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Nayru United, Session 2

Oct 27th, 2017
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  1. <DM> *LAST TIME ON ZEE YOU ARE PEE JEE!- okay I'm not saying it that way ever again
  2. <DM> *Trying to find and collect all 151 Pokemon- I mean all 5 Nayru's Love Shards, you went to Ikana Valley, where supposedly the Crystalline Poe and the last Shard were. Together with Strife, and 10 frigin' rounds later, you defeated the great boss.
  3. <DM> *Once it was a soul, you were then again to communicate with it, finding out someone was controlling the Poe, and there's apparently a curse seeded deep within the shards. With Strife, the two of you head into the Stone Tower Temple, where, in theory... the answers await within.
  4. <DM> -=SESSION STARTO=-
  5. <DM> *You tumble through the darkness for a bit, the echoes of your footsteps gradually coming to a stop. Suddenly, the ground shakes underneath, and two slabs of stone ahead of you separate to bring forth the great light!
  6. * Sephiroth is suddenly blinded by plot.
  7. <DM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvohXgIKTgU
  8. <Kefka> YouTube: Blinded By Light (Extended Version) - Final Fantasy XIII Music Extended - Views: 1,095,938 - Length: 30:01 - Uploaded: 2013-09-17 - User: BrawlBRSTMs3 X - Likes: 6,732 - Dislikes: 89
  9. <DM> *Ahead, the first room, a box of ancient, dusty bricks, illuminated by some scattered torches among some rubble. The room isn't exactly in the greatest shape, it would seem.
  10. * Sephiroth enters the ancient room.
  11. <DM> *On the far side, a locked door. You see a large crate in the middle of the room, easily 5 times your size, doubt you move it. There's a blue switch nearby. On the ceiling directly above the crate, there appears to be a floor switch.... except I suppose it's more like a ceiling switch.
  12. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, it's a box that can contain my senility!
  13. <DM> *Note, the ceiling is 30 feet up.
  14. * Sephiroth face-palms as he approaches the blue switch.
  15. <DM> [Strife]: How do you do this face-palm thing all the time? I see no palm trees around...
  16. <DM> *Blue switch is on the floor. Looks like a crystal of some sort, implanted into the ground. Try hitting it, perhaps?
  17. * Sephiroth pokes the blue switch.
  18. <DM> *The blue switch is offended, but it turns orange. Suddenly, the gravity in the room flips! The crate falls towards the ceiling, landing on the ceiling/floor/whatever switch, unlocking the door ahead. Unfortunately..... you guys aren't exactly immune to fall damage. Roll Courage vs. 30 successes each!
  19. <DM> $25d10 Strife
  20. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 2, 6, 7, 5, 9, 1, 4, 5, 9, 4, 2, 6, 8, 4, 5, 7, 8, 4, 3, 2, 8, 3 and 8. Total: 134. Successes: 15.
  21. <Sephiroth> $21d10
  22. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 8, 1, 6, 2, 10, 9, 4, 5, 5, 8, 4, 6, 2, 8, 5, 5, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 124. Successes: 18.
  23. <DM> *Strife lands and breaks his legs. No worries, his senility can carry him up!
  24. <DM> *Sephiroth, since you were next to the crate, you use it to break your fall, only taking 2 Neutral Damage instead of 12.
  25. <DM> [Strife]: Holy friggidity, are ye tryin' ta kill me?!
  26. <DM> [Strife]: THAT'S NOT HOW FISICS WORKS!
  27. <Sephiroth> 29h, 23m
  28. <DM> *I should note, the door to the next room is made of wood.
  29. <DM> Strife: 12h, 6m || 3 Layers
  30. <DM> [Strife]: This armor is kinda heavy, it's almost as much of a burden as me mind!
  31. * Sephiroth grabs Strife by the ear, pulls out his longshot and fires a harpoon towards the door.
  32. <Sephiroth> $31d10
  33. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 8, 2, 8, 1, 3, 6, 3, 1, 9, 3, 8, 9, 9, 10, 9, 7, 4, 3, 2, 2, 7, 8, 3, 5, 2, 7, 5, 2 and 9. Total: 163. Successes: 17.
  34. <DM> *He hardly hears how you did that, but given he doesn't know how to physics, his ear can't tell the difference.
  35. <DM> *The two of you longshot to the door, incidentally kicking it open in the process. You find yourself flipping once more upon entering, dropping 1 foot to the floor. No worries, fall damage only applies to drops higher than 5 feet.
  36. <DM> [Strife]: Ack, me ear! I kin 'ardly 'ear!
  37. * Sephiroth stands up and dusts himself off.
  38. <DM> *Next room, it's a similar setup, same ceiling height. Heavy crate of doom on the floor, blue crystal switch on the floor next to it, ceiling switch above the crate, and sealed door on the other side. However, in one corner of the room, on the ceiling, there's also a smaller ceiling switch and a hookshot post.
  39. <DM> *There is also two white-robed figures in the room. They turn to look at you and immediately draw their weapons.
