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- 田 「Fortune Cafe 田 : 田 田 Before 田 」 田 From Vol 1 田 Chapter 1 田
- 田 Otani 田 High School
- 田 Teacher's Lounge
- 田 Otani 田 High School
- 「 田 Fortune Cafe 田 : 田 After 田 」 田 From Vol 1 田 Chapter 2 田
- 田 Cafe
- 田 Seaside
- 田 Café Seaside
- “There are no bad customers.
- Only bad stores.”
- — Martin B. Stone
- Welcome back, Master.
- Fortune Café. 田
- Though its facilities may be minimal, it's a place where the customer's every wish is granted.
- Even the most grand and luxurious cafés are nothing but empty shacks if they don't provide what the customer seeks.
- What'cha doin' over here mister?
- Homework.
- Really?!
- Do you mind if I copy just the math assignment?!
- The whole thing's math, though.
- Details...
- Scoot over.
- Just sit across from me.
- Aww, but then I'd be looking at it upside down, and I might mess up.
- It would have been fine.
- It would so have not!
- What if I mistake a 9 for a 6,
- or the “yo” in katakana for the letter “E”?!
- Wait, what if the European writing system came about because someone wrote the letters wrong?
- If that's true, then it'd be the discovery of the century!
- Katakana doesn't exist outside of Japan.
- Whatever. Just hurry up and copy it.
- Thanks a bunch!
- A café where I can be alone with Arashiyama!
- I must be in heaven!
- Hmm?
- Uh, n-nothing...
- Men desperately seek happiness, but happiness does not come looking for them.
- For seldom does happiness visit men of its own volition.
- Pull the head twice, and it slides up. 田
- Arashiyama.
- You copied someone's homework, didn't you?
- What?!
- Most of your answers are correct.
- That's a baseless accusation!
- I can do my homework when I have to.
- But you wrote the letter “I” instead of “1”.
- That aside, did you not find it odd when you wrote I=0 or 1=0?
- Umm, well...
- So what?
- I'll see you in the teacher's lounge after school!
- Man! The one time I decide to do my homework and this happens.
- You got what you deserved.
- If I have to sit through another one of his lectures, I'll be late for work.
- Oh, you have a job?
- Yeah. I work at a nearby café as a maid.
- You mean a maid café?!
- Yup, exactly!
- I just started recently, though.
- Wow, that's pretty cool.
- They finally opened up a café near here, huh?
- Gosh, I've always loved maid cafés.
- Sipping tea and chatting with cute little maids.
- Hey Arashiyama-san, would you mind if I came by?
- Sure, sure! We get so few customers, you'll practically have the place to yourselves!
- Yay!
- Although, it's run by a grannie from the neighborhood, so it might not be what you'd normally expect.
- One's expectations always lead to one of two harsh realities.
- Expectations born from anxiety often result in fearfulness,
- while high expectations often result in betrayal.
- Maid Café “Seaside”.
- I'm sure this is the right place, though.
- This isn't what I expected...
- Normally, no one would expect 田 this 田 .
- Heya!
- Come on in!
- You girls friends of Hotori's?
- Yup. Come on guys, have a seat!
- There's nobody else here, so sit wherever you want.
- Let's see what's on the menu today...
- Oh, I know! We got some mincemeat cutlets from Mr. Murakami.
- How's that sound?
- T-Tatsuno-san?
- You...
- Hmm?
- You call this...
- a maid café?!
- What the hell is “heya”? Are you a sushi joint or something?
- D-did I say that?
- You did!
- Maid cafés have certain ways to greet their customers, you know!
- Hmm. Howdy! Welcome to our maid café!
- No! No! NO!
- Listen, here's how it's supposed to go.
- Not from the throat or the belly, but from the chest, like so:
- Welcome home, Master!
- The maids I've seen on TV act just like that!
- That's just the basics. Now you try.
- Aww, do I have to?
- Don't “aww” me!
- Men will come in droves if you do it right.
- You can't just dress up and call yourself a maid!
- I'm cool with just the uniform.
- Hey, you're pretty good!
- How about you work here instead of Hotori?
- I'd love to, but I won't have time since I've decided to join a club.
- We're gonna join the table tennis club.
- But in exchange, the least I could do is train Arashiyama for you.
- But I don't wanna do training!
- I can't possibly allow this crude little shop to call itself a maid café!
