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In which RPGStuck's 2nd Birthday Party is celebrated!

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  1. Mar 19 14:18:18 * Lumaya (webchat@c-75-71-233-80.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined
  2. Mar 19 14:21:04 -ChanServ- #RPGStuck_RedLotus is already registered to yzabtech.
  3. Mar 19 14:31:30 * Strategist14 (webchat@d162-156-128-102.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
  4. Mar 19 14:33:07 * Orea (kiwiirc@cpc16-heme10-2-0-cust964.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined
  5. Mar 19 14:33:08 * Strategist14 is now known as Drilfi[Strat]
  6. Mar 19 14:44:25 * You are now known as Twelve
  7. Mar 19 14:44:31 <Twelve> Party's in 15 minutes, folks1
  8. Mar 19 14:44:34 <Twelve> folks!
  9. Mar 19 14:55:46 <Drilfi[Strat]> Oh shoot that's right this is a thing
  10. Mar 19 14:55:59 <Drilfi[Strat]> I switched tabs and completely forgot
  11. Mar 19 14:58:28 * Lumaya is now known as Lumaya[Ocelot]
  12. Mar 19 15:00:43 * Mark (kiwiirc@timberline-79.dynamic2.rpi.edu) has joined
  13. Mar 19 15:00:57 * Mark is now known as Mark[Aze}
  14. Mar 19 15:01:04 <Twelve> Well, hello.
  15. Mar 19 15:01:35 <Mark[Aze}> What's up EVERYONE.
  16. Mar 19 15:01:36 <Twelve> You may know me as Twelve, narrator and hypocrite extrordinare.
  17. Mar 19 15:01:39 <Orea> Hey~
  18. Mar 19 15:01:56 <Drilfi[Strat]> Hello, children.
  19. Mar 19 15:02:10 <Twelve> Certainly a title I'm proud to have. After all, I gave it to myself!
  20. Mar 19 15:02:13 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello!!!! Who Are you?? I don't think we've met!!
  21. Mar 19 15:02:16 <Mark[Aze}> And who MIGHT you be, calling us CHILDREN?
  22. Mar 19 15:02:35 <Orea> Haven't we met before Twelve?
  23. Mar 19 15:02:40 <Drilfi[Strat]> My, name would be Drilfi.
  24. Mar 19 15:03:00 * Peter_[Sai] (kiwiirc@187.250.105.135.dsl.dyn.telnor.net) has joined
  25. Mar 19 15:03:05 <Twelve> We're all here today to celebrate a very special day. About two years ago, the multiverse you inhabit was created! From my perspective, at least.
  26. Mar 19 15:03:22 <Mark[Aze}> Twelve that's some existential SHIT right there.
  27. Mar 19 15:03:34 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hi, twelve and drifli!!! I'm lumAyA!!! WAit, CreAted??
  28. Mar 19 15:03:36 <Drilfi[Strat]> And, may we all praise the saints for it.
  29. Mar 19 15:03:44 <Twelve> Yup, that's right! Created!
  30. Mar 19 15:03:57 <Mark[Aze}> Hey, Peter, any idea what this GUY is talking about?
  31. Mar 19 15:03:57 <Orea> Uhh... who created it :?
  32. Mar 19 15:04:01 <Peter_[Sai]> Fuck, Mark's here too
  33. Mar 19 15:04:07 <Peter_[Sai]> I mean
  34. Mar 19 15:04:12 <Peter_[Sai]> No none at all
  35. Mar 19 15:04:14 <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, build up ALYA'S house you nut.
  36. Mar 19 15:04:18 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> So you mAde All of the stArs And ConstellAtions in the sky??
  37. Mar 19 15:04:25 <Peter_[Sai]> Oh right
  38. Mar 19 15:04:29 <Peter_[Sai]> I forgot about her
  39. Mar 19 15:04:34 <Mark[Aze}> NO SHIT
  40. Mar 19 15:04:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who's AlyA???
  41. Mar 19 15:04:37 <Peter_[Sai]> since she no longer talks to me
  42. Mar 19 15:04:43 <Peter_[Sai]> and I am like
  43. Mar 19 15:04:45 <Drilfi[Strat]> Is, that so? A, saint stands among Us, then.
  44. Mar 19 15:04:49 <Mark[Aze}> Alya's the client PLAYER of Peter here.
  45. Mar 19 15:04:50 <Twelve> No, we just copied the constellations from our own world because we're too lazy to come up with new ones.
  46. Mar 19 15:04:53 <Mark[Aze}> He's been NEGLECTING her.
  47. Mar 19 15:04:55 <Peter_[Sai]> back from almost dying
  48. Mar 19 15:05:09 <Drilfi[Strat]> Very, well Then, perhaps not a saint.
  49. Mar 19 15:05:21 <Twelve> Orea: A lot of people. The first was some guy names something like...onion...caution.
  50. Mar 19 15:05:36 <Orea> Wow thats a dumb name :P
  51. Mar 19 15:06:00 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would you be CAutious of onions???
  52. Mar 19 15:06:09 <Twelve> Onions can be very dangerous.
  53. Mar 19 15:06:17 <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed.
  54. Mar 19 15:06:26 <Mark[Aze}> This is STUPID
  55. Mar 19 15:06:28 <Orea> Onions make me cry ;-; You're right to be cautious :!
  56. Mar 19 15:06:33 <Twelve> Especially when used as a projectile weapon!
  57. Mar 19 15:06:43 <Peter_[Sai]> I could go for some onions right now
  58. Mar 19 15:06:49 <Mark[Aze}> How am I EVEN here? I'm ASLEEP.
  59. Mar 19 15:06:58 <Twelve> Mark: Maybe it's a dream!
  60. Mar 19 15:07:05 <Peter_[Sai]> And I am talking to a sheeple
  61. Mar 19 15:07:08 <Mark[Aze}> PROBABLY.
  62. Mar 19 15:07:15 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints often provide their wisdom in mysterious ways.
  63. Mar 19 15:07:18 <Peter_[Sai]> wait...
  64. Mar 19 15:07:20 <Mark[Aze}> But like I'm AWAKE while asleep?
  65. Mar 19 15:07:22 <Peter_[Sai]> DID I DIE
  66. Mar 19 15:07:22 <Mark[Aze}> It's WEIRD.
  67. Mar 19 15:07:25 <Peter_[Sai]> AM I DEAD
  68. Mar 19 15:07:26 <Drilfi[Strat]> Dreams, or prophecy are not unheard of.
  69. Mar 19 15:07:31 <Mark[Aze}> Peter, we gotta talk about THIS when I wake up.
  70. Mar 19 15:07:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't know how i got here!!!
  71. Mar 19 15:07:50 <Peter_[Sai]> I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO BLEEDING OUT
  72. Mar 19 15:07:57 <Twelve> I don't know how I got here either.
  73. Mar 19 15:07:59 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Or whAt's ACtuAlly hAppening, now thAt i think About it!!!
  74. Mar 19 15:08:03 <Mark[Aze}> OH DEAL WITH IT
  75. Mar 19 15:08:18 <Mark[Aze}> Have you fought a LICH yet, Peter?
  76. Mar 19 15:08:19 <Peter_[Sai]> uhmm
  77. Mar 19 15:08:22 <Peter_[Sai]> NO
  78. Mar 19 15:08:22 <Orea> I was just waiting around in a kid's room ~~For like 3 months~~ and then I turned up here :! So who even knows :p
  79. Mar 19 15:08:25 <Peter_[Sai]> no
  80. Mar 19 15:08:27 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, believe we should all simply accept this gift of divine Assistance, and learn from this experience.
  81. Mar 19 15:08:31 <Mark[Aze}> Then quit CRYING.
  82. Mar 19 15:08:32 <Peter_[Sai]> I fought a thing
  83. Mar 19 15:08:38 <Peter_[Sai]> dunno if it was a litch
  84. Mar 19 15:08:42 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I CAn CleArly remember tAlking with kAyen, but everything After thAt seems fuzzy!!
  85. Mar 19 15:08:49 <Mark[Aze}> Was it a GIANT skeleton monster?
  86. Mar 19 15:08:59 <Peter_[Sai]> No
  87. Mar 19 15:09:00 <Peter_[Sai]> Like
  88. Mar 19 15:09:05 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't know if Any of it ACtuAlly hAppened!!
  89. Mar 19 15:09:06 <Peter_[Sai]> A giant snek
  90. Mar 19 15:09:09 <Mark[Aze}> Then no, you DIDN'T fight a lich.
  91. Mar 19 15:09:12 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt's a liCh??
  92. Mar 19 15:09:21 <Mark[Aze}> Monster in the GAME.
  93. Mar 19 15:09:24 <Drilfi[Strat]> A, lich is a powerful sort of necromancer.
  94. Mar 19 15:09:24 <Orea> What are you guys talking about :?
  95. Mar 19 15:09:27 <Mark[Aze}> Strong as FUCK.
  96. Mar 19 15:09:28 <Peter_[Sai]> Apparently a skeleton
  97. Mar 19 15:09:34 <Drilfi[Strat]> They, occasionally tend to be incredibly good at rap battles.
  98. Mar 19 15:09:34 <Peter_[Sai]> Actually
  99. Mar 19 15:09:42 <Drilfi[Strat]> As, proven true by Saint Phylactery.
  100. Mar 19 15:09:45 <Orea> wow... I've had to fight teleporting giant... things :?
  101. Mar 19 15:09:46 <Peter_[Sai]> DIDN'T THE REST OF THE WORLD DIE
  102. Mar 19 15:09:53 * Twelve has changed the topic to: Happy birthday, RPGStuck! OOC stuff is at #RPGStuck_WhiteLotus .
  103. Mar 19 15:09:54 <Orea> It was weird :/
  104. Mar 19 15:09:59 <Mark[Aze}> YEAH FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE OKAY?
  105. Mar 19 15:10:05 * CadeGriffon[Soro] (kiwiirc@c-73-239-58-98.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined
  106. Mar 19 15:10:06 <Peter_[Sai]> Mark
  107. Mar 19 15:10:09 <Mark[Aze}> Or did you all ENTER the game too?
  108. Mar 19 15:10:13 <Peter_[Sai]> I think we are dead
  109. Mar 19 15:10:21 <Peter_[Sai]> we kicked the bucket
  110. Mar 19 15:10:21 <Twelve> We're all Sburb players here!
  111. Mar 19 15:10:33 <Orea> I *THINK* multiple people entered the game in different sessions, But i've only really seen hints of that :/
  112. Mar 19 15:10:34 <Peter_[Sai]> the bucket that might or might not be a sexual innuendo
  113. Mar 19 15:10:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Uhh, i think i'm okAy??
  114. Mar 19 15:10:36 <Mark[Aze}> Okay, so that means there's OTHER sessions?
  115. Mar 19 15:10:38 <Twelve> Except me. I'm just an immortal jerk who hops dimensions to make snarky comments about anything and everything.
  116. Mar 19 15:10:39 <Drilfi[Strat]> If, you are all dead then that means that I, am receiving a vision of the afterlife.
  117. Mar 19 15:10:53 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, dearly hope that is not the case.
  118. Mar 19 15:10:55 <Twelve> Yup, other sessions!
  119. Mar 19 15:10:58 <Mark[Aze}> Wait, how did this CHANNEL open up?
  120. Mar 19 15:10:58 <Twelve> At least infinity of them!
  121. Mar 19 15:11:05 <Mark[Aze}> We can CHAT between sessions?
  122. Mar 19 15:11:08 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not sure if i entered... i think i did, but it's reAlly fuzzy!!!
  123. Mar 19 15:11:11 <Orea> How many infinity of them :P
  124. Mar 19 15:11:12 <Peter_[Sai]> Huh
  125. Mar 19 15:11:16 <Peter_[Sai]> That's new
  126. Mar 19 15:11:16 <Twelve> A lot of infinities!
  127. Mar 19 15:11:24 <Peter_[Sai]> :O
  128. Mar 19 15:11:25 <Orea> A lot like... 6 :?
  129. Mar 19 15:11:31 <Twelve> At least six, yes.
  130. Mar 19 15:11:32 <Drilfi[Strat]> Maybe, even seven.
  131. Mar 19 15:11:41 <Mark[Aze}> PETER. We should keep this on the DOWN low.
  132. Mar 19 15:11:43 <Orea> hang on....
  133. Mar 19 15:11:43 <Twelve> I haven't counted them yet.
  134. Mar 19 15:11:49 <Mark[Aze}> The others don't NEED to know.
  135. Mar 19 15:11:55 <Orea> I think I can put two and two together here... or more rather, six and six :!
  136. Mar 19 15:12:01 <Orea> are there Twelve infinities :?
  137. Mar 19 15:12:02 * Drykka (kiwiirc@static-50-53-47-120.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net) has joined
  138. Mar 19 15:12:09 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> wAit, so it's not just our AssoCiAtes who hAve the gAme??
  139. Mar 19 15:12:17 <Twelve> Well, when you go back to your original world, you won't even remember any of this happening. Most likely.
  140. Mar 19 15:12:18 <Mark[Aze}> Oh shit HEY Drykka
  141. Mar 19 15:12:29 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello, drykkA!!!!
  142. Mar 19 15:12:38 <Drilfi[Strat]> No, more than it is only my contacts who have it.
  143. Mar 19 15:12:42 <Twelve> Orea stole my job as pun crafter.
  144. Mar 19 15:12:49 <Orea> MWAHAHAHA :!
  145. Mar 19 15:13:09 <Drykka> so we're not going to remember any of this?
  146. Mar 19 15:13:13 <Twelve> Yeah, probably.
  147. Mar 19 15:13:17 <Twelve> Have fun!
  148. Mar 19 15:13:24 <Mark[Aze}> Who knows, D.
  149. Mar 19 15:13:26 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, assure You, you will remember all that you need to.
  150. Mar 19 15:13:36 <Twelve> ^ Yeah this
  151. Mar 19 15:13:40 <Peter_[Sai]> Guess that makes it a free game
  152. Mar 19 15:13:42 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints do not give their guidance only to take it away afterwards.
  153. Mar 19 15:13:42 <Mark[Aze}> I don't EVEN know how we're both TALKING. I'm literally SLEEPING in your recupercoon right now.
  154. Mar 19 15:14:00 <Drykka> oh, you still have yet to Dream?
  155. Mar 19 15:14:05 <Drilfi[Strat]> Perhaps, each of us will Awaken, changed by our time here.
  156. Mar 19 15:14:10 <Mark[Aze}> I woke UP. Some PURPLE planet.
  157. Mar 19 15:14:25 <Mark[Aze}> ALYA is here with me too.
  158. Mar 19 15:14:26 <Peter_[Sai]> Sounds like a dream+
  159. Mar 19 15:14:35 <Peter_[Sai]> Still sounds like a dream
  160. Mar 19 15:14:47 <Peter_[Sai]> ; )
  161. Mar 19 15:14:53 <Twelve> If what Drilfi said actually happened, that would be pretty cool.
  162. Mar 19 15:14:55 * Drykka is now known as Drykka[flumph]
  163. Mar 19 15:14:56 <Peter_[Sai]> she better not be able to see that
  164. Mar 19 15:15:05 <Twelve> However, there's all sorts of red tape around this stuff.
  165. Mar 19 15:15:14 <Twelve> Red tape that I won't bother to unwind.
  166. Mar 19 15:15:26 <Orea> aw, thats dissapointing :c
  167. Mar 19 15:15:27 <Drykka[flumph]> oh, make sure to reminD me when we fall victim to whatever memory-baseD curse happens at the conclusion of this event,
  168. Mar 19 15:15:33 <Drilfi[Strat]> Of, course. The, saints cannot guide Directly, without depriving their protege of their own freedom.
  169. Mar 19 15:15:52 <Drilfi[Strat]> To, do so would be apostasy at best.
  170. Mar 19 15:16:34 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why shouldn't we remember, though???
  171. Mar 19 15:16:56 <Twelve> Remember? Red tape.
  172. Mar 19 15:17:15 <Mark[Aze}> I could CUT them.
  173. Mar 19 15:17:16 <Twelve> None of this makes enough sense for the universe and your timeline to "accept" it.
  174. Mar 19 15:17:20 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't see Any red tApe here!!!
  175. Mar 19 15:17:23 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints do not guide directly.
  176. Mar 19 15:17:27 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, tape is metaphorical.
  177. Mar 19 15:17:31 <Twelve> It's a metaphor for bureaucracy.
  178. Mar 19 15:17:39 <Mark[Aze}> Maybe this is FORESHADOWING some big event off in the horizon.
  179. Mar 19 15:17:42 <Peter_[Sai]> doesn't sound fair
  180. Mar 19 15:17:49 <Orea> What is bureaucracy?
  181. Mar 19 15:17:50 <Peter_[Sai]> why is our tape metaphoric?
  182. Mar 19 15:17:59 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt would hAppen to the universe if we did remember???
  183. Mar 19 15:18:34 <Twelve> Bureaucracy is what happens when a bunch of people get together and decide that something needs more rules.
  184. Mar 19 15:18:45 <Twelve> This can be a good thing or a bad thing.
  185. Mar 19 15:18:49 <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, you simply must accept that the saints work in mysterious ways. Direct, guidance cannot be given to us mortals.
  186. Mar 19 15:18:49 <Orea> Thats pretty dumb.
  187. Mar 19 15:18:56 <Twelve> In our case, the answer is yes.
  188. Mar 19 15:20:04 <Drilfi[Strat]> All, that can be done is to learn during our time Here, limited though it may be.
  189. Mar 19 15:20:23 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> so CAn you tell us About whAt would hAppen if the Answer is AlwAys yes???
  190. Mar 19 15:20:55 <Twelve> I don't know what you mean by that.
  191. Mar 19 15:21:14 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Well, uhh
  192. Mar 19 15:21:29 <Mark[Aze}> I think what they're SAYING is
  193. Mar 19 15:21:32 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> If i Asked you something About whAt would hAppen
  194. Mar 19 15:21:36 <Mark[Aze}> What would happen if we DID remember?
  195. Mar 19 15:21:46 <Drykka[flumph]> reality is fragile, let's not fuck it up further,
  196. Mar 19 15:21:51 <Twelve> If you did remember...hmm.
  197. Mar 19 15:21:51 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You'd hAve to sAy yes!!!
  198. Mar 19 15:22:05 <Twelve> Me saying yes doesn't really have any power.
  199. Mar 19 15:22:12 <Drilfi[Strat]> If, we were to remember this vision from the Saints, we would lose our own freedom of will.
  200. Mar 19 15:22:17 <Drilfi[Strat]> It, would be a mistake.
  201. Mar 19 15:22:18 <Twelve> Technically, I don't even exist!
  202. Mar 19 15:22:52 <Twelve> My existence or lack thereof is another story I don't even want to think about.
  203. Mar 19 15:23:01 * callousCraftswoman (kiwiirc@bzq-109-66-172-6.red.bezeqint.net) has joined
  204. Mar 19 15:23:25 * callousCraftswoman (kiwiirc@bzq-109-66-172-6.red.bezeqint.net) has left
  205. Mar 19 15:24:09 <Twelve> There's a lot of people up there, who put a lot of time into making your timelines make sense.
  206. Mar 19 15:24:16 <Twelve> And just making your timelines.
  207. Mar 19 15:25:05 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> How do they mAke A timeline?? Whoever they Are???
  208. Mar 19 15:25:20 <Drilfi[Strat]> Do, not begrudge the saints for more than they freely give.
  209. Mar 19 15:25:24 <Twelve> They go back and forth on an online website and play a game for nerds based off a dead webcomic.
  210. Mar 19 15:25:24 <Mark[Aze}> Probably the same person who fucking TRIED to kill me.
  211. Mar 19 15:25:44 <Twelve> Not even kidding.
  212. Mar 19 15:26:01 <Twelve> Two years now, some of us have been here.
  213. Mar 19 15:26:15 <Drilfi[Strat]> Only, two?
  214. Mar 19 15:26:16 <Mark[Aze}> Peter, what's it been for US? A week?
  215. Mar 19 15:26:25 <Drykka[flumph]> at least whatever invisible hanDs brought you to me,
  216. Mar 19 15:26:37 <Twelve> We move like snails. A day for you can mean almost a year for us. It depends.
  217. Mar 19 15:26:45 <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, years flow by like seconds. Two, years is but a moment.