  40. <DM> [Brute]: Hey, you dere, you ain't s'pose ta be 'ere! Me thoughts da big Poe minion we subs-jugated was s'pose ta be blockin' da entrance!
  41. <DM> *You notice both of them have triforce symbols on their robes, the top-most triangle being blue. Also, both of these Hylian fellows have yellow eyes. Hmm, sounds familiar...
  42. <Sephiroth> So what if it was?
  43. <DM> [Brute]: Err... uhhh... YE SHOULDA... UHHH... ASKED FER ITS... PERSIMMONS
  44. <DM> *The other one with a big tower shield speaks up.
  45. <DM> [Defender]: Dat's permissions ya big dolt!
  46. <Sephiroth> Persimmons? Where? They're tasty.
  47. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, I think if I bleed enough, I can taste them at death's door!
  48. * Sephiroth enters fighting stance.
  49. <DM> *Roll inits!
  50. <Sephiroth> $init r
  51. <Navi> Sephiroth: No battle in progress.
  52. <Sephiroth> $init 1d10
  53. <Navi> Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  54. <DM> $init 1d10 Strife
  55. <Navi> DM: Strife's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 6.
  56. <DM> Enemy stats - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1147-post-2680.html#pid2680
  57. <Kefka> ZURPG: 10-16-2017: Nayru United
  58. <DM> $init 1d10 Brute
  59. <Navi> DM: Brute's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 7.
  60. <DM> $init 1d10 Defender
  61. <Navi> DM: Defender's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 5.
  62. <DM> $init s
  63. <Navi> Round 1: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  64. <DM> [Strife]: Eh, is that all fer these scrawny fellas? We kin take 'em, easy!
  65. * Sephiroth casts Steel Shadows on Strife, then pulls out his Augmented Wizzrobe Wand and sets it to focused mode. He then grins as he eyes the Brute. ...
  66. * Sephiroth fires a focused blast at the brute!
  67. <Sephiroth> Focused:
  68. <Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom +12 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  69. <Sephiroth> Damage: +0
  70. <Sephiroth> $33d10
  71. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 7, 10, 4, 7, 3, 9, 10, 3, 7, 3, 1, 6, 1, 1, 4, 8, 4, 7, 9, 5, 3, 7, 8, 8, 9, 5, 2, 10, 3, 10 and 6. Total: 194. Successes: 25.
  72. <DM> *By the way, both of them are suspiciously near the crate and switch already...
  73. <DM> $12d10 Brute
  74. <Navi> DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 9, 6, 2, 7, 6, 4, 4, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
  75. <DM> *With a whiff of your wand, the Brute stumbles backwards in pain!
  76. <DM> 25 - 10 = 15 - 2 = 13 damage!
  77. <Sephiroth> 29h, 19m
  78. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  79. <Navi> Round 1: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  80. <DM> *Brute uses Single Retaliate!
  81. <DM> *He returns the favor, going for a Slash attack from the White Sword!
  82. <DM> Slash:
  83. <DM> Roll your Courage +6 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  84. <DM> Damage: +0
  85. <DM> $39d10 Brute
  86. <Navi> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 3, 5, 9, 10, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 10, 9, 5, 1, 9, 7, 10, 5, 6, 9, 3, 2, 1, 10, 8, 4, 4, 5, 9, 3, 3, 3, 6, 8, 2, 5, 2 and 4. Total: 204. Successes: 25.
  87. <Sephiroth> $23d10
  88. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 2, 5, 6, 10, 9, 6, 9, 6, 6, 3, 2, 5, 6, 3, 5, 5, 10, 9, 9, 5, 7 and 1. Total: 136. Successes: 20.
  89. <DM> [Brute]: WHA-
  90. <DM> *Brute kindly bounces off of Sephiroth's armor.
  91. <DM> [Brute]: Why ye... WHY YEW LITTLE-
  92. <Sephiroth> 25 - 20 = 5 - 7 = (lol armor)
  93. <DM> *Brute... then proceeds to hit the switch!
  94. <DM> [Strife]: FFFFFFFFFFFF
  95. <DM> *Still a 30 foot drop, unless you're near the crate, which is 20 foot drop.
  96. <DM> *The crystal turns orange, and gravity flips!
  97. <DM> *Everyone roll Courage!
  98. <DM> $28d10 Brute
  99. <Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 7, 6, 1, 1, 7, 5, 7, 8, 9, 3, 8, 8, 9, 6, 3, 4, 9, 4, 9, 4, 7, 3, 9, 7, 2 and 7. Total: 171. Successes: 20.
  100. <Sephiroth> $21d10
  101. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 7, 9, 8, 4, 4, 9, 4, 10, 3, 1, 8, 2, 3, 5, 9, 2, 1, 1 and 5. Total: 105. Successes: 11.
  102. <DM> $14d10 Defender
  103. <Navi> DM: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 4, 3, 1, 7, 1, 8, 8, 7, 9, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 80. Successes: 10.