- Hotori, just think of it as on the job training, okay?
- But I really don't care for the basics.
- Mind telling me why you're working as a maid then?
- Oh, good timing. Here comes the first catch of the day.
- The guy from the cleaners, huh?
- This will be your training.
- Instant maid course, lesson one.
- The maid's greeting!
- Go on, just like I showed you.
- Ehh, seriously?
- There's no better practice than the real thing! Go get 'em!
- Now!
- You can do it, Arashiyama-san!
- Wel-
- Wel?
- W-wel-
- W-Welcome home, Mathter!
- Tatsuno-san, she fudged it!
- She's still okay!
- In fact, her clumsiness made it that more effective!
- Strike!
- I'M HOME, DAISY!!!
- Who the heck are you calling Daisy?!
- See? Knocked him outta the park!
- Old guys around here are defenseless against that kind of charm, huh?
- Granny's special trick is more like shooting the moon.
- Instant maid course, lesson two.
- The clumsy maid!
- Arashiyama-san doesn't really need help being clumsy, though.
- You can say that again...
- Aren't you guys being just a bit rude now?
- It's precise control of one's clumsiness that makes a proper maid.
- Master it with both body and mind!
- Can I order now, please?
- Guatemalan blend, piping hot please.
- This is it, Arashiyama-san!
- But how am I supposed to be clumsy?
- Don't worry. Leave it to me.
- Order up.
- Haribara-san, Now!
- Gotcha!
- IT BUUUURNS!!!
- Hey, isn't that a little harsh?
- She even pulled off a clumsy combo!
- She's a prodigy!
- What the heck are you doing, huh?!
- That was beautiful, Arashiyama-san!
- Now take this bucket and run as fast as you can!
- I'm so sorry! I'll clean it up right away!
- Perfect, right there.
- Trip!
- She nailed a 3-hit combo this time!
- We must have been graced by the gods!
- The god of comedy rather than maids, that is.
- Or maybe the god of rage!
- Do you have a grudge or something?!
- It's your fault for compounding your clumsiness!
- Is the Guatemalan ready yet?
- What's going on? It's pretty busy for a change.
- Hey, we've got another bite! Greet the boy properly now!
- Sanada-kun?
- How come you're all wet?
- I'm dripping wet 'cause I'm a good girl.
- Did Mr. Moriaki chew you out already?
- Oops, I forgot.
- Don't tell him you copied me, or else I'll get yelled at also!
- A moment, Arashiyama-san.
- W-what's up?
- If I'm not mistaken, that was attendance number 9, Sanada-kun, right?
- Yeah, that's him. I don't know his number though.
- How does he know about this place?
- Why is he here?
- Does he come often?
- Sanada's the son of the fishmonger in this neighborhood, so he comes by pretty often.
- Why?
- Now that I think about it, this maid café's actually quite wonderful!
- Head Maid!
- I'm the owner to you.
- My name is Toshiko Tatsuno.
- Please hire me as a maid!
- What?!
- Tatsuno-san, what about our club?
- We're in the table tennis club, remember?
- I found my divine calling!
- This will make us a full-fledged maid café.
- But we'll have more employees than customers.
- Fortune Café.
- Though its facilities may be minimal, it's a place where the customer's every wish is granted.
- Where is Arashiyama?
- The words “after school” carry with them both a feeling of excitement, and a tiny bit of loneliness.
- For it is a sign that the day is nearing its end.
- All righty, let's get ready for another big day!
- This is when your day begins?
- Hey, Sanada. Tatsuno-san will be part-timing with me starting today!
- Huh? You guys were serious about that?
- Not quite, I'm still waiting for my clothes to be finished.
- Granny Uki said she's been sewing all day.
- Wow, those are hand made?
- See ya later!
- Feel free to come by if you want!
- Y-yeah, sure.
- Hey, you two.
- You wouldn't happen to be violating school regulations by working, would you?
- How did Sensei find out?
- No idea.
- All we can do now...
- ...is run for it!
- Hey! Stay put!
- Shoot, I've lost them.
- I could have sworn they came this way.
- Is this really supposed to fool him?
- Stay cool! It's perfectly normal for statues to be at a temple.
- It's a mind trick. Nobody will notice.
- Where on Earth did they go?!
- I better pick up some toilet paper soon.
- Man, thanks to him, we're late!
