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  6.  
  7. these<00:00:06.270><c> stories</c><00:00:06.779><c> may</c><00:00:07.049><c> sound</c><00:00:07.350><c> pretty</c><00:00:07.710><c> crazy</c><00:00:08.069><c> but</c>
  8.  
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  10. these stories may sound pretty crazy but
  11.  
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  14. these stories may sound pretty crazy but
  15. I<00:00:08.700><c> guarantee</c><00:00:09.059><c> they</c><00:00:09.840><c> are</c><00:00:09.870><c> all</c><00:00:10.110><c> true</c><00:00:12.889><c> chapter</c>
  16.  
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  18. I guarantee they are all true chapter
  19.  
  20.  
  21. 00:00:13.889 --> 00:00:17.090 align:start position:0%
  22. I guarantee they are all true chapter
  23. one<00:00:14.269><c> there</c><00:00:15.269><c> I</c><00:00:15.330><c> was</c><00:00:15.690><c> just</c><00:00:16.049><c> minding</c><00:00:16.710><c> my</c><00:00:16.920><c> business</c>
  24.  
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  26. one there I was just minding my business
  27.  
  28.  
  29. 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:19.760 align:start position:0%
  30. one there I was just minding my business
  31. when<00:00:17.850><c> I</c><00:00:17.880><c> don't</c><00:00:18.300><c> know</c><00:00:18.480><c> how</c><00:00:18.779><c> many</c><00:00:19.020><c> thousand</c><00:00:19.619><c> two</c>
  32.  
  33. 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:19.770 align:start position:0%
  34. when I don't know how many thousand two
  35.  
  36.  
  37. 00:00:19.770 --> 00:00:22.849 align:start position:0%
  38. when I don't know how many thousand two
  39. caped<00:00:20.039><c> Super</c><00:00:20.670><c> Heroes</c><00:00:21.029><c> you</c><00:00:21.330><c> know</c><00:00:21.930><c> who</c><00:00:22.140><c> I</c><00:00:22.170><c> mean</c>
  40.  
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  42. caped Super Heroes you know who I mean
  43.  
  44.  
  45. 00:00:22.859 --> 00:00:26.540 align:start position:0%
  46. caped Super Heroes you know who I mean
  47. showed<00:00:23.369><c> up</c><00:00:23.580><c> in</c><00:00:23.789><c> town</c><00:00:24.029><c> I</c><00:00:24.800><c> remember</c><00:00:25.800><c> because</c><00:00:26.220><c> it</c>
  48.  
  49. 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:26.550 align:start position:0%
  50. showed up in town I remember because it
  51.  
  52.  
  53. 00:00:26.550 --> 00:00:28.580 align:start position:0%
  54. showed up in town I remember because it
  55. was<00:00:26.670><c> the</c><00:00:26.849><c> same</c><00:00:27.060><c> day</c><00:00:27.119><c> I'd</c><00:00:27.599><c> bequeathed</c><00:00:28.199><c> my</c>
  56.  
  57. 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:28.590 align:start position:0%
  58. was the same day I'd bequeathed my
  59.  
  60.  
  61. 00:00:28.590 --> 00:00:31.580 align:start position:0%
  62. was the same day I'd bequeathed my
  63. factory<00:00:29.340><c> to</c><00:00:29.580><c> Willy</c><00:00:29.849><c> Wonka</c><00:00:30.390><c> I</c><00:00:30.630><c> had</c><00:00:31.380><c> already</c>
  64.  
  65. 00:00:31.580 --> 00:00:31.590 align:start position:0%
  66. factory to Willy Wonka I had already
  67.  
  68.  
  69. 00:00:31.590 --> 00:00:34.220 align:start position:0%
  70. factory to Willy Wonka I had already
  71. invented<00:00:32.070><c> one</c><00:00:32.489><c> thousand</c><00:00:33.180><c> items</c><00:00:33.390><c> like</c>
  72.  
  73. 00:00:34.220 --> 00:00:34.230 align:start position:0%
  74. invented one thousand items like
  75.  
  76.  
  77. 00:00:34.230 --> 00:00:36.860 align:start position:0%
  78. invented one thousand items like
  79. chocolate<00:00:34.920><c> bars</c><00:00:35.130><c> and</c><00:00:35.540><c> gobstoppers</c><00:00:36.540><c> and</c>
  80.  
  81. 00:00:36.860 --> 00:00:36.870 align:start position:0%
  82. chocolate bars and gobstoppers and
  83.  
  84.  
  85. 00:00:36.870 --> 00:00:40.010 align:start position:0%
  86. chocolate bars and gobstoppers and
  87. lollipops<00:00:37.530><c> and</c><00:00:37.829><c> it</c><00:00:38.370><c> was</c><00:00:38.489><c> time</c><00:00:38.790><c> to</c><00:00:38.820><c> move</c><00:00:39.149><c> on</c><00:00:39.360><c> to</c>
  88.  
  89. 00:00:40.010 --> 00:00:40.020 align:start position:0%
  90. lollipops and it was time to move on to
  91.  
  92.  
  93. 00:00:40.020 --> 00:00:45.590 align:start position:0%
  94. lollipops and it was time to move on to
  95. new<00:00:40.230><c> challenges</c>
  96.  
  97. 00:00:45.590 --> 00:00:45.600 align:start position:0%
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  102.  
  103. it's<00:00:46.140><c> Chapter</c><00:00:46.560><c> two</c><00:00:47.000><c> thanks</c><00:00:48.000><c> to</c><00:00:48.150><c> that</c>
  104.  
  105. 00:00:48.170 --> 00:00:48.180 align:start position:0%
  106. it's Chapter two thanks to that
  107.  
  108.  
  109. 00:00:48.180 --> 00:00:50.440 align:start position:0%
  110. it's Chapter two thanks to that
  111. enterprise<00:00:48.930><c> I</c><00:00:49.290><c> had</c><00:00:49.470><c> become</c><00:00:49.680><c> very</c><00:00:50.100><c> popular</c>
  112.  
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  114. enterprise I had become very popular
  115.  
  116.  
  117. 00:00:50.450 --> 00:00:53.150 align:start position:0%
  118. enterprise I had become very popular
  119. whenever<00:00:51.450><c> I</c><00:00:51.570><c> walked</c><00:00:52.050><c> through</c><00:00:52.320><c> town</c><00:00:52.410><c> people</c>
  120.  
  121. 00:00:53.150 --> 00:00:53.160 align:start position:0%
  122. whenever I walked through town people
  123.  
  124.  
  125. 00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:55.310 align:start position:0%
  126. whenever I walked through town people
  127. would<00:00:53.489><c> stop</c><00:00:53.790><c> and</c><00:00:54.150><c> give</c><00:00:54.390><c> me</c><00:00:54.540><c> thousands</c><00:00:55.200><c> of</c>
  128.  
  129. 00:00:55.310 --> 00:00:55.320 align:start position:0%
  130. would stop and give me thousands of
  131.  
  132.  
  133. 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:58.760 align:start position:0%
  134. would stop and give me thousands of
  135. what's<00:00:55.530><c> or</c><00:00:55.680><c> my</c><00:00:55.800><c> college</c><00:00:56.250><c> Oh</c><00:00:56.809><c> ovations</c><00:00:57.809><c> it's</c>
  136.  
  137. 00:00:58.760 --> 00:00:58.770 align:start position:0%
  138. what's or my college Oh ovations it's
  139.  
  140.  
