a six-top round with...

534
00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:09,796
Let me guess: Gubi chairs!

535
00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,796
I was thinking high-back...

536
00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:14,095
but, you know what? [chuckles]
You're the boss,

537
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,380
so we can absolutely switch them
to Gubis.

538
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,880
I don't even really know
what Gubi chairs look like.

539
00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:21,213
You know, they look a bit like chairs.

540
00:26:22,005 --> 00:26:24,296
Um... Meaning that they've got...

541
00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:27,921
They've got these, like... uh,
four kind of like...

542
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,397
legs.
I don't know why I'm doing that gesture,

543
00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:31,505
and that's inappropriate.

544
00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:32,647
- I'm so sorry.
- [woman 2] Hello?

545
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:33,796
- Um...
- [man] Sasha!

546
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,713
[woman 2] Hello?

547
00:26:34,796 --> 00:26:36,588
- [tapping on glass]
- [man] Sasha!

548
00:26:37,213 --> 00:26:38,588
- Sasha!
- Sasha? Are you in there?

549
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,171
- Why are my parents here?
- Ooh, I don't know.

550
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:44,005
- [Mr. Tran] Parking meter is expired!
- I kept saying "Gubi."

551
00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:44,963
Yeah, you did.

552
00:26:45,088 --> 00:26:47,755
- I was spiraling.
- You got a little sweat on your top lip.

553
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:51,213
- She's gonna fire me, isn't she?
- No. She'd make me do it.

554
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,838
[exhales]

555
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,380
Oh! Hey!

556
00:26:55,838 --> 00:26:58,296
- [lock clicks]
- [Sasha and Mr. Tran] Hi.

557
00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:01,421
- [chuckles]
- [Mrs. Tran] Hi! How are you?

558
00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:05,713
- Wow, this is so crazy you guys are here.
- Who picked you up from the airport?

559
00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:06,880
[Sasha] I got car service.

560
00:27:07,046 --> 00:27:08,130
Oh, no.

561
00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:09,671
Did you have to pay tip?

562
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,671
No, Dad. I jumped out
when he slowed down at a stop sign.

563
00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:15,171
[chuckles]
So, what are you guys doing here?

564
00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:18,130
Veronica posted on Facebook
that you would be here.

565
00:27:18,463 --> 00:27:20,213
- [Sasha growls]
- Oh!

566
00:27:20,921 --> 00:27:23,671
Is someone... I think someone's calling me
about Gubi chairs.

567
00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:25,397
[Mrs. Tran] We're just happy you're home.

568
00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,897
[Mr. Tran] Now that we have sold
the store, we have so much free time.

569
00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:30,755
We are throwing
your cousin Barry's son, Liam,

570
00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:32,130
a birthday party next week.

571
00:27:32,713 --> 00:27:34,671
So, you get to see the new house.

572
00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:37,463
I didn't think I would like retirement,
but it's good.

573
00:27:37,546 --> 00:27:39,713
Yesterday, I hung a bird feeder in a tree.

574
00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:42,255
That's great, Dad, but you know,
guys, um...

575
00:27:42,338 --> 00:27:44,338
I'm gonna be really busy
opening the restaurant.

576
00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:48,880
I have two months to finalize the layout,
design the menu, choose the suppliers.

577
00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:51,505
Then I fly to New York
and have to do it all over again.

578
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,755
[Mr. Tran] What day?

579
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,713
I know someone in New York
who can pick you up.

580
00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:55,996
And you don't have to pay tip.

581
00:27:56,046 --> 00:27:57,463
[drill whirring]

582
00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:03,213
♪ You shut the door, I lock it tight ♪

583
00:28:03,296 --> 00:28:06,505
♪ Turn out the lights, no fun tonight ♪

584
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:09,588
♪ Move your hands, no fun tonight ♪

585
00:28:09,671 --> 00:28:12,963
♪ You said good night, I said all right ♪

586
00:28:13,046 --> 00:28:17,630
- ♪ Good night! ♪
- ♪ Hey! Yeah! Hey! Yeah! ♪

587
00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:21,171
♪ Have mercy on me, yeah ♪

588
00:28:21,255 --> 00:28:26,713
♪ Hey! Yeah! Hey! Yeah! Hey! Yeah! ♪

589
00:28:26,796 --> 00:28:30,046
♪ Sunshine, shine ♪

590
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:34,630
♪ I'm a man of flesh
And this one-track mind ♪

591
00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:41,296
♪ With your addictions
'Cause I got mine ♪

592
00:28:41,796 --> 00:28:44,338
- [rock band playing]
- [indistinct chatter]

593
00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:47,505
[front man] ♪ And you'll see, hey! ♪

594
00:28:52,421 --> 00:28:55,463
I think you guys are gonna be glad
you put me on merch.

595
00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:59,213
Our T-shirt table sales have been fire.

596
00:28:59,296 --> 00:29:00,338
Stop. [chuckles]

597
00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:02,130
So, how many have we sold?

598
00:29:02,463 --> 00:29:03,463
Nine.

599
00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:05,880
Well, two got sent back, so...

600
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,505
seven.

601
00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:11,630
- Seven?
- And I also got these.

602
00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,671
Hello Peril. Boop.

603
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:21,088
[sighs] But tennis balls have nothing
to do with our band.

604
00:29:21,171 --> 00:29:22,046
Uh, counterpoint:

605
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,588
since when has our band made any sense?

606
00:29:25,171 --> 00:29:26,171
Okay.

607
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,880
Well,
maybe we'll have a better chance of...

608
00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:31,796
selling these if we start playing...

609
00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:33,338
bigger venues.

610
00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:35,189
When are we gonna talk about tensions
in the band,

611
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:37,213
'cause I'm mad at two of you right now.

612
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,439
Marcus, did you have a chance
to call Southie's

613
00:29:39,463 --> 00:29:41,171
and ask about us playing Thursday nights?

614
00:29:41,255 --> 00:29:42,963
Oh, yeah... um, no.

615
00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:44,380
I don't like Southie's.

616
00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,088
Okay, okay, fair,

617
00:29:46,171 --> 00:29:48,838
except they're, like, three times
the size of this place.

618
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,522
Yeah,
but they're on the other side of town.

619
00:29:50,546 --> 00:29:53,466
- People don't know us over there.
- Yeah, because we've never been there!

620
00:29:53,796 --> 00:29:56,338
Marcus, this is just like
when you refused to try cold brew

621
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,713
because you'd never heard of it.

622
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,588
And then it took a year
of me convincing you to try it,

623
00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:02,380
and then what happened? Huh?

624
00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:05,213
- What do you love now?
- Cold brew.

625
00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:06,713
Cold brew.

626
00:30:07,463 --> 00:30:09,296
I'm mad at Tony and myself.

627
00:30:10,046 --> 00:30:12,963
Tony annoys me,
and I'm mad at myself for that.

628
00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:15,463
- [crowd cheering]
- [sighs]

629
00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:18,713
[band playing]

630
00:30:19,296 --> 00:30:20,338
Thank you so much!

631
00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:23,380
The next band is Hello Peril.
You don't wanna miss out.

632
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:25,213
[crowd cheers]

633
00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:28,338
- [Marcus] What's up, everybody?
- [crowd cheers]

634
00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:30,921
[Marcus] Hey, what's up, Bay Area?

635
00:30:31,005 --> 00:30:33,755
- [crowd continues cheering]
- [Marcus] Yeah!

636
00:30:33,838 --> 00:30:36,046
All right, we are Hello Peril,

637
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,921
serving you great music,
all day, every day.

638
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,671
Hey, speaking of serving...

639
00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:42,380
who here likes tennis?

640
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,421
All right.
Um, well... Well, it's a great sport.

641
00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:51,671
- And we've got Hello Peril tennis balls...
- Yeah.

642
00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:53,838
I think they filmed some
of Boys Don't Cry here.

643
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:55,421
Oh, which part?

644
00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:57,213
Not a good part.

645
00:30:57,338 --> 00:31:00,505
[Marcus] There you go. Yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.

646
00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,606
All right, who's ready
to hear some music?

647
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,963
- [crowd cheers]
- Let's do it.

648
00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:11,130
Thank you for coming.

649
00:31:11,796 --> 00:31:12,630
Of course.

650
00:31:12,713 --> 00:31:14,921
[audience shouting and whooping]

651
00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:20,213
- ♪ Hello ♪
- ♪ This is how we greet you ♪

652
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,921
♪ This is what we say every day
When we meet you ♪

653
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:25,880
♪ We are Hello Peril, the band of four ♪

654
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:28,380
♪ We got tunes to entertain
And teach you ♪

655
00:31:28,463 --> 00:31:31,088
♪ We say hello
To everybody here tonight ♪

656
00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:34,505
♪ We're so glad you could step
Into our zone and tomorrow say... ♪

657
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,628
They're still really good.

658
00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:38,755
♪ To all your friends and your foes
And tell 'em how we got your mind blown ♪

659
00:31:38,838 --> 00:31:40,796
♪ For example, hello, my name is Marcus ♪

660
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,338
♪ With lyrics for your carcass ♪

661
00:31:42,421 --> 00:31:45,005
♪ Famous in the Bay
For keeping cooler than the Arctic ♪

662
00:31:45,088 --> 00:31:47,463
♪ Want some food for thought?
Hello Peril is the market ♪

663
00:31:47,838 --> 00:31:50,421
♪ The smartest even though we're known
For smoking up a harvest ♪

664
00:31:50,505 --> 00:31:52,671
♪ Welcome to the city
That used to be free of suckers ♪

665
00:31:52,755 --> 00:31:55,588
♪ Till the techies came in Hummers
And colonized the gutters ♪

666
00:31:55,671 --> 00:31:58,671
♪ If I see another hipster
Openin' a coffee shop ♪

667
00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:01,421
♪ I'll make a body drop
With my signature karate chop... ♪

668
00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:03,880
I didn't even know I could squat.

669
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,338
- Be careful.
- Okay.

670
00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:08,838
- [crowd cheers]
- ♪ And crooked cops get unbearable ♪

671
00:32:08,921 --> 00:32:11,338
♪ Impeccable aim
We put an arrow through a sparrow ♪

672
00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:13,421
♪ It's Hello Peril, that's where it's at ♪

673
00:32:13,505 --> 00:32:15,671
- [horns honking]
- [Sasha] So for your baby shower,

674
00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:17,880
I think I'm just gonna do,
like, a zoo theme.

675
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,546
- Zoo?
- Yeah, zoo.

676
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,106
- That's very safe. There's monkeys...
- No.

677
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,370
Look, I'm gonna be changing diapers
for a very long time.

678
00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:25,630
I don't wanna smell shit
at my baby shower.

679
00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,588
- No, I'm not gonna have a zoo...
- I want...

680
00:32:27,671 --> 00:32:29,671
No way! Sasha and Veronica?

681
00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:30,755
- What's up?
- Hey.

682
00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:32,088
Hey, Tony, looking good.

683
00:32:32,171 --> 00:32:33,796
Thanks, girl. Feeling good.

684
00:32:35,046 --> 00:32:36,921
Oh shit, that's not mine, is it?

685
00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:40,630
- No, honey. It's my fiancée's. Denise.
- [Tony] Cool!

686
00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:44,963
Um, actually, I'm a... an LGBTQIA ally.

687
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,296
So, thank you, uh, for your service.

688
00:32:50,046 --> 00:32:52,755
Uh, so anyway,
I... I thought you couldn't make it.

689
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:56,338
Oh, well, my schedule cleared up
last minute, so I thought I'd stop by.

690
00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:57,380
Sure, of course.

691
00:32:57,546 --> 00:33:00,546
- Yeah, it was fun.
- [Veronica] You guys are so good.

692
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,213
- You're just blowing up, too.
- Oh, yes we are.

693
00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:04,921
Um, I don't know if you heard,

694
00:33:05,005 --> 00:33:07,255
- but we sold seven T-shirts.
- Oh!

695
00:33:07,338 --> 00:33:09,380
- What are you, like Old Navy?
- Yes, yes.

696
00:33:09,463 --> 00:33:10,546
[laughs]

697
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,296
I could listen to this story all night,
but I can't.

698
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,296
I'm gonna go check to make sure

699
00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:17,171
- I haven't dropped my placenta.
- Oh.

700
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:19,630
- Bye! Thank you for coming.
- [Okay. So much fun.

701
00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:22,171
- Bye, V!
- Love is love is... love.

702
00:33:22,338 --> 00:33:23,338
Gosh, Tony.

703
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:26,130
So, uh, what are you guys up to?
You hungry?

704
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,588
Oh, yeah. I'm down for some food.

705
00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:30,921
I actually have to get up early tomorrow,
but thank you for inviting me, Marcus.

706
00:33:31,005 --> 00:33:32,505
[screams]

707
00:33:32,588 --> 00:33:35,880
[laughing] You killed it, babe!

708
00:33:36,171 --> 00:33:38,421
That was your best set yet, babe!

709
00:33:38,671 --> 00:33:41,880
[kissing and moaning loudly]

710
00:33:42,338 --> 00:33:48,213
Oh, my gosh, you guys. I forgot.
I, um... have to, uh... uh, vote.

711
00:33:49,046 --> 00:33:51,963
- [woman] Babe, that was so hot!
- Jenny! Jenny! Jenny.

712
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,921
Jenny, this is Sasha. Sasha, Jenny.

713
00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:56,963
Oh, my God.

714
00:33:57,755 --> 00:33:58,755
Sasha Tran?

715
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:03,630
Oh... Oh, hey. [giggles uncomfortably]

716
00:34:04,046 --> 00:34:06,505
- It's a lot of... Lot of hair...
- [Marcus chuckles]

717
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,296
...in my mouth, a little bit.

718
00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,671
It is so nice to finally meet you.

719
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,022
- It's nice to meet you, too.
- [Marcus and Jenny chuckle]

720
00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:19,088
Marcus told me you guys are old friends,
but I kind of didn't believe him.

721
00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:21,838
I am a huge fan.

722
00:34:22,088 --> 00:34:24,921
[gasps] You have to let me cook
for you tonight.

723
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,416
- Oh, uh, Sasha has to get up early.
- [Sasha] Well...

724
00:34:28,005 --> 00:34:29,130
not that early.

725
00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:31,171
Really?

726
00:34:32,255 --> 00:34:34,921
[man and woman singing in Spanish
on record]

727
00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:47,921
Wow, Jenny.

728
00:34:48,838 --> 00:34:50,880
This looks... amazing.

729
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,130
Thank you.

730
00:34:52,171 --> 00:34:53,505
[chuckles]

731
00:34:55,255 --> 00:34:56,588
[Jenny sighs]

732
00:34:57,046 --> 00:34:58,546
Is that Vienna sausage?

733
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,296
Yeah. [giggles excitedly]

734
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,213
Mm! So good! [chuckles softly]

735
00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:09,796
- Hey!
- She likes it.

736
00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:13,463
[laughing] Sasha Tran likes my cooking!

737
00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:16,338
[Sasha] How did you and Marcus meet?

738
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:18,380
Oh, um...

739
00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:22,838
The community youth group
that I work with...

740
00:35:23,005 --> 00:35:25,338
um, was performing performance art

741
00:35:25,421 --> 00:35:30,088
about the illegal trafficking
of tropical birds, and...

742
00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,421
Hello Peril was on the same bill,
and I saw him perform,

743
00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:35,963
and I just fell in love.

744
00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:40,005
Wow, babe,
that was almost five months ago.

745
00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:42,421
- Can you believe it?
- Five months? Wow. Yeah.