- I hope I didn't keep Sanada-kun waiting!
- Sorry we're late, Head Maid!
- Welcome!
- Oh Granny, you don't need to say that to us!
- Are you going senile already?
- Like hell I am.
- I'm talking to the customer right behind you!
- Customer? There's no cust-
- Oh crap!
- Honestly, did you think you could lose me that easily? How ridiculous.
- Sensei...
- As stated in clause 8 of the student handbook:
- Unauthorized part-time jobs are against school regulations.
- Item #21: If a student wishes to work,
- they must have their guardian's approval and submit it to their homeroom teacher.
- My head hurts...
- Help me, Nii-san!
- Sensei, please stop!
- Arashiyama-san's brain is reaching critical mass!
- Spare me, Mikuriya-sensei!
- Who the hell is Mikuriya?! My name is Moriaki!
- Anyway, I will not allow any work unapproved by the school!
- Nobody follows the rules anyway!
- As your teacher, I can't let it pass now that I know.
- Man, he's hard-headed! Definitely a math teacher!
- This has been bugging me for a while,
- but how did Sensei learn about our job?
- Come to think of it, just how did that leak anyway?
- Could there be a spy?
- Hey, Sanada. Tatsuno-san will be part-timing with me starting today!
- That was it!
- Nobody “leaked” it, he heard you say it!
- So then, this is my fault?
- You're as dumb as they come.
- At this point, all we can do is obtain permission!
- That's right. I didn't come here to make you quit.
- But do you think we can get permission for working at a maid café?
- We don't have a choice.
- We'll use maid-jutsu.
- Maid-jutsu?
- Serving guests in an elegant, yet illusive manner, guarantees profits.
- Such is the way of maid-jutsu.
- This is the idea behind maid cafés!
- And that doesn't bother your conscience?
- Quiet!
- It's a showdown between the maid's charm and the teacher's stubbornness.
- Yin and Yang!
- Good and evil!
- White and black!
- Dog and monkey!
- There's no way I'll submit to you!
- This kind of work may seem like a silly diversion to him,
- but for me, this is the café that Sanada-kun frequents!
- I've finally found my Fortune Café!
- Head Maid! Is my outfit ready?
- Yeah, it's on a hanger in the back.
- Arashiyama-san, let's suit up for war!
- Fine...
- Salmon is actually a white-flesh fish.
- It's been 22 minutes since she said that.
- It takes time for a lady to prepare.
- Thanks for waiting!
- Maid #2. I'll be in your care starting today, Master!
- I guess that makes me Maid #1.
- Please ask of us whatever you wish, Master.
- I lost!
- Arashiyama-san?!
- I've lost in academics, beauty, and style!
- And now a crushing defeat in maid appearance!
- Get a grip, Arashiyama-san!
- You're forgetting the real enemy!
- What good am I?
- Well, you do excel in one area that Tatsuno does not.
- Huh?
- The one thing that you excel in is...
- Am I reading into this too much,
- or does he actually love me?
- Arashiyama, you will forever win over Tatsuno with...
- ...your eyesight.
- Oh...
- How cruel...
- A teacher, out of all people,
- tells me that I fail in every area compared to her, except for eyesight!
- Arashiyama-san! Arashiyama-san!!!
- Before we even had a chance to strike, he's crushed her confidence, the cornerstone of maid-jutsu!
- He's a maid-killer!
- This man is a formidable opponent!
- Tatsuno-san.
- Y-yes sir!
- I'd like a cup of black tea.
- Right away.
- I win!
- He's trying to test me, but it'll backfire!
- Black tea is my number one specialty!
- I'll pour him the perfect tea worthy of a maid!
- Head Maid, what kinds of black tea do we have?
- Nada.
- “Nada” kind?
- I don't think I've heard of that kind before...
- No, she means we don't serve tea here.
- W-what?! You don't serve tea?!
- Cake and tea are the staples of a maid café!
- When you think maids, you think England!
- When you think England, you think gentlemen!
- When you think gentlemen, you think tea!
- I don't like tea. Besides, it's a hassle to make anyway.
- Do you have any idea what the third kanji in “café” means?!
- It's “tea”, as in “black tea”!
- But the “café” in “maid café” means coffee, doesn't it?
- Ohhh! That's not what it means!
- I don't really “get” tea anyways.
- Like Little Gray, and stuff...