  141. 00:00:58.770 --> 00:01:01.640 align:start position:0%
  142. what's or my college Oh ovations it's
  143. always<00:00:59.160><c> nice</c><00:00:59.400><c> to</c><00:00:59.430><c> hear</c><00:00:59.760><c> applause</c><00:01:00.150><c> right</c><00:01:00.660><c> folks</c>
  144.  
  145. 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:01.650 align:start position:0%
  146. always nice to hear applause right folks
  147.  
  148.  
  149. 00:01:01.650 --> 00:01:04.060 align:start position:0%
  150. always nice to hear applause right folks
  151. liked<00:01:02.010><c> my</c><00:01:02.280><c> whiskey</c><00:01:02.730><c> distillery</c><00:01:03.390><c> too</c><00:01:03.720><c> I</c>
  152.  
  153. 00:01:04.060 --> 00:01:04.070 align:start position:0%
  154. liked my whiskey distillery too I
  155.  
  156.  
  157. 00:01:04.070 --> 00:01:07.640 align:start position:0%
  158. liked my whiskey distillery too I
  159. crafted<00:01:05.070><c> a</c><00:01:05.280><c> high-quality</c><00:01:05.610><c> drink</c><00:01:06.450><c> so</c><00:01:07.080><c> each</c><00:01:07.320><c> day</c>
  160.  
  161. 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:07.650 align:start position:0%
  162. crafted a high-quality drink so each day
  163.  
  164.  
  165. 00:01:07.650 --> 00:01:10.219 align:start position:0%
  166. crafted a high-quality drink so each day
  167. I'd<00:01:07.950><c> inspect</c><00:01:08.520><c> 96</c><00:01:09.300><c> thousand</c><00:01:09.869><c> of</c><00:01:10.080><c> the</c>
  168.  
  169. 00:01:10.219 --> 00:01:10.229 align:start position:0%
  170. I'd inspect 96 thousand of the
  171.  
  172.  
  173. 00:01:10.229 --> 00:01:12.740 align:start position:0%
  174. I'd inspect 96 thousand of the
  175. individual<00:01:10.860><c> components</c><00:01:11.550><c> that</c><00:01:12.000><c> came</c><00:01:12.270><c> in</c><00:01:12.509><c> from</c>
  176.  
  177. 00:01:12.740 --> 00:01:12.750 align:start position:0%
  178. individual components that came in from
  179.  
  180.  
  181. 00:01:12.750 --> 00:01:15.440 align:start position:0%
  182. individual components that came in from
  183. the<00:01:12.930><c> farm</c><00:01:13.200><c> before</c><00:01:13.830><c> starting</c><00:01:14.610><c> the</c><00:01:14.790><c> malting</c><00:01:15.270><c> and</c>
  184.  
  185. 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:15.450 align:start position:0%
  186. the farm before starting the malting and
  187.  
  188.  
  189. 00:01:15.450 --> 00:01:22.880 align:start position:0%
  190. the farm before starting the malting and
  191. mashed<00:01:15.960><c> mashing</c><00:01:16.800><c> process</c><00:01:20.750><c> chapter</c><00:01:21.750><c> three</c><00:01:22.020><c> all</c>
  192.  
  193. 00:01:22.880 --> 00:01:22.890 align:start position:0%
  194. mashed mashing process chapter three all
  195.  
  196.  
  197. 00:01:22.890 --> 00:01:25.670 align:start position:0%
  198. mashed mashing process chapter three all
  199. that<00:01:23.190><c> hard</c><00:01:23.490><c> work</c><00:01:23.550><c> paid</c><00:01:24.060><c> off</c><00:01:24.090><c> I</c><00:01:24.660><c> can't</c><00:01:25.440><c> count</c>
  200.  
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  202. that hard work paid off I can't count
  203.  
  204.  
  205. 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.499 align:start position:0%
  206. that hard work paid off I can't count
  207. how<00:01:25.979><c> many</c><00:01:26.130><c> thousands</c><00:01:27.030><c> Wiggs</c>
  208.  
  209. 00:01:27.499 --> 00:01:27.509 align:start position:0%
  210. how many thousands Wiggs
  211.  
  212.  
  213. 00:01:27.509 --> 00:01:30.020 align:start position:0%
  214. how many thousands Wiggs
  215. of<00:01:27.690><c> my</c><00:01:27.899><c> whiskey</c><00:01:28.440><c> folks</c><00:01:28.860><c> would</c><00:01:29.130><c> gulp</c><00:01:29.460><c> down</c><00:01:29.670><c> each</c>
  216.  
  217. 00:01:30.020 --> 00:01:30.030 align:start position:0%
  218. of my whiskey folks would gulp down each
  219.  
  220.  
  221. 00:01:30.030 --> 00:01:33.230 align:start position:0%
  222. of my whiskey folks would gulp down each
  223. day<00:01:30.440><c> maybe</c><00:01:31.440><c> that's</c><00:01:31.770><c> why</c><00:01:32.039><c> everyone</c><00:01:32.850><c> in</c><00:01:33.000><c> town</c>
  224.  
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  226. day maybe that's why everyone in town
  227.  
  228.  
  229. 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:36.639 align:start position:0%
  230. day maybe that's why everyone in town
  231. except<00:01:33.840><c> me</c><00:01:34.080><c> was</c><00:01:34.680><c> too</c><00:01:34.890><c> drunk</c><00:01:35.190><c> to</c><00:01:35.399><c> fight</c><00:01:35.729><c> off</c><00:01:35.910><c> the</c>
  232.  
  233. 00:01:36.639 --> 00:01:36.649 align:start position:0%
  234. except me was too drunk to fight off the
  235.  
  236.  
  237. 00:01:36.649 --> 00:01:39.980 align:start position:0%
  238. except me was too drunk to fight off the
  239. 750<00:01:37.649><c> amorphous</c><00:01:38.369><c> monsters</c><00:01:39.210><c> that</c><00:01:39.479><c> showed</c><00:01:39.780><c> up</c>
  240.  
  241. 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:39.990 align:start position:0%
  242. 750 amorphous monsters that showed up
  243.  
  244.  
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  246. 750 amorphous monsters that showed up
  247. and<00:01:40.200><c> started</c><00:01:40.830><c> consuming</c><00:01:41.759><c> all</c><00:01:42.000><c> the</c><00:01:42.060><c> town's</c>
  248.  
  249. 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:42.570 align:start position:0%
  250. and started consuming all the town's
  251.  
  252.  
  253. 00:01:42.570 --> 00:01:45.620 align:start position:0%
  254. and started consuming all the town's
  255. folk<00:01:42.930><c> they</c><00:01:43.860><c> kept</c><00:01:44.130><c> growing</c><00:01:44.399><c> bigger</c><00:01:44.820><c> and</c><00:01:45.149><c> bigger</c>
  256.  
  257. 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:45.630 align:start position:0%
  258. folk they kept growing bigger and bigger
  259.  
  260.  
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  262. folk they kept growing bigger and bigger
  263. but<00:01:46.440><c> as</c><00:01:46.619><c> soon</c><00:01:46.830><c> as</c><00:01:46.979><c> I</c><00:01:47.160><c> realized</c><00:01:47.369><c> they</c><00:01:47.970><c> were</c>
  264.  
  265. 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:48.030 align:start position:0%
  266. but as soon as I realized they were
  267.  
  268.  