746
00:35:42,505 --> 00:35:44,963
I was a polyam
before Marcus and I got married.

747
00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,880
Wait... you two are married?

748
00:35:48,171 --> 00:35:49,588
No, no, no. No, we're not.

749
00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:53,796
Not in your traditional,
heteronormative sense. [laughs]

750
00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:55,380
We're married spiritually

751
00:35:55,671 --> 00:35:56,796
and sexually.

752
00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,588
Yeah, but not literally. [chuckles]

753
00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:01,963
Uh, anyway, Jenny is, um, amazing.

754
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:04,880
She, uh, works with underserved kids
in the community,

755
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:08,421
teaching them drama and music,
and, uh, she's taught me a lot

756
00:36:08,505 --> 00:36:11,171
about being more conscious
of the world around me, you know.

757
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:13,338
That's great. [chuckles]

758
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,630
FYI. These are, uh, Paula Deen plates,
you know, the...

759
00:36:17,296 --> 00:36:18,296
racist butter lady.

760
00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:21,046
Oh, I know. That's why I stole them.

761
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,880
Oh! Uh... [chuckles]

762
00:36:26,046 --> 00:36:29,171
[both laugh]

763
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,005
- Oh, another one.
- Another one!

764
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,463
- Oh!
- [both giggle]

765
00:36:35,713 --> 00:36:36,713
[spits]

766
00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:39,481
[Sasha]
You don't have to give me a ride home.

767
00:36:39,505 --> 00:36:40,713
I can call an Uber.

768
00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,685
I'd be happy to charge you for the ride
if it makes you feel better.

769
00:36:43,755 --> 00:36:46,338
- Uh, you know it wouldn't.
- [both laugh]

770
00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:51,713
So, uh... Jenny's...

771
00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,421
quite the character.

772
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:57,088
Yeah, she's, um... very free, you know?

773
00:36:57,171 --> 00:37:00,296
How does an Asian person
even cultivate dreadlocks on their head?

774
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,421
I don't know,
but a crocheting tool is involved.

775
00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:04,796
Oh. Does the carpet match the drapes?

776
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,171
[chuckles softly]
No, it's just a huge bush.

777
00:37:07,255 --> 00:37:09,380
- [laughs]
- I kind of love it, though, you know?

778
00:37:09,463 --> 00:37:12,338
She sleeps bottomless
like a sexy Asian Winnie the Pooh.

779
00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:14,463
[laughs, gasps]

780
00:37:15,005 --> 00:37:17,338
["Untitled (How Does It Feel)" playing]

781
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:18,421
No way.

782
00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,713
- You still have the Corolla?
- In the same condition, too.

783
00:37:24,505 --> 00:37:25,755
- [metal clangs]
- Oh!

784
00:37:26,213 --> 00:37:28,338
Oh, locks stopped working in 2007.

785
00:37:28,671 --> 00:37:29,671
Oh...

786
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,921
- [scrapes]
- Yeah.

787
00:37:34,005 --> 00:37:36,005
[car rattling]

788
00:37:47,963 --> 00:37:49,088
What are you looking at?

789
00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:51,255
- Nothing.
- Why were you looking in my back seat?

790
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:55,671
I wasn't. I was just, uh...
My chiropractor says I gotta, you know...

791
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:57,397
- turn, rotate my...
- Look at the back seat?

792
00:37:57,421 --> 00:37:59,255
- Yeah.
- Because we had sex back there?

793
00:37:59,338 --> 00:38:01,522
- [laughs] Oh, my God!
- That's why you're looking back there.

794
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:02,626
Just calling you out on it.

795
00:38:03,838 --> 00:38:06,296
So what do you think?
Seeing it after all these years?

796
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,921
That it might be even smaller
and grosser than I remember.

797
00:38:09,005 --> 00:38:11,046
You better still be talking
about my back seat.

798
00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:12,380
[laughs]

799
00:38:12,546 --> 00:38:15,005
Hey, uh, by the way,
it would have been nice, you know,

800
00:38:15,088 --> 00:38:18,588
would have been cool to lose my virginity
someplace classy like, uh...

801
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,421
- on a blanket in a gazebo.
- [scoffs]

802
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:21,713
Little hotel by the Bay.

803
00:38:22,005 --> 00:38:24,130
- A hotel by the Bay?
- A hotel by the Bay.

804
00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:27,171
Who was I? A lawyer having an affair
with a coworker?

805
00:38:27,713 --> 00:38:30,838
- I was 18. I had no money.
- Well, you could have saved it.

806
00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:31,796
You could have stolen it.

807
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,356
You stole nuts out of the nut bins
every day at Rainbow Grocery.

808
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,439
[Marcus] Okay, that's not stealing.
That's called "tasting."

809
00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:38,671
That's why they got those flaps,
so you could try shit.

810
00:38:38,755 --> 00:38:41,546
[Sasha laughs]
Whatever. The past is the past, right?

811
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,588
Please tell Jenny
I enjoyed her enthusiasm.

812
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,588
Not the sausage, not the...

813
00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:49,421
maca powder mixed with the ketchup,
but, uh...

814
00:38:49,505 --> 00:38:51,463
- [chuckles]
- ...her energy, her chi,

815
00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,630
her yin, her yang, all of it.

816
00:38:53,713 --> 00:38:54,963
- [both laugh]
- I will.

817
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,713
Well... uh, okay. Uh, bye.

818
00:39:01,796 --> 00:39:03,130
- Bye.
- [chuckles]

819
00:39:04,296 --> 00:39:06,255
- [door clangs]
- [Marcus] Oh, uh...

820
00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:08,138
Yeah, I... I have to do that
from the outside.

821
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,338
Oh! That weapon again. Hm.

822
00:39:09,421 --> 00:39:11,296
[door alert beeping]

823
00:39:12,671 --> 00:39:14,397
[Sasha, muffled]
This window thing came off in my hand.

824
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:17,088
- [door clangs]
- [Marcus grunts]

825
00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:19,046
What'd you say?

826
00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:21,046
I said, "This window thing came off
in my hand."

827
00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:22,421
Oh, right. [chuckles] Okay.

828
00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:23,838
- Thanks.
- All right, bye.

829
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:25,213
- [Sasha] Bye.
- [lock clicks]

830
00:39:31,005 --> 00:39:32,755
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

831
00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:39,755
And we could make the print look
like handwritten calligraphy.

832
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,880
[Sasha]
Oh, good. And print it on rice paper.

833
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,088
- White people eat that shit up.
- [giggles] Guilty.

834
00:39:46,338 --> 00:39:48,796
Hey, the flatware rep is here.

835
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,505
I know, it's a lot.

836
00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,171
And Netflix just called.

837
00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:55,175
They wanna know if you can cater
a wrap party this Sunday at the Fairmont.

838
00:39:55,505 --> 00:39:57,505
- Is it for The Crown?
- [Veronica] No.

839
00:39:57,588 --> 00:40:00,921
It's for that new Kevin James show
where he plays a young Benjamin Franklin.

840
00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:05,796
Um... Okay, screw it. Yeah, sure.

841
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,713
- Why not? [chuckles]
- All right! [exclaims]

842
00:40:10,838 --> 00:40:14,088
- [vacuum whirring]
- [hip-hop playing on stereo]

843
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,380
Is that Padma Lakshmi?

844
00:40:25,671 --> 00:40:28,380
He's Bacheloretting with Padma?

845
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:32,005
Stupid, beautiful, talented Padma Lakshmi.

846
00:40:36,338 --> 00:40:37,380
[alert chimes]

847
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:41,755
[chuckles softly]

848
00:40:46,588 --> 00:40:49,046
[Tony] I mean, what did we do
before the Internet?

849
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,130
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and fill out
the application for the audition...

850
00:40:52,713 --> 00:40:53,713
[typing]

851
00:40:57,046 --> 00:40:59,130
[Tony] They wanna know
if any of us have been married

852
00:40:59,213 --> 00:41:00,880
for the application for the auditions.

853
00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:03,338
That's so weird... Hello, Marcus?

854
00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:05,505
Are you listening to me
or are you messaging someone?

855
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,171
- Oh, um... No, I'm listening. What's up?
- I called Southie's.

856
00:41:09,255 --> 00:41:11,796
They said Thursdays are open,
but we've gotta audition.

857
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,588
[sighs] Against 100 other bands.

858
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,338
I mean, yeah, at least. It's Southie's.

859
00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:18,046
- Isn't that great?
- I have a question for you.

860
00:41:18,421 --> 00:41:19,255
Shoot.

861
00:41:19,338 --> 00:41:21,171
Why did you bail on dinner
the other night?

862
00:41:21,671 --> 00:41:22,546
What dinner?

863
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:23,671
[Marcus] After the show.

864
00:41:23,755 --> 00:41:26,130
Remember? We were all gonna go to dinner,
and then...

865
00:41:26,213 --> 00:41:28,255
Jenny showed up, and then you bailed.

866
00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:31,838
Oh... Yeah, that's... Uh...

867
00:41:32,171 --> 00:41:34,505
- You... You know, uh, I had...
- [Marcus] Uh...

868
00:41:34,588 --> 00:41:36,005
- What?
- I know what?

869
00:41:36,088 --> 00:41:37,606
- You were gonna say something?
- You...

870
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,522
- I'm asking you, why did you bail?
- Right, and then you said something after.

871
00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,106
- [Marcus] I didn't.
- You were gonna tell me why I bailed.

872
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,963
- [Marcus] No. No, I'm asking you why.
- Right. Um...

873
00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:46,978
You forgot what your lie was, didn't you?

874
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,255
- I did.
- [Marcus] Yeah.

875
00:41:48,338 --> 00:41:50,296
[sighs] Whatever. Um...

876
00:41:50,421 --> 00:41:52,921
Are we done with this meeting?
Because I wanna smoke weed now,

877
00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,713
but I don't wanna disrespect the process.

878
00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:56,463
Whoa! Me, too. Light her up.

879
00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:01,296
- Suppress the darkness.
- Yep.

880
00:42:01,505 --> 00:42:03,505
[pop music playing over stereo]

881
00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:08,463
- [kids laughing]
- [indistinct chatter]

882
00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:19,046
- ♪ Believe in the magic ♪
- [children yelling]

883
00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,796
- ♪ Magic, magic, believe in the magic ♪
- [goat bleats]

884
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,421
- ♪ Magic, magic ♪
- [both laugh]

885
00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,213
Barry.

886
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,838
Hey! So glad you came.

887
00:42:29,921 --> 00:42:31,814
- [Sasha] Oh.
- Always fun seeing my famous cousin.

888
00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:34,546
- No! Thanks for inviting me.
- [both chuckle]

889
00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:37,505
[Sasha] Can you believe all this?

890
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:40,046
You know what my parents gave me
for my eighth birthday?

891
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:40,963
Flip-flops.

892
00:42:41,046 --> 00:42:44,213
[chuckles] Well, they've been
amazing godparents to Liam.

893
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,921
They're really close.

894
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:47,671
Nice for Liam. [scoffs]

895
00:42:47,755 --> 00:42:49,475
But sometimes they do go
a little overboard.

896
00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:51,588
Like getting a Diana Ross impersonator.

897
00:42:55,130 --> 00:42:58,421
What's a Diana Ross impersonator doing
at an eight-year-old's birthday party?

898
00:42:58,838 --> 00:43:01,213
Your dad said she was much cheaper
than Beyoncé.

899
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,560
So, when are you gonna find out
the gender?

900
00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:13,088
I'm doing a non-gender-binary situation,
so just give me gray baby clothes.

901
00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,713
- [Marcus] Hey.
- Hey!

902
00:43:14,796 --> 00:43:16,046
- Yeah.
- [Sasha] You made it.

903
00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,564
- Thanks for the invite.
- [Sasha] Yeah.

904
00:43:17,588 --> 00:43:18,588
Yeah.

905
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:22,921
- What's up, V?
- You know.

906
00:43:23,005 --> 00:43:25,838
- [chuckles] I do.
- Yeah.

907
00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,921
I think your dad's already here.

908
00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:31,005
[kids playing]

909
00:43:31,088 --> 00:43:33,338
- Lemonade?
- Oh... thanks.

910
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:35,796
I'm Harry. Uh, huge Diana Ross fan.

911
00:43:36,546 --> 00:43:38,380
Kathy. Huge lemonade fan.

912
00:43:38,463 --> 00:43:39,546
[both laugh]

913
00:43:40,046 --> 00:43:43,380
I, uh... didn't know what to get him,
so I just went with Legos.

914
00:43:43,463 --> 00:43:45,630
Oh, what did you bring, Sasha?

915
00:43:45,921 --> 00:43:47,380
Kids love chocolate, all right?

916
00:43:47,463 --> 00:43:50,088
Matcha green tea dark chocolate
with French gray sea salt?

917
00:43:50,171 --> 00:43:52,255
Yes. Kids know that shit is delicious.

918
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,713
[cell phone vibrating]

919
00:43:58,005 --> 00:43:59,338
Sorry, I'll be right back.

920
00:43:59,588 --> 00:44:00,630
That's cool.

921
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:02,588
What kind of Legos?

922
00:44:03,171 --> 00:44:04,171
Red.

923
00:44:06,088 --> 00:44:07,088
[phone clicks]

924
00:44:07,171 --> 00:44:08,171
- Hey!
- [Brandon] Hey.

925
00:44:08,338 --> 00:44:09,880
I know we said we wouldn't talk.

926
00:44:09,963 --> 00:44:11,796
No, it's okay. [chuckles]

927
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,005
It's just that yesterday...
something hit me.

928
00:44:16,046 --> 00:44:18,171
I finally realized...

929
00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:22,796
that we need to think bigger
in terms of your global branding.

930
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,671
Padma was making me breakfast
this morning, and she agrees.

931
00:44:25,755 --> 00:44:28,755
- Mm-hmm.
- Your food can be transcontinental...

932
00:44:28,838 --> 00:44:31,088
- Brandon!
- Trans-denominational...

933
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:32,130
- Trans...
- Brandon!

934
00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,671
- What?
- I don't give a shit, okay?

935
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,921
I don't give a shit
about your branding thoughts.

936
00:44:37,463 --> 00:44:39,671
You never loved me.
This was just about business.

937
00:44:39,755 --> 00:44:42,546
I cannot believe I wasted
my prime reproductive years on you.

938
00:44:43,255 --> 00:44:44,880
I hope you have terrible karma

939
00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:48,005
and come back in the next life
as a nasty little lizard

940
00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:50,671
and get stepped on by someone on a hike!

941
00:44:51,546 --> 00:44:54,005
You are getting the finger
so hard right now.

942
00:44:54,296 --> 00:44:55,671
I hope you get malaria

943
00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:59,088
and shit yourself to death,
you shitty piece of shit!

944
00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:04,880
[goat bleats]

945
00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:06,713
A little softer, please.

946
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,963
You are scaring the goats.

947
00:45:09,755 --> 00:45:10,755
Oh...

948
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,088
[Sasha] We are so done.

949
00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:17,130
It was like being in love with a statue.
A sexy, handsome, chiseled statue

950
00:45:17,213 --> 00:45:19,088
of a Korean Eric from The Little Mermaid.

951
00:45:19,171 --> 00:45:20,588
He was just too perfect, you know?

952
00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:23,005
Like, I never felt
like I could be myself around him.

953
00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:24,671
Like, if I had to fart, I'd have to go

954
00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:26,671
to a completely different room
of the house.

955
00:45:26,755 --> 00:45:28,380
And he was so self-centered.

956
00:45:28,463 --> 00:45:31,171
He kept on saying how much he loved
and supported my career,

957
00:45:31,255 --> 00:45:33,880
when really it was just all
about how it made him look.

