TF2 fluffies

(not a Rox story. and dedicated to this guy:http://thispyrohatesfluffyponies.tumblr.com/)



>Be a spy on 2fort after the battle for intelligence.
>while the rest of the team are talking or looking through the files, you decide to snoop around the opposite base.
>"fwuffy wuv fwens" you hear in a small high pitch voice.
>"What in scouts mother?!" you shout out
>"Hey, not cool man!" you hear from a distance
>The shout had made the fluffies aware of your presence.
>"New fwen'" they ask you repeatedly.
>"Erhum, why,yes of course" you think to yourself as you start to devise a plan for these,
>You notice one looks a bit like scorch, pyro's old fluffy he had to leave behind.
>"Well, he did save my ass twice back there. Its the least I could do for him" you think to yourself.
>"Wiww yoo be new daddeh?" they ask in a childish voice.
>"Yes, little ones lets go".



>After 3 minutes walking back to your team-mates you see they are sitting at the edge of the water with a 5 foot drop to the water.
>"Excuse me, pyro, as a thanks for saving my life back then I got you this".
>You point across the water to the other base where they are a good 30-49 fluffies smiling and waving.
>"Hudda hmmph" says pyro in great delight.
>All of a sudden, a smart friend decides he will check us out.
>It waddles across the bridge telling the rest to stay behind.
>For some reason, he brought the one that looks like scorch with him.
>Pyro leaps up and runs to the familiar looking fluffy and picks it up to start rubbing its belly.
>As it coos in his arms the smarty shouts "Giff fwen back, give big owies".
>"This wont stand" you say. At the same time pyro had stolen heavy's gun and started revving it up.
>Obviously. heavy doesnt take this well and slaps pyro at the back of the head while muttering "Did dumb pyro hurt you, Sasha?" to his gun.

>You and pyro look at the smarty think of what to do with it while the rest of the team all pet scorch mk2.
>"Skettis?" a few of the other fluffies shout to the smarty wondering if he found any.
>"Nuu, noo find sketties. Dumb hooman take fwen. Smawty get back"

>Pyro looks to you and points to your masks.
>"Brilliant my friend" you say patting his shoulder.
>You find a blank mask and draw a bowl of spaghetti on it.
>After a shart struggle to get it on his face he cant get it off.
>To you and your team, he looks like a fluffy with a piece of paper on his face. But, to a fluffy, he looks like spaghetti.

>In order for your plan to work you need the help of other fluffies.
>As you start to walk towards the bridge the others start shouting abuse at you.
>"Dum hooman. Big munsta. We give bug ouchies." and other supposed to be threatening words.
>Hearing this the not-so-smarty struggles harder than ever and flops out of your arms.
>HE lands with a loud thud and a crunch CRACK.
>It appears he has broken a leg and is crying louder than heavy ever has, and that's saying something.

>As the smarty squeals your team start to reminisce about past victories.
>In between large gasps for air he manages to scream "Hewp smawty. Hewp"
>As the others fluffies begin to charge, the stop at the sight of a large bowl of spaghetti.
>As predicted most fluffies run straight into the water and drown.
>The few smarter fluffies use the bridge but run straight for the smarty, not to help, but to feast.
>You count 5 fluffies survived. not including the smarty.
>You and your team watch as the smarty is completely devoured except for the bones.
>"Now, what do we do with these fluffies?" asks engie.
>"Target practice?" scout replies.
>"Alright!" replies engie while setting up a turret.
>"Nuuuuu!" shout the fluffies as they are obliterated by the turret.


>"Aah, well, enjoy your new pet, pyro" you say as you get set to leave for the next location.
>You can tell he doesnt need those goggles to be happy right now.