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  270. but as soon as I realized they were
  271. vulnerable<00:01:48.360><c> to</c><00:01:49.080><c> cold</c><00:01:49.289><c> I</c><00:01:49.680><c> made</c><00:01:50.280><c> short</c><00:01:50.759><c> work</c><00:01:50.850><c> of</c>
  272.  
  273. 00:01:51.080 --> 00:01:51.090 align:start position:0%
  274. vulnerable to cold I made short work of
  275.  
  276.  
  277. 00:01:51.090 --> 00:02:00.109 align:start position:0%
  278. vulnerable to cold I made short work of
  279. them<00:01:55.880><c> chapter</c><00:01:56.880><c> 4</c><00:01:57.119><c> so</c><00:01:58.110><c> I</c><00:01:58.140><c> saved</c><00:01:58.560><c> the</c><00:01:58.799><c> town</c><00:01:59.119><c> maybe</c>
  280.  
  281. 00:02:00.109 --> 00:02:00.119 align:start position:0%
  282. them chapter 4 so I saved the town maybe
  283.  
  284.  
  285. 00:02:00.119 --> 00:02:01.399 align:start position:0%
  286. them chapter 4 so I saved the town maybe
  287. even<00:02:00.570><c> the</c><00:02:00.659><c> whole</c><00:02:00.689><c> world</c>
  288.  
  289. 00:02:01.399 --> 00:02:01.409 align:start position:0%
  290. even the whole world
  291.  
  292.  
  293. 00:02:01.409 --> 00:02:04.280 align:start position:0%
  294. even the whole world
  295. the<00:02:02.159><c> response</c><00:02:02.579><c> was</c><00:02:02.790><c> intense</c><00:02:03.450><c> I</c><00:02:03.600><c> received</c><00:02:04.110><c> a</c>
  296.  
  297. 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:04.290 align:start position:0%
  298. the response was intense I received a
  299.  
  300.  
  301. 00:02:04.290 --> 00:02:06.200 align:start position:0%
  302. the response was intense I received a
  303. few<00:02:04.530><c> thousand</c><00:02:05.070><c> communicates</c><00:02:05.729><c> over</c><00:02:06.090><c> the</c>
  304.  
  305. 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:06.210 align:start position:0%
  306. few thousand communicates over the
  307.  
  308.  
  309. 00:02:06.210 --> 00:02:08.690 align:start position:0%
  310. few thousand communicates over the
  311. Telegraph<00:02:06.689><c> in</c><00:02:07.560><c> order</c><00:02:07.860><c> to</c><00:02:08.040><c> meet</c><00:02:08.250><c> all</c><00:02:08.489><c> the</c>
  312.  
  313. 00:02:08.690 --> 00:02:08.700 align:start position:0%
  314. Telegraph in order to meet all the
  315.  
  316.  
  317. 00:02:08.700 --> 00:02:10.969 align:start position:0%
  318. Telegraph in order to meet all the
  319. curious<00:02:09.090><c> scientists</c><00:02:09.840><c> I</c><00:02:10.019><c> had</c><00:02:10.470><c> to</c><00:02:10.590><c> catch</c><00:02:10.829><c> a</c>
  320.  
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  322. curious scientists I had to catch a
  323.  
  324.  
  325. 00:02:10.979 --> 00:02:13.610 align:start position:0%
  326. curious scientists I had to catch a
  327. locomotive<00:02:11.489><c> right</c><00:02:11.940><c> away</c><00:02:12.239><c> but</c><00:02:13.170><c> it</c><00:02:13.260><c> was</c><00:02:13.410><c> tough</c>
  328.  
  329. 00:02:13.610 --> 00:02:13.620 align:start position:0%
  330. locomotive right away but it was tough
  331.  
  332.  
  333. 00:02:13.620 --> 00:02:15.710 align:start position:0%
  334. locomotive right away but it was tough
  335. to<00:02:13.860><c> search</c><00:02:14.100><c> all</c><00:02:14.430><c> four</c><00:02:14.880><c> million</c><00:02:15.150><c> five</c><00:02:15.690><c> hundred</c>
  336.  
  337. 00:02:15.710 --> 00:02:15.720 align:start position:0%
  338. to search all four million five hundred
  339.  
  340.  
  341. 00:02:15.720 --> 00:02:18.170 align:start position:0%
  342. to search all four million five hundred
  343. sixty<00:02:16.590><c> thousand</c><00:02:17.160><c> places</c><00:02:17.610><c> where</c><00:02:17.790><c> they</c><00:02:17.970><c> keep</c>
  344.  
  345. 00:02:18.170 --> 00:02:18.180 align:start position:0%
  346. sixty thousand places where they keep
  347.  
  348.  
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  350. sixty thousand places where they keep
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  362. Chapter five I eventually found it but
  363.  
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  366. Chapter five I eventually found it but
  367. the<00:02:28.400><c> search</c><00:02:28.610><c> had</c><00:02:28.970><c> left</c><00:02:29.209><c> me</c><00:02:29.420><c> all</c><00:02:29.660><c> grimy</c><00:02:30.170><c> so</c>
  368.  
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  370. the search had left me all grimy so
  371.  
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  374. the search had left me all grimy so
  375. after<00:02:31.370><c> I</c><00:02:31.400><c> got</c><00:02:31.580><c> back</c><00:02:31.879><c> to</c><00:02:32.060><c> my</c><00:02:32.209><c> house</c><00:02:32.420><c> I</c><00:02:32.690><c> grabbed</c>
  376.  
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  378. after I got back to my house I grabbed
  379.  
  380.  
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  382. after I got back to my house I grabbed
  383. my<00:02:33.440><c> rubber</c><00:02:33.739><c> ducky</c><00:02:34.160><c> and</c><00:02:34.280><c> did</c><00:02:34.610><c> something</c><00:02:35.090><c> to</c><00:02:35.209><c> get</c>
  384.  
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  386. my rubber ducky and did something to get
  387.  
  388.  
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  390. my rubber ducky and did something to get
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  392.  
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  394. myself cleaned zuv x feeling refreshed I
  395.  
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  398. myself cleaned zuv x feeling refreshed I
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  400.  
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  402. joined my softball team for our weekly
  403.  
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  406. joined my softball team for our weekly
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  408.  
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  410. game I had a good night at the plate and
  411.  
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  414. game I had a good night at the plate and
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  424.  
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  426. chapter six after the game I picked up a
  427.  
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  430. chapter six after the game I picked up a
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  432.  
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  434. few thousand sacks of stuff millet and
  435.  
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  438. few thousand sacks of stuff millet and
  439. sorghum<00:02:58.819><c> and</c><00:02:59.630><c> whatnot</c><00:03:00.140><c> to</c><00:03:00.739><c> fill</c><00:03:00.980><c> up</c><00:03:01.130><c> the</c><00:03:01.310><c> bird</c>
  440.  
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  442. sorghum and whatnot to fill up the bird
  443.  
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  446. sorghum and whatnot to fill up the bird
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  448.  
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  450. feeders we keep on the porch to my
  451.  
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  454. feeders we keep on the porch to my
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  456.  
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  458. surprise I was attacked by 48 beasties
  459.  
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  462. surprise I was attacked by 48 beasties
  463. the<00:03:08.060><c> one</c><00:03:08.269><c> some</c><00:03:08.660><c> people</c><00:03:09.049><c> called</c><00:03:09.349><c> snow</c><00:03:09.860><c> leopards</c>
  464.  
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  466. the one some people called snow leopards
  467.  
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  470. the one some people called snow leopards
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  472.  
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  474. but I turned the tables on them and
  475.  