  218. Mar 19 15:26:48 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought it hAd only been a few dAys!!!
  219. Mar 19 15:27:11 <Twelve> For you, it's a few days. For us, it's...a while.
  220. Mar 19 15:27:34 <Peter_[Sai]> I'm sure it's been like 2 days
  221. Mar 19 15:27:56 <Peter_[Sai]> although maybe it's because my planet doesn't seem to move fast
  222. Mar 19 15:28:22 <Mark[Aze}> ((HEY GUYS MIKES STARTING HIS SPEECH IN #Rpgstuck_WhiteLotus GET OVER THERE))
  223. Mar 19 15:29:00 * Kayen_Sulhus (webchat@173.217.2.151) has joined
  224. Mar 19 15:29:11 <Drykka[flumph]> oh, right, i've been meaning to ask, how Do these planets work?
  225. Mar 19 15:29:23 * Kayen_Sulhus is now known as Kayen[geri]
  226. Mar 19 15:29:54 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ((Yo Geri, Twelve is giving is a speech in WhiteLotus))
  227. Mar 19 15:30:01 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, Game, child.
  228. Mar 19 15:30:16 <Drilfi[Strat]> Each, player in the game arrives in their own Land, which they must explore.
  229. Mar 19 15:30:19 <Mark[Aze}> D. I explained my grasp of it in a MEMO a while ago.
  230. Mar 19 15:30:39 <Drilfi[Strat]> They, each are given a quest to Complete, as should be explained by your sprite.
  231. Mar 19 15:31:10 <Drykka[flumph]> oh yeah, i shoulD prototype papersprite again sometime,
  232. Mar 19 15:31:11 <Peter_[Sai]> I have halve a sprite
  233. Mar 19 15:31:15 <Drilfi[Strat]> While, it is possible to move on in a parallel Direction, that would not be advised.
  234. Mar 19 15:31:26 <Peter_[Sai]> From what I've heard it can revive people
  235. Mar 19 15:31:36 <Mark[Aze}> D, do something useful. Looks like prototyping after you enter doesn't have any EFFECT on the enemies.
  236. Mar 19 15:31:42 <Drilfi[Strat]> Unless, you have significant reason to do so.
  237. Mar 19 15:31:59 <Peter_[Sai]> I'm kinda saving it in case stuff happens
  238. Mar 19 15:32:04 <Drykka[flumph]> ah, nice, i'll try to finD something of immense power first,
  239. Mar 19 15:32:06 <Peter_[Sai]> by which I mean I die
  240. Mar 19 15:32:29 <Mark[Aze}> D you should totally just pick up unconscious me and put me in the sprite.
  241. Mar 19 15:32:38 <Drilfi[Strat]> ... Thank, you for this information.
  242. Mar 19 15:32:50 <Drykka[flumph]> what?
  243. Mar 19 15:32:53 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, will do my utmost to remember it upon my return to the physical world.
  244. Mar 19 15:33:21 <Drilfi[Strat]> Resurrection.
  245. Mar 19 15:33:58 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ThAnks, peter!!! I'll try to remember!!!
  246. Mar 19 15:34:30 <Drykka[flumph]> mark, i Don't know if you can get back using bullshit Dreammagic if i throw your primary presence into the sprite,
  247. Mar 19 15:34:31 <Peter_[Sai]> It's not really a revive more than like
  248. Mar 19 15:34:32 <Mark[Aze}> PETER, where did you learn this?
  249. Mar 19 15:34:34 <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed. I, owe you many lives if this is true.
  250. Mar 19 15:34:40 <Peter_[Sai]> well
  251. Mar 19 15:34:40 * Lukas[Silver] (~silverlea@c-76-104-36-43.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined
  252. Mar 19 15:34:53 <Peter_[Sai]> you and cy dropped dead people on them
  253. Mar 19 15:35:00 <Peter_[Sai]> and now they are back
  254. Mar 19 15:35:04 <Mark[Aze}> Wait, right. We DID do that.
  255. Mar 19 15:35:20 <Mark[Aze}> And I technically also dropped my CLIENT's dad on his sprite
  256. Mar 19 15:35:20 <Peter_[Sai]> did you really not think about that yourself?
  257. Mar 19 15:35:32 <Peter_[Sai]> well that I didn't know
  258. Mar 19 15:35:42 <Mark[Aze}> It's been a WHILE. I've forgotten some things.
  259. Mar 19 15:35:57 <Peter_[Sai]> You would usually be the first to notice that you could revive from those maybe
  260. Mar 19 15:36:02 * Guy_Guyson[Matt] (kiwiirc@d162-156-128-102.bchsia.telus.net) has joined
  261. Mar 19 15:36:09 <Mark[Aze}> You'd THINK that.
  262. Mar 19 15:36:13 <Mark[Aze}> But I was drunk.
  263. Mar 19 15:36:17 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "What's up, menbrosdudesfams?"
  264. Mar 19 15:36:33 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello!!! Who Are you???
  265. Mar 19 15:36:36 <Drykka[flumph]> i mean, my server player is useless,
  266. Mar 19 15:36:53 <Mark[Aze}> It's good having a competent SERVER player.
  267. Mar 19 15:37:03 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "I'm Guy."
  268. Mar 19 15:37:07 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "Guy Guyson."
  269. Mar 19 15:37:08 <Peter_[Sai]> heh
  270. Mar 19 15:37:09 <Drykka[flumph]> cy woulD know pretty well, eh?
  271. Mar 19 15:37:26 <Peter_[Sai]> At least you guys seem to have server players
  272. Mar 19 15:37:27 <Mark[Aze}> D, you haven't DONE bad.
  273. Mar 19 15:37:32 <Peter_[Sai]> mine is like
  274. Mar 19 15:37:34 <Peter_[Sai]> MIA
  275. Mar 19 15:37:39 <Mark[Aze}> Peter, I'm SORRY. That fucking IDIOT shot his computer.
  276. Mar 19 15:37:43 <Peter_[Sai]> I had to build a ladder
  277. Mar 19 15:37:59 <Peter_[Sai]> A seven-story ladder
  278. Mar 19 15:38:02 <Drykka[flumph]> i shoulD learn how to fly eventually, shoulDn't be hard.
  279. Mar 19 15:38:07 <Peter_[Sai]> you know how hard that is
  280. Mar 19 15:38:07 <Mark[Aze}> I fully intend on KICKING his ASS when I get to his planet.
  281. Mar 19 15:38:13 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are we talking about plastic right now?
  282. Mar 19 15:38:15 <Peter_[Sai]> wait..
  283. Mar 19 15:38:21 <Peter_[Sai]> Is D a troll?
  284. Mar 19 15:38:26 <Drykka[flumph]> yeah?
  285. Mar 19 15:38:26 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If we're not, we should be.
  286. Mar 19 15:38:36 <Peter_[Sai]> oh
  287. Mar 19 15:38:46 <Peter_[Sai]> don't tell alya about that detail
  288. Mar 19 15:38:48 <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, PETER. One troll survived.
  289. Mar 19 15:38:48 <Peter_[Sai]> or
  290. Mar 19 15:38:55 <Peter_[Sai]> take cover when you do
  291. Mar 19 15:39:02 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would we tAlk About plAstiC???
  292. Mar 19 15:39:23 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, am also curious about this.
  293. Mar 19 15:39:27 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is the best thing ever, manbrodudefam.
  294. Mar 19 15:39:37 <Lukas[Silver]> yes plastic
  295. Mar 19 15:39:43 <Drykka[flumph]> anyway, mark, if you can track Down joyousDream, please kick the shit out of them,
  296. Mar 19 15:39:44 <Lukas[Silver]> totally what we should be talking about right now
  297. Mar 19 15:39:46 <Lukas[Silver]> definitely
  298. Mar 19 15:39:46 <Twelve> Well, I'm done giving my speech in the other room. Unlike last year, I won't stick around and be awkward! So instead, I'm just gonna step out, and
  299. Mar 19 15:39:54 * You are now known as Mike_Sardon[yzab]
  300. Mar 19 15:40:05 <Mark[Aze}> Okay so I'm making the EXECUTIVE decision to have everyone IGNORE this Guy person.
  301. Mar 19 15:40:13 <Mark[Aze}> Kind of a DOUCHECANOE.
  302. Mar 19 15:40:13 <Peter_[Sai]> No
  303. Mar 19 15:40:24 <Drykka[flumph]> cool you're now the team leaDer,
  304. Mar 19 15:40:24 <Peter_[Sai]> fuck you and fuck your orders
  305. Mar 19 15:40:27 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yes, ignore me.
  306. Mar 19 15:40:28 <Drilfi[Strat]> That, doesn't really seem like something you would have authority over.
  307. Mar 19 15:40:29 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not A guy!!! thAnks, uhh... whoever you Are???
  308. Mar 19 15:40:33 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If we ignore me, we can focus more on plastic.
  309. Mar 19 15:40:41 <Peter_[Sai]> True
  310. Mar 19 15:40:48 <Mark[Aze}> See, Peter? D respects my AUTHORITY as the team leader.
  311. Mar 19 15:41:03 <Peter_[Sai]> Isn't she like your BFF
  312. Mar 19 15:41:26 <Mark[Aze}> Nah, that's CY
  313. Mar 19 15:41:27 <Drykka[flumph]> also i can respect anyone within range of my powers of utter Domination,
  314. Mar 19 15:41:30 * Kayen[geri] has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  315. Mar 19 15:41:38 <Lukas[Silver]> whyre you the team leader?
  316. Mar 19 15:41:47 <Peter_[Sai]> I'm not sure either
  317. Mar 19 15:41:48 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> ^
  318. Mar 19 15:41:52 <Lukas[Silver]> why do you even need a leader?
  319. Mar 19 15:41:54 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I suggest a revolution
  320. Mar 19 15:41:57 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> we must make a new leader
  321. Mar 19 15:41:57 <Peter_[Sai]> I'm Pretty sure he isn't
  322. Mar 19 15:42:00 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And that new leader
  323. Mar 19 15:42:02 <Lukas[Silver]> didnt everything die?
  324. Mar 19 15:42:02 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I suggest NOT a revolution.
  325. Mar 19 15:42:02 <Drilfi[Strat]> The, leadership should clearly go to the saints.
  326. Mar 19 15:42:03 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Shall be plastic.
  327. Mar 19 15:42:08 <Peter_[Sai]> he is like the squad leader at best
  328. Mar 19 15:42:10 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> PLASTIC REVOLUTION!
  329. Mar 19 15:42:15 <Mark[Aze}> I'm PRETTY sure that I'm the only one with some COMMON FUCKING SENSE in our session.
  330. Mar 19 15:42:17 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How about no?
  331. Mar 19 15:42:30 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Clearly, I should be the leader.
  332. Mar 19 15:42:31 <Mark[Aze}> Maybe CY, too, but she's too busy usually.
  333. Mar 19 15:42:38 <Drykka[flumph]> you're within range of my powers, that's gooD enough,
  334. Mar 19 15:42:45 <Peter_[Sai]> Yeah you don't have common sense
  335. Mar 19 15:42:49 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are you made of plastic?
  336. Mar 19 15:42:57 <Peter_[Sai]> neither of you have common sense
  337. Mar 19 15:42:57 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If you aren't made of plastic, you don't deserve to be leader.
  338. Mar 19 15:42:59 <Mark[Aze}> D, I'm naked in your RESPITEBLOCK right now. I don't think you want to try with me.
  339. Mar 19 15:42:59 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Clearly, we should stop arguing about leaders before this devolves into an all-around shitfest.
  340. Mar 19 15:43:00 <Lukas[Silver]> because leaders totally yell at everyone below them
  341. Mar 19 15:43:08 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I have extensive knowledge in politics and the inner workings of bureaucracy, and studied the political system of the Agonocracy, written and given to us by the Great Mackonia!
  342. Mar 19 15:43:19 <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  343. Mar 19 15:43:20 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> So that's a no on the plastic?
  344. Mar 19 15:43:21 <Lukas[Silver]> thanks for that
  345. Mar 19 15:43:24 <Drilfi[Strat]> If, I, may make one last Suggestion, I, believe we should firmly place all authority into the hands of the saints.
  346. Mar 19 15:43:25 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> That is a no on the plastic.
  347. Mar 19 15:43:26 <Lukas[Silver]> mr. humble
  348. Mar 19 15:43:28 <Drilfi[Strat]> One, saint has plastic.
  349. Mar 19 15:43:35 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> SOLD!
  350. Mar 19 15:43:41 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> SAINT PLASTIC IS THE NEW LEADER
  351. Mar 19 15:43:46 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> ALL HAIL.
  352. Mar 19 15:43:54 <Lukas[Silver]> what is with you and plastic?
  353. Mar 19 15:43:57 <Drilfi[Strat]> His, name is Saint Sameo.
  354. Mar 19 15:43:58 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Plastic is artificial and is therefore unfit to rule over natural organisms.
  355. Mar 19 15:43:58 <Mark[Aze}> This is KIND of stupid.
  356. Mar 19 15:43:58 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I like plastic.
  357. Mar 19 15:44:04 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!! plAstiC CAn't leAd Anything!!!
  358. Mar 19 15:44:07 <Lukas[Silver]> okay then
  359. Mar 19 15:44:10 <Peter_[Sai]> Don't react to him
  360. Mar 19 15:44:11 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Not with that attitude it can't.
  361. Mar 19 15:44:15 <Drykka[flumph]> Disarmingly so,
  362. Mar 19 15:44:18 <Peter_[Sai]> that just makes him react more
  363. Mar 19 15:44:29 <Mark[Aze}> PETER, aren't you glad we don't have any losers like THIS in our session?
  364. Mar 19 15:44:36 <Lukas[Silver]> like this?
  365. Mar 19 15:44:40 <Drykka[flumph]> I'm sorry, mark, it's Difficult to use my powers when shit gets too stupiD,
  366. Mar 19 15:44:40 <Peter_[Sai]> how about we talk about what's important
  367. Mar 19 15:44:43 <Peter_[Sai]> like
  368. Mar 19 15:44:48 <Lukas[Silver]> says the person who made themselves leader for no reason
  369. Mar 19 15:44:49 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  370. Mar 19 15:44:51 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Although the technocracy sounds great in theory, robots cannot feel true emotion, and are unfit to rule.
  371. Mar 19 15:44:52 <Peter_[Sai]> how Mark is leader of jackshit
  372. Mar 19 15:45:14 <Mark[Aze}> I mean PETER you can fight me for that spot if YOU want.
  373. Mar 19 15:45:14 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I agree.
  374. Mar 19 15:45:20 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Something *important*, like what?
  375. Mar 19 15:45:20 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The real leader, of course, is plastic.
  376. Mar 19 15:45:27 <Lukas[Silver]> will the person who keep spouting off halfbaked nonsense please not do that anymore
  377. Mar 19 15:45:29 <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, please. Nobody, should be fighting over something as temporary as leadership.
  378. Mar 19 15:45:32 <Peter_[Sai]> We are not even on the same planet
  379. Mar 19 15:45:37 <Mark[Aze}> Not yet.
  380. Mar 19 15:45:48 <Peter_[Sai]> what do you mean not yet?
  381. Mar 19 15:46:05 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I have to agree with Peter on this count.
  382. Mar 19 15:46:05 <Mark[Aze}> ;)
  383. Mar 19 15:46:17 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Please.
  384. Mar 19 15:46:18 <Drykka[flumph]> he Doesn't know about the gates?
  385. Mar 19 15:46:24 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> You. You with the unkempt hair.
  386. Mar 19 15:46:24 <Lukas[Silver]> the what now?
  387. Mar 19 15:46:34 <Lukas[Silver]> wow me?
  388. Mar 19 15:46:36 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Are you referring to me when you say "unkempt nonsense"?
  389. Mar 19 15:46:42 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I'm personally still waiting for the ambiguous game I found on a totally legal computer to load.
  390. Mar 19 15:46:43 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> crap
  391. Mar 19 15:46:45 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> typo
  392. Mar 19 15:46:46 <Lukas[Silver]> no
  393. Mar 19 15:46:50 <Lukas[Silver]> halfbaked nonsese
  394. Mar 19 15:46:52 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> So I have no idea what these "gates" are.
  395. Mar 19 15:46:53 <Lukas[Silver]> theres a difference
  396. Mar 19 15:46:57 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Care to enlighten me?
  397. Mar 19 15:46:59 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Twas a freudian slip.
  398. Mar 19 15:47:08 <Lukas[Silver]> I'm sure it was
  399. Mar 19 15:47:12 <Mark[Aze}> Cade, who are you, anyways?
  400. Mar 19 15:47:16 <Peter_[Sai]> Oh right gates
  401. Mar 19 15:47:25 <Peter_[Sai]> I think Cy mentioned that
  402. Mar 19 15:47:38 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I was just making sure, as surely, you cannot be referring to my abridged lecture on the nature of leadership.
  403. Mar 19 15:47:41 <Drilfi[Strat]> Gates, allow one to travel deeper into their land.
  404. Mar 19 15:47:45 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are these gates made of plastic, by any chance?
  405. Mar 19 15:47:55 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, don't believe so.
  406. Mar 19 15:47:58 <Mark[Aze}> If it shuts Guy up, SURE, they're made of plastic.
  407. Mar 19 15:48:00 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Dang.
  408. Mar 19 15:48:06 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Aw heck yes, plastic stuff!
  409. Mar 19 15:48:06 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I did not study political theory and philosophy on the nature of sentience for nothing.
  410. Mar 19 15:48:22 <Lukas[Silver]> amazing
  411. Mar 19 15:48:33 <Lukas[Silver]> totally useful knowledge after the apocalypse huh?
  412. Mar 19 15:48:34 <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  413. Mar 19 15:48:38 <Drilfi[Strat]> Is, that so?
  414. Mar 19 15:48:59 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> When all living matter dies, one thing shall remain.
  415. Mar 19 15:49:02 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  416. Mar 19 15:49:13 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> so the gAtes Are mAde out of plAstiC??? i thought they were mAgiCAl!!!
  417. Mar 19 15:49:19 <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, all living matter shall not die.
  418. Mar 19 15:49:22 <Peter_[Sai]> What about like
  419. Mar 19 15:49:23 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Exactly.
  420. Mar 19 15:49:24 <Peter_[Sai]> roaches
  421. Mar 19 15:49:27 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How would advancing deeper into the planet get us all on the same one?
  422. Mar 19 15:49:28 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, the stArs will be left behind!!!
  423. Mar 19 15:49:29 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> In fact, it is, whatever your name is.
  424. Mar 19 15:49:31 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> All plastic is magical.
  425. Mar 19 15:49:38 <Drilfi[Strat]> Saint Golem, teaches us this.
  426. Mar 19 15:50:14 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> When all but 10 of the human race are tragically killed by a poetic end of falling meteors, how will the remaining ten lead themselves and whatever new civilization they come across?
  427. Mar 19 15:50:24 <Lukas[Silver]> ten?
  428. Mar 19 15:50:24 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> With plastic.
  429. Mar 19 15:50:27 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Ten.
  430. Mar 19 15:50:30 <Lukas[Silver]> without plastic
  431. Mar 19 15:50:31 <Drilfi[Strat]> Death, may Occur, but new life shall spring from the ashes.
  432. Mar 19 15:50:36 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Was it not ten for you?
  433. Mar 19 15:50:44 <Mark[Aze}> Seven for us.
  434. Mar 19 15:50:44 <Lukas[Silver]> no?
  435. Mar 19 15:50:53 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What was it, then?
  436. Mar 19 15:50:55 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought there were only 4 humAns Alive!!!
  437. Mar 19 15:51:05 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Dibs!
  438. Mar 19 15:51:09 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, only know of a single human.
  439. Mar 19 15:51:10 <Lukas[Silver]> eight
  440. Mar 19 15:51:12 <Mark[Aze}> Well, 6 humans, and one TROLL.
  441. Mar 19 15:51:17 <Lukas[Silver]> it was eight including me
  442. Mar 19 15:51:17 <Drykka[flumph]> so like, as the last living troll, Does the position of empress Default to me? i mean, like, i have my shitty blooD anD all, but i mean, whatever right?
  443. Mar 19 15:51:22 <Drilfi[Strat]> A, single living One, at any rate.
  444. Mar 19 15:51:27 * CadeGriffon[Soro] has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  445. Mar 19 15:51:39 <Mark[Aze}> You know, D. I'd respect you as empress.
  446. Mar 19 15:51:52 <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, the title of empress is a meaningless one. Strive, not to fulfill a Role, but to make your own legacy.