  104. <DM> *BRUTE, ROLLOFF W/ CRATE
  105. <DM> $28d10 Brute
  106. <Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4, 1, 8, 6, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 5, 10, 3, 10, 4, 6, 1, 10, 6, 8, 7, 3 and 6. Total: 132. Successes: 16.
  107. <DM> $15d10 Strife
  108. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 3, 5, 4, 4, 6, 5, 5, 10, 6, 2, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 79. Successes: 12.
  109. <DM> *Strife just splats against the ground, his armor screwing him over.
  110. <DM> *No worries, he'll return to life... as long as ye win this.
  111. <DM> *Brute then uses Reverse Cover on Defender.
  112. <DM> $endturn
  113. <Navi> Round 1: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  114. <DM> [Strife]: HUUUURK!
  115. <DM> $endturn
  116. <Navi> Round 1: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  117. <DM> *Defender took a nasty fall, but still remains strong.
  118. <Sephiroth> 11h, 19m | OW
  119. <DM> [Defender]: Ack, me legs can't take another hit.
  120. <DM> *Note, the seal on the door is open, though it's not a wooden door this time. There appears to be a metal plating on it.
  121. <DM> [Defender]: Long as dey don't get da other switch, dey can't hook da door!
  122. <DM> [Defender]: WE'RE GUNNA BE HEROES MATEY, WE LITTLE RUNTS ARE GUNNA KILL DA GUYS THAT KILLED DA POE
  123. <DM> [Brute]: *crying from his near broken legs*
  124. <DM> *Brute uses Enlightened Spell to cast Nayru's Protection on himself, yay 1 magic cost spell.
  125. <DM> EFFECT: The next EFFECT to affect the target is negated.
  126. <DM> wait, scratch that
  127. <DM> *Defender does that, not Brute, derp
  128. <DM> *Defender then uses Change Focus for Power.
  129. <DM> ...... annnnd because of Nayru's Protection wording, I just realized he literally just cancelled himself out
  130. <DM> *WHELP, DEFENDER DOES NOTHING, DEAR GOD I NEED TO FIX THAT
  131. <DM> Brute: 4h, 3m
  132. <DM> Defender: 16h, 1m || Super Covering Brute
  133. <DM> $endturn
  134. <Navi> Round 1 Over!
  135. <Navi> Round 2: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  136. <DM> *Adding a ruling to Full Rejuvenation Potion (twill amend this by next session)...
  137. <DM> *If you use it on a dead guy, revives them to 3 Hearts.
  138. <DM> *Does nothing to the magic though.
  139. <DM> [Brute]: You dumb dolt, you had all dat ability thingies, and yew botched it!
  140. <DM> [Defender]: Oi, it ain't me fault me spell is brokended!
  141. * Sephiroth pulls out a bottle containing a fairy and shoves it into Strife's mouth.
  142. <DM> *Strife eats the bottle, gulping down glass shards that further damage him to negative death. Thankfully, the fairy revives him to full health, and filters the glass shards out of his body.
  143. <DM> *Unfortunately, I think his sanity took a slightly further hit...
  144. * Sephiroth then repeats his prior wand action, but Defender is in the way.
  145. <Sephiroth> Focused:
  146. <Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom +12 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  147. <Sephiroth> Damage: +0
  148. <Sephiroth> $33d10
  149. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 9, 3, 4, 2, 3, 7, 7, 3, 6, 3, 10, 3, 6, 6, 5, 3, 9, 9, 7, 3, 5, 1, 7, 4, 7, 9, 8, 6, 4, 7 and 10. Total: 189. Successes: 22.
  150. <DM> [Strife]: WHA? THE GROUNDHOG IS RIDIN' THE PATRA?! ALL ABOARD THE DARKNUT TRAIN!
  151. <DM> $21d10 Defender
  152. <Navi> DM: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 4, 3, 2, 10, 10, 4, 6, 2, 4, 8, 8, 10, 2, 10, 9, 1, 7, 1 and 5. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
  153. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  154. <DM> *He's hit, but Limit Armor procs, giving him an additional 6 armor! Your attack pretty much bounces off his armor, and due to Super Cover, he remains steadfast in front of Brute.
  155. <Navi> Round 2: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  156. <DM> [Brute]: Gud goin' ye shieldy guy!
  157. * Sephiroth decides to reroll himself.
  158. <Sephiroth> $33d10
  159. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 9, 4, 6, 7, 10, 9, 3, 9, 1, 2, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 6, 7, 5, 10, 5, 3, 9, 7, 2, 8, 8, 9, 8, 2, 6 and 5. Total: 190. Successes: 23.
  160. <DM> *Yep, still nothin'.
  161. <DM> *Brute uses Change Focus to Courage, then uses Enlightened Spell to cast Trishard Force at Sephiroth!
  162. <DM> Roll your Courage +5 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  163. <DM> Damage: +0
  164. <DM> EFFECT: If it hits, select either the target's Power, Courage, or Wisdom stat, and reduce it by 5.
  165. <DM> $38d10 Brute
  166. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 1, 7, 9, 10, 9, 8, 10, 1, 9, 3, 3, 1, 6, 9, 8, 10, 8, 2, 2, 7, 9, 4, 4, 6, 3, 2, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 5, 6, 6 and 4. Total: 229. Successes: 29.