958
00:45:34,213 --> 00:45:37,046
All these men keep saying how much
they want a strong woman.

959
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,088
What they really want is a cheerleader.

960
00:45:39,588 --> 00:45:42,713
So, yeah. I'm gonna die all alone
in a big house all by myself

961
00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:46,296
in complete, utter, and deafening silence.
I can feel it, Marcus.

962
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:49,213
There, there.

963
00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:53,796
"There, there?" That... That's all you got?

964
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,800
Well, I had more
at the beginning of your speech,

965
00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:57,213
and then I forgot it by the end.

966
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,338
- [chuckling]
- [Marcus] Sorry. It was just so long.

967
00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:01,921
Oh, hey. Thank you.

968
00:46:05,255 --> 00:46:07,135
I can't believe this place
is still in business.

969
00:46:07,213 --> 00:46:09,613
What are we even doing here?
The food was always so terrible.

970
00:46:10,546 --> 00:46:12,505
- Are you insane?
- No.

971
00:46:12,588 --> 00:46:15,630
I eat here twice a week.
Here. Just try this, okay?

972
00:46:24,255 --> 00:46:26,421
- Hmm?
- [Sasha] Oh.

973
00:46:26,671 --> 00:46:29,671
- Yeah?
- Why do I remember this place as so bad?

974
00:46:29,755 --> 00:46:31,856
Because that's how you remember
your entire childhood.

975
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,440
You painted the whole thing
with a shit brush, but it's not true.

976
00:46:35,713 --> 00:46:36,713
You're right.

977
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,740
- This is good.
- [Marcus chuckles]

978
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,546
This place hasn't changed one bit, either.
[chuckles]

979
00:46:43,005 --> 00:46:44,165
Those women are still so rude

980
00:46:44,213 --> 00:46:46,338
and disappointed
that neither of us speak Cantonese.

981
00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:50,130
Hmm. Hello! [speaking Cantonese]

982
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:52,088
- [women speaking Cantonese]
- Hi, Marcus!

983
00:46:52,171 --> 00:46:54,171
- [woman 1] Hello!
- [woman 2] Marcus!

984
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:56,380
I learned. Better service.

985
00:46:57,338 --> 00:46:59,546
Oh, also sometimes free shumai.

986
00:46:59,755 --> 00:47:01,630
- [speaking Cantonese]
- Oh!

987
00:47:05,338 --> 00:47:06,421
[Marcus chuckles]

988
00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:10,296
Mm.

989
00:47:10,588 --> 00:47:11,880
Mm. Nope, nope.

990
00:47:13,255 --> 00:47:14,255
[laughs sarcastically]

991
00:47:18,671 --> 00:47:19,671
Wow.

992
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,713
Every single car has a handicap pass.

993
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,880
Chinese people are hella gangster.

994
00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:26,296
- [chuckles]
- Look at that!

995
00:47:27,046 --> 00:47:29,130
Coming out of their cars all able-bodied.

996
00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:30,713
[alarm beeps]

997
00:47:31,421 --> 00:47:34,296
Hey! Hey, you guys are famous.

998
00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:35,796
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

999
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,713
We're, uh, crushing it
in this neighborhood.

1000
00:47:37,796 --> 00:47:38,880
Or, like, this block.

1001
00:47:38,963 --> 00:47:41,296
Like, this half of this block,
we're big time.

1002
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,880
You make fun of it,
but your band could really be something.

1003
00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:46,755
- Eh.
- What do you mean, "eh"?

1004
00:47:46,838 --> 00:47:48,522
You used to talk about going
on a world tour.

1005
00:47:48,546 --> 00:47:51,630
[Marcus] No, I can't.
My dad needs me here. I'm his caregiver.

1006
00:47:51,796 --> 00:47:52,963
[Sasha] His caregiver?

1007
00:47:53,046 --> 00:47:55,046
Harry seems like he can give care
to himself.

1008
00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:57,171
Yeah, but he's getting older every day,
so...

1009
00:47:57,255 --> 00:47:59,838
But don't you want more?
Even just creatively?

1010
00:47:59,921 --> 00:48:02,314
Well, creatively I am writing a new song
called "Tennis Ball,"

1011
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,856
and I think it's really gonna connect.

1012
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,171
So you never wanna step outside
of this community, like, ever?

1013
00:48:07,338 --> 00:48:08,213
No.

1014
00:48:08,338 --> 00:48:09,588
Like, ever, ever?

1015
00:48:09,671 --> 00:48:12,505
Sasha, I don't.
Okay? San Francisco's my home.

1016
00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:14,588
These people are my family. I'm good.

1017
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:15,796
All right.

1018
00:48:16,046 --> 00:48:17,046
No, that's cool.

1019
00:48:17,755 --> 00:48:18,838
[chuckles softly]

1020
00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:22,463
[Marcus] So, what are you gonna do
about Brandon?

1021
00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:24,481
[Sasha]
I guess I have to start dating again. Ugh.

1022
00:48:24,505 --> 00:48:25,921
Is there anything worse?

1023
00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:27,856
[Marcus] I don't know.
There are all those apps now.

1024
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,796
I saw one where a guy can't even message
a girl until he sends her a gift card.

1025
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,796
[laughs] Well...

1026
00:48:34,671 --> 00:48:36,838
Actually, if you want to know the truth,

1027
00:48:36,921 --> 00:48:39,630
I was thinking I'd give dating
the old college try.

1028
00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,755
But if it doesn't work out, um...

1029
00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:45,588
maybe I'll just have a baby on my own.

1030
00:48:46,213 --> 00:48:48,653
Really? You think you're at a place
to have a kid on your own?

1031
00:48:48,713 --> 00:48:50,421
Why not? So it would only have one parent?

1032
00:48:50,505 --> 00:48:53,005
So what? Not everyone has two parents.
I had no parents.

1033
00:48:53,088 --> 00:48:54,505
Sasha, you had parents.

1034
00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:55,588
I had me.

1035
00:48:57,255 --> 00:48:59,505
All right. Don't get mad.
Do whatever you want.

1036
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:01,548
I don't need your go-ahead, Marcus,
but thank you.

1037
00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:03,713
Hey, I have a big day tomorrow.

1038
00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:05,963
I... I'm catering a wrap party,
so I better get going.

1039
00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:09,755
Oh, yeah, I got stuff, too, you know.
Important vent and duct stuff, so...

1040
00:49:09,838 --> 00:49:12,671
- All right, well, my car's right there.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1041
00:49:12,755 --> 00:49:14,088
- Just...
- Oh, oh!

1042
00:49:15,005 --> 00:49:16,213
- Oh.
- [chuckles]

1043
00:49:16,546 --> 00:49:18,171
- See you later.
- Okay, bye. See ya.

1044
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,963
[indistinct chatter]

1045
00:49:47,338 --> 00:49:48,546
[crowd cheers]

1046
00:49:50,463 --> 00:49:53,213
Welcome, kuwakaribisha,

1047
00:49:53,296 --> 00:49:57,421
to Kava Community Center's
slam poetry night!

1048
00:49:57,505 --> 00:50:00,505
- Yes!
- [all snapping]

1049
00:50:02,713 --> 00:50:04,772
- [indistinct chatter]
- [woman] Sasha, this is amazing.

1050
00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:07,421
- Thank you.
- [man 1] I've never had this kind of food

1051
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,545
- at a wrap party.
- [man 2] Yeah, it's really good.

1052
00:50:14,255 --> 00:50:15,963
[typing]

1053
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,755
[man 3]
I hear you're responsible for all this.

1054
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,005
Yes, I am. I, uh...

1055
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,088
Oh, my God.

1056
00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:37,338
- [steam hisses]
- [Marcus] And then after the show,

1057
00:50:37,421 --> 00:50:40,171
Jenny gave every kid
a hand-painted ceramic swan.

1058
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:41,796
That's so sweet.

1059
00:50:42,630 --> 00:50:43,630
[Harry grunts]

1060
00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:45,755
Why are you grunting?

1061
00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:48,588
[Harry] 'Cause I've always had my doubts
about Jenny.

1062
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,880
What? No, you haven't.

1063
00:50:50,963 --> 00:50:53,088
[Harry] I have.
I just didn't wanna meddle.

1064
00:50:53,296 --> 00:50:54,296
But now you do.

1065
00:50:54,796 --> 00:50:55,796
[Harry] Yeah.

1066
00:50:56,046 --> 00:50:57,046
Why?

1067
00:50:57,838 --> 00:50:59,005
You know why.

1068
00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:01,408
Oh, my God. You got, like,
a lot of dead skin on your face.

1069
00:51:02,088 --> 00:51:03,171
[sighs]

1070
00:51:03,546 --> 00:51:05,338
Just say whatever it is you want to say.

1071
00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:06,630
Because of Sasha.

1072
00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:08,505
You and Sasha are great together.

1073
00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:09,838
You always have been.

1074
00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:12,630
Sasha thinks she knows everything
about everything.

1075
00:51:12,755 --> 00:51:15,546
Plus, she's a celebrity now,
and all celebrities are insane.

1076
00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,755
I once saw Glenn Close order
a pineapple sandwich.

1077
00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:21,546
Jenny is a kind and compassionate person.

1078
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,296
And she cares about the community.

1079
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,213
And Sasha is Sasha.

1080
00:51:25,838 --> 00:51:28,088
There's no one else like her,
and you know it.

1081
00:51:29,505 --> 00:51:30,963
You do know it, don't you?

1082
00:51:33,546 --> 00:51:34,713
That's what I thought.

1083
00:51:35,338 --> 00:51:39,046
You don't want to wonder, "What if?"
Tell her how you feel, son.

1084
00:51:41,046 --> 00:51:45,046
[hip-hop song playing]

1085
00:51:46,088 --> 00:51:48,796
♪ It's a blur now, it's a blur ♪

1086
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,713
♪ All these feelings
I never said a word ♪

1087
00:51:51,796 --> 00:51:54,171
♪ It's a blur now, it's a blur ♪

1088
00:51:54,255 --> 00:51:56,671
♪ Best of friends
But it's getting absurd ♪

1089
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,796
♪ It's a blur now, it's a blur ♪

1090
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,338
♪ Wanna tell you
But holding back the urge ♪

1091
00:52:02,421 --> 00:52:05,171
♪ It's a blur
And I don't wanna shake the Earth ♪

1092
00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:08,213
♪ Or make it worse
But, girl, all the stakes are worth it ♪

1093
00:52:08,296 --> 00:52:10,546
- [Marcus] Hey.
- Hey, how's it going?

1094
00:52:12,005 --> 00:52:13,671
Great, thanks for meeting me here.

1095
00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:15,689
- [Sasha] Oh, I'm so glad you texted me.
- You are?

1096
00:52:15,713 --> 00:52:17,338
- Yes! I have some news.
- So do I.

1097
00:52:17,421 --> 00:52:18,661
- Mine's big.
- Mine's big, too.

1098
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,380
Okay, look, um...

1099
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:22,546
So I was talking to my dad, and, uh...

1100
00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:25,921
Okay, I wanna go first! I met someone.
[laughs]

1101
00:52:27,255 --> 00:52:28,296
[giggles]

1102
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,713
- Um, when?
- At that wrap party I catered.

1103
00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:34,005
Marcus, he's amazing.

1104
00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:37,130
I can't believe
a guy like this is actually into me.

1105
00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:39,713
And I don't normally broadcast
this kind of thing, but...

1106
00:52:39,796 --> 00:52:43,088
we had the most insane, freaky-ass sex.

1107
00:52:43,171 --> 00:52:46,046
My toes are curled up right now
just thinking about it.

1108
00:52:46,588 --> 00:52:49,338
And look, look!
I have a hickey, like a teenager.

1109
00:52:49,421 --> 00:52:52,130
- What? That looks like it hurt.
- [laughs]

1110
00:52:52,421 --> 00:52:54,838
- Like, a lot.
- Oh, my God, and this guy, Marcus,

1111
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,463
he has, like,
the best qualities of Brandon

1112
00:52:57,546 --> 00:52:58,546
but...

1113
00:52:58,796 --> 00:52:59,796
even better.

1114
00:52:59,921 --> 00:53:02,338
Better than Brandon.
Wow, that's... That's so great.

1115
00:53:02,421 --> 00:53:03,421
- [Sasha] Right?
- Yeah.

1116
00:53:03,505 --> 00:53:04,838
So... So, what's your news?

1117
00:53:04,921 --> 00:53:06,721
- Something about your dad?
- [Marcus] It's...

1118
00:53:06,755 --> 00:53:09,481
[stammering] Uh, well, it's not, like,
news, but I just wanted to see if,

1119
00:53:09,505 --> 00:53:12,296
you know, you wanted to have dinner

1120
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,772
- with Jenny and me. That's it.
- [Sasha] That's your big news?

1121
00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:16,088
Well, how about a double date?

1122
00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:19,046
- Uh, yes.
- And you can meet him!

1123
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:20,713
- Amazing.
- Your mind's gonna be blown.

1124
00:53:21,046 --> 00:53:22,505
[Marcus] Oh, yeah, it's... Yeah.

1125
00:53:22,588 --> 00:53:25,671
Okay, that looks like you might need
to see a doctor or something.

1126
00:53:25,755 --> 00:53:28,463
[dance music playing]

1127
00:53:32,713 --> 00:53:34,005
[indistinct chatter]

1128
00:53:37,546 --> 00:53:40,963
I thought this was a high-end restaurant.
Why am I the only one wearing a tux?

1129
00:53:41,171 --> 00:53:44,963
Oh, sorry, I should have told you.
Rich people are done with fancy clothes.

1130
00:53:45,046 --> 00:53:48,130
Now it's all $1,000 T-shirts that look
like they were stolen off the homeless.

1131
00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:52,838
- Jenny's dressed perfect.
- Oh!

1132
00:53:54,338 --> 00:53:55,796
So where's your man?

1133
00:53:56,838 --> 00:53:58,796
Oh! There he is! [exclaims]

1134
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,255
- ["Sail" playing]
- ♪ Sail ♪

1135
00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:18,255
[in slow-motion] Oh, my God!

1136
00:54:19,046 --> 00:54:22,755
[in slow-motion]
I think that guy is Keanu Reeves.

1137
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:26,005
[laughs] Hey, boo.

1138
00:54:26,546 --> 00:54:30,546
- ["Sail" continues playing]
- ♪ This is how an angel cries ♪

1139
00:54:31,463 --> 00:54:35,255
♪ I blame it on my ADD, baby ♪

1140
00:54:38,213 --> 00:54:40,293
- [camera shutter clicks]
- I wanted to surprise you.

1141
00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:42,588
I took a photo of your faces. Look!

1142
00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:43,838
You guys look so shocked.

1143
00:54:44,171 --> 00:54:45,505
You only capture that shit once!

1144
00:54:45,588 --> 00:54:47,630
[laughs]

1145
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,505
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.

1146
00:54:53,921 --> 00:54:54,921
[both moan]

1147
00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,900
- I've missed you.
- I missed you, too.

1148
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,064
- I've missed you so much.
- [Sasha] I missed your mouth.

1149
00:55:02,088 --> 00:55:03,338
[Keanu] I missed your heart.

1150
00:55:03,421 --> 00:55:05,671
- Oh, God, I missed your beard.
- I missed your light.

1151
00:55:05,755 --> 00:55:06,755
[Sasha] Oh.

1152
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,880
- I missed your chin.
- [Keanu] I missed your soul.

1153
00:55:08,963 --> 00:55:10,005
[Sasha] I missed your ass.