  447. Mar 19 15:51:54 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What's a troll?
  448. Mar 19 15:51:58 <Lukas[Silver]> aliens
  449. Mar 19 15:52:02 <Lukas[Silver]> dont ask
  450. Mar 19 15:52:03 <Drykka[flumph]> well, not quite,
  451. Mar 19 15:52:06 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Don't tell me the mythological creatures who live under bridges are real.
  452. Mar 19 15:52:10 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Yes, Aliens!!!! You're Aliens to us!!!
  453. Mar 19 15:52:15 <Peter_[Sai]> a subrace of humans I guess?
  454. Mar 19 15:52:17 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> DO people stil seriously believe in them?
  455. Mar 19 15:52:23 <Peter_[Sai]> I never took biology or history
  456. Mar 19 15:52:37 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I thought it was proven to be an antiquated myth only found in stories for children.
  457. Mar 19 15:52:40 <Drilfi[Strat]> We, most certainly Exist, child.
  458. Mar 19 15:52:42 <Lukas[Silver]> trolls and humans are both aliens guys
  459. Mar 19 15:52:46 <Peter_[Sai]> They do live in our planet as some kind of minority
  460. Mar 19 15:52:46 <Lukas[Silver]> its not hard to figure out
  461. Mar 19 15:53:10 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought there were no trolls on the humAn world???
  462. Mar 19 15:53:10 <Mark[Aze}> Trolls are people too, you fucking RACISTS.
  463. Mar 19 15:53:18 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yeah!
  464. Mar 19 15:53:22 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> So is plastic!
  465. Mar 19 15:53:23 <Drykka[flumph]> well, trolls are a completely Different species, we only have similar anatomies on the broaDest level,
  466. Mar 19 15:53:32 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Clearly, the most logical explanation is that this is an elaborate prank pulled by a bunch of imbeciles who thought it was funny to dye their hair and skin and put fake horns on.
  467. Mar 19 15:53:46 <Lukas[Silver]> or maybe its that trolls are just aliens
  468. Mar 19 15:53:59 <Lukas[Silver]> but that would be too complicated for you right?
  469. Mar 19 15:54:00 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We're Aliens!!! Not roleplAyers!!!
  470. Mar 19 15:54:00 <Peter_[Sai]> Pretty sure they have an underwater civilization
  471. Mar 19 15:54:04 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Your costumes look like they were shoddily put together in the span of ten minutes, who did you think you were fooling?
  472. Mar 19 15:54:07 <Peter_[Sai]> wait what?
  473. Mar 19 15:54:18 <Peter_[Sai]> Mark
  474. Mar 19 15:54:22 <Mark[Aze}> Peter
  475. Mar 19 15:54:23 <Lukas[Silver]> why this
  476. Mar 19 15:54:31 <Peter_[Sai]> this is weird
  477. Mar 19 15:54:34 <Mark[Aze}> Nah.
  478. Mar 19 15:54:34 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, would not call our underwater castles an entire civilization of its own.
  479. Mar 19 15:54:43 <Mark[Aze}> They're TROLL DENYISTS
  480. Mar 19 15:54:49 <Peter_[Sai]> I think they actually don't know about trolls
  481. Mar 19 15:54:49 <Mark[Aze}> They deny the existence of TROLLS.
  482. Mar 19 15:55:05 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Yes, we Also live on lAnd, not just underwAter!!!
  483. Mar 19 15:55:20 <Drykka[flumph]> i mean, it's plausible that circumstances coulD be slightly Different from game-to-game, there's a lot of weirD bullshit going arounD in the game alreaDy,
  484. Mar 19 15:55:21 <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed. Some, castes more than Others, Perhaps, but nonetheless.
  485. Mar 19 15:55:27 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Last I checked, Earth was inhabited by one dominant species, humans.
  486. Mar 19 15:55:38 <Lukas[Silver]> there are trolls too
  487. Mar 19 15:55:41 <Drykka[flumph]> okay whatever you say asshole,
  488. Mar 19 15:55:43 <Drilfi[Strat]> Last, you Checked, your world was gone.
  489. Mar 19 15:55:49 <Peter_[Sai]> uhm
  490. Mar 19 15:55:53 <Peter_[Sai]> is this a joke?
  491. Mar 19 15:55:54 <Lukas[Silver]> a friend of mine is half troll actually
  492. Mar 19 15:56:00 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Last I checked, plastic was the best.
  493. Mar 19 15:56:01 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> The world shall begin anew one day!
  494. Mar 19 15:56:02 <Drykka[flumph]> what
  495. Mar 19 15:56:10 <Drykka[flumph]> what the fuck?
  496. Mar 19 15:56:11 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> As I was saying.
  497. Mar 19 15:56:16 <Peter_[Sai]> we all know Trolls have lived on earth for a few hundreads of years?
  498. Mar 19 15:56:31 <Drilfi[Strat]> Trolls, have existed on Alternia, for millenia.
  499. Mar 19 15:56:32 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Nope.
  500. Mar 19 15:56:35 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What is this illogical conspiracy theorist babble I'm hearing?
  501. Mar 19 15:56:40 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic, on the other hand, has always existed.
  502. Mar 19 15:56:42 <Lukas[Silver]> okay okay
  503. Mar 19 15:56:44 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is eternal.
  504. Mar 19 15:56:47 <Lukas[Silver]> mr humble whats your name
  505. Mar 19 15:56:51 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ...no? eArth's fAr AwAy from the gAlACtiC empire???
  506. Mar 19 15:56:53 <Lukas[Silver]> real quick
  507. Mar 19 15:57:15 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Plastic has only been manufactured, manmade and mass-produced since the 1980s.
  508. Mar 19 15:57:31 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Wrong.
  509. Mar 19 15:57:35 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic is forever.
  510. Mar 19 15:57:35 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> My name is Michael Sardon.
  511. Mar 19 15:57:42 <Lukas[Silver]> thank you
  512. Mar 19 15:57:47 <Lukas[Silver]> Michael
  513. Mar 19 15:57:51 <Lukas[Silver]> so youre telling me
  514. Mar 19 15:57:53 <Lukas[Silver]> the world ended
  515. Mar 19 15:57:57 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Last in Line from the Sardon Clan.
  516. Mar 19 15:58:05 <Lukas[Silver]> and you were brought to some fantasty land
  517. Mar 19 15:58:09 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> You have the privilege of calling me "Mike".
  518. Mar 19 15:58:12 <Drykka[flumph]> earth was DestroyeD, yes.
  519. Mar 19 15:58:14 <Lukas[Silver]> and you cant believe that aliens are a thing that happen?
  520. Mar 19 15:58:16 <Lukas[Silver]> like
  521. Mar 19 15:58:20 <Lukas[Silver]> thats too much for you?
  522. Mar 19 15:58:22 <Lukas[Silver]> seriously?
  523. Mar 19 15:58:57 <Lukas[Silver]> but I'm sure its far to much for someone of your intelligence to believe
  524. Mar 19 15:59:00 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I've seen some strange green reptiles in cities of towers piercing the sky.
  525. Mar 19 15:59:03 <Lukas[Silver]> must be hard you knwo
  526. Mar 19 15:59:14 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I'll believe in "trolls" when I see them.
  527. Mar 19 15:59:19 <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, Please, why must you fight?
  528. Mar 19 15:59:26 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> And not a bunch of roleplayers pulling an elaborate prank.
  529. Mar 19 15:59:31 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Over who gets to keep the plastic.
  530. Mar 19 15:59:34 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The answer is me.
  531. Mar 19 15:59:45 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I keep the plastic.
  532. Mar 19 15:59:49 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I am the plastic keeper. It is me.
  533. Mar 19 15:59:58 <Drykka[flumph]> i'm a rustblooD, i Don't have time for your bullshit,
  534. Mar 19 16:00:03 <Lukas[Silver]> you mean those trolls right over there?
  535. Mar 19 16:00:08 <Lukas[Silver]> wave for me trolls
  536. Mar 19 16:00:11 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Argh, i've AlreAdy hAd to tell everyone thAt we're not roleplAying!!!
  537. Mar 19 16:00:19 * Lumaya[Ocelot] waves
  538. Mar 19 16:00:31 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, have thousands of Sweeps, and I, still don't have time to spend listening to this. No, offence intended.
  539. Mar 19 16:00:37 * Drilfi[Strat] waves
  540. Mar 19 16:00:49 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Everyone's blood is red, if that's what you're referring to.
  541. Mar 19 16:00:53 * Drykka[flumph] gestures angrily at her horns
  542. Mar 19 16:01:19 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> And a wonderfully constructed headband you have. I applaud you.
  543. Mar 19 16:01:20 <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, if I, were any other Noble, I, could have you hung for such an insult.
  544. Mar 19 16:01:22 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> My blood isn't red!!! Isn't red blood nonexistent???
  545. Mar 19 16:01:24 <Lukas[Silver]> thank you those of you trolls who waved
  546. Mar 19 16:01:28 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> My blood is actually see-through.
  547. Mar 19 16:01:32 <Drilfi[Strat]> You, may want to watch your tongue a bit in the future.
  548. Mar 19 16:01:36 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because of the plastic I melted into it.
  549. Mar 19 16:01:45 <Lukas[Silver]> because this *genius* doesnt want to believe whats in front of him
  550. Mar 19 16:02:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would you melt plAstiC into your blood??? thAt's gross!!!
  551. Mar 19 16:02:43 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No. It's glorious.
  552. Mar 19 16:02:45 <Drykka[flumph]> oh, right, as a rustblood, i am in no position to ask you for this, but might i ask that you cut out the plastic guy's tongue?
  553. Mar 19 16:02:54 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Put your finger in between your eyes, and keep it there. Look straight forward. You now cannot see your finger. By your logic, because you cannot see it, you can be sure that it does not exist.
  554. Mar 19 16:03:00 <Peter_[Sai]> Tireeddd
  555. Mar 19 16:03:07 * Peter_[Sai] (kiwiirc@187.250.105.135.dsl.dyn.telnor.net) has left
  556. Mar 19 16:03:23 * Lumaya[Ocelot] puts finger between eyes
  557. Mar 19 16:03:28 * Lukas[Silver] clasps hands together
  558. Mar 19 16:03:32 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ...i CAn still see it???
  559. Mar 19 16:03:40 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey man, why you gotta be mean like that?
  560. Mar 19 16:03:47 <Lukas[Silver]> there is a difference between object permanence and being able to believe in aliens right in front of you
  561. Mar 19 16:03:58 <Drilfi[Strat]> Please, stop Fighting, children.
  562. Mar 19 16:04:06 <Drilfi[Strat]> This, is all so very solvable.
  563. Mar 19 16:04:15 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Who you calling children? I'm like, 30 or something.
  564. Mar 19 16:04:29 <Lukas[Silver]> I count as a children
  565. Mar 19 16:04:31 <Drilfi[Strat]> Thirty, what? Centuries?
  566. Mar 19 16:04:35 <Drilfi[Strat]> Sweeps?
  567. Mar 19 16:04:35 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You're 30 sweeps???
  568. Mar 19 16:04:35 <Lukas[Silver]> so me probably
  569. Mar 19 16:04:42 <Lukas[Silver]> years
  570. Mar 19 16:04:46 <Lukas[Silver]> humans use years
  571. Mar 19 16:04:47 <Drykka[flumph]> i'm like halfway through my life, i'm like, 15,
  572. Mar 19 16:04:50 <Lukas[Silver]> theyre less than sweeps
  573. Mar 19 16:04:58 <Drykka[flumph]> years, i suppose,
  574. Mar 19 16:05:00 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> How do you propose we "solve" this, oh wise one?
  575. Mar 19 16:05:04 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm only seven!!! whAt Counts As Children???
  576. Mar 19 16:05:14 <Lukas[Silver]> seven counts as children probably
  577. Mar 19 16:05:20 * Drilfi[Strat] summons a scimitar from his strife deck.
  578. Mar 19 16:05:33 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> WHOA, NOT COOL, MANBRODUDEFAM.
  579. Mar 19 16:05:36 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> PUT THE STAB THING AWAY.
  580. Mar 19 16:05:38 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Age doesn't matter!
  581. Mar 19 16:05:45 * Drilfi[Strat] presses Saint Fairgrave's Rancor to his palm, drawing a line of violet blood in it.
  582. Mar 19 16:05:45 <Lukas[Silver]> kind of does
  583. Mar 19 16:05:54 <Drykka[flumph]> shit DuDe, i only have stickkinD,
  584. Mar 19 16:05:58 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> MY GOD.
  585. Mar 19 16:05:59 <Lukas[Silver]> but weapons are probably a bad idea
  586. Mar 19 16:06:02 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt Are you doing????
  587. Mar 19 16:06:05 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> WHO DOESN'T EXIST.
  588. Mar 19 16:06:12 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> IT'S AN EXPRESSION, GUYS.
  589. Mar 19 16:06:15 <Drilfi[Strat]> Not, red.
  590. Mar 19 16:06:18 <Drilfi[Strat]> Stand, down.
  591. Mar 19 16:06:26 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> That.
  592. Mar 19 16:06:34 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Was....
  593. Mar 19 16:06:38 * Mike_Sardon[yzab] clears his throat.
  594. Mar 19 16:06:43 * CadeGriffon[Soro] (kiwiirc@c-73-239-58-98.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined
  595. Mar 19 16:06:49 * Mike_Sardon[yzab] stands up straighter.
  596. Mar 19 16:06:50 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yo, can I borrow that to show off my plastic blood?
  597. Mar 19 16:06:50 <Lukas[Silver]> oh look a new guy
  598. Mar 19 16:06:56 <Lukas[Silver]> maybe this one will be sane
  599. Mar 19 16:07:00 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> An amazing display of effects.
  600. Mar 19 16:07:02 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Not new, merely returning.
  601. Mar 19 16:07:07 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Truly an amazing one.
  602. Mar 19 16:07:10 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I popped in for like 20 seconds earlier.
  603. Mar 19 16:07:12 <Drykka[flumph]> might i prostrate myself before you, oh honorable highblooD?
  604. Mar 19 16:07:14 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> But it's not speCiAl effeCts!!!
  605. Mar 19 16:07:16 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> May I ask how you did it?
  606. Mar 19 16:07:25 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Did you color your blood artifically?
  607. Mar 19 16:07:29 <Lukas[Silver]> then you might want to take your advice from before and leave again
  608. Mar 19 16:07:37 <Drilfi[Strat]> Feel, no such Obligation, child.
  609. Mar 19 16:07:53 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Did you have a special glove on beforehand, hiding a purple liquid the consistency of blood under it?
  610. Mar 19 16:08:00 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, have no such desire to control the lowbloods surrounding myself.
  611. Mar 19 16:08:02 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> The obligation is weighing on my shoulders.
  612. Mar 19 16:08:05 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> It truly was a spectacle to watch.
  613. Mar 19 16:08:05 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I can't handle the stress etc etc
  614. Mar 19 16:08:07 <Drilfi[Strat]> Only, to guide them with the words of the saints.
  615. Mar 19 16:08:14 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How could you do this to meeeeeeeeee
  616. Mar 19 16:08:15 <Lukas[Silver]> troll with the weapon could you please put it away
  617. Mar 19 16:08:16 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> YEAH SAINT PLASTIC!
  618. Mar 19 16:08:29 <Drilfi[Strat]> Certainly.
  619. Mar 19 16:08:39 * Drilfi[Strat] returns Saint Fairgrave's Rancor to his strife deck.
  620. Mar 19 16:08:49 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Agreed with...guy with the unkempt hair who I don't think mentioned his name yet.
  621. Mar 19 16:08:52 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, trust my point has been made clearly.
  622. Mar 19 16:09:08 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> It was making me uncomfortable. Thank you.
  623. Mar 19 16:09:33 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Whew!!! thAnks for putting it AwAy!!!
  624. Mar 19 16:09:50 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I didn't even know you had it out in the first place, but thanks anyway.
  625. Mar 19 16:09:50 <Lukas[Silver]> Lukas
  626. Mar 19 16:09:59 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Getting stabbed is not my idea of a fun time.
  627. Mar 19 16:10:03 <Lukas[Silver]> and could you maybe stop with the unkempt hair thing
  628. Mar 19 16:10:07 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, had no intention of causing anyone discomfort.
  629. Mar 19 16:10:18 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Thank you, Lukas.
  630. Mar 19 16:10:36 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I will, now that I know your actual name.
  631. Mar 19 16:10:37 <Lukas[Silver]> a massive eight sided die just told me it was genetic so theres technically nothing I and do about it
  632. Mar 19 16:10:47 * Lukas[Silver] shrugs
  633. Mar 19 16:10:50 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> You could cut it all off.
  634. Mar 19 16:10:55 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> That is always a possibility.
  635. Mar 19 16:11:06 <Lukas[Silver]> nope
  636. Mar 19 16:11:11 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I was remarking on a trait that I immediately picked out and used to identify you.
  637. Mar 19 16:11:20 <Lukas[Silver]> that never occured to me in the history of my life
  638. Mar 19 16:11:32 <Lukas[Silver]> yeah I figured Micheal
  639. Mar 19 16:11:38 * Ildiir[Jarhead] (webchat@S010600fc8d332e43.ss.shawcable.net) has joined
  640. Mar 19 16:12:01 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I never said it didn't occur to you.
  641. Mar 19 16:12:05 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I simply said it was possible.
  642. Mar 19 16:12:33 <Lukas[Silver]> what an amazing and new solution
  643. Mar 19 16:12:34 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Mike.
  644. Mar 19 16:12:36 <Lukas[Silver]> thank you
  645. Mar 19 16:12:39 <Lukas[Silver]> for your wisdom
  646. Mar 19 16:12:44 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I know, the creativity is really flowing here.
  647. Mar 19 16:12:45 <Lukas[Silver]> Michael
  648. Mar 19 16:12:49 <Lukas[Silver]> completely
  649. Mar 19 16:12:55 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Michael, or "Micheal" sounds extremely awkward in what I would consider casual conversation.
  650. Mar 19 16:12:57 <Drilfi[Strat]> May, I, commend the attempt at cooperation?
  651. Mar 19 16:13:05 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> If you need something more substantial, try cutting your head off.
  652. Mar 19 16:13:08 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> That always seems to work.
  653. Mar 19 16:13:15 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> ANd it 100% safe 100% of the time.
  654. Mar 19 16:13:16 <Lukas[Silver]> oh wow
  655. Mar 19 16:13:22 <Lukas[Silver]> that might actually solve my problems
  656. Mar 19 16:13:34 <Lukas[Silver]> thank you mr person
  657. Mar 19 16:13:43 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> It's Cade.
  658. Mar 19 16:13:57 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> But Mr. Person is acceptable too.
  659. Mar 19 16:13:59 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would he Cut his heAd off??? My hAir is messier thAn his!!!
  660. Mar 19 16:13:59 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Now what's th;s all about?? Can't ; get some peace and qu;et around here??
  661. Mar 19 16:14:19 <Lukas[Silver]> never
  662. Mar 19 16:14:24 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> No, you can't.
  663. Mar 19 16:14:25 <Lukas[Silver]> no peace and quiet ever again
  664. Mar 19 16:14:29 <CadeGriffon[Soro]> It is physically impossible.
  665. Mar 19 16:14:34 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Door!!!! whAt Are you doing here???
  666. Mar 19 16:14:39 * CadeGriffon[Soro] has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  667. Mar 19 16:14:44 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Fuck you guys!
  668. Mar 19 16:14:47 <Lukas[Silver]> and there he goes
  669. Mar 19 16:14:54 <Lukas[Silver]> I'm sure he will be missed by someone
  670. Mar 19 16:15:06 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; know ; won't
  671. Mar 19 16:15:40 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> New plan.
  672. Mar 19 16:15:42 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  673. Mar 19 16:15:47 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> That's the new plan.
  674. Mar 19 16:15:58 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, will Admit, you're quite consistent with your plans.
  675. Mar 19 16:16:10 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and what use would plast;c br;ng??
  676. Mar 19 16:16:11 <Drykka[flumph]> any suggestions for my seconD prototype?
  677. Mar 19 16:16:14 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I pride myself on only having one good plan.
  678. Mar 19 16:16:19 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  679. Mar 19 16:16:24 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> As for the giant floating octahedron, tell me how that was accomplished.
  680. Mar 19 16:16:32 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC is Awful!!!
  681. Mar 19 16:16:32 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> i don't know what prototyping means.
  682. Mar 19 16:16:36 <Mark[Aze}> D, do something useful.
  683. Mar 19 16:16:37 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But plastic is the answer.
  684. Mar 19 16:16:51 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No, YOU'RE awful.
  685. Mar 19 16:16:58 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because you think plastic is awful, manbrodudefam.