  167. <Sephiroth> $23d10
  168. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 4, 2, 9, 6, 2, 4, 4, 9, 4, 2, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10, 1, 5, 2, 2, 3 and 10. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  169. <DM> *Brute decides to knock down yer... Wisdom stat by 5!
  170. <DM> [Brute]: Har-har, now yer as dumb as me!
  171. <Sephiroth> 29 - 13 = 16 - 7 = 9 damage
  172. <DM> Brute: 4h, 1m
  173. <DM> $endturn
  174. <Navi> Round 2: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  175. <Sephiroth> 2h, 19m | Ow, Agony! | -5 Wisdom
  176. <DM> [Strife]: No worries, I got ye!
  177. <DM> *Strife uses Cover on Sephiroth!
  178. <DM> *Strife switches to Fire Materia + Clawshot.
  179. <DM> *Brute is now down to 2 hearts.
  180. <DM> *Also, Gravity took 1 neutral damage to the feedback.
  181. <DM> Brute: 2h, 1m
  182. <DM> *Strife goes for a Clawshot attempt on Defender!
  183. <DM> $30d10 Strife
  184. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 7, 5, 5, 3, 1, 8, 5, 6, 1, 7, 4, 6, 9, 7, 10, 7, 1, 1, 8, 6, 9, 7, 6, 9, 2, 7, 1 and 4. Total: 170. Successes: 23.
  185. <DM> $31d10 Defender
  186. <Navi> DM: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 4, 3, 3, 8, 5, 3, 5, 10, 9, 6, 6, 2, 2, 4, 9, 2, 1, 10, 2, 9, 5, 1, 5, 10, 10, 7, 7, 10 and 10. Total: 183. Successes: 26.
  187. <DM> [Strife]: You whippersnapper- *chucks RP*
  188. <DM> $31d10 Defender
  189. <Navi> DM: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 4, 5, 1, 1, 10, 4, 6, 9, 2, 2, 5, 4, 3, 8, 3, 4, 9, 2, 6, 7, 7, 6, 2, 6, 5, 9, 3, 5 and 8. Total: 157. Successes: 18.
  190. <DM> [Strife]: AH-HAH!
  191. <DM> *Defender is pulled towards Strife!
  192. <DM> *Strife then follows up with...... oops
  193. <DM> *He no longer has -2 magic costs and can't use 8-magic moves
  194. <DM> [Strife]: THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING ONE OF THEIR ROBES AFTER THIS, I'MMA STRIP YE OF YER HAIR, YE HEAR?! CAUSE I DON'T EAR!
  195. <DM> *He goes for Firaga!
  196. <DM> err
  197. <DM> *Fire
  198. <DM> *Fira
  199. <DM> grueakgihureagu
  200. <DM> Roll your Wisdom +2 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  201. <DM> Damage: +6
  202. <DM> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 4 Armor.
  203. <DM> $14d10 Strife
  204. <Navi> DM: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 2, 10, 4, 2, 9, 7, 8, 8, 9, 9, 2 and 3. Total: 81. Successes: 9.
  205. <DM> $16d10 Defender
  206. <Navi> DM: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 5, 6, 9, 6, 2, 5, 2, 7, 7, 8, 2, 5, 1 and 7. Total: 84. Successes: 12.
  207. <DM> [Strife]: Bleh
  208. <DM> *Annnd his attempts only managed to.... oh hey, clawshot ripped Defender away from cover!
  209. <DM> $endturn
  210. <Navi> Round 2: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  211. <DM> Strife: 12h, 2m || 3 Layers
  212. <DM> Defender: 16h, 1m
  213. <Sephiroth> 2h, 19m | Ow, Agony! | -5 Wisdom | Covered by Strife
  214. <DM> *Defender uses Cover on Brute and then Change Focus to Power.
  215. <DM> $endturn
  216. <Navi> Round 2 Over!
  217. <Navi> Round 3: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  218. <DM> Defender: 16h, 0m || Super Covering Brute || Next attack/defense roll is Power
  219. <DM> [Strife]: Fear nothing, for I am covering ye!
  220. <DM> *Strife whispers to you: Hey, what if we hookshot the hookshot poll and then flip the switch?
  221. <DM> *He suddenly yells into the air.
  222. * Sephiroth guzzles a full rejuvination potion before pulling out his longshot and firing it at the ... hookshot target he just noticed that's in the corner of the room.
  223. <Sephiroth> $21d10
  224. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 9, 4, 5, 2, 6, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 2, 3, 10, 4, 3, 5, 9, 1 and 1. Total: 97. Successes: 10.
  225. <DM> [Strife]: I'M ONTO YOU BELLA, YOU AN' YER VICTOR VALENTINE HAD ONE HECK OF A ROMP WITH A TANTALIZING...... what's the word?
  226. <DM> *Strife is no longer covering you, buuuut that's probably fine.