- You're thinking of aliens!
- Are you referring to Earl Grey?
- Yeah. I've also heard of Tard-jeeling.
- You're the retard here!
- Were you trying to say Darjeeling?
- His defense is flawless!
- While ours is full of holes.
- We're in bad shape!
- I know! In that case, I'll turn the tables on him!
- Arashiyama-san, I don't care what it is, but go do one of your klutzy moves!
- Ehhh?
- Just apply what you've learned.
- You can do it!
- If Arashiyama-san's clumsiness works...
- We don't serve tea, so you'll have to settle for coffee, okay?
- If it works, we can capitalize on that chance!
- Enjoy.
- If it works, you'll have mastered maid-jutsu!
- Ah! The coffee's fizzing over!
- Oh, silly me! I brought you soda instead of coffee!
- Nice, Arashiyama-san!
- If nothing else, your clumsiness made my heart skip a beat!
- I'll fix that right away! Tee hee!
- Hold on, Arashiyama.
- Coffee is made in a siphon or a coffee machine.
- I'd like you to tell me how you managed to mistake a coffee maker for a soda dispenser.
- Huh? Um, well...
- Well?
- Well, they kind of look the same...
- Did you do it on purpose?
- N-no... I-
- Did you do it on purpose?
- I did it on purpose. I'm sorry!
- He's lecturing her over that?
- Sensei's immune to clumsiness also?
- Have a seat right over there, Arashiyama.
- Y-yes sir...
- Why would you do something so senseless? I don't understand it at all.
- Your behavior is simply irrational.
- Yes sir...
- And besides, do you realize what a maid's job really is?
- In what universe does a maid take pleasure in pulling pranks on her customers?
- Yes...
- None sir...
- He's completely forgotten about not getting permission, hasn't he?
- The moment he began lecturing her was when Arashiyama-san became victorious!
- That reminds me, Sanada-kun's awful late today...
- Why is my homeroom teacher here?
- This isn't funny.
- Our café for two,
- my Fortune Café... has changed.
- You're always like this!
- Do you not realize that stuff like 1=0 makes absolutely no sense?!
- Absurd! You're completely nonsensical!
- Men desperately seek happiness, but happiness does not come looking for them.
- For seldom does happiness visit men of its own volition.
- Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 田
- Fortune Café.
- Though its facilities may be minimal, it's a place where the customer's every wish is granted.
- Even the most grand and luxurious of cafés are nothing but empty shacks if they do not provide what the customer seeks.
- Black tea, please.
- Sorry for the wait.
- What in the world is going on?
- Welcome home, Master.
- Isn't it awful, Master? That we could be your maids...
- Once you open that door, you can never escape...
- What the?!
- Please, come in. All the way in...
- Welcome... to your Fortune Café.
- My boss is such a dirtbag.
- I thought I would ruin him by getting him charged with sexual harassment.
- Isn't that a bit overkill?
- But the jerk never takes the bait I lay for him!
- Finally, I just flipped up my skirt I was wearing right in his face, and showed him my lingerie!
- You're pretty outrageous.
- But he got me charged for sexually harassing him instead.
- You screwed yourself over?!
- Next time: The Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit
- Today's not over yet.
- A rainbow-colored dusk surrounds us,
- and the breeze is nice and cool.
- It's a party every Saturday night.
- Even a dark feeling,
- becomes immediately clear
- Everyone's happy.
- Let's be happy.
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- So let's go downtown!
- Let's be happy.
- Let's be happy.
- Let's be happy.
- Let's be happy.
- One, two, one, two, three, four!
- Living for rock!
- Living lonely, blasting my music.
- With chubby, blowfish cheeks,
- chaos follows me throughout the city.
- Being Tsundere is a sign of intelligence,
- and I still have yet to tell him how I feel.
- Putting our lives in the hands of a tornado,
- we train our legs by playing drums.
- Despite what we do, it's all for fun.
- With these folks, it's hardly rock.
- We aren't trying to start a folk dance here,
- and we aren't trying to reach nirvana.
- We're the Maids!
- We come on stage in our maid outfits.
- The Maids have taken over!
- We show up at the scene of every crime.
- We are the invincible Maids!
- If you're constipated, you'll be in pain giving birth.
- We're pure, proper, and respectful!
- The little one's working inside,
- making a profit!
- 田 Thank you very maid for coming!
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