  686. Mar 19 16:16:58 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You Could try prototyping An Alien!!!
  687. Mar 19 16:17:10 <Lukas[Silver]> which kind?
  688. Mar 19 16:17:10 <Drilfi[Strat]> Please, don't Fight, children.
  689. Mar 19 16:17:10 <Drykka[flumph]> humans aren't aliens to me,
  690. Mar 19 16:17:11 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> How w;ll plast;c br;ng anyth;ng more than jack sh;t??
  691. Mar 19 16:17:27 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because, plastic is the greatest thing ever.
  692. Mar 19 16:17:37 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Therefor, plastic>everything else.
  693. Mar 19 16:17:39 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, i meAnt, like, A different Alien!!! Not A humAn!!!
  694. Mar 19 16:17:45 * Cade[Soro] (kiwiirc@c-73-239-58-98.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined
  695. Mar 19 16:17:47 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Or plastic!
  696. Mar 19 16:17:51 <Cade[Soro]> And I'm back.
  697. Mar 19 16:17:54 <Cade[Soro]> Technical difficulties.
  698. Mar 19 16:18:00 <Cade[Soro]> I'm sure you all missed me.
  699. Mar 19 16:18:19 <Drykka[flumph]> perhaps i shoulD bring some of the fauna from my lanD of suspicion anD tyranny, an insect of sorts, perhaps?
  700. Mar 19 16:18:23 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wa;t
  701. Mar 19 16:18:29 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> what the fuck ;s a human?
  702. Mar 19 16:18:35 <Cade[Soro]> Basically...
  703. Mar 19 16:18:38 <Cade[Soro]> Not you.
  704. Mar 19 16:18:39 <Lukas[Silver]> what did I say about leaving being a good idea?
  705. Mar 19 16:18:48 <Cade[Soro]> You said nothing about it being a good idea.
  706. Mar 19 16:18:49 <Cade[Soro]> At all.
  707. Mar 19 16:19:00 <Drykka[flumph]> they're like trolls, but they have pink skin anD are lame pacifists, anD they all have reD blooD,
  708. Mar 19 16:19:02 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You don't know yet???
  709. Mar 19 16:19:22 <Cade[Soro]> "Lame pacifists"
  710. Mar 19 16:19:22 <Drykka[flumph]> i've only met like, three that i actually like,
  711. Mar 19 16:19:23 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey, we're not all pacifists!
  712. Mar 19 16:19:31 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Some of us are plasticfists!
  713. Mar 19 16:19:33 <Cade[Soro]> We nuke cities daily.
  714. Mar 19 16:19:35 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> you're all just mak;ng th;s sh;t up
  715. Mar 19 16:19:37 <Cade[Soro]> Yes, complete pacifism.
  716. Mar 19 16:19:42 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We've AlreAdy figured out thAt the four people we were tAlking to Are humAns!!!
  717. Mar 19 16:19:44 <Cade[Soro]> The human race really is the epitome of peace.
  718. Mar 19 16:19:54 <Drykka[flumph]> compareD to us? oh yeah,
  719. Mar 19 16:19:58 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You know what else we're the epitome of?
  720. Mar 19 16:20:00 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic!
  721. Mar 19 16:20:02 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'ve got better th;ngs to do than enterta;n your delus;ons Lumaya
  722. Mar 19 16:20:13 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Like stare at plastic?
  723. Mar 19 16:20:17 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not delusionAl!!!
  724. Mar 19 16:20:21 <Cade[Soro]> Whatever your name is, I've had this argument too many times today.
  725. Mar 19 16:20:35 <Mark[Aze}> D, which THREE do you like?
  726. Mar 19 16:20:48 <Cade[Soro]> Me, obviously.
  727. Mar 19 16:20:55 <Cade[Soro]> Because I'm just a likeable person, obviously.
  728. Mar 19 16:21:00 <Cade[Soro]> And not a sarcastic piece of shit at all.
  729. Mar 19 16:21:01 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The three are plastic, right?
  730. Mar 19 16:21:05 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic, plastic and plastic?
  731. Mar 19 16:21:06 <Lukas[Silver]> of course
  732. Mar 19 16:21:20 <Cade[Soro]> I'm sorry to inform you of this.
  733. Mar 19 16:21:24 <Cade[Soro]> But plastic is not a human.
  734. Mar 19 16:21:26 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Would you shut up about the goddamn plast;c??
  735. Mar 19 16:21:27 <Cade[Soro]> It is plastic.
  736. Mar 19 16:21:35 <Lukas[Silver]> who knew?
  737. Mar 19 16:21:39 <Drykka[flumph]> you, cy, anD wilDcarD mcgee, greatest gunman in the west,
  738. Mar 19 16:21:40 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PleAse stop tAlking About plAstiC!!!
  739. Mar 19 16:21:48 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No.
  740. Mar 19 16:21:56 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plasticplasticplasticplastic.
  741. Mar 19 16:22:06 <Cade[Soro]> I agree with plastic dude.
  742. Mar 19 16:22:06 <Drykka[flumph]> oh, anD that other human kiD from our session,
  743. Mar 19 16:22:09 <Cade[Soro]> Plastic is really the best.
  744. Mar 19 16:22:24 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Thank you!
  745. Mar 19 16:22:25 <Cade[Soro]> Clearly we should all start worshipping plastic.
  746. Mar 19 16:22:31 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> This guy gets it.
  747. Mar 19 16:22:36 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Way to go, manbrodudefam.
  748. Mar 19 16:22:40 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You have become enlightened.
  749. Mar 19 16:22:40 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Agreeing w;th a fr;end of Kayen ;sn't a common occurrence for me, but on th;s we can agree
  750. Mar 19 16:22:44 <Cade[Soro]> I feel so accomplished.
  751. Mar 19 16:22:48 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, i wAs tAlking About the four humAns from our session!!! Not you!!!
  752. Mar 19 16:22:59 <Drykka[flumph]> uhm, mark, as our interpreter, is this common among humans?
  753. Mar 19 16:23:09 <Cade[Soro]> Now that I am converted, can we stop talking about plastic?
  754. Mar 19 16:23:10 <Cade[Soro]> And no.
  755. Mar 19 16:23:16 <Cade[Soro]> Plastic worshipping is not common among humans.
  756. Mar 19 16:23:22 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yes it is.
  757. Mar 19 16:23:22 <Cade[Soro]> This guy is a real piece of work.
  758. Mar 19 16:23:28 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I'm a real piece of plastic.
  759. Mar 19 16:23:33 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's not common among anyone!!
  760. Mar 19 16:23:36 <Cade[Soro]> Agreed.
  761. Mar 19 16:23:38 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> It's common among me.
  762. Mar 19 16:23:38 <Drilfi[Strat]> I, believe it might not be wise to stray too far from the saints' light.
  763. Mar 19 16:23:38 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's fuck;ng plast;c!
  764. Mar 19 16:23:43 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And I assume plastic too.
  765. Mar 19 16:23:49 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Like, what do you think plastic talks about all day?
  766. Mar 19 16:23:49 <Mark[Aze}> Nah, D. These guys are all idiots.
  767. Mar 19 16:23:53 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> They talk about plastic.
  768. Mar 19 16:23:57 <Drykka[flumph]> i see, thank you,
  769. Mar 19 16:24:00 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is the only good conversation topic.
  770. Mar 19 16:24:06 <Cade[Soro]> I take personal offense, person who think we're idiots.
  771. Mar 19 16:24:12 <Cade[Soro]> Clearly, we are the epitome of intellect.
  772. Mar 19 16:24:20 <Mark[Aze}> Speak for yourself.
  773. Mar 19 16:24:22 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No, we're the epitome of plastic.
  774. Mar 19 16:24:23 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC isn't even A wierd Alien or A lusus!!!!
  775. Mar 19 16:24:29 <Mark[Aze}> This GUY is ranting and raving about FUCKING PLASTIC.
  776. Mar 19 16:24:30 <Cade[Soro]> So good that I can even typo everything I say.
  777. Mar 19 16:24:41 <Drykka[flumph]> speaking of lusus, i'm kinDa glaD mine ran off before the game,
  778. Mar 19 16:24:43 <Cade[Soro]> Is fucking plastic even possible?
  779. Mar 19 16:24:45 <Cade[Soro]> Like.
  780. Mar 19 16:24:47 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> It's just A horrible mAteriAl seen in lowblood hives!!!
  781. Mar 19 16:24:51 <Cade[Soro]> Is that a thing people do?
  782. Mar 19 16:24:52 <Cade[Soro]> If so
  783. Mar 19 16:24:53 <Cade[Soro]> ew.
  784. Mar 19 16:24:58 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Plast;c couldn't come close to help;ng me ach;eve my ends
  785. Mar 19 16:25:01 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's useless
  786. Mar 19 16:25:07 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Wrong.
  787. Mar 19 16:25:14 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic≠useless.
  788. Mar 19 16:25:14 <Cade[Soro]> no u
  789. Mar 19 16:25:21 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic=best.
  790. Mar 19 16:25:27 <Cade[Soro]> Plastic does have it's uses.
  791. Mar 19 16:25:28 <Lukas[Silver]> asounding comebacl
  792. Mar 19 16:25:42 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And those uses are EVERYTHING.
  793. Mar 19 16:25:43 <Cade[Soro]> I know, person with the unkempt hair.
  794. Mar 19 16:25:47 <Cade[Soro]> I really am the best at comebacks.
  795. Mar 19 16:26:12 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You know who else is the best at comebacks?
  796. Mar 19 16:26:15 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  797. Mar 19 16:26:18 <Cade[Soro]> Plastic person, can a plastic be used to not be plastic?
  798. Mar 19 16:26:21 <Cade[Soro]> No.
  799. Mar 19 16:26:25 <Drilfi[Strat]> Perhaps, I, should take my leave. Honestly, this worship of plastic is beginning to concern me.
  800. Mar 19 16:26:26 <Cade[Soro]> Therefore it is not used for everything.
  801. Mar 19 16:26:35 * Drilfi[Strat] absconds
  802. Mar 19 16:26:39 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> A plastic can be used to not plastic.
  803. Mar 19 16:26:41 <Cade[Soro]> Person who uses commas, I am 99% sure he's joking.
  804. Mar 19 16:26:45 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You just have to shape it into something that's not plastic.
  805. Mar 19 16:26:52 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We don't worship plAstiC!!! Only he does!!!
  806. Mar 19 16:26:54 <Cade[Soro]> But if you shape plastic, it is still plastic.
  807. Mar 19 16:27:01 <Cade[Soro]> And therefore not not plastic.
  808. Mar 19 16:27:04 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey, you said you worshipped saint plastic.
  809. Mar 19 16:27:18 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Nah, then it's plastic but doing the job of something that's not plastic.
  810. Mar 19 16:27:19 <Drykka[flumph]> as the clear winners in the intellect race, Do you, too, have psionic powers?
  811. Mar 19 16:27:23 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> no one worsh;ps plast;c!
  812. Mar 19 16:27:32 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> aga;n, ;t's fuck;ng plast;c!
  813. Mar 19 16:27:38 <Cade[Soro]> No psionics, though I do study that in my spare time.
  814. Mar 19 16:27:43 <Cade[Soro]> Do you, and if so, what kind?
  815. Mar 19 16:27:58 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I worship plastic.
  816. Mar 19 16:28:01 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And so does saint plastic guy.
  817. Mar 19 16:28:06 <Cade[Soro]> That is not a psionic power.
  818. Mar 19 16:28:14 * Drilfi[Strat] is now known as Hivern[Strat]
  819. Mar 19 16:28:16 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'m fa;rly adept ;n ps;on;cs
  820. Mar 19 16:28:16 <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I've never heard of a religion that worships plastic.
  821. Mar 19 16:28:27 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Well, now you have.
  822. Mar 19 16:28:28 <Drykka[flumph]> i have telekinetic abilities, anD powers of utter Domination,
  823. Mar 19 16:28:29 <Cade[Soro]> What kind of psionics, though?
  824. Mar 19 16:28:31 <Cade[Soro]> Ooh.
  825. Mar 19 16:28:32 * Hivern[Strat] arrives, with four bodies at once and riding a wave of his own corpses
  826. Mar 19 16:28:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I CAn use psioniCs!!!
  827. Mar 19 16:28:36 <Cade[Soro]> Utter dominations?
  828. Mar 19 16:28:42 <Cade[Soro]> As in, mind control?
  829. Mar 19 16:28:44 <Lukas[Silver]> aaaaand it just got worse
  830. Mar 19 16:28:45 <Lukas[Silver]> great
  831. Mar 19 16:28:46 <Drykka[flumph]> minD control, yes,
  832. Mar 19 16:28:50 <Cade[Soro]> Hm.
  833. Mar 19 16:28:56 <Cade[Soro]> Telekinesis I can get behind.
  834. Mar 19 16:29:01 <Cade[Soro]> Mind control maybe less so.
  835. Mar 19 16:29:02 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt??? W-who Are you???
  836. Mar 19 16:29:05 <Cade[Soro]> How do you use it?
  837. Mar 19 16:29:08 <Hivern[Strat]> "Telekinesis would be Quite helPful."
  838. Mar 19 16:29:12 <Cade[Soro]> Like, what do you use mind control for?
  839. Mar 19 16:29:15 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; can control object movement and electr;c;ty
  840. Mar 19 16:29:16 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Better question:
  841. Mar 19 16:29:18 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic?
  842. Mar 19 16:29:24 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The answer is, of course, Plastic.
  843. Mar 19 16:29:27 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> comes ;n handy for creat;ng undead
  844. Mar 19 16:29:28 <Lukas[Silver]> no plastic
  845. Mar 19 16:29:30 <Cade[Soro]> Hm.
  846. Mar 19 16:29:37 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But yes plastic.
  847. Mar 19 16:29:40 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!!! I use telekinesis too!!!
  848. Mar 19 16:29:47 * Drykka[flumph] (kiwiirc@static-50-53-47-120.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net) has left
  849. Mar 19 16:29:49 <Cade[Soro]> Those of you who can use psionics, do you have any idea how it works?
  850. Mar 19 16:29:56 <Cade[Soro]> Or genetics-wise?
  851. Mar 19 16:30:05 <Lukas[Silver]> I blame troll shenanigans
  852. Mar 19 16:30:06 * Drykka[dotheflumph] (kiwiirc@static-50-53-47-120.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net) has joined
  853. Mar 19 16:30:18 <Hivern[Strat]> "I would if I could, but nobodY ever seems able to exPlain them to me."
  854. Mar 19 16:30:22 <Cade[Soro]> The last source I talked to claimed it was "motherfucking miracles," which I am rather disinclined to believe is scientifically sound.
  855. Mar 19 16:30:26 <Hivern[Strat]> "It's a traGedY."
  856. Mar 19 16:30:28 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Lumaya, ; know, but m;ne ;s super;or
  857. Mar 19 16:30:42 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, it isn't!!!!
  858. Mar 19 16:30:49 <Cade[Soro]> Also, the source isn't very trustworthy, so I figured I might as well get some info here.
  859. Mar 19 16:31:15 <Lukas[Silver]> its basically magic anyway
  860. Mar 19 16:31:19 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> HAve you ever done Anything with them??? You CAn't hAve Anything to AnimAte, sinCe you stAy in your hive All the time!!!
  861. Mar 19 16:31:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's very grounded ;n sc;ence
  862. Mar 19 16:31:30 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Did someone say plastic?
  863. Mar 19 16:31:32 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> qu;te pract;cal and easy to understand
  864. Mar 19 16:31:36 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Well, not really, they said magic.
  865. Mar 19 16:31:40 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But, it's the SAME THING!
  866. Mar 19 16:31:44 <Cade[Soro]> Could you explain it to me, if it's so easy to understand?
  867. Mar 19 16:31:46 <Cade[Soro]> I'd love to know.
  868. Mar 19 16:31:49 <Hivern[Strat]> I... don't believe it is?
  869. Mar 19 16:31:56 <Cade[Soro]> Totally sincere here, without sarcasm.
  870. Mar 19 16:31:56 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yes
  871. Mar 19 16:31:57 <Cade[Soro]> For once.
  872. Mar 19 16:31:58 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t ;s
  873. Mar 19 16:32:10 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;f you have the bas;c understand;ng of the world around you
  874. Mar 19 16:32:12 <Drykka[dotheflumph]> i must conceDe, psionic powers are magic, but they exist
  875. Mar 19 16:32:22 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Just like plastic, amiright?
  876. Mar 19 16:32:36 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC isn't mAgiC!!!
  877. Mar 19 16:32:43 <Cade[Soro]> Magic is simply science that we don't know is science yet.
  878. Mar 19 16:32:53 <Hivern[Strat]> AdmirablY Put.
  879. Mar 19 16:33:00 <Cade[Soro]> Thank you.
  880. Mar 19 16:33:06 <Hivern[Strat]> ExcePt for the maGic nobodY will ever understand.
  881. Mar 19 16:33:23 <Hivern[Strat]> I believe that falls under the "miracles" label.
  882. Mar 19 16:33:47 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> people often call my exper;ments mag;c
  883. Mar 19 16:33:48 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic is totally magic, dude.
  884. Mar 19 16:33:52 <Cade[Soro]> We don't know that our descendant's descendant's and so on won't be able to figure it out.
  885. Mar 19 16:34:00 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> but th;s ;s s;mply because they don't understand them
  886. Mar 19 16:34:05 <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, this is fucking STUPID.
  887. Mar 19 16:34:06 * cyberizedMeister (~Mutter@pool-173-76-53-2.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  888. Mar 19 16:34:08 <Mark[Aze}> I'm out of here.
  889. Mar 19 16:34:16 <Hivern[Strat]> What difference does that make?
  890. Mar 19 16:34:18 * cyberizedMeister is now known as Argo[Gauss]
  891. Mar 19 16:34:19 <Drykka[dotheflumph]> later nerD
  892. Mar 19 16:34:28 <Argo[Gauss]> Well, I'll be.
  893. Mar 19 16:34:30 <Hivern[Strat]> If the information will never be obtained in mY lifetime, then whY should I care?
  894. Mar 19 16:34:33 <Mark[Aze}> D, we'll chat when I WAKE up.
  895. Mar 19 16:34:45 <Drykka[dotheflumph]> alright, man,
  896. Mar 19 16:34:46 <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I'm gonna go get plastic.
  897. Mar 19 16:34:50 <Argo[Gauss]> What the hell's happenin' here?
  898. Mar 19 16:34:52 * Guy_Guyson[Matt] is now known as Amuzak[Matt]
  899. Mar 19 16:34:57 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> thank god he left
  900. Mar 19 16:35:00 <Amuzak[Matt]> GREETINGS, MORTALS!
  901. Mar 19 16:35:05 <Cade[Soro]> Oh boy.
  902. Mar 19 16:35:06 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WAit, why Are there Corpses on the floor???
  903. Mar 19 16:35:08 <Cade[Soro]> It's this guy again.
  904. Mar 19 16:35:10 <Lukas[Silver]> aaand this one might be worse
  905. Mar 19 16:35:12 <Hivern[Strat]> SorrY, those are mine!
  906. Mar 19 16:35:13 <Cade[Soro]> This guy is great, trust me.
  907. Mar 19 16:35:13 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who Are you???
  908. Mar 19 16:35:15 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE ARRIVED!
  909. Mar 19 16:35:18 <Amuzak[Matt]> MWAHAHA!
  910. Mar 19 16:35:19 <Cade[Soro]> You'll love him, unkempt hair dude.
  911. Mar 19 16:35:24 <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, I recognize you.
  912. Mar 19 16:35:25 * Lumaya[Ocelot] examines the bodies
  913. Mar 19 16:35:27 <Lukas[Silver]> I have a name
  914. Mar 19 16:35:31 <Cade[Soro]> Oh wow, hey Argo.
  915. Mar 19 16:35:32 <Drykka[dotheflumph]> 'kay,
  916. Mar 19 16:35:32 <Amuzak[Matt]> I AM AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  917. Mar 19 16:35:40 <Argo[Gauss]> Howdy.