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  478. but I turned the tables on them and
  479. lickety-split
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  482. lickety-split
  483.  
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  486. lickety-split
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  488.  
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  490. I had them purring and playing with a
  491.  
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  494. I had them purring and playing with a
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  496.  
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  498. big skein of rope like it was yarn I
  499.  
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  502. big skein of rope like it was yarn I
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  512.  
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  514. chapter seven that wasn't exactly legal
  515.  
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  518. chapter seven that wasn't exactly legal
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  520.  
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  522. at the time but I sit on the local
  523.  
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  526. at the time but I sit on the local
  527. legislature<00:03:31.340><c> a</c><00:03:31.609><c> fellow</c><00:03:32.329><c> animal</c><00:03:32.690><c> lover</c>
  528.  
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  530. legislature a fellow animal lover
  531.  
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  534. legislature a fellow animal lover
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  536.  
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  538. introduced a new measure and I did that
  539.  
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  542. introduced a new measure and I did that
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  544.  
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  546. thing where you support it a few
  547.  
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  550. thing where you support it a few
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  552.  
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  554. thousand times the new law
  555.  
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  558. thousand times the new law
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  560.  
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  562. let me foster the animals for a year
  563.  
  564.  
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  566. let me foster the animals for a year
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  568.  
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  570. after all that was settled I went for a
  571.  
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  574. after all that was settled I went for a
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  576.  
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  578. refreshing walk by the beach and
  579.  
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  582. refreshing walk by the beach and
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  584.  
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  586. wouldn't you know it a mermaid popped up
  587.  
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  590. wouldn't you know it a mermaid popped up
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  592.  
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  594. on shore well we performed a gesture of
  595.  
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  598. on shore well we performed a gesture of
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  600.  
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  602. greeting two trillion times not a wave
  603.  
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  606. greeting two trillion times not a wave
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  610. that would have been funny given where
  611.  
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  614. that would have been funny given where
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  624.  
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  626. chapter 8 that mermaid sure was friendly
  627.  
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  630. chapter 8 that mermaid sure was friendly
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  632.  
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  634. she invited me to go for a swim I
  635.  
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  638. she invited me to go for a swim I
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  640.  
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  642. couldn't stay underwater for too long
  643.  
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  646. couldn't stay underwater for too long
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  648.  
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  650. but she had thousands of some kind of
  651.  
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  654. but she had thousands of some kind of
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  656.  
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  658. organ that let her breathe down there
  659.  
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  662. organ that let her breathe down there
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  664.  
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  666. that pumped me up to win twenty five
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  670. that pumped me up to win twenty five
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  674. hundred trophies awarded at some
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  678. hundred trophies awarded at some
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  682. tournaments chapter nine that brings me
  683.  
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  686. tournaments chapter nine that brings me
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  688.  
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  690. back to the cats they were strays so
  691.  
  692.  
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  694. back to the cats they were strays so
  695. after<00:04:34.430><c> my</c><00:04:34.610><c> year</c><00:04:34.910><c> with</c><00:04:35.090><c> them</c><00:04:35.360><c> was</c><00:04:35.540><c> up</c><00:04:35.720><c> I</c><00:04:35.960><c> took</c>
  696.  
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  698. after my year with them was up I took
  699.  
  700.  
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  702. after my year with them was up I took
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  704.  
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  706. them over to I don't know how many
  707.  
  708.  
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  710. them over to I don't know how many
  711. thousands<00:04:39.260><c> of</c><00:04:39.380><c> places</c><00:04:39.650><c> where</c><00:04:40.490><c> you</c><00:04:40.520><c> take</c><00:04:40.850><c> stray</c>
  712.  
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  714. thousands of places where you take stray
  715.  
  716.  
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  718. thousands of places where you take stray
  719. pet<00:04:41.510><c> animals</c><00:04:42.430><c> but</c><00:04:43.430><c> I</c><00:04:43.700><c> must</c><00:04:44.300><c> have</c><00:04:44.480><c> burned</c>
  720.  
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  722. pet animals but I must have burned
  723.  
  724.  
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  726. pet animals but I must have burned
  727. through<00:04:45.020><c> all</c><00:04:45.050><c> the</c><00:04:45.560><c> goodwill</c><00:04:45.770><c> from</c><00:04:46.280><c> the</c><00:04:46.430><c> locals</c>
  728.  
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  730. through all the goodwill from the locals
  731.  
  732.  
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  734. through all the goodwill from the locals
  735. because<00:04:47.540><c> that's</c><00:04:47.810><c> when</c><00:04:48.080><c> a</c><00:04:48.110><c> mob</c><00:04:48.410><c> of</c><00:04:48.800><c> angry</c>
  736.  
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  738. because that's when a mob of angry
  739.  
  740.  
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  742. because that's when a mob of angry
  743. townsfolk<00:04:49.880><c> showed</c><00:04:50.330><c> up</c><00:04:50.540><c> and</c><00:04:50.800><c> inflicted</c><00:04:51.800><c> some</c>
  744.  
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  746. townsfolk showed up and inflicted some
  747.  
  748.  
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  750. townsfolk showed up and inflicted some
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  752.  
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  754. kind of barbaric biblical punishment on
  755.  
  756.  
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  758. kind of barbaric biblical punishment on
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  760.  
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  762. me five hundred times chapter 10 my wife
  763.  
  764.  
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  766. me five hundred times chapter 10 my wife
  767. tended<00:05:03.290><c> to</c><00:05:03.410><c> worry</c><00:05:03.650><c> about</c><00:05:03.860><c> me</c><00:05:04.280><c> what</c><00:05:04.790><c> with</c><00:05:04.970><c> all</c>
  768.  
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  770. tended to worry about me what with all
  771.  
  772.  
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  774. tended to worry about me what with all
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  776.  
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  778. the scrapes and adventures I'd get in
  779.  
  780.  
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  782. the scrapes and adventures I'd get in
  783. but<00:05:08.000><c> I</c><00:05:08.030><c> assured</c><00:05:08.540><c> her</c><00:05:08.780><c> a</c><00:05:08.810><c> few</c><00:05:09.200><c> thousand</c><00:05:09.770><c> times</c>
  784.  
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  786. but I assured her a few thousand times
  787.  
  788.  
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  790. but I assured her a few thousand times
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  792.  
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  794. that like my friend what's-his-name says
  795.  
  796.  
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  798. that like my friend what's-his-name says
  799. I'm<00:05:13.790><c> never</c><00:05:14.150><c> gonna</c><00:05:14.480><c> give</c><00:05:14.810><c> her</c><00:05:15.020><c> up</c><00:05:15.200><c> never</c><00:05:15.890><c> gonna</c>
  800.  
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  802. I'm never gonna give her up never gonna
  803.  
  804.  
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  806. I'm never gonna give her up never gonna
  807. let<00:05:16.490><c> her</c><00:05:16.670><c> down</c><00:05:16.970><c> I</c><00:05:17.270><c> eventually</c><00:05:18.230><c> excused</c><00:05:18.980><c> myself</c>
  808.  
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  810. let her down I eventually excused myself
  811.  
  812.  
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  814. let her down I eventually excused myself
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  816.  
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  818. from the mob after they had petered
  819.  
  820.  
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  822. from the mob after they had petered
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  824.  
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  826. themselves out since it was getting dark
  827.  
  828.  