  227. <DM> [Brute]: What in the blazes does 'e think 'e's doin'...
  228. <DM> *You hook straight to the hookshot target.
  229. <Sephiroth> 30h, 23m | Hookshot Target GET! | -5 Wisdom
  230. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  231. <Navi> Round 3: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  232. <DM> *As long as you keep the longshot out, you should stay safely glued to it...
  233. * Sephiroth keeps his longshot out.
  234. <DM> [Brute]: Grr, I'mma take 'im out, once an' fer all!
  235. <DM> *Brute uses Down Thrust!
  236. <DM> $28d10 Initial Jump
  237. <Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 3, 7, 2, 10, 9, 7, 1, 5, 9, 6, 4, 3, 10, 6, 8, 4, 5, 1, 5, 2, 3, 7, 2, 6, 9 and 6. Total: 155. Successes: 21.
  238. <DM> +11 dice!
  239. <DM> *Brute then falls onto Sephiroth, adding Rapid Dash to this attack! Goin' in for a Stab attack from the White Sword!
  240. <DM> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  241. <DM> Damage: +6
  242. <DM> IF FAIL: Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
  243. * Sephiroth 's pendant of warding denies his +11 dice.
  244. <DM> $33d10 Brute
  245. <Navi> DM: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 6, 5, 4, 8, 2, 6, 8, 1, 2, 8, 5, 1, 3, 9, 3, 3, 4, 10, 6, 9, 1, 10, 10, 3, 7, 1, 9, 5, 6, 4 and 4. Total: 177. Successes: 22.
  246. <Sephiroth> $23d10
  247. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 8, 9, 10, 4, 6, 10, 5, 4, 5, 6, 6, 3, 8, 9, 7, 8, 4, 5, 8, 4 and 5. Total: 144. Successes: 19.
  248. <DM> *Annnd somehow his jump did not actually help with the roll. He did land the attack though.
  249. <DM> [Brute]: HAR-HAR, THAT..... wait dat's all it did?!
  250. <DM> *Feedback, he takes 1 neutral damage.
  251. <Sephiroth> 22 - 19 = 3 + 6 = 9 - 7 = 2 damage.
  252. <DM> Brute: 1h, 1m
  253. <DM> $endturn
  254. <Navi> Round 3: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  255. <Sephiroth> 28h, 23m | Hookshot Target GET! | -5 Wisdom
  256. <DM> *Strife switches to hookshot and hooks over to the Hookshot Target!
  257. <DM> $15d10
  258. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 5, 10, 5, 1, 3, 9, 3, 1, 6, 1, 10, 10 and 7. Total: 82. Successes: 13.
  259. <DM> *He gets over with no issue.
  260. <DM> [Strife]: SAYO NARA YE SNAPPER WHIPPERS! Wait, does that mean they snap whips at whipper snapadoodles?
  261. <DM> *He then somehow Covers Sephiroth despite still being hooked to the target. How the f- nevermind.
  262. <DM> $endturn
  263. <Navi> Round 3: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  264. <DM> *Defender goes for a Skull Bash on Sephiroth! BUT THE STRIFE IS IN THE WAY!
  265. <DM> Roll your Power -2 dice vs. targets' Power dice
  266. <DM> Damage: +2
  267. <DM> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 2 Wisdom.
  268. <DM> $24d10 Defender
  269. <Navi> DM: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 10, 4, 10, 6, 6, 7, 5, 3, 5, 8, 8, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 7, 2, 5, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 127. Successes: 16.
  270. <DM> $30d10 Strife
  271. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 9, 1, 4, 9, 8, 3, 2, 8, 6, 1, 4, 2, 8, 8, 4, 3, 6, 2, 5, 7, 4, 8, 7, 10, 10, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 168. Successes: 20.
  272. <DM> *Strife, despite using one hand to hook onto the target, just swats the Defender's shield bash to the side.
  273. <DM> [Defender]: BUT HOW?!
  274. <DM> *Defender then returns to Covering Brute
  275. <DM> $endturn
  276. <Navi> Round 3 Over!
  277. <Navi> Round 4: Sephiroth, Brute, Strife and Defender
  278. * Sephiroth uses his mind (and his brawn) to summon forth shadows which strike the now orange switch. PSI Strike!
  279. <DM> *Oh, and since they both had to move a fair distance to get to you folks... they're not next to the crate anymore.
  280. <Sephiroth> shadows.
  281. <Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom +6 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  282. <Sephiroth> Damage: +0
  283. <Sephiroth> EFFECT: This can be rerolled once for free.
  284. <Sephiroth> $27d10
  285. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 8, 8, 4, 8, 1, 2, 6, 3, 4, 3, 9, 5, 6, 10, 3, 3, 4, 5, 8, 5, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 147. Successes: 17.
  286. <DM> *It hits in an instant, at the speed of darkness!
  287. <DM> *The switch switches blue, and gravity flips once more! You and Strife slowly descend from your chains to the floor. In the meantime...