  918. Mar 19 16:35:44 <Cade[Soro]> Yes, unkempt hair dude, I know you have a name.
  919. Mar 19 16:35:49 <Cade[Soro]> I just don't feel like using it right now.
  920. Mar 19 16:35:52 * Mark[Aze} (kiwiirc@timberline-79.dynamic2.rpi.edu) has left
  921. Mar 19 16:35:52 * Hivern[Strat] is all of the bodies, and they're a bunch of emaciated male jadebloods that have been stabbed
  922. Mar 19 16:36:12 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wa;t...
  923. Mar 19 16:36:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> m;nd ;f ; borrow one of those?
  924. Mar 19 16:36:21 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> H-how Are there more thAn one of you???
  925. Mar 19 16:36:25 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> NO!!!!
  926. Mar 19 16:36:28 <Cade[Soro]> Clone dude, if it doesn't happen in your lifetime, you should still care.
  927. Mar 19 16:36:29 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yes.
  928. Mar 19 16:36:36 * charismaticPersuader[OboDerf] (webchat@5ec28583.skybroadband.com) has joined
  929. Mar 19 16:36:37 <Hivern[Strat]> WhY?
  930. Mar 19 16:36:44 <Cade[Soro]> What you do will have an effect past your lifetime, and onto others.
  931. Mar 19 16:36:51 <Cade[Soro]> The future is what matters.
  932. Mar 19 16:36:56 * charismaticPersuader[OboDerf] is now known as Cornelia[OboDerf]
  933. Mar 19 16:36:57 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; would like to preform some m;nor exper;mentat;on
  934. Mar 19 16:37:04 <Hivern[Strat]> MY future, PerhaPs.
  935. Mar 19 16:37:07 <Lukas[Silver]> hey look another one
  936. Mar 19 16:37:08 <Hivern[Strat]> And Yes, bY all means.
  937. Mar 19 16:37:08 <Argo[Gauss]> Is this some sorta weird Apex technology I've never been told about?
  938. Mar 19 16:37:08 <Drykka[dotheflumph]> i, too, must emulate the trees of the lanD, anD fuck off
  939. Mar 19 16:37:12 <Lukas[Silver]> get out while you can
  940. Mar 19 16:37:14 * Drykka[dotheflumph] (kiwiirc@static-50-53-47-120.bvtn.or.frontiernet.net) has left
  941. Mar 19 16:37:19 <Hivern[Strat]> Take as manY of mY clones as You need.
  942. Mar 19 16:37:24 <Lukas[Silver]> at least someone is sane here
  943. Mar 19 16:37:28 * Cade[Soro] takes about five
  944. Mar 19 16:37:38 <Cade[Soro]> For science.
  945. Mar 19 16:37:38 <Cade[Soro]> I swear.
  946. Mar 19 16:37:40 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> you have my grat;tude
  947. Mar 19 16:37:41 * Argo[Gauss] shrugs and take one
  948. Mar 19 16:37:44 <Lukas[Silver]> "science"
  949. Mar 19 16:37:49 * Lukas[Silver] winks
  950. Mar 19 16:37:49 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, PERSONALLY REQUEST WHOEVER KILLED ALL THESE BODIES TO JOIN THE ARMY OF DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  951. Mar 19 16:37:54 * Ildiir[Jarhead] starts stacking up on clone corpses
  952. Mar 19 16:38:06 <Argo[Gauss]> Hey darlin', you have a mighty fine flair to you. Ya free this evenin'?
  953. Mar 19 16:38:07 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> There's An Army of dArkness????
  954. Mar 19 16:38:16 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!! We must destroy it!!!
  955. Mar 19 16:38:19 <Hivern[Strat]> Those were me. SorrY.
  956. Mar 19 16:38:22 <Cade[Soro]> Nah, it's fine.
  957. Mar 19 16:38:32 <Cade[Soro]> His "army of darkness" has like.
  958. Mar 19 16:38:34 <Cade[Soro]> One person.
  959. Mar 19 16:38:35 <Cade[Soro]> Him.
  960. Mar 19 16:38:51 <Amuzak[Matt]> SO I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, TAKE IT THAT YOU WILL BE JOINING THE SIDE OF THE HEROES?
  961. Mar 19 16:38:57 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Wa;t
  962. Mar 19 16:39:01 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> army of darkness?
  963. Mar 19 16:39:07 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> does ;t involve any undead?
  964. Mar 19 16:39:10 <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT! MWAHAHA!
  965. Mar 19 16:39:19 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;)
  966. Mar 19 16:39:23 <Cade[Soro]> It doesn't.
  967. Mar 19 16:39:23 <Cade[Soro]> Really.
  968. Mar 19 16:39:29 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may ; jo;n?
  969. Mar 19 16:39:35 <Cade[Soro]> He's literally just a shitty roleplayer.
  970. Mar 19 16:39:38 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may we rule s;de by s;de?
  971. Mar 19 16:39:43 <Cade[Soro]> Oh god.
  972. Mar 19 16:39:44 <Hivern[Strat]> I would also like to Join this armY of darkness.
  973. Mar 19 16:39:46 <Cade[Soro]> You're worse.
  974. Mar 19 16:39:48 <Cade[Soro]> lol
  975. Mar 19 16:39:55 <Amuzak[Matt]> Okay, well, here's where it gets kinda complicated.
  976. Mar 19 16:39:57 <Amuzak[Matt]> See.
  977. Mar 19 16:40:03 <Amuzak[Matt]> Y'can't really join side by side with me.
  978. Mar 19 16:40:04 <Cade[Soro]> Oh, fun, let's all jump into the psychopath boat together.
  979. Mar 19 16:40:04 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may we feast upon the flesh of those who would oppose us with our ;ncred;ble undead force??
  980. Mar 19 16:40:06 <Cade[Soro]> It'll be fun.
  981. Mar 19 16:40:06 * Argo[Gauss] has quit (Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com)
  982. Mar 19 16:40:07 <Amuzak[Matt]> Because, I'm the final boss.
  983. Mar 19 16:40:19 <Amuzak[Matt]> There can't be two final bosses.
  984. Mar 19 16:40:24 <Hivern[Strat]> Wait.
  985. Mar 19 16:40:25 * Argo[Gauss] (~Gauss@pool-173-76-53-2.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  986. Mar 19 16:40:25 <Amuzak[Matt]> So, instead, I have a different proposition for you.
  987. Mar 19 16:40:28 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Well, I certainly didn't vote you into that position
  988. Mar 19 16:40:30 <Hivern[Strat]> I'm sorrY but wait.
  989. Mar 19 16:40:31 <Amuzak[Matt]> How about this:
  990. Mar 19 16:40:33 <Amuzak[Matt]> Miniboss?
  991. Mar 19 16:40:34 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll gladly take a lower poss;tion
  992. Mar 19 16:40:36 <Cade[Soro]> Unkempt hair dude, I take it you're sitting out on this one?
  993. Mar 19 16:40:43 <Amuzak[Matt]> Awesome, miniboss it is.
  994. Mar 19 16:40:44 <Hivern[Strat]> Does that mean if I kill You, I Get to be the new final boss?
  995. Mar 19 16:40:45 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;f ; can command the forces of the dead
  996. Mar 19 16:40:55 <Amuzak[Matt]> AS FOR THE REST OF YOU!
  997. Mar 19 16:41:06 <Argo[Gauss]> Just be the bonus boss, I don't know.
  998. Mar 19 16:41:10 <Cade[Soro]> Okay, here's where it gets cringy.
  999. Mar 19 16:41:11 <Cade[Soro]> Watch and learn.
  1000. Mar 19 16:41:13 <Amuzak[Matt]> THE ARMY OF DARKNESS BEGINS TO GROW!
  1001. Mar 19 16:41:14 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> In all honesty, this borderline nepetism isn't good for a thriving community
  1002. Mar 19 16:41:15 <Amuzak[Matt]> MWAHAHA!
  1003. Mar 19 16:41:23 <Cade[Soro]> I, JAKARR INAIIT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
  1004. Mar 19 16:41:23 <Argo[Gauss]> I'm in.
  1005. Mar 19 16:41:35 <Argo[Gauss]> With villain-boy, I mean.
  1006. Mar 19 16:41:36 <Cade[Soro]> Wait, you too, Argo?
  1007. Mar 19 16:41:38 <Cade[Soro]> Oh, okay.
  1008. Mar 19 16:41:39 * Lumaya[Ocelot] uses Telekinesis: Crush on Amuzak
  1009. Mar 19 16:41:44 <Amuzak[Matt]> AH, IT IS YOU, JAKARR!
  1010. Mar 19 16:41:44 <Argo[Gauss]> Don't worry, Cade, it's only temporary.
  1011. Mar 19 16:41:50 <Cade[Soro]> Phew.
  1012. Mar 19 16:41:50 <Amuzak[Matt]> Dude, what are you doing here?
  1013. Mar 19 16:41:50 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> kneel before our forces of the dead!
  1014. Mar 19 16:41:53 <Amuzak[Matt]> This is like.
  1015. Mar 19 16:41:55 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;)
  1016. Mar 19 16:41:57 <Amuzak[Matt]> Nowhere near the last level.
  1017. Mar 19 16:41:58 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;D
  1018. Mar 19 16:42:02 <Amuzak[Matt]> You aren't ready to fight me yet.
  1019. Mar 19 16:42:05 <Hivern[Strat]> Ooh, ooh!
  1020. Mar 19 16:42:09 <Cade[Soro]> I was beginning to worry that everybody here was in the psychopath party.
  1021. Mar 19 16:42:10 <Hivern[Strat]> Can we be the mooks?
  1022. Mar 19 16:42:18 <Cade[Soro]> That was going to get really bad really fast.
  1023. Mar 19 16:42:28 * Hivern[Strat] smiles and produces six more clones of himself.
  1024. Mar 19 16:42:34 <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT! I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM A PSYCHOPATH THAT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD! MWAHAHA!
  1025. Mar 19 16:42:36 <Lukas[Silver]> why
  1026. Mar 19 16:42:36 <Argo[Gauss]> I'm just gonna go over and get some food, don't mind lil' ol' me.
  1027. Mar 19 16:42:42 <Lukas[Silver]> why do you need so many clones
  1028. Mar 19 16:42:58 * Argo[Gauss] secretly grabs one of them
  1029. Mar 19 16:42:59 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> The entire system has fallen apart due to the chaos of Amuzak's dictatorship
  1030. Mar 19 16:43:11 <Amuzak[Matt]> YES, EXACTLY!
  1031. Mar 19 16:43:14 <Cade[Soro]> Unkempt hair dude, do you want to join the heroic party and shit?
  1032. Mar 19 16:43:20 <Cade[Soro]> It's clearly a very serious invasion.
  1033. Mar 19 16:43:27 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t ;s
  1034. Mar 19 16:43:33 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and you w;ll fall before ;t
  1035. Mar 19 16:43:33 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, CREATE CHAOS WHEREVER I GO! MWAHAHA!
  1036. Mar 19 16:43:38 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'll join the heroiC pArty!!!
  1037. Mar 19 16:43:39 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> If we're to make any real progress, I think rehabilitation may be required
  1038. Mar 19 16:43:51 <Argo[Gauss]> So, darlin', you wanna go and grab some popsicles while we're at it?
  1039. Mar 19 16:43:54 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Lumaya, an oppos;ng force
  1040. Mar 19 16:43:58 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt's rehAbilitAtion???
  1041. Mar 19 16:43:59 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> as ;t always has been
  1042. Mar 19 16:44:04 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> as ;t w;ll be
  1043. Mar 19 16:44:05 <Cade[Soro]> Okay, we have two heroes now, I guess.
  1044. Mar 19 16:44:16 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> I'm not saying that we should employ Stalinistic re-education camps. But if you'#ve come to that conclusion, I won't object
  1045. Mar 19 16:44:18 <Cade[Soro]> Instead of arguing over who gets to be party leader, why don't we do this like.
  1046. Mar 19 16:44:25 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Vote
  1047. Mar 19 16:44:38 <Cade[Soro]> Just different archetypes and shit.
  1048. Mar 19 16:44:49 <Cade[Soro]> I can be the Mage.
  1049. Mar 19 16:44:51 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who is stAlin???
  1050. Mar 19 16:44:55 <Amuzak[Matt]> YES, EXACTLY!
  1051. Mar 19 16:44:55 <Hivern[Strat]> We vote Hivern.
  1052. Mar 19 16:44:57 <Hivern[Strat]> All of us.
  1053. Mar 19 16:45:01 <Amuzak[Matt]> THE HEROES HAVE NO SENSE OF HIERARCHY!
  1054. Mar 19 16:45:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> they w;ll fall to our UNDEAD ARMY
  1055. Mar 19 16:45:35 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Unfortunatly, this attempt at a hierarchy is doomed to fail.
  1056. Mar 19 16:45:43 <Amuzak[Matt]> THE HEROES WORK TOGETHER, BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE NICE AND KIND! MWAHAHA!
  1057. Mar 19 16:45:45 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> our UNDEAD ARMY w;ll destroy them because they don't have a h;erarchy
  1058. Mar 19 16:45:47 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and because
  1059. Mar 19 16:45:52 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's an undead army
  1060. Mar 19 16:45:54 <Cade[Soro]> Who needs hierarchy when we can all support morals of friendship, happiness, and other random values shoehorned in like that?
  1061. Mar 19 16:46:08 <Argo[Gauss]> Back to the situation at hand.
  1062. Mar 19 16:46:12 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> We do!
  1063. Mar 19 16:46:13 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Because then there isn't an elected dictatorship
  1064. Mar 19 16:46:17 <Cade[Soro]> Or hands, if we're talking clone guy.
  1065. Mar 19 16:46:18 <Argo[Gauss]> So, I didn't catch your name.
  1066. Mar 19 16:46:21 <Cade[Soro]> He has a lot of hands.
  1067. Mar 19 16:46:42 <Hivern[Strat]> "I would be Hivern. And Yourself?"
  1068. Mar 19 16:46:57 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; am ;ld;;r dorraj, the one who w;ll destroy you w;th h;s army of the dead!
  1069. Mar 19 16:47:08 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, you won't!!!!!
  1070. Mar 19 16:47:10 <Cade[Soro]> I'm Cade.
  1071. Mar 19 16:47:14 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll.
  1072. Mar 19 16:47:15 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Cornelia Graccus. Tribune of the Plebians
  1073. Mar 19 16:47:23 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello, CAde And CorneliA!!!!
  1074. Mar 19 16:47:30 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> once ; get it up and runn;ng
  1075. Mar 19 16:47:35 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wh;ch ; have now!!
  1076. Mar 19 16:47:38 <Hivern[Strat]> It's wonderful to meet You all. I'll trY not to die and forGet anY of You.
  1077. Mar 19 16:47:41 <Argo[Gauss]> Argo Steller. Pleasure to meet ya.
  1078. Mar 19 16:47:46 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> thanks to my new boss!
  1079. Mar 19 16:47:55 <Argo[Gauss]> What flavor do you want? Grape? Strawberry?
  1080. Mar 19 16:47:57 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> haah ;D
  1081. Mar 19 16:48:17 <Cade[Soro]> Do they even have popsicles on your planet, Argo?
  1082. Mar 19 16:48:19 <Argo[Gauss]> There should be some in the fridge over here.
  1083. Mar 19 16:48:30 <Cade[Soro]> Huh.
  1084. Mar 19 16:48:38 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, REQUEST THE FLAVOUR OF EVIL! MWAHAHA!
  1085. Mar 19 16:48:40 <Argo[Gauss]> Cade, I've explored many planets.
  1086. Mar 19 16:48:46 <Argo[Gauss]> Don't take me for a damn fool.
  1087. Mar 19 16:48:57 <Cade[Soro]> But you've been stranded on that one for... how long?
  1088. Mar 19 16:48:58 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll have the flavour of the dead
  1089. Mar 19 16:49:01 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> but not l;ke
  1090. Mar 19 16:49:04 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You've explored plAnets????
  1091. Mar 19 16:49:05 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> actual corpses
  1092. Mar 19 16:49:06 <Hivern[Strat]> Is Hivern an oPtion for flavour?
  1093. Mar 19 16:49:06 <Argo[Gauss]> 6 months, I believe.
  1094. Mar 19 16:49:07 <Cade[Soro]> I'm not questioning your knowledge of popsicles.
  1095. Mar 19 16:49:13 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> How mAny Aliens did you find????
  1096. Mar 19 16:49:17 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> unless that's what you're ;nto
  1097. Mar 19 16:49:19 <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, let's see.
  1098. Mar 19 16:49:21 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Popsicles? I would've thought a more apt array of refreshments would be appropreate for... *Jestures at the man doomsaying*
  1099. Mar 19 16:49:24 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; suppose ; could try
  1100. Mar 19 16:49:25 <Argo[Gauss]> There's the humans, which we all know.
  1101. Mar 19 16:49:35 <Cade[Soro]> I'm questioning how the rest of the planet knows them, and makes them.
  1102. Mar 19 16:49:50 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> one quest;on
  1103. Mar 19 16:49:59 <Cade[Soro]> Two answers, because why not?
  1104. Mar 19 16:49:59 <Argo[Gauss]> And there's the Avians. Chirpy lil' fellas, believe in a god.
  1105. Mar 19 16:50:04 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> what ;s a pops;cle?
  1106. Mar 19 16:50:21 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> CAn you tAke me to meet the AviAns???
  1107. Mar 19 16:50:21 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> It's frozen juiced fruits
  1108. Mar 19 16:50:34 <Argo[Gauss]> Maybe, darlin'
  1109. Mar 19 16:50:38 <Cade[Soro]> It's frozen fruit juice and stuff.
  1110. Mar 19 16:50:42 <Argo[Gauss]> If I ever get the ship fixed.
  1111. Mar 19 16:50:56 <Argo[Gauss]> Also, I've picked up plenty of popsicles from Infinity Express.
  1112. Mar 19 16:51:08 <Cade[Soro]> Huh.
  1113. Mar 19 16:51:09 <Cade[Soro]> Okay.
  1114. Mar 19 16:51:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ah, frozen ju;ced grubpods on a st;ck?
  1115. Mar 19 16:51:25 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Crashlanded? That's an interesting trope. Where do you have claimed to come from?
  1116. Mar 19 16:52:10 <Argo[Gauss]> I've been wanderin' around from home for several years, so my memory might be fuzzy.
  1117. Mar 19 16:52:34 <Cade[Soro]> Can confirm.
  1118. Mar 19 16:52:46 <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, now I remember. Alchiba 404 XI.
  1119. Mar 19 16:52:51 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE COME FROM A WORLD COATED IN DARKNESS THAT HAS TWISTED MY MIND AND CORRUPTED IT TO THE FAR REGIONS OF THE DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  1120. Mar 19 16:52:53 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Ahh yes, and I've just returned from my voyage back to the Roman Republic
  1121. Mar 19 16:52:57 <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'll go fix your ship!!!!
  1122. Mar 19 16:53:02 * Lumaya[Ocelot] dashes off somewhere
  1123. Mar 19 16:53:04 * Lumaya[Ocelot] (webchat@c-75-71-233-80.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has left
  1124. Mar 19 16:53:12 <Argo[Gauss]> Great, have fun trying to replace a FTL drive.
  1125. Mar 19 16:53:33 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> now that's one less who w;ll oppose us!
  1126. Mar 19 16:53:40 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> know;ng her, she won't be back
  1127. Mar 19 16:54:07 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> So, doomsayer, you never gave your name between gasped swears of immidiate demise
  1128. Mar 19 16:54:16 * Argo[Gauss] takes a popsicle from the fridge, ending up with lime-flavored
  1129. Mar 19 16:54:22 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;s there anyth;ng to eat ;n th;s god forsaken place?
  1130. Mar 19 16:54:27 <Cade[Soro]> He is Amuzak.
  1131. Mar 19 16:54:36 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Amuzak
  1132. Mar 19 16:54:39 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> a name of the dead
  1133. Mar 19 16:54:48 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> a name of power
  1134. Mar 19 16:54:48 <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM NAMED AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  1135. Mar 19 16:54:49 <Hivern[Strat]> I've Got a Pile of Hiverns riGht here.
  1136. Mar 19 16:54:57 <Argo[Gauss]> And popsicles.
  1137. Mar 19 16:55:03 <Cade[Soro]> And he also likes the phrase "supreme villain of villainous villainy"
  1138. Mar 19 16:55:09 <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT!
  1139. Mar 19 16:55:17 <Cade[Soro]> Like.
  1140. Mar 19 16:55:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ah, that rem;nds me
  1141. Mar 19 16:55:25 <Cade[Soro]> He can't even find a thesaurus.
  1142. Mar 19 16:55:35 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *starts picking up more clone corpses*
  1143. Mar 19 16:55:57 * Hivern[Strat] starts stabbing himself to refill the pile
  1144. Mar 19 16:56:08 <Lukas[Silver]> 100% normal guys
  1145. Mar 19 16:56:11 <Lukas[Silver]> just saying
  1146. Mar 19 16:56:13 <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1147. Mar 19 16:56:15 <Argo[Gauss]> Y'have a real penchant for murder, don't ya?