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  830. themselves out since it was getting dark
  831. by<00:05:24.200><c> the</c><00:05:24.290><c> time</c><00:05:24.410><c> I</c><00:05:24.650><c> got</c><00:05:25.010><c> home</c><00:05:25.250><c> I</c><00:05:25.580><c> plugged</c><00:05:26.300><c> in</c><00:05:26.630><c> six</c>
  832.  
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  834. by the time I got home I plugged in six
  835.  
  836.  
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  838. by the time I got home I plugged in six
  839. thousand<00:05:27.680><c> of</c><00:05:27.860><c> the</c><00:05:28.040><c> kind</c><00:05:28.340><c> of</c><00:05:28.520><c> wires</c><00:05:28.790><c> you</c><00:05:29.240><c> find</c>
  840.  
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  842. thousand of the kind of wires you find
  843.  
  844.  
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  846. thousand of the kind of wires you find
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  848.  
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  850. attached to lamps chapter eleven I
  851.  
  852.  
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  854. attached to lamps chapter eleven I
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  856.  
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  858. thought I'd get to settle in for the
  859.  
  860.  
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  862. thought I'd get to settle in for the
  863. night<00:05:39.050><c> but</c><00:05:39.710><c> no</c><00:05:40.390><c> we</c><00:05:41.390><c> needed</c><00:05:41.750><c> some</c><00:05:41.990><c> things</c><00:05:42.200><c> so</c><00:05:42.920><c> I</c>
  864.  
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  866. night but no we needed some things so I
  867.  
  868.  
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  870. night but no we needed some things so I
  871. had<00:05:43.220><c> to</c><00:05:43.340><c> turn</c><00:05:43.550><c> around</c><00:05:43.670><c> and</c><00:05:44.150><c> head</c><00:05:44.360><c> out</c><00:05:44.510><c> to</c><00:05:44.540><c> the</c>
  872.  
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  874. had to turn around and head out to the
  875.  
  876.  
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  878. had to turn around and head out to the
  879. mall<00:05:45.140><c> I</c><00:05:45.470><c> don't</c><00:05:46.370><c> know</c><00:05:46.580><c> how</c><00:05:46.820><c> many</c><00:05:46.880><c> thousand</c>
  880.  
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  882. mall I don't know how many thousand
  883.  
  884.  
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  886. mall I don't know how many thousand
  887. types<00:05:47.960><c> of</c><00:05:48.230><c> stores</c><00:05:48.560><c> like</c><00:05:48.890><c> Hot</c><00:05:49.160><c> Topic</c><00:05:49.430><c> and</c>
  888.  
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  890. types of stores like Hot Topic and
  891.  
  892.  
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  894. types of stores like Hot Topic and
  895. Barnes<00:05:50.330><c> &amp;</c><00:05:50.510><c> Noble</c><00:05:50.840><c> I</c><00:05:50.960><c> had</c><00:05:51.140><c> to</c><00:05:51.290><c> visit</c><00:05:51.440><c> that</c><00:05:51.860><c> night</c>
  896.  
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  898. Barnes &amp; Noble I had to visit that night
  899.  
  900.  
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  902. Barnes &amp; Noble I had to visit that night
  903. the<00:05:53.150><c> weird</c><00:05:53.360><c> part</c><00:05:53.630><c> was</c><00:05:53.990><c> all</c><00:05:54.200><c> the</c><00:05:54.440><c> birds</c><00:05:54.680><c> just</c>
  904.  
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  906. the weird part was all the birds just
  907.  
  908.  
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  910. the weird part was all the birds just
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  912.  
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  914. sitting there on four thousand of those
  915.  
  916.  
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  918. sitting there on four thousand of those
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  920.  
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  922.  
  923.  
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  928.  
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  930. chapter 12 the birds made me think of my
  931.  
  932.  
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  934. chapter 12 the birds made me think of my
  935. aunt<00:06:06.810><c> who</c><00:06:07.590><c> was</c><00:06:07.620><c> important</c><00:06:08.340><c> anthologized</c><00:06:09.030><c> it</c>
  936.  
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  938. aunt who was important anthologized it
  939.  
  940.  
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  942. aunt who was important anthologized it
  943. was<00:06:09.930><c> strange</c><00:06:10.320><c> the</c><00:06:10.710><c> poor</c><00:06:11.190><c> dear</c><00:06:11.460><c> couldn't</c><00:06:12.120><c> stop</c>
  944.  
  945. 00:06:12.350 --> 00:06:12.360 align:start position:0%
  946. was strange the poor dear couldn't stop
  947.  
  948.  
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  950. was strange the poor dear couldn't stop
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  952.  
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  954. eating dirt and glass the doctors have a
  955.  
  956.  
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  958. eating dirt and glass the doctors have a
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  960.  
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  962. name for it and she had a few thousand
  963.  
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  966. name for it and she had a few thousand
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  968.  
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  970. cases of it but I digress let me get
  971.  
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  974. cases of it but I digress let me get
  975. back<00:06:20.880><c> to</c><00:06:20.940><c> the</c><00:06:21.380><c> 48,000</c><00:06:22.380><c> underlying</c><00:06:22.949><c> purposes</c>
  976.  
  977. 00:06:23.629 --> 00:06:23.639 align:start position:0%
  978. back to the 48,000 underlying purposes
  979.  
  980.  
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  982. back to the 48,000 underlying purposes
  983. of<00:06:23.850><c> telling</c><00:06:24.240><c> this</c><00:06:24.510><c> story</c><00:06:27.410><c> chapter</c><00:06:28.410><c> 13</c>
  984.  
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  986. of telling this story chapter 13
  987.  
  988.  
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  990. of telling this story chapter 13
  991. remember<00:06:30.389><c> all</c><00:06:30.570><c> the</c><00:06:30.750><c> tournament's</c><00:06:31.290><c> I</c><00:06:31.410><c> had</c><00:06:31.620><c> won</c>
  992.  
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  994. remember all the tournament's I had won
  995.  
  996.  
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  998. remember all the tournament's I had won
  999. my<00:06:32.699><c> fellow</c><00:06:32.970><c> competitors</c><00:06:33.300><c> were</c><00:06:33.990><c> no</c><00:06:34.199><c> pushovers</c>
  1000.  
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  1002. my fellow competitors were no pushovers
  1003.  
  1004.  
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  1006. my fellow competitors were no pushovers
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  1008.  
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  1010. quite the opposite I was up against a
  1011.  
  1012.  
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  1014. quite the opposite I was up against a
  1015. woman<00:06:38.190><c> who</c><00:06:38.220><c> had</c><00:06:38.550><c> been</c><00:06:38.760><c> bitten</c><00:06:38.970><c> by</c><00:06:39.180><c> Dracula</c>
  1016.  
  1017. 00:06:39.770 --> 00:06:39.780 align:start position:0%
  1018. woman who had been bitten by Dracula
  1019.  
  1020.  
  1021. 00:06:39.780 --> 00:06:43.070 align:start position:0%
  1022. woman who had been bitten by Dracula
  1023. himself<00:06:40.229><c> and</c><00:06:40.970><c> umpteen</c><00:06:41.970><c> thousand</c><00:06:42.570><c> of</c><00:06:42.690><c> our</c><00:06:42.840><c> name</c>
  1024.  
  1025. 00:06:43.070 --> 00:06:43.080 align:start position:0%
  1026. himself and umpteen thousand of our name
  1027.  
  1028.  
  1029. 00:06:43.080 --> 00:06:46.010 align:start position:0%
  1030. himself and umpteen thousand of our name
  1031. sakes<00:06:43.400><c> I'm</c><00:06:44.400><c> sure</c><00:06:44.699><c> you</c><00:06:44.850><c> know</c><00:06:45.030><c> who</c><00:06:45.210><c> I</c><00:06:45.240><c> mean</c><00:06:45.660><c> I</c>
  1032.  