1154
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,088
I missed your spirit.

1155
00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,331
[Sasha] I missed your thumbs.

1156
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,272
- [Keanu] I missed your eyes.
- [Sasha] You're so good with your thumbs.

1157
00:55:14,296 --> 00:55:16,921
I missed how you smell. Oh, my God.

1158
00:55:17,088 --> 00:55:18,880
Um, these are, uh, my friends.

1159
00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:22,130
- Uh, this is Marcus, and this is Jenny.
- Hi, Jenny.

1160
00:55:23,713 --> 00:55:24,963
[both laugh]

1161
00:55:25,296 --> 00:55:26,296
- Wow.
- [Jenny] Wow.

1162
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:30,380
Now I know what it feels like
to be completely starstruck.

1163
00:55:31,338 --> 00:55:32,880
The only stars that matter...

1164
00:55:34,255 --> 00:55:36,505
are the ones you look at when you dream.

1165
00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:39,338
[crying] Thank you.

1166
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,786
A pleasure to meet you, Marcus.

1167
00:55:42,838 --> 00:55:46,338
[chuckles]
Likewise, Keanu. I... I love your outfit.

1168
00:55:46,963 --> 00:55:48,671
- Oh, thanks, man.
- [Marcus] Yeah.

1169
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,255
- Tom Ford made it custom for me.
- [Jenny] Wow.

1170
00:55:51,921 --> 00:55:54,380
- I... I didn't know you wore glasses.
- [Keanu] Oh, I don't.

1171
00:55:54,463 --> 00:55:55,921
My eyes are perfect.

1172
00:55:56,380 --> 00:56:00,005
This is for a part.
They don't even have lenses in them.

1173
00:56:00,505 --> 00:56:01,505
- See?
- [Jenny] Wow.

1174
00:56:01,588 --> 00:56:02,421
Nope.

1175
00:56:02,505 --> 00:56:04,588
[all laugh]

1176
00:56:04,671 --> 00:56:06,671
I love the suit. Classic.

1177
00:56:06,755 --> 00:56:09,421
Thank you, thank you.
It's my, uh, old tux from prom.

1178
00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:10,505
[Keanu] That's great.

1179
00:56:10,755 --> 00:56:13,046
I dropped out of high school,
went to work.

1180
00:56:13,963 --> 00:56:15,088
Followed my dream.

1181
00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:19,213
Shall we?

1182
00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:21,421
[Jenny giggles]

1183
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,088
- You are stunning.
- Oh, my God.

1184
00:56:25,546 --> 00:56:27,088
- You look good.
- What?

1185
00:56:27,963 --> 00:56:28,963
You look good.

1186
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:31,755
[Keanu] Let's feast.

1187
00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,588
- Hey, Charles.
- Good to see you again, Mr. Reeves.

1188
00:56:35,671 --> 00:56:36,505
You, too.

1189
00:56:36,671 --> 00:56:37,671
Hey...

1190
00:56:38,213 --> 00:56:39,213
may I ask...

1191
00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:42,671
do you have any dishes
that play with time?

1192
00:56:42,963 --> 00:56:44,880
The concept of time.

1193
00:56:45,005 --> 00:56:46,005
[Charles] Ah!

1194
00:56:46,421 --> 00:56:47,296
Yes,

1195
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,921
we have a meat course
of venison sous vide.

1196
00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,647
It comes with headphones
so you can hear the sound

1197
00:56:51,671 --> 00:56:53,838
of the exact animal
you are about to consume,

1198
00:56:53,921 --> 00:56:56,171
illustrating nature's life to death cycle.

1199
00:56:57,713 --> 00:56:58,880
[laughs excitedly]

1200
00:56:58,963 --> 00:57:02,255
And of course, everything you see
on the table tonight is edible.

1201
00:57:02,338 --> 00:57:04,755
Yas! [giggles]

1202
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,231
- Wait, so is this...
- [Charles] No.

1203
00:57:07,255 --> 00:57:08,255
Not the napkin, sir.

1204
00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:09,921
Don't eat the napkin, Marcus.

1205
00:57:12,588 --> 00:57:14,428
[Charles] Microgreens
and lettuces encapsulated

1206
00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:17,255
and served with dehydrated seaweed
and dried fish flakes.

1207
00:57:18,005 --> 00:57:19,213
Sorry, fish food?

1208
00:57:19,296 --> 00:57:20,713
- Fish flakes.
- [Marcus] Right.

1209
00:57:20,796 --> 00:57:22,046
Which is fish food.

1210
00:57:22,296 --> 00:57:24,588
We lightly scale the body
of the fish as it swims

1211
00:57:24,671 --> 00:57:26,796
collecting the particles it sheds
into the ocean.

1212
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:27,713
[Marcus] Oh, got it.

1213
00:57:27,796 --> 00:57:29,046
So it's fish dandruff.

1214
00:57:29,130 --> 00:57:31,588
[laughs loudly]

1215
00:57:33,213 --> 00:57:34,755
[Charles] Clear asparagus soup

1216
00:57:35,046 --> 00:57:37,296
- extracted with a centrifuge.
- [slurps]

1217
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:39,088
[Charles]
The all-black monochrome course.

1218
00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,713
The flavor of Caesar salad.

1219
00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:43,213
[Keanu and Sasha] Mm!

1220
00:57:43,671 --> 00:57:46,130
- [Sasha] Mm! Mm!
- [Keanu moans]

1221
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,880
[utensils clattering]

1222
00:57:52,213 --> 00:57:54,213
- [fork scrapes]
- [chewing loudly]

1223
00:57:59,755 --> 00:58:01,171
[sighs]

1224
00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:06,880
- [deer bleating over headphones]
- [chewing loudly]

1225
00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:12,380
[sobs]

1226
00:58:15,963 --> 00:58:17,213
[swallows]

1227
00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,630
I'm sorry.

1228
00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:28,088
And to finish,
crystallized lavender sugar bubbles,

1229
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,463
prepared by Wallace.

1230
00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:31,356
- [hair dryer whirring]
- Wait. How come...

1231
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,713
Wow! Mm!

1232
00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:34,796
- Ah!
- Ooh, wow!

1233
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,380
[Jenny] It tastes like a cloud.

1234
00:58:36,463 --> 00:58:38,505
- So, Henry...
- It's Marcus.

1235
00:58:38,588 --> 00:58:39,755
[Keanu] So, Marcus...

1236
00:58:40,296 --> 00:58:41,338
I hear you're in a band.

1237
00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:42,921
Oh! They are so awesome.

1238
00:58:43,046 --> 00:58:44,963
They could be really huge
if they wanted to be.

1239
00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:47,171
Have I heard of you guys
on the festival circuit?

1240
00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:49,046
Uh, no, we're just the block band.

1241
00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,130
See...

1242
00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:51,505
that right there...

1243
00:58:51,588 --> 00:58:52,963
is what it's all about.

1244
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,796
Laboring in obscurity.

1245
00:58:56,088 --> 00:58:57,630
Starving and struggling.

1246
00:58:58,130 --> 00:59:01,338
The man who embraces
his mediocre nothingness...

1247
00:59:01,921 --> 00:59:03,255
shines greater...

1248
00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:05,546
than any.

1249
00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:08,671
Thank you, Keanu.

1250
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:10,755
- Uh, to Marcus.
- To Marcus.

1251
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:13,921
[Jenny] To Marcus, via Keanu's wise words.

1252
00:59:14,963 --> 00:59:18,463
Will you excuse me?
After a meal, I like to stretch my legs.

1253
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,796
- Visit with your friends.
- [Sasha] Okay.

1254
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,130
- I'm going to get some air.
- I love air.

1255
00:59:23,921 --> 00:59:25,838
- Let's get some air.
- [Jenny giggles]

1256
00:59:28,921 --> 00:59:29,921
Hey. Hey, don't be weird

1257
00:59:30,005 --> 00:59:32,296
about that nothingness thing, huh?
It was a compliment.

1258
00:59:32,463 --> 00:59:34,796
- That's just how he phrases things.
- Mm-hmm.

1259
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:38,880
So, what do you think about him otherwise?
[chuckles]

1260
00:59:38,963 --> 00:59:41,671
Well, you know,
I think he could dial down the theatrics

1261
00:59:41,755 --> 00:59:43,421
by, like, 10,000.

1262
00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:45,255
Well, he's an actor.

1263
00:59:45,296 --> 00:59:46,338
He's a douche.

1264
00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,588
- Marcus.
- What? You asked me what I thought.

1265
00:59:48,671 --> 00:59:49,921
Yeah, well, I really like him.

1266
00:59:50,005 --> 00:59:51,296
- [sighs]
- He's really good...

1267
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,838
Shall we continue our evening elsewhere?

1268
00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:56,546
Take the party back to my hotel
for a nightcap?

1269
00:59:56,630 --> 00:59:58,630
Yes, that would be so much fun.

1270
00:59:58,713 --> 01:00:01,380
- [Marcus] Um, what about the bill?
- I took care of it.

1271
01:00:01,921 --> 01:00:04,338
Saying I had to get some air
was just a charade.

1272
01:00:05,088 --> 01:00:08,463
Oh, um, you didn't even give me a chance
to fight you for it.

1273
01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:10,005
It's $6,400.

1274
01:00:10,630 --> 01:00:13,588
Less than a residual paycheck
from my hit movie Speed...

1275
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:16,755
but... a little out of your ballpark.

1276
01:00:19,088 --> 01:00:20,255
But it's okay.

1277
01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:22,171
Thank you.

1278
01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:25,505
- I'm going to get the chariot.
- [Sasha] Okay.

1279
01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:26,713
I'll get our bags.

1280
01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:30,880
Look, okay... I...

1281
01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:33,171
I can see
how you would misconstrue that...

1282
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,546
cupping of the face thing,

1283
01:00:35,630 --> 01:00:38,255
but I know him,
and it was an honest show of affection.

1284
01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:41,255
Yeah, he's great.
Everything about him, great.

1285
01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:45,046
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It means what it means.

1286
01:00:45,130 --> 01:00:47,439
[scoffs] If you're implying
something negative about Keanu,

1287
01:00:47,463 --> 01:00:48,796
have you taken a look at Jenny?

1288
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,880
Jenny's a good person.
Jenny helps children.

1289
01:00:50,963 --> 01:00:53,796
Keanu helps children, too, probably.
He's helped a lot of people.

1290
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,647
He was the greatest North American
box office draw

1291
01:00:55,671 --> 01:00:56,880
of the '90s and early 2000s.

1292
01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:58,283
- Then I'm wrong.
- You are wrong.

1293
01:00:58,338 --> 01:01:00,018
You're wrong
about a lot of things in life.

1294
01:01:00,046 --> 01:01:01,588
Well, I'm not wrong about the fact

1295
01:01:01,671 --> 01:01:04,463
that I'm hungry as hell
after a $6,400 dinner.

1296
01:01:04,546 --> 01:01:08,005
Hey! Can I get a monochrome burrito to go?

1297
01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:13,630
Just kidding. Kidding. [chuckles]
Very full.

1298
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:17,505
Glad I wore my Spanx. [chuckles] See?

1299
01:01:20,338 --> 01:01:23,463
["Man in the Box" playing]

1300
01:01:27,338 --> 01:01:28,338
[elevator bell dings]

1301
01:01:31,505 --> 01:01:35,671
- ♪ I'm the man in the box... ♪
- Oh... my... God.

1302
01:01:36,213 --> 01:01:37,963
Are you serious?

1303
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:40,255
Uh, hello?

1304
01:01:41,005 --> 01:01:43,463
- [Keanu] We're out here!
- [whispers] Marcus.

1305
01:01:43,796 --> 01:01:45,296
♪ In my shit ♪

1306
01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:51,963
- [Keanu] Over here!
- [Sasha] Hi!

1307
01:01:53,588 --> 01:01:57,296
Whoa. [gasps] This place is lit!

1308
01:01:57,713 --> 01:01:59,046
- Welcome.
- Come on in.

1309
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:01,005
- [Jenny laughs]
- [Marcus] Wow.

1310
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,728
You guys want to play a game
or something?

1311
01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:04,981
We can call the front desk
and see if they have Cranium.

1312
01:02:05,005 --> 01:02:07,463
You know,
the stunt coordinator for John Wick

1313
01:02:07,546 --> 01:02:09,213
taught me this game he invented.

1314
01:02:09,671 --> 01:02:13,796
It's called "Icebreaker."
It's like Truth or Dare, but...

1315
01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:15,671
a little more...

1316
01:02:16,213 --> 01:02:18,296
- apocalyptic.
- Ooh!

1317
01:02:18,546 --> 01:02:20,338
Sure you don't wanna play charades?

1318
01:02:20,421 --> 01:02:21,421
I heard that.

1319
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:22,713
[laughs]

1320
01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,546
- Cheers.
- Cheers!

1321
01:02:24,963 --> 01:02:25,838
[glasses clink]

1322
01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,713
- Cheers, baby.
- Cheers.

1323
01:02:28,630 --> 01:02:30,338
- [chuckles] Ow!
- Oh.

1324
01:02:30,838 --> 01:02:32,005
- [Jenny] Marcus.
- Sorry.

1325
01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:34,130
My turn.

1326
01:02:35,921 --> 01:02:37,588
Ooh, this is a good one.

1327
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,046
Who was your childhood crush?

1328
01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:42,671
Mine...

1329
01:02:42,921 --> 01:02:44,046
was Mother Teresa.

1330
01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,463
Oh, come on.

1331
01:02:45,546 --> 01:02:47,505
Martin Luther King Jr.

1332
01:02:47,588 --> 01:02:49,713
- What?
- [Jenny] Yes!

1333
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,588
Um... [clicks tongue]
My childhood crush was...

1334
01:02:55,130 --> 01:02:57,046
Marcus Kim. [chuckles]

1335
01:02:57,421 --> 01:02:58,546
What?

1336
01:02:59,838 --> 01:03:02,171
- Him?
- When? For those two hours?

1337
01:03:02,255 --> 01:03:03,588
The car and Burger King?

1338
01:03:03,671 --> 01:03:07,005
No. The entire time.
Eighteen years, I had a crush on you.

1339
01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:08,421
[Marcus] No, you didn't.

1340
01:03:08,546 --> 01:03:10,088
- Yes, I did.
- The whole time?

1341
01:03:10,171 --> 01:03:12,130
Yeah. Thank you for noticing.

1342
01:03:12,213 --> 01:03:15,380
Even when you told me I make
weird facial expressions when I dance?

1343
01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:19,838
That was a neg. I was negging you.
It was supposed to make you like me.

1344
01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:25,005
- Why didn't you just say it straight out?
- Because... Marcus, I don't know.

1345
01:03:25,088 --> 01:03:27,564
I was young, and dumb,
and scared that you didn't like me back...

1346
01:03:27,588 --> 01:03:30,171
You should have said it. We would have...
I mean...

1347
01:03:30,421 --> 01:03:32,546
[scoffs] I always thought maybe,

1348
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:35,838
- but, I... I mean...
- [groans] Icebreaker is best played

1349
01:03:35,921 --> 01:03:40,213
at a pace...
and you two are slowing it down.

1350
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:42,713
Oh, don't worry. That was a long time ago,

1351
01:03:42,796 --> 01:03:45,171
and it's been 16 eye-opening years since.

1352
01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:46,838
Right? [chuckles]

1353
01:03:47,088 --> 01:03:48,088
Anyway...

1354
01:03:48,338 --> 01:03:50,005
- Who's next?
- He's next.

1355
01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:52,171
More wine.