  1148. Mar 19 16:56:18 <Cade[Soro]> Healthy and nutritious.
  1149. Mar 19 16:56:35 <Hivern[Strat]> Is it reallY murder when I don't mind?
  1150. Mar 19 16:56:47 <Argo[Gauss]> How d'you even have those clones anyway?
  1151. Mar 19 16:56:48 <Cade[Soro]> Technically, yes.
  1152. Mar 19 16:56:57 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> It's really great how you feel that you can make progress on your goals. But in all honesty, my money would be on a frail old man with 4 too few limbs in a pitched fight
  1153. Mar 19 16:57:07 <Hivern[Strat]> It's a lonG and somewhat sillY storY, that involves a lot of dead Hiverns.
  1154. Mar 19 16:57:15 <Argo[Gauss]> No, what I mean is...
  1155. Mar 19 16:57:21 <Argo[Gauss]> How did you MAKE those?
  1156. Mar 19 16:58:09 <Hivern[Strat]> Oh. Well...
  1157. Mar 19 16:58:18 <Hivern[Strat]> RePo takes care of most of that.
  1158. Mar 19 16:58:25 <Argo[Gauss]> RePo?
  1159. Mar 19 16:58:34 <Cade[Soro]> Agreed.
  1160. Mar 19 16:58:54 <Hivern[Strat]> MY lusus. Sort of.
  1161. Mar 19 16:59:00 * cyberizedMeister (~Mutter@pool-173-76-53-2.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  1162. Mar 19 16:59:10 * cyberizedMeister has quit (Client Quit)
  1163. Mar 19 16:59:16 <Cade[Soro]> Wow.
  1164. Mar 19 16:59:21 <Cade[Soro]> Never even got to say hi.
  1165. Mar 19 16:59:23 <Cade[Soro]> Such a shame.
  1166. Mar 19 16:59:25 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> d;d the Door just move?
  1167. Mar 19 16:59:30 <Cade[Soro]> I bet he saw unkempt hair dude and just ran off.
  1168. Mar 19 16:59:34 <Argo[Gauss]> Nah, I think it was just a hunk of metal.
  1169. Mar 19 16:59:43 <Lukas[Silver]> hey
  1170. Mar 19 16:59:43 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Ah
  1171. Mar 19 16:59:44 <Lukas[Silver]> rude
  1172. Mar 19 16:59:52 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *goes back to corpse picking*
  1173. Mar 19 17:00:01 <Argo[Gauss]> I think I'm just gonna go over somewhere and get myself drunk.
  1174. Mar 19 17:00:34 <Argo[Gauss]> Welp, see ya around.
  1175. Mar 19 17:00:34 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Careful. Over exposure to alcohol has adverse effects
  1176. Mar 19 17:00:58 <Argo[Gauss]> I've been to my fair share of bars.
  1177. Mar 19 17:01:19 <Argo[Gauss]> You could even say I'm travelin' for the perfect brew!
  1178. Mar 19 17:01:34 <Argo[Gauss]> Not really.
  1179. Mar 19 17:02:28 <Hivern[Strat]> Not reallY at all.
  1180. Mar 19 17:03:27 * Argo[Gauss] takes off to a counter.
  1181. Mar 19 17:03:35 * Argo[Gauss] is now known as Ceran[Gauss]
  1182. Mar 19 17:04:11 <Cade[Soro]> Oh look, a new person.
  1183. Mar 19 17:04:21 <Cade[Soro]> Who wasn't immediately scared off by unkempt hair.
  1184. Mar 19 17:04:28 <Ceran[Gauss]> Report.
  1185. Mar 19 17:04:33 <Cade[Soro]> You have my commendations on that.
  1186. Mar 19 17:04:50 <Ceran[Gauss]> I am in an unknown environment.
  1187. Mar 19 17:04:57 <Cade[Soro]> Indeed you are.
  1188. Mar 19 17:05:07 <Ceran[Gauss]> This seems to be a human establishment known as a "restaurant".
  1189. Mar 19 17:05:16 <Cade[Soro]> Huh, is it?
  1190. Mar 19 17:05:22 <Lukas[Silver]> really?
  1191. Mar 19 17:05:23 <Ceran[Gauss]> Hypothesis.
  1192. Mar 19 17:05:28 <Cade[Soro]> I never really stopped to examine the surroundings.
  1193. Mar 19 17:05:29 <Lukas[Silver]> because no one can see my hair at all
  1194. Mar 19 17:05:43 <Cade[Soro]> No, nobody can see anything OTHER than your hair.
  1195. Mar 19 17:05:55 <Lukas[Silver]> huh
  1196. Mar 19 17:05:55 <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  1197. Mar 19 17:05:56 <Cade[Soro]> It's that great~.
  1198. Mar 19 17:05:59 <Lukas[Silver]> never noticed that
  1199. Mar 19 17:06:08 * Hivern[Strat] is now known as Ana[Strat]
  1200. Mar 19 17:06:08 <Ceran[Gauss]> Also, there is a male human with an insurmountably unorganized hairstyle.
  1201. Mar 19 17:06:13 <Ana[Strat]> Hi everyone!
  1202. Mar 19 17:06:20 <Cade[Soro]> Hello.
  1203. Mar 19 17:06:24 <Lukas[Silver]> oh good dead body guy is gone
  1204. Mar 19 17:06:29 <Cade[Soro]> Who are you and what are you?
  1205. Mar 19 17:06:32 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Take DNA sample of the messy-haired being for research
  1206. Mar 19 17:06:34 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Take DNA sample of the messy-haired being for research
  1207. Mar 19 17:06:40 <Cade[Soro]> Happily.
  1208. Mar 19 17:06:50 <Lukas[Silver]> NO
  1209. Mar 19 17:07:03 <Lukas[Silver]> I'M DONE WITH DNA ANALYSIS
  1210. Mar 19 17:07:06 <Ceran[Gauss]> I have made an attempt, but alas.
  1211. Mar 19 17:07:07 <Cade[Soro]> *Cade takes out a syringe and attempts to take a blood sample.
  1212. Mar 19 17:07:08 <Lukas[Silver]> NO
  1213. Mar 19 17:07:14 <Lukas[Silver]> GET OFF
  1214. Mar 19 17:07:18 <Ana[Strat]> No stealing DNA. That's not okay.
  1215. Mar 19 17:07:19 * Lukas[Silver] slaps Cade
  1216. Mar 19 17:07:27 <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage
  1217. Mar 19 17:07:46 <Ceran[Gauss]> Violence detected.
  1218. Mar 19 17:08:07 <Ceran[Gauss]> Initiating suppressor system.
  1219. Mar 19 17:08:35 <Cade[Soro]> But as said before.
  1220. Mar 19 17:08:35 * Ceran[Gauss] backs up
  1221. Mar 19 17:08:39 <Cade[Soro]> New person, who and what are you?
  1222. Mar 19 17:08:47 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door drags one of his new corpses into a corner and watches from afar*
  1223. Mar 19 17:09:32 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> *Cornelia pulls aside a waiter and slips them something. She then orders food*
  1224. Mar 19 17:09:44 <Ana[Strat]> "Who, me?"
  1225. Mar 19 17:09:47 <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1226. Mar 19 17:09:48 <Cade[Soro]> You.
  1227. Mar 19 17:09:49 <Lukas[Silver]> yeah you
  1228. Mar 19 17:09:54 <Ana[Strat]> "I'm Ana!"
  1229. Mar 19 17:10:04 <Ceran[Gauss]> Disengaging suppressor systems.
  1230. Mar 19 17:10:21 <Cade[Soro]> I got the blood sample though, if you really want.
  1231. Mar 19 17:10:27 <Cade[Soro]> I think.
  1232. Mar 19 17:10:32 <Cade[Soro]> I'm not sure?
  1233. Mar 19 17:10:43 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Greetings Ana. Be wary of the one in the corner counting corpses, he's not wuite with us.
  1234. Mar 19 17:10:44 <Ana[Strat]> Give his blood back. There are laws against that.
  1235. Mar 19 17:11:11 <Cade[Soro]> Ehhhhhhh
  1236. Mar 19 17:11:23 * Amuzak[Matt] is now known as Korfan[Matt]
  1237. Mar 19 17:11:31 <Korfan[Matt]> I HAVE ARRIVED!
  1238. Mar 19 17:11:41 <Cade[Soro]> Who and what are you?
  1239. Mar 19 17:11:48 <Lukas[Silver]> oh great, another shouter
  1240. Mar 19 17:11:53 <Lukas[Silver]> amazing
  1241. Mar 19 17:11:55 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Decrease vocal output volume.
  1242. Mar 19 17:11:56 <Korfan[Matt]> I AM KORFAN ZOZAVO!
  1243. Mar 19 17:12:03 <Lukas[Silver]> or just keep shouting
  1244. Mar 19 17:12:06 <Lukas[Silver]> that works too
  1245. Mar 19 17:12:07 <Korfan[Matt]> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!
  1246. Mar 19 17:12:09 <Cade[Soro]> *Cade hands Ceran the syringe
  1247. Mar 19 17:12:12 <Ana[Strat]> MAYBE be a bit quieter.
  1248. Mar 19 17:12:16 <Ceran[Gauss]> Report: gratitude.
  1249. Mar 19 17:12:24 * Ceran[Gauss] takes the syringe.
  1250. Mar 19 17:12:46 <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, what are you?
  1251. Mar 19 17:13:05 <Cade[Soro]> Human, troll, novakid, elf, saytr, roc, or something completely else?
  1252. Mar 19 17:13:10 <Korfan[Matt]> I AM THE FUTURE EMPEROR OF ALTERNIA!
  1253. Mar 19 17:13:13 <Cade[Soro]> Actually, scratch out Roc.
  1254. Mar 19 17:13:18 <Cade[Soro]> I don't think rocs can talk.
  1255. Mar 19 17:13:35 <Cade[Soro]> Or if they can, they were too busy murdering me to talk.
  1256. Mar 19 17:13:47 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Korfan, I wouldn't advise throwing your weight around here. There's a few too many who'll take it as a challenge
  1257. Mar 19 17:14:17 <Korfan[Matt]> SILENCE!
  1258. Mar 19 17:14:23 <Ana[Strat]> SILENCE you.
  1259. Mar 19 17:14:27 <Korfan[Matt]> NO!
  1260. Mar 19 17:14:32 <Korfan[Matt]> you HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME!
  1261. Mar 19 17:14:32 <Ana[Strat]> Please. :) :) :)
  1262. Mar 19 17:14:38 <Cade[Soro]> I feel like I should say silence too.
  1263. Mar 19 17:14:39 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Decrease vocal output volume. Or force will have to be taken.
  1264. Mar 19 17:14:40 <Cade[Soro]> So, silence.
  1265. Mar 19 17:14:52 <Korfan[Matt]> your FORCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
  1266. Mar 19 17:14:58 <Ceran[Gauss]> Very well.
  1267. Mar 19 17:15:10 * Ceran[Gauss] deploys several drones.
  1268. Mar 19 17:15:15 <Lukas[Silver]> dont beat up the shouters
  1269. Mar 19 17:15:20 <Cade[Soro]> Roll initiative.
  1270. Mar 19 17:15:28 <Lukas[Silver]> thatll prove them right
  1271. Mar 19 17:15:39 <Lukas[Silver]> shut up you
  1272. Mar 19 17:15:47 <Cade[Soro]> Eh, I'm kind of in the mood to see something get beat up.
  1273. Mar 19 17:15:48 <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+3
  1274. Mar 19 17:15:48 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [8+3] : {11}
  1275. Mar 19 17:15:55 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> FOR HELL'S SAKE WOULD YOU ;D;OTS KEEP ;T DOWN
  1276. Mar 19 17:16:01 <Ana[Strat]> Ooh, can I join?
  1277. Mar 19 17:16:02 <Korfan[Matt]> SILENCE!
  1278. Mar 19 17:16:03 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'m try;ng to focus!
  1279. Mar 19 17:16:08 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1280. Mar 19 17:16:08 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [18+1] : {19}
  1281. Mar 19 17:16:11 <Cade[Soro]> It's been WAY too long since I've talked to Zazzy and I need stress relief.
  1282. Mar 19 17:16:15 <Cade[Soro]> The Drones go first.
  1283. Mar 19 17:16:23 <Ana[Strat]> !roll 1d20+2
  1284. Mar 19 17:16:23 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
  1285. Mar 19 17:16:30 <Cade[Soro]> The turn order is.
  1286. Mar 19 17:16:37 <Cade[Soro]> Drones > Korfan > Ana
  1287. Mar 19 17:16:45 <Cornelia[OboDerf]> *Cornelia is now eating. She watches, occasionally throwing out insults*
  1288. Mar 19 17:17:27 <Cade[Soro]> The drones may take their turn.
  1289. Mar 19 17:17:28 <Ceran[Gauss]> I deploy a drone to fire at Korfan.
  1290. Mar 19 17:17:44 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1291. Mar 19 17:17:44 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [7+6] : {13}
  1292. Mar 19 17:17:46 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door looks upset in his brooding corner, occasionally spouting threats of an undead army*
  1293. Mar 19 17:18:01 <Korfan[Matt]> That's a hit, ties with AC.
  1294. Mar 19 17:18:13 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d2+4
  1295. Mar 19 17:18:13 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2+4) [2+4] : {6}
  1296. Mar 19 17:18:19 <Cade[Soro]> Take 6 damage.
  1297. Mar 19 17:18:29 <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1298. Mar 19 17:18:47 <Ceran[Gauss]> I've used up all my actions, so I'm good.
  1299. Mar 19 17:18:54 <Cade[Soro]> Alright.
  1300. Mar 19 17:18:58 <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, your turn.
  1301. Mar 19 17:19:12 <Cade[Soro]> For convenience's sake, let's say everyone's within range of eachother.
  1302. Mar 19 17:19:23 <Cade[Soro]> Fuck personal space, we have lazy combat creation!
  1303. Mar 19 17:19:29 <Korfan[Matt]> Stab the nearest drone with his spear.
  1304. Mar 19 17:19:37 <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+5 to hit
  1305. Mar 19 17:19:37 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  1306. Mar 19 17:20:48 <Cade[Soro]> Hit or miss?
  1307. Mar 19 17:20:57 <Ceran[Gauss]> Miss.
  1308. Mar 19 17:21:11 <Cade[Soro]> The spear embeds itself in the middle of one of the tables, cracking it down the middle.
  1309. Mar 19 17:21:23 <Cade[Soro]> The regular customers and the waiters look kind of distressed.
  1310. Mar 19 17:21:33 <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1311. Mar 19 17:21:42 <Korfan[Matt]> Nope. End turn.
  1312. Mar 19 17:21:51 <Cade[Soro]> Ana, it's your turn.
  1313. Mar 19 17:22:10 * Ana[Strat] waves her arm in an exaggerated fashion and telekinetically puts the table back together.
  1314. Mar 19 17:22:17 <Ana[Strat]> Lift 5
  1315. Mar 19 17:22:19 <Ana[Strat]> :) :) :)
  1316. Mar 19 17:22:20 <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1317. Mar 19 17:22:27 <Cade[Soro]> The table is successfully repaired.
  1318. Mar 19 17:22:30 <Cade[Soro]> Congratulations.
  1319. Mar 19 17:22:40 <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, it's your turn again.
  1320. Mar 19 17:24:30 <Ana[Strat]> Fun is fun, but try not to do too much damage to the locale, okay you guys?
  1321. Mar 19 17:24:47 <Cade[Soro]> The staff seem to agree with this notion, nodding their heads slightly.
  1322. Mar 19 17:25:03 <Ceran[Gauss]> Understood.
  1323. Mar 19 17:25:04 <Korfan[Matt]> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!
  1324. Mar 19 17:25:14 <Ana[Strat]> It is.
  1325. Mar 19 17:25:17 <Korfan[Matt]> I WILL PROVE TO you THAT I CAN NOT DAMAGE TALBES MUCH BETTER THAN you CAN!
  1326. Mar 19 17:25:18 <Ana[Strat]> Don't damage the locale.
  1327. Mar 19 17:25:23 <Ana[Strat]> PERFECT!
  1328. Mar 19 17:25:38 <Ceran[Gauss]> I set up a beacon at my feet.
  1329. Mar 19 17:26:13 <Ceran[Gauss]> That's another drone down.
  1330. Mar 19 17:26:23 <Ana[Strat]> OOH, those are neat.
  1331. Mar 19 17:26:35 <Ceran[Gauss]> The drone continues to fire at Korfan, this time strengthened.
  1332. Mar 19 17:26:41 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1333. Mar 19 17:26:41 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
  1334. Mar 19 17:26:47 <Cade[Soro]> That's a hit.
  1335. Mar 19 17:26:58 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d2+6
  1336. Mar 19 17:26:58 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2+6) [2+6] : {8}
  1337. Mar 19 17:27:06 <Cade[Soro]> Take 8 damage, Korfan.
  1338. Mar 19 17:27:15 <Korfan[Matt]> Done, 14 total.
  1339. Mar 19 17:27:24 <Cade[Soro]> HP left?
  1340. Mar 19 17:27:29 <Korfan[Matt]> 21.
  1341. Mar 19 17:27:35 <Cade[Soro]> o7
  1342. Mar 19 17:27:39 <Ana[Strat]> Can I see one?
  1343. Mar 19 17:27:40 <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1344. Mar 19 17:28:21 <Ceran[Gauss]> nope
  1345. Mar 19 17:28:29 <Cade[Soro]> Alright then.
  1346. Mar 19 17:28:33 <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, it's your turn.
  1347. Mar 19 17:28:46 <Ana[Strat]> Aww, PLEASE?
  1348. Mar 19 17:28:48 <Korfan[Matt]> New plan, stop stabbing the drones (and tables), go for the dude putting down the drones.
  1349. Mar 19 17:28:50 <Ana[Strat]> :( :( :( :( :(
  1350. Mar 19 17:28:51 <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+5 to hit.
  1351. Mar 19 17:28:52 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9}
  1352. Mar 19 17:29:02 <Cade[Soro]> And I'm willing to bet that misses horribly.
  1353. Mar 19 17:29:14 <Cade[Soro]> And instead of hitting a table this time, you hit a waiter!
  1354. Mar 19 17:29:16 <Cade[Soro]> Good job!
  1355. Mar 19 17:29:23 <Ana[Strat]> >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
  1356. Mar 19 17:29:25 <Cade[Soro]> They run off, with a new hole in their arm.
  1357. Mar 19 17:29:25 <Korfan[Matt]> you PROBABLY DESERVED THAT!
  1358. Mar 19 17:30:00 <Cade[Soro]> The rest of the staff and customers start flailing wildly, before exiting the establishment.
  1359. Mar 19 17:30:04 <Korfan[Matt]> Any chance I can use my minor action to use Drive Through on the waiter?
  1360. Mar 19 17:30:21 <Cade[Soro]> You hear a distant boom, and the foundation shakes, but you have the restaurant all to yourself now.
  1361. Mar 19 17:30:23 <Cade[Soro]> And no.
  1362. Mar 19 17:30:24 <Cade[Soro]> Please don't.
  1363. Mar 19 17:30:26 <Korfan[Matt]> Aw.
  1364. Mar 19 17:30:31 <Korfan[Matt]> In that case, end turn.
  1365. Mar 19 17:30:31 <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you can take?
  1366. Mar 19 17:30:35 <Korfan[Matt]> Nope.
  1367. Mar 19 17:30:36 * Ana[Strat] gives Korfan an unimpressed look.
  1368. Mar 19 17:30:43 <Cade[Soro]> Ana, it's your turn.
  1369. Mar 19 17:30:43 <Korfan[Matt]> he PROBABLY DESERVED IT.
  1370. Mar 19 17:31:32 * Ana[Strat] activates MindKind 3, conjures her SAFETY EXTINGUISHER, walks up to Korfan, and bashes him in the skull with Power Attack 9.