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  1034. sakes I'm sure you know who I mean I
  1035.  
  1036.  
  1037. 00:06:46.020 --> 00:06:48.800 align:start position:0%
  1038. sakes I'm sure you know who I mean I
  1039. know<00:06:46.590><c> this</c><00:06:46.949><c> all</c><00:06:47.220><c> sounds</c><00:06:47.250><c> like</c><00:06:47.760><c> bragging</c><00:06:48.389><c> but</c>
  1040.  
  1041. 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:48.810 align:start position:0%
  1042. know this all sounds like bragging but
  1043.  
  1044.  
  1045. 00:06:48.810 --> 00:06:52.159 align:start position:0%
  1046. know this all sounds like bragging but
  1047. the<00:06:48.990><c> fact</c><00:06:49.229><c> is</c><00:06:49.470><c> I</c><00:06:49.710><c> have</c><00:06:50.060><c> 250</c><00:06:51.060><c> skills</c><00:06:51.389><c> I</c><00:06:51.690><c> know</c>
  1048.  
  1049. 00:06:52.159 --> 00:06:52.169 align:start position:0%
  1050. the fact is I have 250 skills I know
  1051.  
  1052.  
  1053. 00:06:52.169 --> 00:06:58.670 align:start position:0%
  1054. the fact is I have 250 skills I know
  1055. there's<00:06:52.620><c> a</c><00:06:52.710><c> term</c><00:06:52.949><c> for</c><00:06:53.010><c> that</c><00:06:56.539><c> chapter</c><00:06:57.539><c> 14</c><00:06:58.289><c> that</c>
  1056.  
  1057. 00:06:58.670 --> 00:06:58.680 align:start position:0%
  1058. there's a term for that chapter 14 that
  1059.  
  1060.  
  1061. 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:00.830 align:start position:0%
  1062. there's a term for that chapter 14 that
  1063. explains<00:06:59.580><c> why</c><00:06:59.850><c> I've</c><00:07:00.030><c> had</c><00:07:00.240><c> so</c><00:07:00.479><c> many</c><00:07:00.630><c> adventures</c>
  1064.  
  1065. 00:07:00.830 --> 00:07:00.840 align:start position:0%
  1066. explains why I've had so many adventures
  1067.  
  1068.  
  1069. 00:07:00.840 --> 00:07:03.969 align:start position:0%
  1070. explains why I've had so many adventures
  1071. I<00:07:01.530><c> especially</c><00:07:02.250><c> like</c><00:07:02.760><c> traveling</c><00:07:03.389><c> to</c><00:07:03.539><c> Israel</c>
  1072.  
  1073. 00:07:03.969 --> 00:07:03.979 align:start position:0%
  1074. I especially like traveling to Israel
  1075.  
  1076.  
  1077. 00:07:03.979 --> 00:07:06.650 align:start position:0%
  1078. I especially like traveling to Israel
  1079. there's<00:07:04.979><c> a</c><00:07:05.070><c> port</c><00:07:05.370><c> city</c><00:07:05.580><c> there</c><00:07:05.970><c> that</c><00:07:06.270><c> I've</c><00:07:06.419><c> been</c>
  1080.  
  1081. 00:07:06.650 --> 00:07:06.660 align:start position:0%
  1082. there's a port city there that I've been
  1083.  
  1084.  
  1085. 00:07:06.660 --> 00:07:09.830 align:start position:0%
  1086. there's a port city there that I've been
  1087. to<00:07:06.900><c> thousands</c><00:07:07.710><c> of</c><00:07:07.830><c> times</c><00:07:08.210><c> the</c><00:07:09.210><c> last</c><00:07:09.450><c> time</c><00:07:09.810><c> I</c>
  1088.  
  1089. 00:07:09.830 --> 00:07:09.840 align:start position:0%
  1090. to thousands of times the last time I
  1091.  
  1092.  
  1093. 00:07:09.840 --> 00:07:12.379 align:start position:0%
  1094. to thousands of times the last time I
  1095. visited<00:07:10.470><c> however</c><00:07:10.889><c> it</c><00:07:11.580><c> was</c><00:07:11.760><c> overrun</c><00:07:12.150><c> by</c>
  1096.  
  1097. 00:07:12.379 --> 00:07:12.389 align:start position:0%
  1098. visited however it was overrun by
  1099.  
  1100.  
  1101. 00:07:12.389 --> 00:07:13.460 align:start position:0%
  1102. visited however it was overrun by
  1103. werewolves
  1104.  
  1105. 00:07:13.460 --> 00:07:13.470 align:start position:0%
  1106. werewolves
  1107.  
  1108.  
  1109. 00:07:13.470 --> 00:07:17.029 align:start position:0%
  1110. werewolves
  1111. I<00:07:13.500><c> had</c><00:07:14.280><c> to</c><00:07:14.460><c> stealthily</c><00:07:15.139><c> concealed</c><00:07:16.139><c> myself</c><00:07:16.410><c> if</c>
  1112.  
  1113. 00:07:17.029 --> 00:07:17.039 align:start position:0%
  1114. I had to stealthily concealed myself if
  1115.  
  1116.  
  1117. 00:07:17.039 --> 00:07:19.670 align:start position:0%
  1118. I had to stealthily concealed myself if
  1119. you<00:07:17.250><c> get</c><00:07:17.490><c> my</c><00:07:17.700><c> gist</c><00:07:18.030><c> a</c><00:07:18.330><c> hundred</c><00:07:18.960><c> times</c><00:07:19.200><c> while</c>
  1120.  
  1121. 00:07:19.670 --> 00:07:19.680 align:start position:0%
  1122. you get my gist a hundred times while
  1123.  
  1124.  
  1125. 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:26.990 align:start position:0%
  1126. you get my gist a hundred times while
  1127. making<00:07:19.979><c> my</c><00:07:20.340><c> escape</c><00:07:24.410><c> chapter</c><00:07:25.410><c> 50</c><00:07:25.860><c> it</c><00:07:26.760><c> was</c>
  1128.  
  1129. 00:07:26.990 --> 00:07:27.000 align:start position:0%
  1130. making my escape chapter 50 it was
  1131.  
  1132.  
  1133. 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:29.450 align:start position:0%
  1134. making my escape chapter 50 it was
  1135. terrifying<00:07:27.530><c> some</c><00:07:28.530><c> of</c><00:07:28.710><c> those</c><00:07:28.889><c> were</c><00:07:29.190><c> wolves</c>
  1136.  
  1137. 00:07:29.450 --> 00:07:29.460 align:start position:0%
  1138. terrifying some of those were wolves
  1139.  
  1140.  
  1141. 00:07:29.460 --> 00:07:32.689 align:start position:0%
  1142. terrifying some of those were wolves
  1143. seemed<00:07:29.880><c> hit</c><00:07:30.180><c> but</c><00:07:31.080><c> a</c><00:07:31.110><c> few</c><00:07:31.440><c> thousand</c><00:07:32.070><c> were</c><00:07:32.280><c> not</c>
  1144.  
  1145. 00:07:32.689 --> 00:07:32.699 align:start position:0%
  1146. seemed hit but a few thousand were not
  1147.  
  1148.  