1356
01:03:52,296 --> 01:03:55,255
[Jenny] Yes, please! [laughs]

1357
01:03:55,505 --> 01:03:57,505
I love this game.

1358
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,838
[Jenny] I feel so close to you guys.

1359
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,713
This game is so deep.

1360
01:04:04,046 --> 01:04:04,880
It's your turn.

1361
01:04:04,963 --> 01:04:06,505
- It's my turn.
- It's your turn.

1362
01:04:06,588 --> 01:04:07,713
It's your turn, Keanu.

1363
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,296
- [clears throat]
- [Jenny giggles]

1364
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:15,130
[exhales]

1365
01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:21,671
Who is the most disturbing person
you've ever masturbated to?

1366
01:04:21,755 --> 01:04:23,171
- Oh...
- [laughs]

1367
01:04:23,505 --> 01:04:25,338
Um, Gene Wilder.

1368
01:04:25,421 --> 01:04:26,505
Mao Zedong.

1369
01:04:30,755 --> 01:04:35,380
Um... [chuckles] Uh, Princess Jasmine
with her midriff top.

1370
01:04:35,463 --> 01:04:36,713
[Keanu] A cartoon?

1371
01:04:36,796 --> 01:04:39,588
- [laughs] Wow! That's disgusting.
- [laughs]

1372
01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:42,421
- And Gene Wilder isn't?
- Hey!

1373
01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:44,088
Gene Wilder is a cinematic treasure.

1374
01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:47,005
What about Mao Zedong?
Have you seen a picture of him?

1375
01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:47,921
[Keanu] Of course I have.

1376
01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:50,671
I'm very familiar
with Chinese dignitaries, Marcus.

1377
01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:52,171
Xi Jinping.

1378
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:53,713
Li Keqiang.

1379
01:04:54,046 --> 01:04:56,296
[Marcus] Okay, Keanu, you know everything!

1380
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:58,796
- Fine, I get it.
- [Sasha] Okay! Okay, guys!

1381
01:04:59,255 --> 01:05:00,963
This is just a game, right?

1382
01:05:01,046 --> 01:05:02,380
[Jenny laughs]

1383
01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:03,921
[sighs] All right.

1384
01:05:06,088 --> 01:05:08,963
If you had to choose one person
in this room to die,

1385
01:05:09,838 --> 01:05:11,421
- who would it be?
- Marcus!

1386
01:05:11,505 --> 01:05:12,546
Whoa! All right.

1387
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:14,963
Men should be able
to face their death head-on.

1388
01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:16,921
That's fine. I'd kill you, too, Keanu.

1389
01:05:17,005 --> 01:05:19,255
I'd kill you just for fun,
even if I didn't have to.

1390
01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:21,796
Okay, why don't we play Cranium?
Right, Jenny? Cranium...

1391
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,130
I'd kill Marcus.

1392
01:05:23,463 --> 01:05:24,838
- What?
- [Jenny] I'm sorry.

1393
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:25,838
[laughs]

1394
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:30,171
But Keanu and Sasha's cultural footprints
are way bigger than yours, babe.

1395
01:05:30,713 --> 01:05:33,630
- I just couldn't do that to the world.
- ["Shine" playing on stereo]

1396
01:05:33,963 --> 01:05:37,163
All right, that's great. You know what?
Um, I don't wanna play this game anymore.

1397
01:05:37,255 --> 01:05:38,338
Why, Marcus?

1398
01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,755
What is it about this game...

1399
01:05:42,463 --> 01:05:43,588
that frightens you?

1400
01:05:43,921 --> 01:05:45,796
[Marcus] I'm not frightened, Keanu.

1401
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,296
You know what? Fine.
Um, I dare you to...

1402
01:05:49,630 --> 01:05:51,213
smash that vase on your head.

1403
01:05:51,296 --> 01:05:52,796
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- What?

1404
01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:54,296
- This vase?
- Yeah!

1405
01:05:55,046 --> 01:05:56,130
No problem.

1406
01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:58,772
- [Marcus] Whoa! Kea...
- ♪ Yeah! ♪

1407
01:05:58,796 --> 01:06:01,671
- [shatters]
- [both scream]

1408
01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:05,005
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh, my God, you're bleeding.

1409
01:06:05,088 --> 01:06:06,880
You see how easy that was, Marcus?

1410
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,421
You see how easy that was?

1411
01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:11,963
I never cower in the face of danger.
Is it my turn now?

1412
01:06:12,213 --> 01:06:13,213
Yes, it is.

1413
01:06:13,796 --> 01:06:15,588
I dare Marcus to strike me.

1414
01:06:16,213 --> 01:06:18,171
"Strike you"? What does that even mean?

1415
01:06:18,755 --> 01:06:20,171
I'm feeling an energy from you...

1416
01:06:20,838 --> 01:06:22,421
like you wanna fight me, man.

1417
01:06:22,796 --> 01:06:24,213
- So, hit me.
- [Sasha] No.

1418
01:06:24,296 --> 01:06:25,546
We're done. Game over.

1419
01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:26,772
- Come on, hit me!
- [Sasha] No!

1420
01:06:26,796 --> 01:06:28,171
- Fight him, honey!
- No!

1421
01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:29,546
- Hit me!
- God dammit!

1422
01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:31,650
- [Marcus and Keanu grunt]
- [exclaims]

1423
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:33,505
Yeah!

1424
01:06:34,005 --> 01:06:37,588
Feeling better? Want another go, Henry?

1425
01:06:38,171 --> 01:06:41,171
- [screams]
- ♪ Oh! ♪

1426
01:06:41,255 --> 01:06:43,005
Stop! Stop it!

1427
01:06:43,088 --> 01:06:44,921
- Shh! Go to sleep.
- [choking]

1428
01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,713
- [Sasha] Let go of him, Keanu! Stop! Stop!
- ♪ Oh! ♪

1429
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:51,213
- ♪ Heaven let your light shine down ♪
- [Marcus gasps, coughs]

1430
01:06:51,296 --> 01:06:53,296
[Sasha] What the hell is your problem?

1431
01:06:53,671 --> 01:06:55,338
I don't have a problem, Sasha.

1432
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,546
- What's your problem?
- We are out of here. You're a dick.

1433
01:06:58,630 --> 01:07:02,630
Ah... Well, this has been
an unfortunate turn of events.

1434
01:07:03,505 --> 01:07:05,130
At least let me get you an Uber.

1435
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,088
- Yeah.
- [panting] Yeah.

1436
01:07:10,255 --> 01:07:11,255
I'm staying.

1437
01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:12,380
What?

1438
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,505
I'm not going to miss my chance
to talk to Keanu

1439
01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:16,171
about the community center.

1440
01:07:16,630 --> 01:07:19,463
You can't change the world
without influential people.

1441
01:07:19,546 --> 01:07:22,630
So, you need to know famous people
in order to make a difference?

1442
01:07:22,713 --> 01:07:23,630
[Jenny] It helps.

1443
01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:27,005
Look at everything that Leonardo DiCaprio
has done for climate change.

1444
01:07:27,088 --> 01:07:28,796
What has he done for climate change?

1445
01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:30,380
He's working on it.

1446
01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:31,921
[sighs]

1447
01:07:33,796 --> 01:07:34,796
♪ Yeah ♪

1448
01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:46,046
- Told you he was a douche.
- Oh, shut up, Marcus.

1449
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,630
- You are just as much to blame for this.
- Me? What did I do?

1450
01:07:49,713 --> 01:07:52,463
Oh, I don't know, maybe saying
you'd kill Keanu just for fun?

1451
01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,546
After he said he'd kill me first.

1452
01:07:54,963 --> 01:07:57,647
[scoffs] I mean, What are you thinking?
You need someone on your arm that badly?

1453
01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:58,796
Just stop talking, please.

1454
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,731
And this whole thing
about having a kid by yourself

1455
01:08:00,755 --> 01:08:02,838
if you don't meet someone
in the next five minutes.

1456
01:08:02,921 --> 01:08:04,981
I should not have told you that.
Do not repeat that to anyone.

1457
01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:07,088
- People are gonna know if you do it.
- Maybe not.

1458
01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,171
Maybe I'll lie and say the dad died
getting trampled at the Women's March.

1459
01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:11,522
- Great idea, Sasha.
- Very noble.

1460
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,130
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lie to everyone
just like you lie to yourself.

1461
01:08:14,213 --> 01:08:16,413
- I don't lie to myself.
- [scoffs] You can't sit still!

1462
01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:18,255
You just go and go and go,

1463
01:08:18,338 --> 01:08:20,796
and you fill your life up
with these awards,

1464
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,671
and deals, and these idiot boyfriends
who are obviously wrong for you,

1465
01:08:23,755 --> 01:08:26,838
and you lie to yourself that any of it
is ever, ever going to make you feel

1466
01:08:26,921 --> 01:08:29,671
- even slightly less miserable.
- [Sasha] Well, what about you?

1467
01:08:29,755 --> 01:08:32,171
Stuck at home with your dad and that car?

1468
01:08:32,421 --> 01:08:34,505
You have all this talent,
and you waste it.

1469
01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:35,588
You do shit with it.

1470
01:08:35,671 --> 01:08:38,814
And you say it's because you don't need
all that and you're happy, but really...

1471
01:08:38,838 --> 01:08:40,421
it's because you're scared.

1472
01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:46,713
Well, now you have nothing to say to me?

1473
01:08:49,421 --> 01:08:50,463
What are you doing?

1474
01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:55,296
I don't know.
I... I... I don't know. I'm... I'm sorry.

1475
01:09:09,838 --> 01:09:11,421
["Pawn It All" playing]

1476
01:09:12,255 --> 01:09:17,171
♪ Yeah, uh, yeah, uh ♪

1477
01:09:17,630 --> 01:09:20,171
♪ Yeah, uh ♪

1478
01:09:23,963 --> 01:09:25,880
♪ Uh, yeah ♪

1479
01:09:26,338 --> 01:09:27,380
♪ Oh ♪

1480
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:32,213
I'm just up here, on the left.

1481
01:09:32,796 --> 01:09:35,713
- ♪ I would pawn you my watch ♪
- [thermostat beeps]

1482
01:09:35,796 --> 01:09:38,130
♪ I would pawn you my chain ♪

1483
01:09:38,213 --> 01:09:42,296
♪ I would pawn you
This golden diamond ring ♪

1484
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:44,588
♪ This golden diamond ring ♪

1485
01:09:44,671 --> 01:09:46,505
- ♪ 'Cause I need it so bad ♪
- ♪ So bad ♪

1486
01:09:46,588 --> 01:09:48,421
♪ I would give you everything ♪

1487
01:09:48,505 --> 01:09:52,296
♪ Just so
I could start my life over again ♪

1488
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:54,088
♪ So I could start all over ♪

1489
01:09:54,171 --> 01:09:55,963
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

1490
01:09:56,046 --> 01:09:58,463
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

1491
01:09:58,546 --> 01:10:01,588
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

1492
01:10:01,671 --> 01:10:04,046
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

1493
01:10:04,130 --> 01:10:05,963
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

1494
01:10:06,046 --> 01:10:08,671
[crickets chirping]

1495
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:20,880
[laughs]

1496
01:10:22,046 --> 01:10:24,005
- [both laughing]
- Oh, my God.

1497
01:10:24,546 --> 01:10:26,630
Whoa. [chuckles]

1498
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:30,463
I mean...

1499
01:10:31,005 --> 01:10:32,421
you've gotten better.

1500
01:10:32,630 --> 01:10:34,255
Well, I've had some practice.

1501
01:10:34,338 --> 01:10:37,671
Oh. Oh, really? How much practice?

1502
01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:41,005
Hey. Don't slut shame me. [laughs]

1503
01:10:43,796 --> 01:10:44,921
[sighs]

1504
01:10:48,671 --> 01:10:49,713
I missed you.

1505
01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:53,005
Me, too.

1506
01:11:01,213 --> 01:11:03,130
I punched Keanu Reeves...

1507
01:11:03,838 --> 01:11:04,963
In the face.

1508
01:11:05,046 --> 01:11:06,463
[both laugh]

1509
01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:09,671
Also, can we talk about the fact
that he called us an Uber Pool?

1510
01:11:09,755 --> 01:11:10,856
- I think that was a mistake.
- No.

1511
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,046
He definitely got us
the worst option on purpose.

1512
01:11:13,130 --> 01:11:15,130
[both chuckle softly]

1513
01:11:16,838 --> 01:11:17,963
[sighs]

1514
01:11:29,796 --> 01:11:31,630
[band playing]

1515
01:11:31,796 --> 01:11:35,005
[crowd cheering]

1516
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:38,880
[man] Marcus!

1517
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:43,171
♪ I started at the bottom
Now I'm still at the bottom ♪

1518
01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:45,463
♪ Never rise, I fall
Every season is autumn ♪

1519
01:11:45,546 --> 01:11:47,880
♪ Yanked from the precipice
Like the statue of Saddam ♪

1520
01:11:47,963 --> 01:11:50,630
- ♪ Made an exodus just to collect... ♪
- That's my boyfriend!

1521
01:11:50,713 --> 01:11:52,713
♪ So broke, my home is an '87 Volvo ♪

1522
01:11:52,796 --> 01:11:55,046
♪ My neighbor's in the trunk
He's a half-Korean hobo ♪

1523
01:11:55,130 --> 01:11:57,505
♪ I'm famished
The other day I ate a rat sandwich ♪

1524
01:11:57,588 --> 01:11:58,588
You wanna hit that?

1525
01:11:58,671 --> 01:12:00,713
If you hit on him, I'll mess up your life.

1526
01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:03,963
I'll get your social security number.
Mess it up.

1527
01:12:04,088 --> 01:12:06,328
- ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a tennis ball... ♪

1528
01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:08,647
- [sings along] ♪ Bounce back! ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a basketball ♪

1529
01:12:08,671 --> 01:12:10,731
- ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a soccer ball ♪

1530
01:12:10,755 --> 01:12:13,338
♪ Or really any kinda ball
Except a football ♪

1531
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,505
- Boop!
- [laughs]

1532
01:12:20,588 --> 01:12:22,505
♪ Got the Gucci monogram
On my contraband ♪

1533
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,796
♪ From the Gucci pills
Down to the Gucci pot ♪

1534
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,255
♪ In other words, I'm rich
And I'm living in a mansion ♪

1535
01:12:27,338 --> 01:12:29,588
♪ Hanging with Ted Sarandos
And Ted Danson ♪

1536
01:12:29,671 --> 01:12:31,689
- ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a tennis ball ♪

1537
01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:33,838
- ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a basketball ♪

1538
01:12:33,921 --> 01:12:36,421
- ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a soccer ball ♪

1539
01:12:36,505 --> 01:12:38,421
♪ Or really any kinda ball
Except a football ♪

1540
01:12:38,505 --> 01:12:40,421
[song continues playing]

1541
01:12:43,921 --> 01:12:46,671
[crowd cheering]

1542
01:12:52,546 --> 01:12:54,380
[both laughing]

1543
01:12:54,463 --> 01:12:56,338
Wow, she actually said that to you?

1544
01:12:57,130 --> 01:12:59,630
I can't believe it.
She always seemed so sweet in her movies.

1545
01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:02,296
Just because somebody
plays a singing teapot in a Disney movie

1546
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:04,713
doesn't mean they're always nice, Marcus.
[chuckles]

1547
01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:09,171
It's nice to see you like this again.

1548
01:13:09,463 --> 01:13:10,463
Like what?

1549
01:13:10,505 --> 01:13:12,213
- Yourself.
- [Sasha] Well...