  1371. Mar 19 17:31:37 <Ceran[Gauss]> Hypothesis: Maybe you do.
  1372. Mar 19 17:31:44 <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+9 vs AC
  1373. Mar 19 17:31:44 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [20+9] : {29}
  1374. Mar 19 17:31:47 <Korfan[Matt]> OH.
  1375. Mar 19 17:31:49 <Cade[Soro]> Crit.
  1376. Mar 19 17:31:50 <Ana[Strat]> Neat
  1377. Mar 19 17:31:52 <Ceran[Gauss]> ! C R I T !
  1378. Mar 19 17:32:00 <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 19d3+9 damage
  1379. Mar 19 17:32:00 <Tyche[Dice]> (19d3+9) [40+9] : {49}
  1380. Mar 19 17:32:07 <Cade[Soro]> Uh.
  1381. Mar 19 17:32:09 <Cade[Soro]> I think he's dead.
  1382. Mar 19 17:32:13 <Cade[Soro]> Like, instant dead.
  1383. Mar 19 17:32:14 <Cade[Soro]> Right?
  1384. Mar 19 17:32:16 <Korfan[Matt]> Yep.
  1385. Mar 19 17:32:21 <Lukas[Silver]> there he goes
  1386. Mar 19 17:32:21 <Ana[Strat]> ... Too much?
  1387. Mar 19 17:32:26 <Cade[Soro]> Korfan's corpse falls over, dead.
  1388. Mar 19 17:32:26 <Korfan[Matt]> -35
  1389. Mar 19 17:32:32 <Korfan[Matt]> exactly negative full health.
  1390. Mar 19 17:32:34 <Ceran[Gauss]> Excess violence, perhaps.
  1391. Mar 19 17:32:36 <Lukas[Silver]> rip
  1392. Mar 19 17:32:38 <Lukas[Silver]> he's dead
  1393. Mar 19 17:32:42 <Cade[Soro]> You hear a distant roaring, before the entire roof is torn off.
  1394. Mar 19 17:32:53 <Ana[Strat]> Oops.
  1395. Mar 19 17:32:56 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Dispose of the victim's corpse.
  1396. Mar 19 17:32:56 <Korfan[Matt]> Wait, no.
  1397. Mar 19 17:32:56 <Ana[Strat]> Sorry!
  1398. Mar 19 17:33:01 <Korfan[Matt]> Only -28.
  1399. Mar 19 17:33:06 <Cade[Soro]> The sky is heavily infested with meteors, and you can vaguely see flying shapes demolishing skyscrapers.
  1400. Mar 19 17:33:08 <Lukas[Silver]> oh good
  1401. Mar 19 17:33:10 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door runs over and examines korfan, then capthalogues him
  1402. Mar 19 17:33:11 <Lukas[Silver]> no murder yet
  1403. Mar 19 17:33:14 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh
  1404. Mar 19 17:33:17 <Cade[Soro]> Oh, then Korfan may begin rolling his death saves.
  1405. Mar 19 17:33:20 <Ana[Strat]> See, the funny thing
  1406. Mar 19 17:33:24 <Ana[Strat]> Is I still have a minor action
  1407. Mar 19 17:33:40 <Cade[Soro]> Which you will use for?
  1408. Mar 19 17:33:50 * Korfan[Matt] is now known as Dead[Matt]
  1409. Mar 19 17:34:03 <Ana[Strat]> Mostly comment on my ability to hit him again
  1410. Mar 19 17:34:05 <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1411. Mar 19 17:34:16 <Cade[Soro]> Korfan may begin rolling his death saves.
  1412. Mar 19 17:34:31 <Dead[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1413. Mar 19 17:34:31 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [8+2] : {10}
  1414. Mar 19 17:34:40 <Cade[Soro]> 1 pass, 0 non
  1415. Mar 19 17:35:03 <Ceran[Gauss]> I recall my drones.
  1416. Mar 19 17:35:03 <Cade[Soro]> Unless anybody wishes to stabilize him?
  1417. Mar 19 17:35:36 <Ceran[Gauss]> And then go over to Korfan and try to stabilize him.
  1418. Mar 19 17:35:40 <Cade[Soro]> Roll Medicine.
  1419. Mar 19 17:36:02 <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20
  1420. Mar 19 17:36:03 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19] : {19}
  1421. Mar 19 17:36:09 <Cade[Soro]> He is stabilized at 1 HP.
  1422. Mar 19 17:36:15 <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal
  1423. Mar 19 17:36:24 <Ceran[Gauss]> : Decrease vocal output volume.
  1424. Mar 19 17:36:25 <Cade[Soro]> Also, the roof is still off.
  1425. Mar 19 17:36:31 <Cade[Soro]> That is a thing that never stopped happening.
  1426. Mar 19 17:36:37 * Ana[Strat] telekinesis-es the roof back together.
  1427. Mar 19 17:36:42 * Dead[Matt] is now known as Korfan[Matt]
  1428. Mar 19 17:36:46 <Ceran[Gauss]> Or perhaps, recieve a blunt hit to a fire extinguisher.
  1429. Mar 19 17:36:58 <Cade[Soro]> You telekinesis the roof back together, but it keeps getting torn back apart.
  1430. Mar 19 17:37:17 <Cade[Soro]> It appears something is trying to get in.
  1431. Mar 19 17:37:40 <Ceran[Gauss]> Initiate evacuation procedures.
  1432. Mar 19 17:37:59 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door stands up from his corner dwellings and observes*
  1433. Mar 19 17:38:07 <Ana[Strat]> :) :) :)
  1434. Mar 19 17:38:17 * Korfan[Matt] stands and walks away, fuming.
  1435. Mar 19 17:38:27 <Ana[Strat]> Sorry!
  1436. Mar 19 17:38:35 <Ana[Strat]> I mean, not REALLY, but a little bit!
  1437. Mar 19 17:39:02 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> What's the roof's problem?
  1438. Mar 19 17:39:16 <Cade[Soro]> Roll Perception to find out.
  1439. Mar 19 17:39:49 * Korfan[Matt] is now known as Rennia[Matt]
  1440. Mar 19 17:39:59 * Lukas[Silver] is now known as Laviil[Silver]
  1441. Mar 19 17:40:11 * Ana[Strat] is now known as Rosalind[Strat]
  1442. Mar 19 17:40:17 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20
  1443. Mar 19 17:40:18 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [4] : {4}
  1444. Mar 19 17:40:21 * Rennia[Matt] is now known as Zhayko[Matt]
  1445. Mar 19 17:40:22 <Cade[Soro]> Three new people walk in to see the carnage unfolding.
  1446. Mar 19 17:40:30 * Ceran[Gauss] exits the restaurant.
  1447. Mar 19 17:40:50 <Cade[Soro]> You don't see what's happening to the roof, but due to the lack of Ana keeping it together, it gets fully pulled apart.
  1448. Mar 19 17:40:59 <Laviil[Silver]> "what iiss thiiss"
  1449. Mar 19 17:41:13 <Laviil[Silver]> "what diid ii juusst wallk iin on?"
  1450. Mar 19 17:41:14 <Cade[Soro]> A scaly, reptilian face with large yellow eyes stares back down at you.
  1451. Mar 19 17:41:19 <Cade[Soro]> Well, fuck.
  1452. Mar 19 17:41:24 <Cade[Soro]> Apparently dragons are real now.
  1453. Mar 19 17:41:26 * Rosalind[Strat] shoots it
  1454. Mar 19 17:41:34 <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage.
  1455. Mar 19 17:41:37 <Laviil[Silver]> "Rosalind."
  1456. Mar 19 17:41:39 <Laviil[Silver]> "why?"
  1457. Mar 19 17:41:52 <Zhayko[Matt]> What is the meaning of this?
  1458. Mar 19 17:41:54 <Rosalind[Strat]> "I like shooting things. Shoot me."
  1459. Mar 19 17:41:54 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Th;s ;s... a monster?"
  1460. Mar 19 17:42:04 <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1461. Mar 19 17:42:04 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
  1462. Mar 19 17:42:07 <Cade[Soro]> Crit.
  1463. Mar 19 17:42:08 <Rosalind[Strat]> Oh neat
  1464. Mar 19 17:42:15 <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 2d8+5 damage
  1465. Mar 19 17:42:15 <Tyche[Dice]> (2d8+5) [10+5] : {15}
  1466. Mar 19 17:42:19 <Laviil[Silver]> ii don't have a guun and youu know that
  1467. Mar 19 17:42:38 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon takes the shot directly to the face, recoiling and letting out a little jet of flame.
  1468. Mar 19 17:42:45 <Cade[Soro]> All of you, roll Acrobatics to dodge it.
  1469. Mar 19 17:42:48 <Rosalind[Strat]> WOO! GET REKT!
  1470. Mar 19 17:42:58 <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1471. Mar 19 17:42:58 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19}
  1472. Mar 19 17:43:11 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1473. Mar 19 17:43:11 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
  1474. Mar 19 17:43:28 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1475. Mar 19 17:43:28 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [20+1] : {21}
  1476. Mar 19 17:43:35 <Laviil[Silver]> !roll 1d20+2
  1477. Mar 19 17:43:35 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [12+2] : {14}
  1478. Mar 19 17:43:42 * Laviil[Silver] flies away
  1479. Mar 19 17:44:00 <Cade[Soro]> You all dodge it except for Zhayko, but Ildiir dodges good enough to make him dodge too.
  1480. Mar 19 17:44:05 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon looks rather unsatisfied.
  1481. Mar 19 17:44:10 <Cade[Soro]> Laviil, you fly upwards.
  1482. Mar 19 17:44:17 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "you're welcome"
  1483. Mar 19 17:44:28 <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, as you exit the restaurant, you notice the carnage unfolding around you.
  1484. Mar 19 17:44:44 <Cade[Soro]> Giant skyscrapers in the city are crashing down, attacked by similar dragon beings.
  1485. Mar 19 17:44:50 <Cade[Soro]> Meteors are taking out chunks of it at a time.
  1486. Mar 19 17:45:16 <Cade[Soro]> It appears that you're all screwed.
  1487. Mar 19 17:45:17 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door throws a table at the dragon with telekinesis
  1488. Mar 19 17:45:24 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1489. Mar 19 17:45:24 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [1+4] : {5}
  1490. Mar 19 17:45:25 <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage.
  1491. Mar 19 17:45:30 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;_;
  1492. Mar 19 17:45:33 <Laviil[Silver]> ;-;
  1493. Mar 19 17:45:35 <Cade[Soro]> You throw the table so badly it hits you, dealing
  1494. Mar 19 17:45:38 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d6
  1495. Mar 19 17:45:38 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [4] : {4}
  1496. Mar 19 17:45:41 <Cade[Soro]> Four damage.
  1497. Mar 19 17:45:42 * Rosalind[Strat] , who is screwed, decides that there is someone better to take her place during this entry sequence after all
  1498. Mar 19 17:45:46 * Rosalind[Strat] is now known as Ana[Strat]
  1499. Mar 19 17:45:57 * Zhayko[Matt] searches for the The Guardian.
  1500. Mar 19 17:46:04 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon decides NOPE and just grabs the building and flies away.
  1501. Mar 19 17:46:08 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, roll Perception.
  1502. Mar 19 17:46:10 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Fuck;ng lousy table ;_;"
  1503. Mar 19 17:46:26 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1504. Mar 19 17:46:26 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [4+6] : {10}
  1505. Mar 19 17:46:28 <Cade[Soro]> All of you in the building (everybody but Laviil and Ceran) stumble as it is ripped from the ground.
  1506. Mar 19 17:46:42 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you see a vague glow in the distance that might be it, but you're not sure.
  1507. Mar 19 17:46:57 * Zhayko[Matt] is wasting time by not investigating it. He goes.
  1508. Mar 19 17:47:12 <Cade[Soro]> Roll Acrobatics to jump from the building correctly.
  1509. Mar 19 17:47:24 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1510. Mar 19 17:47:24 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [20+2] : {22}
  1511. Mar 19 17:47:39 * Ana[Strat] Levitates herself down
  1512. Mar 19 17:47:49 <Cade[Soro]> You jump down, doing a few flips, and then stick the landing, getting +20 Style points from the flip.
  1513. Mar 19 17:47:59 <Cade[Soro]> Ana levitates down.
  1514. Mar 19 17:48:22 <Ana[Strat]> "Does anyone else need any help getting down?"
  1515. Mar 19 17:48:22 <Cade[Soro]> The only people still in the building are Ildiir, Cornelia, and Mike.
  1516. Mar 19 17:49:16 * Ana[Strat] levitates them down too because screw you she's a 1e psion
  1517. Mar 19 17:49:34 <Cade[Soro]> They all levitate down BY THE POWER OF 1E PSIONICS.
  1518. Mar 19 17:49:42 <Cade[Soro]> They just kind of stand there, staring into space.
  1519. Mar 19 17:49:43 * Zhayko[Matt] begins running towards the supposed guardian
  1520. Mar 19 17:49:45 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door fights this levitation
  1521. Mar 19 17:49:51 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> while in the air
  1522. Mar 19 17:49:53 <Cade[Soro]> Roll Concentration
  1523. Mar 19 17:49:56 <Cade[Soro]> or STRENGTH
  1524. Mar 19 17:49:58 * Ana[Strat] might be guilty of forcing the 2e psionic rework
  1525. Mar 19 17:50:10 <Ana[Strat]> "Oh sorry."
  1526. Mar 19 17:50:16 * Ana[Strat] just lets him go if he doesn't want to be levitated
  1527. Mar 19 17:50:21 <Ana[Strat]> Intentional fail
  1528. Mar 19 17:50:27 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1529. Mar 19 17:50:27 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1530. Mar 19 17:50:28 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh
  1531. Mar 19 17:50:30 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> well
  1532. Mar 19 17:50:39 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wow, another critfail
  1533. Mar 19 17:50:40 <Zhayko[Matt]> Nice.
  1534. Mar 19 17:50:43 <Cade[Soro]> You resist so badly you actually force Ana to keep you lavitated.
  1535. Mar 19 17:50:46 * Kayen[geri] (webchat@173.217.2.151) has joined
  1536. Mar 19 17:50:46 <Cade[Soro]> *levitated
  1537. Mar 19 17:51:04 <Cade[Soro]> And then Kayen walks in, from seemingly out of nowhere.
  1538. Mar 19 17:51:21 <Ana[Strat]> "Did you want me to let you down?"
  1539. Mar 19 17:51:25 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "KAYEN!"
  1540. Mar 19 17:51:29 * Zhayko[Matt] continues to walk to the guardian
  1541. Mar 19 17:51:35 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon does not notice that it's quarry has left the building, and thus flies off into the distance of no relevancy.
  1542. Mar 19 17:52:01 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run towards the Guardian, but as you do so, a few robotic drones wander out of a building, and lock on to you.
  1543. Mar 19 17:52:05 <Cade[Soro]> Roll Initiative
  1544. Mar 19 17:52:13 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1545. Mar 19 17:52:13 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  1546. Mar 19 17:52:21 <Cade[Soro]> The rest of you notice Zhayko wandering off somewhere.
  1547. Mar 19 17:52:25 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1548. Mar 19 17:52:26 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [16+1] : {17} (1d20+1) [16+1] : {17}
  1549. Mar 19 17:52:28 <Cade[Soro]> And
  1550. Mar 19 17:52:30 <Cade[Soro]> they both go first.
  1551. Mar 19 17:52:33 <Kayen[geri]> "Woah didn't know they invited slime to these types of THINGS."
  1552. Mar 19 17:52:55 <Cade[Soro]> They charge at you, before taking out buzzsaws, and try to slice you.
  1553. Mar 19 17:52:59 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "You w;ll pay for what you d;d to the Abhorned!"
  1554. Mar 19 17:53:01 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1555. Mar 19 17:53:01 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [19+1] : {20} (1d20+1) [10+1] : {11}
  1556. Mar 19 17:53:10 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d6+1
  1557. Mar 19 17:53:10 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1558. Mar 19 17:53:21 <Cade[Soro]> They take off a bit of your fingernail, dealing 2 damage.
  1559. Mar 19 17:53:49 * Zhayko[Matt] ignores them, and continues to go towards the guardian.
  1560. Mar 19 17:53:59 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon, being no longer irrelevant turns around, and descends on the rest of the party.
  1561. Mar 19 17:54:06 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, roll Athletics.
  1562. Mar 19 17:54:15 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1563. Mar 19 17:54:15 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [11+2] : {13}
  1564. Mar 19 17:54:17 <Kayen[geri]> "If you really want me to beat the shit out of you in the middle of a crowd of PEOPLE, DRONGO."
  1565. Mar 19 17:54:23 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1566. Mar 19 17:54:23 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [13+1] : {14} (1d20+1) [12+1] : {13}
  1567. Mar 19 17:54:34 <Cade[Soro]> You outspeed one of them, but the other catches up to you.
  1568. Mar 19 17:54:46 <Cade[Soro]> Everyone who is not Zhayko, roll Initative
  1569. Mar 19 17:54:54 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, would you like to take a minor or a move?
  1570. Mar 19 17:54:57 <Cade[Soro]> *minor or major
  1571. Mar 19 17:54:58 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20
  1572. Mar 19 17:54:58 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [4] : {4}
  1573. Mar 19 17:54:59 <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1574. Mar 19 17:54:59 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
  1575. Mar 19 17:55:17 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d20+2
  1576. Mar 19 17:55:17 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4}
  1577. Mar 19 17:55:32 <Zhayko[Matt]> Major action will be Thought Spear on one of the drones.
  1578. Mar 19 17:55:33 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+4
  1579. Mar 19 17:55:33 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  1580. Mar 19 17:55:45 <Cade[Soro]> The turn order is
  1581. Mar 19 17:55:53 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
  1582. Mar 19 17:55:53 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
  1583. Mar 19 17:55:57 <Cade[Soro]> Kayen > Ana > Ildiir > Dragon
  1584. Mar 19 17:56:01 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, that hits.
  1585. Mar 19 17:56:06 <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, you may take your turn.
  1586. Mar 19 17:56:06 <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d10+5 damage
  1587. Mar 19 17:56:06 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+5) [5+5] : {10}
  1588. Mar 19 17:56:15 <Kayen[geri]> what exactly am I attacking
  1589. Mar 19 17:56:20 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon.
  1590. Mar 19 17:56:39 <Kayen[geri]> Lolk
  1591. Mar 19 17:56:48 <Zhayko[Matt]> Unless you wanna help me get to the megazord.
  1592. Mar 19 17:56:51 <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1593. Mar 19 17:57:08 <Kayen[geri]> I fire a shell at the dragon, then reload
  1594. Mar 19 17:57:11 <Cade[Soro]> The drone stumbles back, and then shakes it's head, and tries to buzzsaw you again.
  1595. Mar 19 17:57:16 <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage, Kayen.
  1596. Mar 19 17:57:18 <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d20+1
  1597. Mar 19 17:57:19 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1598. Mar 19 17:57:31 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6 To hit
  1599. Mar 19 17:57:31 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
  1600. Mar 19 17:57:33 <Cade[Soro]> The drone actually takes the buzzsaw to itself, cutting itself apart.
  1601. Mar 19 17:57:36 <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, you hit.
  1602. Mar 19 17:57:42 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, take 10 imaginary EXP
  1603. Mar 19 17:57:47 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d10+8
  1604. Mar 19 17:57:47 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+8) [6+8] : {14}
  1605. Mar 19 17:57:48 <Zhayko[Matt]> Heck yes.
  1606. Mar 19 17:57:48 <Kayen[geri]> Damage
  1607. Mar 19 17:57:59 <Kayen[geri]> Then I reload
  1608. Mar 19 17:58:04 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon recoils from your shell, a notable scar forming on his face.
  1609. Mar 19 17:58:08 * Ceran[Gauss] has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  1610. Mar 19 17:58:10 <Zhayko[Matt]> Minor action to drop a smokescreen at my feet.
  1611. Mar 19 17:58:11 <Zhayko[Matt]> End turn.
  1612. Mar 19 17:58:21 <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, do you have any more actions to take?
  1613. Mar 19 17:58:26 * Ceran[Gauss] (~Gauss@pool-173-76-53-2.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  1614. Mar 19 17:58:37 <Kayen[geri]> Nope im p sure thats it
  1615. Mar 19 17:58:45 <Cade[Soro]> Alright then.
  1616. Mar 19 17:58:56 <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, would you like to roll initiative against the giant dragon attacking you?
  1617. Mar 19 17:59:34 <Cade[Soro]> All right, then, Ana's turn.
  1618. Mar 19 18:00:03 * Ana[Strat] switches her Safety Extinguisher for the Lightning Revolver, and shoots the dragon in the face.