  288. <DM> $28d10 Brute
  289. <Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 5, 9, 8, 3, 7, 2, 1, 7, 3, 6, 10, 7, 8, 9, 2, 3, 8, 4, 6, 1, 9, 4, 5, 8, 7 and 3. Total: 154. Successes: 18.
  290. <DM> $14d10 Defender
  291. <Navi> DM: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 8, 10, 9, 1, 5, 8, 8, 8, 4, 9, 8, 1 and 2. Total: 85. Successes: 10.
  292. <DM> *Both of the other fellows flop, trip, and just outright splatter against the ground.
  293. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, look, they serve jello here!
  294. <DM> $init r
  295. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  296. <DM> *Hmm, technically all their items drop, not sure they'd be any good since they're pretty much inferior to your current loadout.
  297. <DM> *Strife does proceed to yoink one of the Enlightened Robes though.
  298. <DM> [Strife]: Ah needs dis fer me spell castin'!
  299. <DM> *Each of you get 440 Rupees
  300. <DM> $3d3
  301. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 1, 3 and 3. Total: 7.
  302. <DM> *1 Restoration Heart and 2 Reroll Points for each of ye!
  303. <DM> *Also, due to 1337 bonus...
  304. <DM> $13d37
  305. <Navi> DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 37 Sides. Results: 1, 30, 34, 11, 20, 11, 31, 23, 4, 6, 4, 30 and 32. Total: 237.
  306. <DM> *An additional 237 Rupees for each of you, and restore to full health and magic each!
  307. <DM> [Strife]: Ah sure do hope I can hit me some shady's and get sum shades sometime in 'ere...
  308. <DM> *So, with the switch being on blue right now, the crate is not on ceiling switch, and hence the door is locked.
  309. <DM> *It is also still metal-plated.
  310. * Sephiroth proceeds to longshot the hookshot target then poke that nearby switch...
  311. <DM> *Strife tries to lick the jello on the floor, but it's not strawberry flavor.
  312. <DM> *In the time it takes Sephiroth to longshot the target, then walk is way over to poke the switch, then chain back to the target (I assume that's how that works?), Strife fumbles over to his hookshot and hits the target, chaining himself to safety.
  313. <DM> *Gravity flips, the crate lands on the ceiling switch, and the door becomes unsealed! Still got a metal plating over it though...
  314. <DM> *Whoops, backtrack.
  315. * Sephiroth was poking the switch by the hookshot target, not in the middle of the room.
  316. <DM> *Blue switch near crate, door still sealed. However, by poking the switch next to the hookshot target, you see the metal plating on the door slide away. Though, it immediately reslides back once the poke wears off.
  317. <DM> [Strife]: Hmm... that's slightly tricky. Need somefin' to hold down the switch o'er here...
  318. <DM> [Strife]: Wait, I got it, I'll use my sanity!
  319. <DM> *Strife then attempts to grab his mind (what), and place it on the switch. Unfortunately, he is unable to separate mind from head. He gives up after he remembers HE STILL CAN'T EAR.
  320. * Sephiroth uses PSI Strike on the blue switch while still being glued to the hookshot target.
  321. <Sephiroth> 30h, 22m
  322. <Sephiroth> $27d10
  323. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 7, 4, 10, 7, 9, 8, 4, 6, 1, 2, 4, 1, 4, 7, 1, 2, 7, 9, 1, 10, 5, 3, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 14.
  324. <DM> *Now gravity flips! Crate is on crate-switch, door is unsealed, metal plating is still in the way.
  325. <DM> *Also, now that gravity has flipped twice since the end of the battle, jello stains appear to be on both the floor and ceiling.
  326. <DM> [Strife]: NOW IT'S RAININ' JELLO!
  327. <DM> *The extra equipment seems to have fallen twice over too. Maybe it's got a little weight to it?
  328. <DM> [Strife]: It pains me to say this, BUT ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO BE LEFT BEHIND! I nominate you, Vincent Valentine! You stay on the switch!
  329. * Sephiroth hookshots the tower shield over to himself and sets it upon the switch, then grabs Strife by the ear and longshots the door again.
  330. <DM> *Strife is pointing at the jello.
  331. <DM> *The tower shield does the trick, removing the metal plating, and together, the two of you longshot-kick the next door down! And, in the next room...... you immediately find yourselves falling.
  332. <DM> *Well, wait, scratch that, you're still longshotted to the door.
  333. <DM> *Okay, you fall for a bit, then the longshot locks and prevents you from falling further.
  334. <DM> *Also, Strife can no longer ear on either ear.
  335. <DM> *Looking down, it appears to be an abyss into the depths of light far below.
  336. <DM> *Above you, there's a ceiling a short distance (only 10 feet away). There's no hookshot target, but there is a blue crystal switch.
  337. * Sephiroth is glad his longshot is only so long...
  338. <DM> [Strife]: Argh, I kin' hit that! If I could just...
  339. <DM> *Strife attempts to throw his ear at it, but..... WHERE'S HIS EAR? AND HIS OTHER EAR?!
  340. * Sephiroth sets his mind to target the blue crystal switch and uses PSI Strike on it.