  1149. 00:07:32.699 --> 00:07:34.219 align:start position:0%
  1150. seemed hit but a few thousand were not
  1151. cooled<00:07:33.300><c> at</c><00:07:33.720><c> yo</c>
  1152.  
  1153. 00:07:34.219 --> 00:07:34.229 align:start position:0%
  1154. cooled at yo
  1155.  
  1156.  
  1157. 00:07:34.229 --> 00:07:36.500 align:start position:0%
  1158. cooled at yo
  1159. which<00:07:34.830><c> reminds</c><00:07:35.310><c> me</c><00:07:35.490><c> of</c><00:07:35.580><c> the</c><00:07:35.699><c> time</c><00:07:36.060><c> I</c><00:07:36.090><c> was</c><00:07:36.360><c> in</c>
  1160.  
  1161. 00:07:36.500 --> 00:07:36.510 align:start position:0%
  1162. which reminds me of the time I was in
  1163.  
  1164.  
  1165. 00:07:36.510 --> 00:07:39.529 align:start position:0%
  1166. which reminds me of the time I was in
  1167. the<00:07:36.660><c> military</c><00:07:37.039><c> it</c><00:07:38.039><c> was</c><00:07:38.220><c> me</c><00:07:38.430><c> and</c><00:07:38.639><c> nine</c><00:07:38.910><c> thousand</c>
  1168.  
  1169. 00:07:39.529 --> 00:07:39.539 align:start position:0%
  1170. the military it was me and nine thousand
  1171.  
  1172.  
  1173. 00:07:39.539 --> 00:07:41.390 align:start position:0%
  1174. the military it was me and nine thousand
  1175. officers<00:07:39.690><c> you</c><00:07:40.410><c> know</c><00:07:40.590><c> what</c><00:07:40.800><c> I'm</c><00:07:40.919><c> talking</c><00:07:41.340><c> about</c>
  1176.  
  1177. 00:07:41.390 --> 00:07:41.400 align:start position:0%
  1178. officers you know what I'm talking about
  1179.  
  1180.  
  1181. 00:07:41.400 --> 00:07:47.129 align:start position:0%
  1182. officers you know what I'm talking about
  1183. the<00:07:42.150><c> high</c><00:07:42.419><c> ranking</c><00:07:42.930><c> folks</c>
  1184.  
  1185. 00:07:47.129 --> 00:07:47.139 align:start position:0%
  1186.  
  1187.  
  1188.  
  1189. 00:07:47.139 --> 00:07:50.920 align:start position:0%
  1190.  
  1191. chapter<00:07:48.139><c> 60</c><00:07:48.620><c> we</c><00:07:49.220><c> had</c><00:07:49.460><c> all</c><00:07:49.729><c> hunkered</c><00:07:50.180><c> down</c><00:07:50.240><c> in</c><00:07:50.810><c> a</c>
  1192.  
  1193. 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:50.930 align:start position:0%
  1194. chapter 60 we had all hunkered down in a
  1195.  
  1196.  
  1197. 00:07:50.930 --> 00:07:53.740 align:start position:0%
  1198. chapter 60 we had all hunkered down in a
  1199. pig<00:07:51.139><c> farm</c><00:07:51.440><c> right</c><00:07:52.160><c> in</c><00:07:52.400><c> front</c><00:07:52.699><c> of</c><00:07:52.880><c> thousands</c><00:07:53.569><c> of</c>
  1200.  
  1201. 00:07:53.740 --> 00:07:53.750 align:start position:0%
  1202. pig farm right in front of thousands of
  1203.  
  1204.  
  1205. 00:07:53.750 --> 00:07:56.290 align:start position:0%
  1206. pig farm right in front of thousands of
  1207. the<00:07:53.930><c> creatures</c><00:07:54.759><c> particularly</c><00:07:55.759><c> the</c><00:07:55.970><c> parts</c>
  1208.  
  1209. 00:07:56.290 --> 00:07:56.300 align:start position:0%
  1210. the creatures particularly the parts
  1211.  
  1212.  
  1213. 00:07:56.300 --> 00:07:58.450 align:start position:0%
  1214. the creatures particularly the parts
  1215. with<00:07:56.539><c> their</c><00:07:56.780><c> snouts</c><00:07:57.139><c> ears</c><00:07:57.680><c> and</c><00:07:58.069><c> beady</c><00:07:58.280><c> little</c>
  1216.  
  1217. 00:07:58.450 --> 00:07:58.460 align:start position:0%
  1218. with their snouts ears and beady little
  1219.  
  1220.  
  1221. 00:07:58.460 --> 00:08:01.719 align:start position:0%
  1222. with their snouts ears and beady little
  1223. eyes<00:07:58.910><c> I</c><00:07:59.330><c> can't</c><00:08:00.199><c> believe</c><00:08:00.530><c> I</c><00:08:00.740><c> escaped</c><00:08:01.220><c> with</c><00:08:01.370><c> my</c>
  1224.  
  1225. 00:08:01.719 --> 00:08:01.729 align:start position:0%
  1226. eyes I can't believe I escaped with my
  1227.  
  1228.  
  1229. 00:08:01.729 --> 00:08:04.330 align:start position:0%
  1230. eyes I can't believe I escaped with my
  1231. life<00:08:01.970><c> I</c><00:08:02.300><c> stubbed</c><00:08:03.229><c> out</c><00:08:03.440><c> the</c><00:08:03.680><c> remainder</c><00:08:04.069><c> of</c><00:08:04.220><c> my</c>
  1232.  
  1233. 00:08:04.330 --> 00:08:04.340 align:start position:0%
  1234. life I stubbed out the remainder of my
  1235.  
  1236.  
  1237. 00:08:04.340 --> 00:08:06.760 align:start position:0%
  1238. life I stubbed out the remainder of my
  1239. cigarette<00:08:05.060><c> eleven</c><00:08:05.660><c> thousand</c><00:08:06.229><c> times</c><00:08:06.470><c> and</c>
  1240.  
  1241. 00:08:06.760 --> 00:08:06.770 align:start position:0%
  1242. cigarette eleven thousand times and
  1243.  
  1244.  
  1245. 00:08:06.770 --> 00:08:12.400 align:start position:0%
  1246. cigarette eleven thousand times and
  1247. swore<00:08:07.460><c> I'd</c><00:08:07.819><c> never</c><00:08:07.849><c> smoke</c><00:08:08.599><c> again</c><00:08:11.410><c> Chapter</c>
  1248.  
  1249. 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:12.410 align:start position:0%
  1250. swore I'd never smoke again Chapter
  1251.  
  1252.  
  1253. 00:08:12.410 --> 00:08:15.999 align:start position:0%
  1254. swore I'd never smoke again Chapter
  1255. seventeen<00:08:13.720><c> just</c><00:08:14.720><c> then</c><00:08:15.020><c> a</c><00:08:15.199><c> few</c><00:08:15.500><c> thousand</c>
  1256.  
  1257. 00:08:15.999 --> 00:08:16.009 align:start position:0%
  1258. seventeen just then a few thousand
  1259.  
  1260.  
  1261. 00:08:16.009 --> 00:08:18.070 align:start position:0%
  1262. seventeen just then a few thousand
  1263. little<00:08:16.250><c> dudes</c><00:08:16.520><c> that</c><00:08:16.910><c> looked</c><00:08:17.180><c> like</c><00:08:17.270><c> elves</c><00:08:17.840><c> ran</c>
  1264.  
  1265. 00:08:18.070 --> 00:08:18.080 align:start position:0%
  1266. little dudes that looked like elves ran
  1267.  