1550
01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,526
thanks for reminding me how it feels.

1551
01:13:15,255 --> 01:13:16,338
How what feels?

1552
01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,421
Home. [chuckles softly]

1553
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:22,150
[Marcus] I love that you're back home.

1554
01:13:27,588 --> 01:13:30,463
[Marcus]
Veronica, Denise, she's so beautiful.

1555
01:13:30,546 --> 01:13:32,838
- [both] Thank you.
- Isn't she amazing?

1556
01:13:32,921 --> 01:13:34,671
[gasps] I can't stop staring at her.

1557
01:13:34,755 --> 01:13:36,130
I mean, no pressure,

1558
01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,171
but I feel like
I'm a total natural godmother,

1559
01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,588
like the way I'm cradling her.

1560
01:13:39,671 --> 01:13:42,171
You're great.
You just can't cradle her from New York.

1561
01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:43,796
Bitch, I will be her fairy godmother.

1562
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,546
Okay? I will flit back and forth

1563
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,171
to wherever she is, like a fairy.

1564
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:48,564
Okay, the fact that you said "bitch"

1565
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:50,869
while you're holding my baby means
that you are not ready.

1566
01:13:51,213 --> 01:13:53,546
Um, so you're still planning
to go to New York?

1567
01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:54,838
Yeah. I have to be on-site

1568
01:13:54,921 --> 01:13:57,106
- to get the restaurant up and running.
- [baby fussing]

1569
01:13:57,130 --> 01:14:00,755
Oh, I... I just, I don't know.
I thought you'd stay here for a while.

1570
01:14:01,963 --> 01:14:05,130
I was actually hoping you'd come with me.
It'd be so fun to be there with you.

1571
01:14:05,463 --> 01:14:08,588
I'm sure they have dive bars in New York
where you can play for free.

1572
01:14:09,046 --> 01:14:10,046
Right?

1573
01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:12,130
Yes. Godmother Sasha.

1574
01:14:12,463 --> 01:14:15,880
- I'm gonna godmother the shit out of you.
- That's another strike.

1575
01:14:16,588 --> 01:14:18,380
[dance music playing]

1576
01:14:18,463 --> 01:14:20,380
[indistinct chatter]

1577
01:14:31,546 --> 01:14:34,671
I thought you said fancy was out.
These dudes are all wearing tuxedos.

1578
01:14:34,755 --> 01:14:35,796
No, you're fine.

1579
01:14:36,046 --> 01:14:38,046
They'll just assume you're a K-pop Star.

1580
01:14:39,838 --> 01:14:41,005
Coats required, sir.

1581
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,588
Shit.

1582
01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:47,671
You don't have anything less roomy?

1583
01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:49,005
This is all we have, sir.

1584
01:14:49,505 --> 01:14:50,505
What about those?

1585
01:14:50,963 --> 01:14:52,588
No. Those aren't available.

1586
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,939
- [Marcus] They're not available?
- No, they belong to people.

1587
01:14:54,963 --> 01:14:57,255
Right, and this one doesn't belong
to people,

1588
01:14:57,338 --> 01:15:00,880
- because nobody is this big, right?
- [attendant] The gentleman died, sir.

1589
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:03,022
- The person who owned this died?
- [attendant] Yes, that's correct.

1590
01:15:03,046 --> 01:15:04,296
Oh, André the Giant.

1591
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:07,255
- It was André the Giant?
- [attendant] He was a larger gentleman.

1592
01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,296
- [footsteps approaching]
- [laughs]

1593
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:15,005
You look like 1980s Ellen
when she did stand-up.

1594
01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:18,546
- [cameras shutters clicking]
- Shut up. I am doing this for you.

1595
01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:20,630
Hey, you're pulling it off. It's okay.

1596
01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:24,963
Good evening.
Lamb carpaccio with a Caesar ice cream?

1597
01:15:25,046 --> 01:15:26,838
Absolutely not, thank you.

1598
01:15:27,796 --> 01:15:28,630
Quail egg parfait?

1599
01:15:28,713 --> 01:15:30,963
Rather shoot myself in the face, thanks.

1600
01:15:32,338 --> 01:15:33,588
What? I said thank you.

1601
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,939
[Sasha] Sorry, I have to do
this red carpet thing real quick, okay?

1602
01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:38,171
[Marcus] Okay.

1603
01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:41,338
Can you hold my purse?

1604
01:15:41,963 --> 01:15:43,255
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Great.

1605
01:15:44,046 --> 01:15:46,046
- [camera shutters clicking]
- [indistinct chatter]

1606
01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:47,755
[reporter 1] Hey! Love it!

1607
01:15:47,838 --> 01:15:51,755
[reporter 2] Sasha, smile!
Smile! You look gorgeous!

1608
01:15:51,838 --> 01:15:53,713
- Yeah.
- [reporter 3] Thank you, Sasha.

1609
01:15:54,338 --> 01:15:57,546
Sasha! Tell us about your new
San Francisco restaurant, Saintly Fare.

1610
01:15:57,630 --> 01:16:00,231
Oh, all I can say is it's gonna be
something different, innovative.

1611
01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:02,439
- [reporter 4] Love it!
- How are you handling the breakup

1612
01:16:02,463 --> 01:16:03,380
with Brandon Choi?

1613
01:16:03,463 --> 01:16:05,130
I wish Brandon nothing but the best.

1614
01:16:05,213 --> 01:16:08,046
It was just time for us
to go in different directions.

1615
01:16:08,213 --> 01:16:09,921
But I'm here tonight
with my new boyfriend,

1616
01:16:10,546 --> 01:16:11,755
Marcus Kim.

1617
01:16:12,963 --> 01:16:17,130
- [reporter 5] Is he a chef, too?
- [Sasha] No, no, no, he's in heat and air.

1618
01:16:17,213 --> 01:16:18,755
He's just a regular guy.

1619
01:16:20,088 --> 01:16:22,488
- [indistinct chatter]
- [reporter 6] Sasha, nice to see you.

1620
01:16:30,546 --> 01:16:33,338
[Sasha] God, I can't believe
we're opening Saintly Fare tonight.

1621
01:16:33,421 --> 01:16:34,921
Phew, I'm nervous.

1622
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,213
You thought the last event was crazy?

1623
01:16:37,296 --> 01:16:38,755
Wait till you see what it's like

1624
01:16:38,838 --> 01:16:40,921
- opening night of a restaurant.
- [Marcus] Hmm.

1625
01:16:41,046 --> 01:16:43,713
I'm just glad this is the last thing
for a while.

1626
01:16:43,796 --> 01:16:44,713
Well... [scoffs]

1627
01:16:44,796 --> 01:16:47,463
not really. Remember,
I'm off to New York next week.

1628
01:16:47,921 --> 01:16:49,296
You're still coming, right?

1629
01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:51,296
Oh, um...

1630
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,921
Well, I'm not sure I can, I got my dad
and that Southie's audition, so...

1631
01:16:55,421 --> 01:16:56,921
So, come after the audition.

1632
01:16:57,255 --> 01:17:00,880
Well, maybe. We'll see.
So, when are you planning on coming back?

1633
01:17:02,046 --> 01:17:03,046
I wasn't.

1634
01:17:03,921 --> 01:17:06,338
I'm... moving on to the next thing.

1635
01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:07,755
You know?

1636
01:17:08,255 --> 01:17:11,546
Oh, right. Right.
It's because you're a celebrity chef.

1637
01:17:11,755 --> 01:17:13,921
[scoffs]
Who came up with that term anyway?

1638
01:17:14,005 --> 01:17:15,255
It's so pretentious.

1639
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,505
Great, well, it wasn't me, okay?

1640
01:17:20,171 --> 01:17:21,796
You know what other term I hate?

1641
01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:23,796
"Elevated Asian cuisine."

1642
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:27,255
Asian food isn't supposed to be
"elevated." It's supposed to be authentic.

1643
01:17:27,338 --> 01:17:29,213
That's what you used to make with my mom.

1644
01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:31,338
I don't know why you're doing
this kinda stuff now.

1645
01:17:31,421 --> 01:17:34,296
[scoffs] Oh, so now you're saying
my food isn't authentic.

1646
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,671
[Marcus] It's not authentic.

1647
01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:37,921
Asian food shouldn't be served
in a shot glass.

1648
01:17:38,005 --> 01:17:39,838
It should be served in a big ass bowl.

1649
01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:42,130
You're just catering to rich white people.

1650
01:17:42,213 --> 01:17:45,213
Well, if you think I'm such a sellout,
then why are you dating me?

1651
01:17:45,296 --> 01:17:48,046
If you think I'm just a regular guy,
then why are you dating me?

1652
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:48,963
Oh, I know,

1653
01:17:49,046 --> 01:17:50,647
it's because you need someone
to carry your purse.

1654
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,005
I called you "a regular guy"
as a compliment.

1655
01:17:53,088 --> 01:17:55,439
- You aren't caught up in all the bullshit.
- The way you are?

1656
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:56,463
Oh, right.

1657
01:17:56,630 --> 01:18:00,880
Instead, you smoke weed every night
'cause that's so much more noble.

1658
01:18:00,963 --> 01:18:03,671
God forbid someone relax
in Sasha Tran's presence.

1659
01:18:03,755 --> 01:18:06,130
[Sasha] Don't shame me
for going after things, Marcus!

1660
01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:08,397
- You're so scared to do anything new.
- [Marcus] I'm not scared.

1661
01:18:08,421 --> 01:18:11,463
Okay? I just don't want to be some dude
on your arm

1662
01:18:11,546 --> 01:18:12,981
so you don't have to show up
to places alone.

1663
01:18:13,005 --> 01:18:14,005
Why not?

1664
01:18:14,046 --> 01:18:16,406
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with you supporting me?

1665
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:18,731
No one would question it
if it was the other way around.

1666
01:18:18,755 --> 01:18:19,963
You don't support me.

1667
01:18:20,046 --> 01:18:22,046
You hate the band. You hate Ragga.

1668
01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:23,296
I don't hate the band!

1669
01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,755
I think the band is great.

1670
01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:27,213
Too great to be stuck playing
in that shithole!

1671
01:18:27,296 --> 01:18:29,005
Well, I love that shithole!

1672
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:31,921
Sorry if it isn't "elevated" enough
for you.

1673
01:18:33,005 --> 01:18:35,796
You know what, Marcus? Don't come tonight.

1674
01:18:39,546 --> 01:18:40,546
[door slams]

1675
01:18:43,546 --> 01:18:44,546
Sasha!

1676
01:18:48,005 --> 01:18:50,213
- Sasha, look, I didn't mean to...
- I love you, Marcus.

1677
01:18:52,296 --> 01:18:54,130
I've loved you since we were kids.

1678
01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:57,213
And I don't need you to live my life,

1679
01:18:57,296 --> 01:18:59,796
but I need you to understand
that this is my life.

1680
01:19:00,796 --> 01:19:01,963
I want to be with you.

1681
01:19:02,046 --> 01:19:05,296
I want to come home to you,
even when you're being an asshole.

1682
01:19:06,838 --> 01:19:08,630
After the opening,
I'm gonna go to New York,

1683
01:19:08,713 --> 01:19:11,088
and if you don't want to come with me,
then just say it.

1684
01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:20,338
I don't want to go to New York with you.

1685
01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,838
You are such a fucking coward.

1686
01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:27,380
[slow piano music playing]

1687
01:19:30,338 --> 01:19:31,796
[engine starts]

1688
01:19:35,130 --> 01:19:38,171
♪ Walk out, shots out ♪

1689
01:19:38,255 --> 01:19:40,005
♪ When it's dark out ♪

1690
01:19:40,088 --> 01:19:41,755
♪ Illuminate ♪

1691
01:19:41,838 --> 01:19:44,838
♪ Cops out, chalk out ♪

1692
01:19:44,921 --> 01:19:46,546
♪ When it's dark out ♪

1693
01:19:46,630 --> 01:19:48,005
♪ Illuminate ♪

1694
01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:50,171
- [sniffling]
- ♪ When you feel like ♪

1695
01:19:50,255 --> 01:19:53,421
♪ It's too dark for you ♪

1696
01:19:55,130 --> 01:20:01,088
♪ Don't forget about your light ♪

1697
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,463
♪ Don't forget ♪

1698
01:20:03,546 --> 01:20:09,046
♪ About your light ♪

1699
01:20:09,421 --> 01:20:11,731
[Sasha] Make sure to leave some seats
at the bar open for walk-ins

1700
01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:15,171
and tell Andre not
to order dried shiitakes. Only fresh.

1701
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:18,088
Okay. You sure you're gonna be okay?

1702
01:20:18,171 --> 01:20:19,296
Yeah, I'm fine.

1703
01:20:20,255 --> 01:20:22,397
I came here to open the restaurant,
and that's what I did.

1704
01:20:22,421 --> 01:20:24,189
- On to the next.
- Ok. I know this is gonna make you mad,

1705
01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:25,755
but I'm just gonna say it.

1706
01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:27,380
Don't give up on this.

1707
01:20:27,963 --> 01:20:30,338
I don't want to see you live a life
of regret

1708
01:20:30,755 --> 01:20:33,588
and think, "Maybe if I tried harder..."

1709
01:20:33,671 --> 01:20:35,314
- What am I supposed to do?
- Just talk to Marcus.

1710
01:20:35,338 --> 01:20:37,171
I'm done talking to Marcus.

1711
01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:40,088
I'll call you from New York. [kisses]

1712
01:20:41,005 --> 01:20:43,255
- [Veronica] I love you.
- [Sasha] I love you, too.

1713
01:20:49,838 --> 01:20:51,005
[sighs]

1714
01:20:52,338 --> 01:20:54,630
[man and woman laughing]

1715
01:20:56,171 --> 01:20:57,731
Hey, dad, I got us some Panera Bread...

1716
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:58,796
[gasps]

1717
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,213
- Dad?
- Marcus.

1718
01:21:00,296 --> 01:21:01,921
- Donna Summer?
- Diana Ross.

1719
01:21:02,046 --> 01:21:03,338
- Kathy.
- Dad!

1720
01:21:03,588 --> 01:21:04,588
Marcus.

1721
01:21:05,463 --> 01:21:08,838
Okay, now that we've all met,
who wants some dinner?

1722
01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:11,463
[chuckles]

1723
01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:14,713
- How long has this been going on?
- [Harry] For a while now.

1724
01:21:15,046 --> 01:21:18,255
We hit it off at the party,
and you know how much I love Diana Ross.

1725
01:21:18,338 --> 01:21:19,671
How come you never told me?

1726
01:21:21,713 --> 01:21:23,213
I didn't know how you'd react.

1727
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:25,880
[sighs]

1728
01:21:25,963 --> 01:21:27,505
Did Sasha leave for New York?

1729
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:29,505
Um, yeah. Yeah, she did.

1730
01:21:30,421 --> 01:21:31,501
Why didn't you go with her?

1731
01:21:31,630 --> 01:21:32,630
Well...

1732
01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:35,463
Because I have responsibilities here,
you know?

1733
01:21:35,546 --> 01:21:37,296
I got the business, the band, you.

1734
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,880
- I'm your caregiver.
- What the hell are you talking about?

1735
01:21:39,963 --> 01:21:41,921
- I don't need a caregiver.
- Yes, you do, Dad.

1736
01:21:42,005 --> 01:21:44,005
You think I can't stick a needle
in my own ass?

1737
01:21:44,088 --> 01:21:45,147
Well, why have I been doing it?

1738
01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:47,213
You're using me as an excuse
not to live your life.