  341. <Sephiroth> $27d10
  342. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 2, 8, 5, 3, 4, 8, 3, 10, 7, 1, 3, 3, 1, 5, 6, 2, 9, 2, 3, 10, 8, 1, 10, 7 and 5. Total: 136. Successes: 17.
  343. <Sephiroth> 30h, 21m
  344. <DM> *Your spell is partially towards hitting the switch, when suddenly a blast of light is fired AT the PSI Strike!
  345. <DM> $39d10
  346. <Navi> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 5, 6, 4, 6, 8, 1, 1, 1, 4, 9, 4, 4, 5, 4, 7, 7, 5, 2, 3, 6, 10, 4, 8, 9, 2, 9, 8, 9, 4, 10, 3, 8, 6, 6, 4, 3 and 7. Total: 210. Successes: 24.
  347. <DM> *The blast of light turns the shadow to light, preventing it from hitting the switch.
  348. <DM> *From the direction of where that blast came from, there appears to be a Wizzrobe hovering in the air, between you and the pit below. He cackles maniacally.
  349. <DM> [???]: KYEHEHAHAHAHAHAH! NOOOOO no nooooooo no no for YOU, my silver haired FRIEND!
  350. <DM> *He does not appear to be affected by gravity...
  351. <DM> [???]: Welcome, my dear, DEAR friends, that is... if you assume my enthusiam is very FRIENDLY, YES YES!
  352. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, I know my ear and my other ear is no ear to be heard from, but me thinks he might be more nutsos than me.
  353. <DM> [Strife]: Maybe let's both try firin' spells, he can't block both!
  354. * Sephiroth nods and tries PSI Strike again upon the switch.
  355. <Sephiroth> $27d10
  356. <DM> [???]: Oh, so the crazy has brains afterall! Bring it, the two of you, try what you will!
  357. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 1, 2, 7, 4, 7, 10, 10, 3, 4, 2, 5, 10, 1, 9, 7, 9, 10, 5, 7, 9, 8, 6, 1, 6 and 2. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
  358. <DM> *The crazy mage tries to intercept again. Though this time, Strife fires a Fira to block the shot.
  359. <DM> $39d10 Crazy Mage
  360. <Navi> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 4, 3, 3, 7, 3, 5, 3, 7, 1, 2, 7, 4, 6, 8, 9, 5, 8, 8, 2, 7, 8, 7, 3, 6, 5, 9, 7, 10, 10, 3, 10, 3, 6, 3, 10, 8 and 7. Total: 234. Successes: 31.
  361. <DM> $9d10 Strife
  362. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 5, 8, 4, 1, 2, 10, 8 and 10. Total: 50. Successes: 7.
  363. <DM> *Strife chucks an RP at it too.
  364. <DM> $39d10
  365. <Navi> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 8, 6, 1, 5, 2, 4, 10, 6, 2, 6, 6, 1, 9, 5, 3, 4, 7, 3, 2, 4, 4, 6, 2, 8, 7, 3, 7, 4, 3, 1, 9, 10, 6, 10, 4, 7 and 3. Total: 197. Successes: 23.
  366. <DM> *The Fira and RP are just barely enough to derail the blast of light. Past an explosion of flames, sparks, and light, a tiny shadow makes its way to the switch, changing it to orange. Gravity flips, and the two of you are able to safely descend towards the new floor.
  367. <DM> *The crazy mage appears to fall towards you for a bit, but then just flips himself around, cackling again.
  368. <DM> [???]: Oh-hoh, FOOLED YOU! I made sure, ABSOLUTE SURE, that I wouldn't be victim to such little TRICKERY such as that! KYEHAHAHAHAH!
  369. <DM> *With the depths of light descending from above, it looks as though the light itself is flooding downwards, consuming what it touches.
  370. <DM> [???]: Oops, can't stay here, too-de-loo!~
  371. <DM> *With that, the mage floats down past the floor, which turns out to be a platform that's only connected to one wall. Around it appears to just be nothing, asides from a large wall surrounding the whole area. Though, you can't quite see what's below the platform from your current position.
  372. <DM> [Strife]: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT! AND IT BUUUUURNS!
  373. * Sephiroth quickly dartes towards the edge of the platform and tries to get a better view.
  374. <DM> *You look down, and there's no Darte Fellshard, though I'm certain if there was, he would Fells Hard.
  375. <DM> *There are a number of platforms attached to the wall, including orange crystals on each of the platforms. You don't see any hookshot targets from this view though...
  376. <DM> *You also see the crazy mage descending further, a few platforms down. He goes too far and out of sight.
  377. <DM> *3 platforms down is all you can see. Past that, dusty fog blocks your sight. Each platform being about 50 feet apart.
  378. <DM> [Strife]: I DON'T WANNA DIE, I WANNA EAT JELLO, SAVE ME GRAPE JUICE SENPAI!
  379. <DM> *If you hang from the ledge, it's not too thick, you might be able to get a view of the underside...
  380. <DM> *The light continues to descend. Strife, if you don't move, you'll have to make a roll against it.