  1268.  
  1269. 00:08:18.080 --> 00:08:20.589 align:start position:0%
  1270. little dudes that looked like elves ran
  1271. up<00:08:18.319><c> to</c><00:08:18.349><c> me</c><00:08:18.650><c> they</c><00:08:19.400><c> were</c><00:08:19.460><c> each</c><00:08:19.729><c> holding</c><00:08:20.180><c> a</c><00:08:20.300><c> sword</c>
  1272.  
  1273. 00:08:20.589 --> 00:08:20.599 align:start position:0%
  1274. up to me they were each holding a sword
  1275.  
  1276.  
  1277. 00:08:20.599 --> 00:08:21.760 align:start position:0%
  1278. up to me they were each holding a sword
  1279. and<00:08:20.990><c> a</c><00:08:21.199><c> boomerang</c>
  1280.  
  1281. 00:08:21.760 --> 00:08:21.770 align:start position:0%
  1282. and a boomerang
  1283.  
  1284.  
  1285. 00:08:21.770 --> 00:08:23.890 align:start position:0%
  1286. and a boomerang
  1287. and<00:08:22.009><c> wanted</c><00:08:22.789><c> me</c><00:08:22.940><c> to</c><00:08:22.970><c> help</c><00:08:23.240><c> them</c><00:08:23.479><c> save</c><00:08:23.750><c> a</c>
  1288.  
  1289. 00:08:23.890 --> 00:08:23.900 align:start position:0%
  1290. and wanted me to help them save a
  1291.  
  1292.  
  1293. 00:08:23.900 --> 00:08:26.170 align:start position:0%
  1294. and wanted me to help them save a
  1295. princess<00:08:24.590><c> they</c><00:08:25.250><c> made</c><00:08:25.460><c> a</c><00:08:25.490><c> Twilight</c><00:08:26.150><c> Zone</c>
  1296.  
  1297. 00:08:26.170 --> 00:08:26.180 align:start position:0%
  1298. princess they made a Twilight Zone
  1299.  
  1300.  
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  1302. princess they made a Twilight Zone
  1303. episode<00:08:26.479><c> out</c><00:08:27.409><c> of</c><00:08:27.440><c> that</c><00:08:27.770><c> adventure</c><00:08:28.130><c> in</c><00:08:29.030><c> fact</c>
  1304.  
  1305. 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:29.449 align:start position:0%
  1306. episode out of that adventure in fact
  1307.  
  1308.  
  1309. 00:08:29.449 --> 00:08:33.370 align:start position:0%
  1310. episode out of that adventure in fact
  1311. the<00:08:29.840><c> narrator</c><00:08:30.319><c> whoever</c><00:08:31.009><c> he</c><00:08:31.250><c> was</c><00:08:31.460><c> made</c><00:08:32.180><c> 200</c><00:08:33.110><c> of</c>
  1312.  
  1313. 00:08:33.370 --> 00:08:33.380 align:start position:0%
  1314. the narrator whoever he was made 200 of
  1315.  
  1316.  
  1317. 00:08:33.380 --> 00:08:40.089 align:start position:0%
  1318. the narrator whoever he was made 200 of
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  1320.  
  1321. 00:08:40.089 --> 00:08:40.099 align:start position:0%
  1322. them chapter 18 I love working in
  1323.  
  1324.  
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  1326. them chapter 18 I love working in
  1327. Hollywood<00:08:40.339><c> after</c><00:08:41.060><c> each</c><00:08:41.479><c> day</c><00:08:41.779><c> of</c><00:08:41.899><c> filming</c><00:08:42.320><c> I</c>
  1328.  
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  1330. Hollywood after each day of filming I
  1331.  
  1332.  
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  1334. Hollywood after each day of filming I
  1335. take<00:08:42.890><c> the</c><00:08:43.190><c> cast</c><00:08:43.459><c> and</c><00:08:43.820><c> crew</c><00:08:43.849><c> out</c><00:08:44.330><c> for</c><00:08:44.630><c> drinks</c><00:08:44.959><c> it</c>
  1336.  
  1337. 00:08:45.699 --> 00:08:45.709 align:start position:0%
  1338. take the cast and crew out for drinks it
  1339.  
  1340.  
  1341. 00:08:45.709 --> 00:08:48.250 align:start position:0%
  1342. take the cast and crew out for drinks it
  1343. was<00:08:45.890><c> always</c><00:08:46.100><c> my</c><00:08:46.490><c> treat</c><00:08:46.850><c> I</c><00:08:47.149><c> must</c><00:08:47.870><c> have</c><00:08:48.080><c> done</c>
  1344.  
  1345. 00:08:48.250 --> 00:08:48.260 align:start position:0%
  1346. was always my treat I must have done
  1347.  
  1348.  
  1349. 00:08:48.260 --> 00:08:50.230 align:start position:0%
  1350. was always my treat I must have done
  1351. that<00:08:48.470><c> thing</c><00:08:48.800><c> to</c><00:08:49.040><c> the</c><00:08:49.190><c> bill</c><00:08:49.370><c> where</c><00:08:49.760><c> you</c><00:08:49.880><c> pick</c><00:08:50.089><c> it</c>
  1352.  
  1353. 00:08:50.230 --> 00:08:50.240 align:start position:0%
  1354. that thing to the bill where you pick it
  1355.  
  1356.  
  1357. 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:52.300 align:start position:0%
  1358. that thing to the bill where you pick it
  1359. up<00:08:50.390><c> a</c><00:08:50.630><c> few</c><00:08:51.200><c> thousand</c><00:08:51.770><c> times</c>
  1360.  
  1361. 00:08:52.300 --> 00:08:52.310 align:start position:0%
  1362. up a few thousand times
  1363.  
  1364.  
  1365. 00:08:52.310 --> 00:08:54.639 align:start position:0%
  1366. up a few thousand times
  1367. I<00:08:52.430><c> know</c><00:08:53.029><c> these</c><00:08:53.510><c> stories</c><00:08:54.020><c> sound</c><00:08:54.320><c> hard</c><00:08:54.589><c> to</c>
  1368.  
  1369. 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:54.649 align:start position:0%
  1370. I know these stories sound hard to
  1371.  
  1372.  
  1373. 00:08:54.649 --> 00:08:57.250 align:start position:0%
  1374. I know these stories sound hard to
  1375. believe<00:08:54.800><c> but</c><00:08:55.640><c> I'm</c><00:08:55.820><c> sure</c><00:08:56.120><c> you</c><00:08:56.360><c> understand</c><00:08:57.020><c> them</c>
  1376.  
  1377. 00:08:57.250 --> 00:08:57.260 align:start position:0%
  1378. believe but I'm sure you understand them
  1379.  
  1380.  
  1381. 00:08:57.260 --> 00:09:00.010 align:start position:0%
  1382. believe but I'm sure you understand them
  1383. or<00:08:57.500><c> comprehend</c><00:08:58.160><c> them</c><00:08:58.399><c> or</c><00:08:58.820><c> whatever</c><00:08:59.209><c> three</c>
  1384.  
  1385. 00:09:00.010 --> 00:09:00.020 align:start position:0%
  1386. or comprehend them or whatever three
  1387.  
  1388.  
  1389. 00:09:00.020 --> 00:09:03.970 align:start position:0%
  1390. or comprehend them or whatever three
  1391. thousand<00:09:00.589><c> times</c><00:09:00.740><c> better</c><00:09:01.100><c> than</c><00:09:01.250><c> before</c>
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