1739
01:21:47,296 --> 01:21:48,130
You need me, okay?

1740
01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:50,255
- [sighs]
- You lost Mom.

1741
01:21:51,213 --> 01:21:52,380
I can't leave you, too.

1742
01:21:58,338 --> 01:22:00,296
We both lost your mom.

1743
01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:03,880
And as hard as it was,
it was her time to go.

1744
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,130
Now, I thought if I gave you space,

1745
01:22:08,213 --> 01:22:10,630
someday you'd be able to let go
and move on.

1746
01:22:12,546 --> 01:22:15,546
But you just sat there
and let the world pass you by.

1747
01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,963
It kills me seeing you like this

1748
01:22:19,046 --> 01:22:21,463
because I know it would have broken
your mother's heart.

1749
01:22:23,630 --> 01:22:25,463
Hey, at some point...

1750
01:22:26,838 --> 01:22:29,546
you're gonna have to take a chance
on something, son.

1751
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,505
And please,
don't be a downer in front of Kathy.

1752
01:22:40,171 --> 01:22:42,171
[acoustic guitar playing]

1753
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,630
♪ Don't leave me hanging ♪

1754
01:22:51,838 --> 01:22:56,213
- [door opens]
- Oh! There they are. Hey, buttholes!

1755
01:22:56,546 --> 01:22:58,880
I got here early for a little pregame.

1756
01:22:58,963 --> 01:23:00,588
Well, what... what's going on?

1757
01:23:00,796 --> 01:23:01,796
Breakup.

1758
01:23:02,255 --> 01:23:03,338
You and Sasha broke up?

1759
01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:06,088
- [Quasar] What? When did that happen?
- Hey, check it out.

1760
01:23:06,213 --> 01:23:08,463
[slurring]
It is audition night at Southie's.

1761
01:23:08,546 --> 01:23:11,546
No one knows us on this side of town,
and I'm okay with that.

1762
01:23:11,755 --> 01:23:12,838
Let's do this!

1763
01:23:13,005 --> 01:23:15,463
- ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
- [plays discordant notes]

1764
01:23:15,546 --> 01:23:18,421
[slurring, muttering]

1765
01:23:19,171 --> 01:23:21,421
- [group] ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Back like a tennis ball ♪

1766
01:23:21,505 --> 01:23:25,380
- [group] ♪ Bounce back ♪
- ♪ Bounce back like a racquetball... ♪

1767
01:23:25,588 --> 01:23:27,630
- Time out. I just need to...
- [unzips pants]

1768
01:23:27,713 --> 01:23:29,796
- ...take care of this.
- [urinating]

1769
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,171
- [electricity crackles]
- [feedback rings]

1770
01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,088
Hey!

1771
01:23:33,213 --> 01:23:35,505
Question: Where's the men's room?

1772
01:23:35,588 --> 01:23:38,171
You're the most selfish person
I've ever met!

1773
01:23:38,755 --> 01:23:41,315
You know, you don't care about the band.
You don't care about us.

1774
01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:45,380
Marcus, I lost 50 pounds,
and you don't even care enough to notice.

1775
01:23:45,463 --> 01:23:47,671
Yeah, I wear a medium now.

1776
01:23:47,755 --> 01:23:49,421
The tricky part's keeping it off.

1777
01:23:49,505 --> 01:23:50,755
I am aware of that, Ginger!

1778
01:23:51,713 --> 01:23:53,171
I don't need her, guys.

1779
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:56,046
Just tell me that I'm better off
without her and I don't need her.

1780
01:23:57,171 --> 01:23:59,421
I hate her lifestyle, and she hates mine.

1781
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,005
Come on, Tony.

1782
01:24:01,088 --> 01:24:03,963
Just tell me that me
and Sasha were a match made in hell

1783
01:24:04,046 --> 01:24:05,255
and this is all for the best.

1784
01:24:05,338 --> 01:24:06,938
I don't know what to say to you, Marcus.

1785
01:24:07,546 --> 01:24:10,588
I'm literally telling you exactly
what to say, word for word.

1786
01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:13,421
[sighs] You messed up, man.

1787
01:24:25,296 --> 01:24:28,130
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

1788
01:24:35,421 --> 01:24:37,088
[phone line ringing]

1789
01:24:37,296 --> 01:24:38,731
[Sasha on voice mail]
Hi, leave me a message.

1790
01:24:38,755 --> 01:24:41,463
- [voice mail beeps]
- [Marcus] I am so sorry.

1791
01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,546
I messed up.

1792
01:24:42,755 --> 01:24:44,380
I know this is too little too late,

1793
01:24:44,463 --> 01:24:47,338
and you probably
never want to talk to me again, but...

1794
01:24:47,421 --> 01:24:49,546
I don't know, I'm gonna keep trying.

1795
01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:53,005
I can't let another 16 years go by
without talking to you.

1796
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,488
- [line clicks]
- [voice mail beeps]

1797
01:24:54,546 --> 01:24:56,130
[Marcus] Hey, it's, um, me again.

1798
01:24:56,213 --> 01:25:00,255
So, Southie's gave us another chance,
and we killed it. [chuckles]

1799
01:25:00,338 --> 01:25:02,921
Oh, and, um, I don't know
if you got the link I texted you,

1800
01:25:03,005 --> 01:25:06,421
but I took over merch from Quasar
and set up an online store,

1801
01:25:06,505 --> 01:25:09,088
and, uh,
our sales have gone through the roof,

1802
01:25:09,588 --> 01:25:12,296
- which is, like, totally crazy.
- [voice mail beeps]

1803
01:25:12,505 --> 01:25:14,897
[Marcus] Okay, I know you're probably sick
of hearing from me,

1804
01:25:14,921 --> 01:25:17,630
but I just wanted to let you know
that I moved out.

1805
01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:18,713
Got my own place.

1806
01:25:19,088 --> 01:25:21,588
It's small, but at least it's shitty.
[chuckles]

1807
01:25:21,671 --> 01:25:24,031
Uh, and I'm actually gonna be
near your restaurant tomorrow,

1808
01:25:24,088 --> 01:25:27,630
so I figured I'd stop by and see
if maybe you're in San Francisco.

1809
01:25:27,921 --> 01:25:30,963
I just...
I just really want to talk to you, so...

1810
01:25:31,046 --> 01:25:34,505
- [sighs] ...okay, uh, bye.
- [voice mail beeps]

1811
01:25:36,088 --> 01:25:37,171
[knocking on door]

1812
01:25:44,463 --> 01:25:45,630
[Sasha] Mom? Dad?

1813
01:25:45,713 --> 01:25:47,606
- [Mrs. Tran] Surprise!
- [Mr. Tran] We came to visit you.

1814
01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:49,838
- [Sasha] In New York?
- Yeah!

1815
01:25:49,921 --> 01:25:52,046
We have free airline vouchers,

1816
01:25:52,130 --> 01:25:54,130
and we found your address on the Google.

1817
01:25:54,588 --> 01:25:56,755
Only two Sasha Tran in this area,

1818
01:25:57,088 --> 01:25:58,630
but the other one is a baby.

1819
01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:01,630
[Mrs. Tran] Sasha... goodness.

1820
01:26:01,713 --> 01:26:04,213
Hey! Your apartment is beautiful.

1821
01:26:04,296 --> 01:26:07,380
Seriously, you guys didn't have to fly
all the way out here.

1822
01:26:07,713 --> 01:26:10,921
We heard Food & Wine magazine
is giving you a big award,

1823
01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:13,671
- and we wanted to come support you.
- [Sasha] Wow.

1824
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:15,213
That's a first. [chuckles]

1825
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,421
Okay, um...

1826
01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:20,130
we... we know you're mad at us
because we weren't around much

1827
01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:21,253
- when...
- [Sasha] "Much"?

1828
01:26:21,421 --> 01:26:24,588
You used to leave me home alone
for an entire day, Mom.

1829
01:26:25,171 --> 01:26:27,505
We're trying our best
to make up for it now.

1830
01:26:27,963 --> 01:26:29,546
[scoffs] Okay.

1831
01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:36,963
What's this?

1832
01:26:37,046 --> 01:26:38,046
A receipt.

1833
01:26:38,546 --> 01:26:40,630
We went to your new restaurant
in San Francisco,

1834
01:26:40,713 --> 01:26:42,439
and we didn't tell them
we were your parents,

1835
01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:44,713
and we pay everything in full price.

1836
01:26:45,755 --> 01:26:46,755
No way.

1837
01:26:47,296 --> 01:26:49,046
We have so many pictures
we could have shown

1838
01:26:49,130 --> 01:26:51,005
as proof we were family,

1839
01:26:51,088 --> 01:26:52,338
but we didn't bring them.

1840
01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,880
[Mrs. Tran] See?
Daddy and I even ordered extra shrimp.

1841
01:26:56,296 --> 01:26:58,005
["May I Have This Dance" playing]

1842
01:27:04,546 --> 01:27:06,630
[indistinct chatter]

1843
01:27:12,963 --> 01:27:14,963
♪ May I have this dance? ♪

1844
01:27:15,421 --> 01:27:20,463
♪ To make it up to you
Can I say something crazy? ♪

1845
01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:22,171
♪ I love you ♪

1846
01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:25,671
♪ Give me both your hands ♪

1847
01:27:25,755 --> 01:27:27,046
Uh, sir?

1848
01:27:27,921 --> 01:27:29,380
Hi, can I help you?

1849
01:27:29,588 --> 01:27:32,630
Oh, yeah.
Um, is Sasha Tran here by any chance?

1850
01:27:33,005 --> 01:27:35,296
- I'm afraid not.
- [Marcus] How about Veronica?

1851
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:36,380
I'm an old friend.

1852
01:27:36,755 --> 01:27:38,588
She's in the office upstairs.

1853
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,421
Cool, thanks.

1854
01:27:41,796 --> 01:27:43,880
- [phone beeps]
- Veronica, hi.

1855
01:27:44,213 --> 01:27:47,088
There's a very middle-class man
on his way up to see you.

1856
01:27:50,296 --> 01:27:54,171
♪ Now we're down to the last two ♪

1857
01:27:55,630 --> 01:27:59,713
♪ Now we're down to the last two ♪

1858
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:02,880
♪ May I have this dance? ♪

1859
01:28:03,671 --> 01:28:08,505
♪ To make it up to you
Can I say something crazy? ♪

1860
01:28:08,588 --> 01:28:10,588
♪ I love you ♪

1861
01:28:11,505 --> 01:28:14,005
- ♪ Give me both your hands ♪
- Hey.

1862
01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:15,588
♪ To make it up to you ♪

1863
01:28:16,921 --> 01:28:18,463
She's the reason our sales went up.

1864
01:28:19,630 --> 01:28:22,588
She's been ordering all the stuff online
under a fake name,

1865
01:28:22,921 --> 01:28:24,005
having it sent here.

1866
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:27,755
[sighs] What name?

1867
01:28:27,838 --> 01:28:29,046
D'Angelo.

1868
01:28:29,130 --> 01:28:31,296
[both chuckle]

1869
01:28:31,380 --> 01:28:33,338
I thought she never wanted
to talk to me again.

1870
01:28:33,421 --> 01:28:34,963
Why would she do this?

1871
01:28:35,421 --> 01:28:36,421
[Veronica] Wow.

1872
01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,380
You cute, but you dumb.

1873
01:28:39,338 --> 01:28:41,671
♪ To make it up to you ♪

1874
01:28:45,213 --> 01:28:48,213
["Pimpin' All Over the World" playing]

1875
01:28:48,296 --> 01:28:51,463
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ The fancy cars ♪

1876
01:28:51,546 --> 01:28:54,046
♪ The women and the caviar ♪

1877
01:28:55,005 --> 01:28:56,397
- ♪ You know who we are ♪
- Hello. Can I help you?

1878
01:28:56,421 --> 01:28:58,796
- Check the attitude, bitch.
- Okay.

1879
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,272
[Marcus] I'm flying to New York
in the morning.

1880
01:29:00,296 --> 01:29:02,671
My friend Keanu Reeves
recommended you guys.

1881
01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,564
Have you heard of Keanu Reeves?
He's my friend.

1882
01:29:04,588 --> 01:29:06,880
I punched him in the face.
I'll take that one.

1883
01:29:07,338 --> 01:29:08,838
Uh, excellent choice, sir.

1884
01:29:08,921 --> 01:29:10,255
- Champagne?
- Oh, no, thank you.

1885
01:29:10,338 --> 01:29:12,380
Of course, champagne! Pour that shit!

1886
01:29:14,046 --> 01:29:15,213
All right. Thank you.

1887
01:29:15,671 --> 01:29:17,505
Let me just get the tag for you.

1888
01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:21,630
[spits]

1889
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,255
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Take it off! It's burning.

1890
01:29:30,546 --> 01:29:32,171
- Help you?
- Yeah.

1891
01:29:32,255 --> 01:29:36,130
I'll take this suit for $219.32.

1892
01:29:36,213 --> 01:29:37,933
It comes with a belt
and two pairs of pants.

1893
01:29:38,421 --> 01:29:40,171
That is a very versatile ensemble.

1894
01:29:40,255 --> 01:29:42,963
It's great for court dates,
entry-level job interviews,

1895
01:29:43,046 --> 01:29:44,546
high school reunions,

1896
01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:47,463
where, like, you don't want them to know
how successful you are.

1897
01:29:47,546 --> 01:29:48,963
["Karaoke" playing]

1898
01:29:49,046 --> 01:29:51,213
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1899
01:29:51,296 --> 01:29:53,713
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1900
01:29:53,796 --> 01:29:56,005
♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪

1901
01:29:56,130 --> 01:29:58,130
♪ You better hit it
'Cause you should know better ♪

1902
01:29:58,171 --> 01:30:00,338
♪ Touch down on the stage ♪

1903
01:30:00,421 --> 01:30:02,671
♪ And know, bitch, I ain't come to play ♪

1904
01:30:02,755 --> 01:30:07,088
♪ Clap, clap when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪

1905
01:30:07,171 --> 01:30:09,130
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- [indistinct chatter]

1906
01:30:09,213 --> 01:30:10,421
[camera shutters clicking]

1907
01:30:12,796 --> 01:30:16,130
♪ It's your moment now
Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪

1908
01:30:16,213 --> 01:30:18,338
♪ Ooh, karaoke, yeah ♪

1909
01:30:18,421 --> 01:30:20,061
[photographer 1] Sasha! This way, please!

1910
01:30:20,671 --> 01:30:23,314
- [photographer 2] Sasha! Sasha!
- [photographer 3] Sasha! Over here!

1911
01:30:23,338 --> 01:30:24,856
- [photographer 4] Sasha!
- [Sasha] Hey.

1912
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,713
- [photographer 5] Sasha!
- Sasha, who's your date tonight?

1913
01:30:27,796 --> 01:30:30,463
Uh, well, I couldn't decide on just one,

1914
01:30:30,546 --> 01:30:32,046
so I brought two.

1915
01:30:32,921 --> 01:30:34,130
Quoc and Sandy Tran,

1916
01:30:34,546 --> 01:30:35,706
- my parents.
- [reporter] Aw!

1917
01:30:36,005 --> 01:30:37,939
- Get them in the photo with ya.
- [Sasha] Come on.

1918
01:30:37,963 --> 01:30:40,338
[photographer 6]
Mom, Dad, you're lookin' beautiful.

1919
01:30:41,171 --> 01:30:43,838
[Marcus] Excuse me. Uh, I have a question!

1920
01:30:46,630 --> 01:30:47,880
Marcus?

1921
01:30:49,296 --> 01:30:50,296
What are you doing here?