  1619. Mar 19 18:00:06 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, there are no more drones near you.
  1620. Mar 19 18:00:13 <Cade[Soro]> You may continue running.
  1621. Mar 19 18:00:18 <Zhayko[Matt]> In that case, I continue running.
  1622. Mar 19 18:00:33 <Cade[Soro]> After quite a bit of running, you reach what looks to be the Guardian.
  1623. Mar 19 18:00:38 <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+12 vs AC, Power Attack 2 plus Psi Blade 6
  1624. Mar 19 18:00:38 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [1+12] : {13}
  1625. Mar 19 18:00:40 <Ana[Strat]> Oh
  1626. Mar 19 18:00:43 <Ana[Strat]> Never mind
  1627. Mar 19 18:00:51 <Cade[Soro]> RIP
  1628. Mar 19 18:00:56 * Zhayko[Matt] goes into the guardian.
  1629. Mar 19 18:00:59 <Cade[Soro]> You manage to drop your gun in the process.
  1630. Mar 19 18:01:07 * Ana[Strat] picks up the gun because minor action
  1631. Mar 19 18:01:10 <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1632. Mar 19 18:01:15 <Cade[Soro]> Drat, foiled again by minor actions.
  1633. Mar 19 18:01:27 <Cade[Soro]> Ildiir, your turn.
  1634. Mar 19 18:01:42 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you enter the Guardian, and it greets you.
  1635. Mar 19 18:01:47 <Ana[Strat]> To be fair, the alternative was shooting again with the minor action
  1636. Mar 19 18:01:48 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door uses chain lighting
  1637. Mar 19 18:01:50 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> on kayen
  1638. Mar 19 18:01:54 <Zhayko[Matt]> Oh heck yes.
  1639. Mar 19 18:02:04 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1640. Mar 19 18:02:04 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  1641. Mar 19 18:02:09 <Kayen[geri]> What resist is that
  1642. Mar 19 18:02:09 <Cade[Soro]> It informs you of the recent nigh-unstoppable apocalypse that has befallen LoAaE
  1643. Mar 19 18:02:10 * Zhayko[Matt] is now in the megazord, and approaches the dragon to fire everything at it, barring the nukes.
  1644. Mar 19 18:02:15 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> reflex
  1645. Mar 19 18:02:19 <Kayen[geri]> HAH
  1646. Mar 19 18:02:25 <Kayen[geri]> Yeah you dont hit
  1647. Mar 19 18:02:26 <Zhayko[Matt]> "Inefficient"
  1648. Mar 19 18:02:30 <Zhayko[Matt]> "It will be stopped"
  1649. Mar 19 18:02:34 <Kayen[geri]> Im like 4 levels above u dud
  1650. Mar 19 18:02:37 <Kayen[geri]> You should not have done this
  1651. Mar 19 18:02:37 <Cade[Soro]> The lightning misses Kayen.
  1652. Mar 19 18:02:41 <Zhayko[Matt]> "I am the Guardian of Alternia"
  1653. Mar 19 18:02:41 <Laviil[Silver]> "Zhayko no"
  1654. Mar 19 18:02:42 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "D;E YOU LUSUS K;LL;NG B;TCH"
  1655. Mar 19 18:02:48 <Zhayko[Matt]> "Zhayko yes"
  1656. Mar 19 18:02:52 <Ana[Strat]> "Ooh, robot!"
  1657. Mar 19 18:02:54 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "OH SH;T ;_;"
  1658. Mar 19 18:02:56 <Cade[Soro]> The dragon is exploded after a few seconds in a display of blood and gore.
  1659. Mar 19 18:03:00 <Laviil[Silver]> "ssave ssome for a ssecond hiit"
  1660. Mar 19 18:03:07 <Laviil[Silver]> "or not"
  1661. Mar 19 18:03:08 <Cade[Soro]> You are, however, now out of bombs.
  1662. Mar 19 18:03:13 <Laviil[Silver]> "or don't do that"
  1663. Mar 19 18:03:17 <Zhayko[Matt]> "It deserved it"
  1664. Mar 19 18:03:21 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh wait
  1665. Mar 19 18:03:23 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> it's reflex
  1666. Mar 19 18:03:25 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> no
  1667. Mar 19 18:03:25 <Laviil[Silver]> "whatever flloatss youur megazord"
  1668. Mar 19 18:03:27 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> not reflex
  1669. Mar 19 18:03:28 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> will
  1670. Mar 19 18:03:29 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> blah
  1671. Mar 19 18:03:33 <Kayen[geri]> Lightning is not will
  1672. Mar 19 18:03:35 <Cade[Soro]> The Guardian informs you of the new SCratch-esque game, Selebr8.
  1673. Mar 19 18:03:37 <Kayen[geri]> Will is mental effects
  1674. Mar 19 18:03:39 <Kayen[geri]> You dumb shit
  1675. Mar 19 18:03:43 <Cade[Soro]> It has been installed on your terminal.
  1676. Mar 19 18:03:54 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> At Will: Make a ranged psionic attack roll against Will resistance, if you succeed. deal Pd8 lightning damage to an enemy
  1677. Mar 19 18:03:55 <Zhayko[Matt]> "What will this game do?"
  1678. Mar 19 18:04:04 <Kayen[geri]> u shitting me
  1679. Mar 19 18:04:08 <Kayen[geri]> Who the fuck writes this
  1680. Mar 19 18:04:12 <Cade[Soro]> It informs you that is alike SCratch in that it will transport you into the Medium.
  1681. Mar 19 18:04:33 <Cade[Soro]> However, it will not take LoAaE along with it, as LoAaE is pretty much fucked.
  1682. Mar 19 18:04:36 <Kayen[geri]> U have to be next level stupid if you make a physical attack vs will
  1683. Mar 19 18:04:48 <Cade[Soro]> Anyway, let's just say it misses Kayen.
  1684. Mar 19 18:05:01 * Zhayko[Matt] runs the game.
  1685. Mar 19 18:05:04 <Cade[Soro]> As to avoid argument and all-around saltiness.
  1686. Mar 19 18:05:12 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yeah
  1687. Mar 19 18:05:13 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run the game, but it appears you need a server and client.
  1688. Mar 19 18:05:16 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> that's fair
  1689. Mar 19 18:05:34 * Zhayko[Matt] activates the speakers.
  1690. Mar 19 18:05:35 <Kayen[geri]> "Nice AIM, skin and BONES!"
  1691. Mar 19 18:05:36 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> is puppetkind's move a minor action?
  1692. Mar 19 18:05:41 <Zhayko[Matt]> "Someone give me their handle"
  1693. Mar 19 18:05:43 <Zhayko[Matt]> "Quickly"
  1694. Mar 19 18:05:48 <Ana[Strat]> "bouncebackEschaton!"
  1695. Mar 19 18:06:04 * Zhayko[Matt] inputs bouncebackEschaton.
  1696. Mar 19 18:06:13 <Cade[Soro]> You input it, and it accepts it.
  1697. Mar 19 18:06:15 <Kayen[geri]> its a move
  1698. Mar 19 18:06:16 <Kayen[geri]> jhb
  1699. Mar 19 18:06:19 <Kayen[geri]> move action
  1700. Mar 19 18:06:26 <Cade[Soro]> However, Ana does not have Selebr8 yet, so she cannot server or client for you.
  1701. Mar 19 18:06:34 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh? well then Abhorned goes all up and in Kayen's face
  1702. Mar 19 18:06:36 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> end turn
  1703. Mar 19 18:06:45 <Cade[Soro]> In the distance, you vaguely notice several flashing meteorites crashing down not far from where you are.
  1704. Mar 19 18:06:49 <Zhayko[Matt]> "How do I make a second game?"
  1705. Mar 19 18:06:59 <Cade[Soro]> They are probably very relevant to this plot that Soro is making up on the spot.
  1706. Mar 19 18:07:11 <Ana[Strat]> "Captchalogue it and tell me the code!"
  1707. Mar 19 18:07:20 * Zhayko[Matt] does so.
  1708. Mar 19 18:07:27 <Kayen[geri]> Kayen sidesteps the corpse and fires another shell at door this time.
  1709. Mar 19 18:07:31 <Cade[Soro]> the code is AAAAAAAA.
  1710. Mar 19 18:07:32 <Cade[Soro]> Who knew.
  1711. Mar 19 18:07:33 * Ana[Strat] alchemizes it with her first guardian, THE OMNIPHONE.
  1712. Mar 19 18:07:43 <Cade[Soro]> ...
  1713. Mar 19 18:07:47 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6
  1714. Mar 19 18:07:47 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  1715. Mar 19 18:07:51 <Kayen[geri]> wot
  1716. Mar 19 18:07:53 <Kayen[geri]> well
  1717. Mar 19 18:07:54 <Zhayko[Matt]> (It's just portable alchemy)
  1718. Mar 19 18:07:55 <Kayen[geri]> thats a misfire
  1719. Mar 19 18:07:56 <Ana[Strat]> Portable alchemy in phone format. Super useful
  1720. Mar 19 18:07:57 <Cade[Soro]> You now have a first guardian with the ability to play Selebr8.
  1721. Mar 19 18:08:10 <Cade[Soro]> That's probably not a good thing.
  1722. Mar 19 18:08:11 <Zhayko[Matt]> (But, it's also great, so she calls it the first guardian)
  1723. Mar 19 18:08:12 <Ana[Strat]> I meant using THE OMNIPHONE to alchemize a copy
  1724. Mar 19 18:08:13 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Who's sk;n and bones now you fuck!"
  1725. Mar 19 18:08:15 <Ana[Strat]> But okay
  1726. Mar 19 18:08:17 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d4+4
  1727. Mar 19 18:08:18 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+4) [1+4] : {5}
  1728. Mar 19 18:08:18 <Ana[Strat]> Cool, that too
  1729. Mar 19 18:08:25 <Kayen[geri]> Alright door, his puppet, and kayen all take 5 damage
  1730. Mar 19 18:08:26 <Kayen[geri]> nice
  1731. Mar 19 18:09:12 * Ana[Strat] runs the game
  1732. Mar 19 18:09:28 <Kayen[geri]> End turn then lol
  1733. Mar 19 18:09:31 <Kayen[geri]> I guess I reload
  1734. Mar 19 18:11:15 <Cade[Soro]> Ana runs the game.
  1735. Mar 19 18:11:19 <Cade[Soro]> Are you the server, or the glient.
  1736. Mar 19 18:11:22 <Cade[Soro]> *client
  1737. Mar 19 18:11:31 <Ana[Strat]> Let's go server
  1738. Mar 19 18:12:06 <Cade[Soro]> Your screen shifts to that of Zhayko inside the Guardian.
  1739. Mar 19 18:12:13 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, your screen closes out.
  1740. Mar 19 18:12:34 <Cade[Soro]> The Guardian starts flying away, informing you that it needs to get away from the others so they don't get demolished by meteors.
  1741. Mar 19 18:12:43 <Zhayko[Matt]> "Understood"
  1742. Mar 19 18:13:23 <Cade[Soro]> The rest of you all get a message on your phones from someone called apocalypticHarbinger.
  1743. Mar 19 18:13:30 <Cade[Soro]> The text is obscured by weird green shit.
  1744. Mar 19 18:14:08 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> While this is happening, Door continues to fight kayen with crush
  1745. Mar 19 18:14:13 <Laviil[Silver]> "oh no"
  1746. Mar 19 18:14:20 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1747. Mar 19 18:14:20 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [7+4] : {11}
  1748. Mar 19 18:14:22 <Laviil[Silver]> "thiiss better not be what ii thiink iit iiss"
  1749. Mar 19 18:14:23 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> vs fort
  1750. Mar 19 18:15:15 <Cade[Soro]> Hit or miss?
  1751. Mar 19 18:15:31 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Kayen[geri]
  1752. Mar 19 18:16:01 <Cade[Soro]> Ana, you should probably start doing the server thing where you place machines.
  1753. Mar 19 18:16:09 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko is starting to run out of ammo.
  1754. Mar 19 18:16:22 <Laviil[Silver]> "iif Ome sshowss uup ii'm ouut"
  1755. Mar 19 18:16:24 <Zhayko[Matt]> Wait, I thought I was flying away from the world?
  1756. Mar 19 18:16:26 * Ana[Strat] does the server thing, both via computer and via telekinesis because screw you 1e psionics
  1757. Mar 19 18:16:36 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko is flying away from the party, but still on the world.
  1758. Mar 19 18:16:37 <Laviil[Silver]> "ii'llll face the apocallypsse iinsstead"
  1759. Mar 19 18:16:49 <Ceran[Gauss]> From the skies above, somewhere...
  1760. Mar 19 18:17:01 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> (looking at her sheet it's a miss, so we'll just go with that)
  1761. Mar 19 18:17:03 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, the machines plop down in your robot's control center.
  1762. Mar 19 18:17:18 <Ceran[Gauss]> A young troll rides her dragon to battle.
  1763. Mar 19 18:17:34 <Kayen[geri]> that misses door
  1764. Mar 19 18:17:37 <Kayen[geri]> ye
  1765. Mar 19 18:17:39 <Kayen[geri]> from the sheet
  1766. Mar 19 18:17:41 <Cade[Soro]> Anonymous young troll, what's your name?
  1767. Mar 19 18:18:05 <Kayen[geri]> Alright, I use another shell, might switch weapons p soon
  1768. Mar 19 18:18:11 * Zhayko[Matt] goes through the same steps he did before.
  1769. Mar 19 18:18:16 <Cade[Soro]> Note: Dragon troll also got said message from AH.
  1770. Mar 19 18:18:17 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6
  1771. Mar 19 18:18:17 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  1772. Mar 19 18:18:22 <Kayen[geri]> moite
  1773. Mar 19 18:18:41 <Kayen[geri]> Alright fuck this bot im using IRL dice from now on
  1774. Mar 19 18:18:51 <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d4+4
  1775. Mar 19 18:18:51 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+4) [4+4] : {8}
  1776. Mar 19 18:18:58 <Kayen[geri]> Thats 8 damage to Kayen, the corpse, and door
  1777. Mar 19 18:18:59 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> lol
  1778. Mar 19 18:19:00 <Ceran[Gauss]> Unfortunately, Iferra doesn't have an electronic device.
  1779. Mar 19 18:19:04 <Ceran[Gauss]> >Enter name
  1780. Mar 19 18:19:08 <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run the steps, but this time instead of a timer you get a shutdown lever.
  1781. Mar 19 18:19:13 <Cade[Soro]> Ifairy Dragoon
  1782. Mar 19 18:19:18 <Kayen[geri]> Annnnnd I reload again
  1783. Mar 19 18:19:23 <Cade[Soro]> It appears the lever will shut down the Guardian.
  1784. Mar 19 18:19:23 <Zhayko[Matt]> Confused, I pull the lever.
  1785. Mar 19 18:19:24 <Ceran[Gauss]> Stop.
  1786. Mar 19 18:19:33 <Cade[Soro]> You pull the lever, and the Guardian shuts down.
  1787. Mar 19 18:19:35 <Cade[Soro]> Nothing happens.
  1788. Mar 19 18:19:41 <Ceran[Gauss]> That's 20% accurate.
  1789. Mar 19 18:19:43 <Ceran[Gauss]> Try again.
  1790. Mar 19 18:19:53 * Zhayko[Matt] quickly pulls the lever the other way so he doesn't fall to his death.
  1791. Mar 19 18:19:58 <Cade[Soro]> Several meteors blow holes in the Guardian, and you fall out.
  1792. Mar 19 18:19:59 <Cade[Soro]> RIP
  1793. Mar 19 18:20:01 <Cade[Soro]> Too late.
  1794. Mar 19 18:20:20 <Cade[Soro]> As you fall, there's a flash of white light, and you vanish from the face of the Earth.
  1795. Mar 19 18:20:25 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> using chain lighting against will (apparently :P)
  1796. Mar 19 18:20:32 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1797. Mar 19 18:20:32 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [16+4] : {20}
  1798. Mar 19 18:20:53 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d8
  1799. Mar 19 18:20:53 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d8) [4] : {4}
  1800. Mar 19 18:20:59 <Cade[Soro]> You reappear in a dusty, barren landscape full of old temples, and small spiders.
  1801. Mar 19 18:21:09 <Cade[Soro]> There's a thick layer of clouds above you.
  1802. Mar 19 18:21:11 <Kayen[geri]> I refuse to accept vs will but it hits reflex anyways
  1803. Mar 19 18:21:16 <Cade[Soro]> You feel unnerved.
  1804. Mar 19 18:21:35 <Kayen[geri]> Does a 23 hit your AC
  1805. Mar 19 18:22:05 <Kayen[geri]> jhb
  1806. Mar 19 18:22:10 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ?
  1807. Mar 19 18:22:31 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh wait, you're using real dice now lol
  1808. Mar 19 18:22:34 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yeah it does
  1809. Mar 19 18:22:38 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> I call hacks! :D
  1810. Mar 19 18:23:10 <Kayen[geri]> Lolk
  1811. Mar 19 18:23:12 * Zhayko[Matt] attempts to get the guardian working again.
  1812. Mar 19 18:23:34 <Ceran[Gauss]> So anyway, there's a dragonrider...
  1813. Mar 19 18:23:39 * Ana[Strat] uses server viewports plus telekinesis to help
  1814. Mar 19 18:23:45 <Kayen[geri]> Alright... take.... 16 damage.
  1815. Mar 19 18:23:48 * Ceran[Gauss] is now known as Iferra[Gauss]
  1816. Mar 19 18:23:52 <Iferra[Gauss]> And her name is Iferra Kafshe.
  1817. Mar 19 18:24:12 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Fuck... you... Kayen..."
  1818. Mar 19 18:24:22 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door's rolling saving throws
  1819. Mar 19 18:25:14 <Kayen[geri]> "I expect you'll get very used to looking up at ME."
  1820. Mar 19 18:25:39 * Orea has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1821. Mar 19 18:25:42 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1822. Mar 19 18:25:42 <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [9+1] : {10}
  1823. Mar 19 18:25:49 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> 1 pass
  1824. Mar 19 18:26:25 <Ana[Strat]> "Okay guys, I know I said it was fine to have fun fighting and all, but I think this might be going a little bit too far when the world is ending."
  1825. Mar 19 18:26:40 <Cade[Soro]> sorry for the long delay
  1826. Mar 19 18:27:43 * Cade[Soro] has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1827. Mar 19 18:28:37 * Zhayko[Matt] has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1828. Mar 19 18:29:55 * Cade[Soro] (kiwiirc@c-73-239-58-98.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined
  1829. Mar 19 18:32:07 * Cade[Soro] has quit (Client Quit)
  1830. Mar 19 18:32:26 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :/
  1831. Mar 19 18:32:45 * Cade[Soro] (kiwiirc@c-73-239-58-98.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined
  1832. Mar 19 18:32:54 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :\
  1833. Mar 19 18:34:14 * Cade[Soro] has quit (Client Quit)
  1834. Mar 19 18:34:19 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :/
  1835. Mar 19 18:35:08 <Ana[Strat]> http://pastebin.com/x8XsvhTz
  1836. Mar 19 18:35:36 * Iferra[Gauss] has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1837. Mar 19 18:35:50 <Ana[Strat]> Soro's apparently busy
  1838. Mar 19 18:35:58 <Ana[Strat]> Pastebinned and can be continue later
  1839. Mar 19 18:36:00 <Ana[Strat]> I guss
  1840. Mar 19 18:36:06 <Ana[Strat]> I guess
  1841. Mar 19 18:36:07 <Ildiir[Jarhead]> alright, well that was fun :3
  1842. Mar 19 18:36:13 <Ana[Strat]> It was pretty great
  1843. Mar 19 18:36:42 * You are now known as yzabtech
  1844. Mar 19 18:36:46 <yzabtech> well, guess this ends the party
  1845. Mar 19 18:36:49 <yzabtech> hope everyone had fun
  1846. Mar 19 18:36:59 <yzabtech> this went 36 minutes over schedule and i'm really glad to see that
  1847. Mar 19 18:37:07 * Ana[Strat] is now known as Strat
  1848. Mar 19 18:37:09 <Strat> Heck yeah
  1849. Mar 19 18:37:12 <yzabtech> last party actually died before it was over but a lot of people enjoyed it
  1850. Mar 19 18:37:45 <yzabtech> so i'm glad to see that this one lived and i hope everyone enjoyed this one
  1851. Mar 19 18:37:53 <yzabtech> and here's to many more irc parties
  1852. Mar 19 18:37:58 <yzabtech> and here's to many more anniversaries.
  1853. Mar 19 18:38:00 <yzabtech> so with that
  1854. Mar 19 18:38:04 <yzabtech> ==END OF YEAR 2==
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