  381. * Sephiroth tries to grab ahold of the platform as he goes for a hanging position over the edge.
  382. <DM> *Alrighty, hanging on the edge, you see there is indeed a hookshot target on the underside of this platform.
  383. <DM> [Strife]: ARE THERE ANY HOOKERS ON THAT SIDE?
  384. * Sephiroth lets go and quickly fires his longshot at said hookshot target.
  385. <DM> *Strife just sees you disappear.
  386. <Orithan> $recall
  387. <DM> [Strife]: NOOOOOO MY SOURCE OF SILVER HAIR..... wait..........
  388. <DM> *Strife, the light is halfway upon you. Roll Wisdom vs. 25 successes!
  389. <DM> $12d10 Strife
  390. <Navi> DM: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 4, 10, 8, 5, 9, 2, 8, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  391. <DM> *Strife gets to see the light. It's so beautiful, serene, and filled with jello........ waaaaaaaaaaait.
  392. <DM> *Strife takes a hit to his sanity (even moreso than currently) and loses 3 Dice on all rolls as he is now a bit doozy.
  393. <DM> *As a result, he trips, tumbles, and falls off the ledge, only to see Sephiroth just laughing as he hugs the hookshot target.
  394. <DM> [Strife]: SO THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE YOU LITTLE-
  395. <DM> *He tries to hookshot target you! Roll against...... yeah that's about 15 foot drop at this point.
  396. <DM> $20d10 Strife
  397. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 3, 10, 4, 1, 6, 6, 7, 10, 9, 7, 8, 8, 2, 8, 2, 9, 10 and 6. Total: 123. Successes: 16.
  398. <DM> *Strife just BARELY makes it to the hookshot target, pulling himself towards you.
  399. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, didja EAR? You know...... EAR? Not hear, EAR! YOU DARN-
  400. <DM> *His sounds are suddenly blotted out as the light descends past you. Suddenly, the switch on the next platform's ceiling turns blue, and you find yourselves on the new floor.
  401. <DM> *The light descends back into its abyss. Strife is still doozy though.
  402. <DM> *Nearby, on the wall, a magic circle appears. From it, you hear a voice, different from crazy mage earlier...
  403. <DM> [???]: I see a few rats have entered my new domain. No matter, I am already close to achieving my goal. Soon, this tower will return to its original purpose, and open the gate to a realm filled with more power than even Ganon ever had!
  404. <DM> *And, like an idiot, he's announcing his plans through it. Good lord this guy is a cocky douche.
  405. <DM> [Strife]: Hey, we're not rats, we're withered gray hair!
  406. <DM> [Strife]: ... that jello did not taste good earlier.
  407. * Sephiroth just covers his face with his palm once again.
  408. * DM transforms the hookshot target next to you into a palm tree. Now you have a palm to face!
  409. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  410. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in windoze.py! OMG! «20,122»)
  411. * DM checks out his new windows and looks out, only to find his new home is quite a Vista. A WINDOWS VISTA.
  412. <DM> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  413. <DM> *Strife then proceeds to try and sword-whack the magic circle.
  414. <DM> $22d10 Strife
  415. <Navi> DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 6, 8, 8, 4, 10, 5, 6, 8, 5, 10, 10, 7, 10, 4, 7, 5, 10, 4, 5 and 8. Total: 145. Successes: 22.
  416. <DM> *Strife gets a PERFECT ROLL and SLAMS THE MAGIC CIRCLE- yeah the magic circle is completely unaffected. The wall behind it is slightly damaged though.
  417. <DM> [???]: Fools, as if your physical attacks could take down my magic circle.
  418. <DM> *Whelp, speaking of hints, COUGH....
  419. * Sephiroth fires a PSI Strike at the wild Magic Circle!
  420. <Sephiroth> $27d10
  421. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 6, 2, 10, 8, 1, 10, 3, 1, 4, 9, 8, 2, 3, 7, 6, 9, 5, 1, 8, 5, 7, 7, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
  422. <DM> [???]: If you truly wish to reach me, you'll have to find me at the bottom of this tower! Or is it the top-
  423. <DM> *Your PSI Strike promptly shuts the voice up and blows up the magic circle.
  424. <DM> *Each of you gets... oh boy.
  425. <DM> *220 Rupees (yay bling ring) annnd
  426. <DM> $2d3
  427. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 3 and 3. Total: 6.
  428. <DM> *2 more RP!
  429. <DM> [Strife]: Wow, that voice was certainly short-lived.
  430. <DM> [Strife]: I didn't EAR a word he said cause WHERE'S MY EAR?!
  431. <DM> *Looking high above towards the platforms and their crystals, you see at the far end, beyond the fog, a great blackness suddenly envelops the tower. It engulfs everything with its racism and soon, all you see is your worst nightmare...
  432. <DM> -=LOADING=-
  433. <DM> -=LOADING=-
  434. <DM> -=SESSION END=-
  435. <DM> *Once again, Loading Screens prove that Black Supremacy is the key to victory.
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