1922
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,213
I came here to find you.

1923
01:30:53,046 --> 01:30:55,130
Uh, the whole plane ride over here,

1924
01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:58,005
I was trying to figure out
how I could say this in some great way,

1925
01:30:58,088 --> 01:31:00,171
but I couldn't,
so I'm just gonna say it badly.

1926
01:31:01,838 --> 01:31:03,338
I wanna be where you are.

1927
01:31:04,255 --> 01:31:09,255
I don't care where it is.
I don't care what outfit I have to wear.

1928
01:31:09,338 --> 01:31:13,171
I don't care if I have to eat
a lot of tiny, little things that I hate.

1929
01:31:13,255 --> 01:31:14,713
I... I just wanna be with you.

1930
01:31:15,255 --> 01:31:16,505
I wanna make you laugh.

1931
01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:20,046
I want you to call me out
when I'm not pushing myself hard enough.

1932
01:31:20,296 --> 01:31:22,213
I want to have a lot of sex with you.

1933
01:31:22,296 --> 01:31:23,171
[crowd laughs]

1934
01:31:23,255 --> 01:31:25,046
I probably should have left
the sex part out.

1935
01:31:25,130 --> 01:31:27,588
I'm worried that I cheapened it.
Anyway, I just...

1936
01:31:28,171 --> 01:31:32,046
I want to have a family with you.
I want to spend my life with you.

1937
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:33,713
Even if it scares me,

1938
01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:36,630
even if I'm as scared every day
as I am right now.

1939
01:31:37,588 --> 01:31:38,921
So my question is this:

1940
01:31:40,046 --> 01:31:41,046
Sasha Tran...

1941
01:31:42,046 --> 01:31:43,713
can I hold your purse for you?

1942
01:31:48,463 --> 01:31:50,046
That was the bad version?

1943
01:31:51,046 --> 01:31:52,713
- It was good?
- It was great.

1944
01:31:52,796 --> 01:31:54,106
- [Marcus] You liked it?
- I loved it.

1945
01:31:54,130 --> 01:31:55,171
Kiss already!

1946
01:31:55,255 --> 01:31:57,588
- [crowd chuckles]
- [instrumental music playing]

1947
01:31:59,046 --> 01:32:01,630
- [camera shutters clicking]
- [crowd clapping]

1948
01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:10,755
[music swells]

1949
01:32:17,630 --> 01:32:19,005
[Marcus] Let's go get your award.

1950
01:32:20,421 --> 01:32:23,501
- [photographer 7] Look this way, please!
- [photographer 8] Sasha, thank you!

1951
01:32:23,588 --> 01:32:25,356
- [Sasha] This is fancy.
- [Marcus] Yeah, you like it?

1952
01:32:25,380 --> 01:32:27,439
- [Sasha] Where is that from?
- [Marcus] Suits 'N Stuff.

1953
01:32:27,463 --> 01:32:30,147
- [Sasha] Oh, my... What is that?
- [Marcus] Came with two pairs of pants.

1954
01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:31,296
I think they're paper.

1955
01:32:31,505 --> 01:32:33,255
[Sasha and Marcus laugh]

1956
01:32:33,546 --> 01:32:35,147
- [Marcus] Paid for it myself.
- [Sasha] What?

1957
01:32:35,171 --> 01:32:37,421
- [Marcus] With the merch money.
- [Sasha] Oh! [laughs]

1958
01:32:37,505 --> 01:32:39,380
[Marcus]
Oh, I cannot believe you did that.

1959
01:32:39,463 --> 01:32:43,046
[presenter] And we are honored to present
our Visionary of the Year award to...

1960
01:32:43,671 --> 01:32:46,630
- Sasha Tran!
- [audience cheers and applauds]

1961
01:32:46,713 --> 01:32:47,755
[man 1] Sasha!

1962
01:32:50,005 --> 01:32:51,213
[Marcus] Whoo!

1963
01:32:58,005 --> 01:32:59,005
[man 2] Sasha!

1964
01:33:00,630 --> 01:33:02,130
What an amazing night.

1965
01:33:02,921 --> 01:33:03,963
Are you still hungry?

1966
01:33:04,046 --> 01:33:05,671
[scoffs] Starving.

1967
01:33:05,755 --> 01:33:08,588
The main course was a rice noodle
wrapped around a fig.

1968
01:33:08,671 --> 01:33:12,171
[laughs] Well, lucky for you,

1969
01:33:12,713 --> 01:33:14,005
I know a great new place.

1970
01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:15,213
Really?

1971
01:33:15,296 --> 01:33:17,130
Unlimited quail egg parfait.

1972
01:33:17,213 --> 01:33:18,755
- Oh, great.
- [Sasha] Yeah.

1973
01:33:18,963 --> 01:33:20,880
It's a buffet of parfait.

1974
01:33:21,130 --> 01:33:22,338
[laughs]

1975
01:33:23,338 --> 01:33:26,171
We don't open for a week,
but we're deep in prep mode.

1976
01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:31,380
I love it.

1977
01:33:31,463 --> 01:33:33,421
It looks so different
from your other restaurant.

1978
01:33:33,505 --> 01:33:35,338
Come here.
I wanna show you something.

1979
01:33:37,963 --> 01:33:39,046
Hey, is it ready?

1980
01:33:39,796 --> 01:33:40,796
Yes, Chef.

1981
01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:48,046
It's just like my mom's.

1982
01:33:57,921 --> 01:33:59,213
It's all her recipes.

1983
01:34:00,921 --> 01:34:02,713
This is what I want to do, Marcus.

1984
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,296
The kind of food
that makes people feel at home.

1985
01:34:07,755 --> 01:34:09,630
The way your mom always made me feel.

1986
01:34:12,463 --> 01:34:13,463
[sniffles]

1987
01:34:15,338 --> 01:34:16,338
You win.

1988
01:34:17,505 --> 01:34:18,755
This beats my speech.

1989
01:34:21,088 --> 01:34:23,880
It's gonna be hard to give you
an unbiased Yelp review.

1990
01:34:23,963 --> 01:34:25,338
["Always Be My Baby" playing]

1991
01:34:25,421 --> 01:34:29,546
- [chuckles softly]
- ♪ Oh ♪

1992
01:34:33,713 --> 01:34:40,713
♪ Ah ♪ [vocalizing]

1993
01:34:41,296 --> 01:34:43,130
♪ Yeah... ♪

1994
01:34:43,213 --> 01:34:45,130
[excited chatter]

1995
01:34:45,296 --> 01:34:46,546
♪ Oh... ♪

1996
01:34:47,005 --> 01:34:50,630
Oh, Sasha, thank you again
for flying us out for this.

1997
01:34:50,713 --> 01:34:52,755
I couldn't imagine doing it
without you, Mr. Kim.

1998
01:34:52,838 --> 01:34:55,296
- [both chuckle]
- [Marcus] So, um, what do you think?

1999
01:34:55,796 --> 01:34:56,996
Think she would have liked it?

2000
01:34:59,130 --> 01:35:00,380
She would have loved it.

2001
01:35:03,088 --> 01:35:06,380
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪

2002
01:35:08,671 --> 01:35:10,546
I accept.

2003
01:35:10,963 --> 01:35:13,755
- [Veronica] Sorry?
- Yes! I will be your baby's godmother.

2004
01:35:14,421 --> 01:35:17,421
Oh! We asked Denise's sister
to be the godmother.

2005
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,796
- What?
- Just kidding, girl. You know it's you.

2006
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:22,630
[laughs] Stop.

2007
01:35:23,088 --> 01:35:26,838
- Hey, so postpartum is real.
- Shh! Come on. This is the opening.

2008
01:35:27,838 --> 01:35:31,505
♪ Our love will never die, no ♪

2009
01:35:31,921 --> 01:35:34,171
♪ You'll always be a part of me ♪

2010
01:35:34,255 --> 01:35:37,213
Maybe next we can make
Hello East Coast Peril happen.

2011
01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:41,171
- Yeah, I'd be down for that.
- Taking the Bay Area cross-country.

2012
01:35:41,255 --> 01:35:44,338
- [glasses clink]
- Hey, you're looking good, by the way.

2013
01:35:44,546 --> 01:35:45,588
What is that? A medium?

2014
01:35:45,671 --> 01:35:48,630
- [clicks tongue] European slim cut, baby.
- Uh-oh! [chuckles]

2015
01:35:48,713 --> 01:35:50,713
Best 600 bucks I ever spent.

2016
01:35:51,755 --> 01:35:53,338
I'm so hungry all the time.

2017
01:35:55,421 --> 01:35:57,671
♪ I ain't gonna cry, no ♪

2018
01:35:57,755 --> 01:36:00,963
♪ And I won't beg you to stay ♪

2019
01:36:01,046 --> 01:36:03,630
♪ If you're determined to leave, boy ♪

2020
01:36:03,713 --> 01:36:08,296
♪ I will not stand in your way
But inevitably... ♪

2021
01:36:08,505 --> 01:36:09,713
[Marcus] Congratulations.

2022
01:36:09,796 --> 01:36:11,546
- I'm so proud of you.
- [Sasha] Thank you.

2023
01:36:12,671 --> 01:36:15,796
You think everyone knows
I punched Keanu Reeves?

2024
01:36:17,255 --> 01:36:19,838
You should probably write a song about it
just to be sure.

2025
01:36:19,921 --> 01:36:21,505
- Hmm.
- [both chuckle]

2026
01:36:22,255 --> 01:36:24,755
♪ I'm part of you indefinitely ♪

2027
01:36:24,838 --> 01:36:27,796
♪ Oh, boy
Don't you know you can't escape me ♪

2028
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:32,130
♪ Ooh, darling
'Cause you'll always be my baby ♪

2029
01:36:32,213 --> 01:36:34,463
- ♪ And we'll linger on ♪
- [music distorts]

2030
01:36:34,546 --> 01:36:37,046
- [band playing]
- [Marcus] ♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪

2031
01:36:39,296 --> 01:36:41,463
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2032
01:36:41,546 --> 01:36:44,088
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2033
01:36:44,171 --> 01:36:46,189
♪ I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing ♪

2034
01:36:46,213 --> 01:36:48,921
♪ Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules ♪

2035
01:36:49,005 --> 01:36:51,380
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2036
01:36:51,463 --> 01:36:53,772
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2037
01:36:53,796 --> 01:36:56,296
♪ I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo ♪

2038
01:36:56,380 --> 01:36:59,213
♪ He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me ♪

2039
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:02,130
♪ I'm feelin' so refreshed
The new sheriff's in town ♪

2040
01:37:02,213 --> 01:37:04,463
♪ Check the button on my vest
It's Keanu with a bruise ♪

2041
01:37:04,546 --> 01:37:07,338
♪ Around the oculus
Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis ♪

2042
01:37:07,421 --> 01:37:09,963
♪ In my prime, like Optimus
Everything is half-full ♪

2043
01:37:10,046 --> 01:37:12,005
♪ I'm an optimist, haven't done ish ♪

2044
01:37:12,088 --> 01:37:13,546
♪ Yet, I feel accomplished ♪

2045
01:37:13,630 --> 01:37:15,880
♪ Best pugilist
Blessed with an iron fist ♪

2046
01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:18,296
♪ Strong enough
To survive the apocalypse ♪

2047
01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:20,755
♪ And any summit I could be on
Any point break ♪

2048
01:37:20,838 --> 01:37:22,380
♪ I could surf with my Gui on ♪

2049
01:37:22,463 --> 01:37:25,088
♪ Take any fighter, any class
I'mma put you on your ass ♪

2050
01:37:25,171 --> 01:37:28,796
♪ Then I'll pee on you peons for eons
And eons and eons ♪

2051
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:31,171
♪ And eons, etcetera
Not a tall fellow ♪

2052
01:37:31,255 --> 01:37:32,755
♪ But nobody can measure up ♪

2053
01:37:32,838 --> 01:37:34,671
♪ And if you wanna feel similar to this ♪

2054
01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:37,380
♪ All I had to do was coldcock
An icon of cinema ♪

2055
01:37:37,505 --> 01:37:39,630
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2056
01:37:39,713 --> 01:37:42,171
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2057
01:37:42,255 --> 01:37:44,380
♪ I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing ♪

2058
01:37:44,463 --> 01:37:47,046
♪ Basically, I'm a god
You can call me Hercules ♪

2059
01:37:47,838 --> 01:37:49,421
♪ What an excellent adventure ♪

2060
01:37:49,505 --> 01:37:52,005
♪ I wouldn't be surprised
If Keanu's wearing dentures ♪

2061
01:37:52,088 --> 01:37:54,130
♪ I've got a high-five
That can make a man die ♪

2062
01:37:54,213 --> 01:37:57,046
♪ I should be with the Justice League
And the Avengers ♪

2063
01:37:57,130 --> 01:37:59,713
♪ Taking out contenders with glee
Carefree ♪

2064
01:37:59,796 --> 01:38:01,505
♪ And as happy as can be, low-key ♪

2065
01:38:01,588 --> 01:38:04,005
♪ 'Cause the only thing better
Than punching Keanu Reeves ♪

2066
01:38:04,088 --> 01:38:05,963
♪ Is the fact that his girl chose me ♪

2067
01:38:06,713 --> 01:38:09,005
♪ I bet you didn't think
This was a love song ♪

2068
01:38:09,088 --> 01:38:11,171
♪ But the reason
I'm at my pinnacle right now ♪

2069
01:38:11,255 --> 01:38:13,546
♪ Is I hit him in the eye
Then I became her guy ♪

2070
01:38:13,630 --> 01:38:16,255
♪ And her love has me feeling invincible
No doubt ♪

2071
01:38:16,338 --> 01:38:18,755
♪ Get it?
So I don't think I'll ever jet it ♪

2072
01:38:18,838 --> 01:38:21,005
♪ Plus, he was a jerk
So I really don't regret it ♪

2073
01:38:21,088 --> 01:38:23,213
♪ I'll celebrate that day
From now till forever ♪

2074
01:38:23,296 --> 01:38:25,796
♪ Or at least
Till the end of the credits, credits ♪

2075
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:28,088
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2076
01:38:28,171 --> 01:38:30,713
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2077
01:38:30,796 --> 01:38:32,963
♪ I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing ♪

2078
01:38:33,046 --> 01:38:35,505
♪ Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules ♪

2079
01:38:35,588 --> 01:38:37,838
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2080
01:38:37,921 --> 01:38:40,272
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2081
01:38:40,296 --> 01:38:42,838
♪ I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo ♪

2082
01:38:42,921 --> 01:38:45,296
♪ He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me ♪

2083
01:38:45,421 --> 01:38:46,421
[Quasar] ♪ Yeah! ♪

2084
01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:48,588
Whoo!

2085
01:38:50,463 --> 01:38:52,255
♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪

2086
01:38:59,630 --> 01:39:00,880
♪ Uh ♪

2087
01:39:04,505 --> 01:39:05,588
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

2088
01:39:09,296 --> 01:39:10,421
Whoo!

2089
01:39:14,296 --> 01:39:16,546
[Marcus]
♪ Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves ♪

2090
01:39:16,630 --> 01:39:19,088
♪ And it was better
Than any scene you could see in Speed ♪

2091
01:39:19,171 --> 01:39:21,630
♪ I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo ♪

2092
01:39:21,713 --> 01:39:25,546
[echoing] ♪ He could duck bullets
But he couldn't duck me ♪

2093
01:39:25,671 --> 01:39:28,296
[slow piano music playing]

2094
01:40:25,546 --> 01:40:27,546
[upbeat instrumental music playing]