Anon - Talking about things at the Bro-House

>It is time...
>Time for bro-house!
>You waltz in into the brotacular hangout spot
>”Hello hello my good men”
>A small group of your bros turns to look at you, for some reason they are all gathered near Pepper Dust, who seems to be looking anxious
“Anon, you’re just in time, you’ll never guess what!”
>You join the small group consisting of Virgo, Pepper Dust, Acteus and Operator
>”What’s up? Why are you all huddled up here? And what’s with Pepper?”
>Pepper blushes a bit more as Acteus speaks up
“He’s got a date with my sister”
>Your eyes go wide at Pepper Dust
>”No way! Really?”
>Virgo snakes his hoof around Pepper Dusts shoulder and pulls him closer to him
“Can you believe it, our shy little Pepper Dust has a date!”
>Pepper Dust pushes Virgo away while embarrassedly telling him to quit it
>You glance at Acteus
>”You’re ok with it and all?”
>Acteus gives you a shrug
“Pepper’s ok, if it was Virgo I’d be a bit shocked”
>Virgo glares at Acteus now
“What’s that supposed to mean, I’ll have you know I’m top boyfriend material”
>At that Operator lets out a small laugh at Virgos statement
>”So, when’s the big day coming?”
>Pepper Dust suddenly looks even more anxious than he seemed before
“A-actually... in about 10 minutes...”
>”Well, that’s... great right?”
>Pepper Dust seems like he’s about ready to have a panic attack
“We were just sending him off and giving him out last words of advice”
>Operator glances at Virgo
“You mean we were giving advices and you were telling him surefire ways to ruin the date right away”
>Virgo shakes his head
“Operator Operator, some mares might like a bit more hooves on- approach”
>Acteus shakes his head
“Sis would kill you if you’d pull off the stuff you were telling Pepper Dust to do”
>Virgo smirks at Acteus
“Or she could enjoy it, who knows how wild she really is~”
>Acteus quickly plugs his ears with his hooves

“No, you are not going to start talking about that again, I don’t want to hear about that, just no!”
>Operator clears his throat
“Not to break up your little married couple dispute, but shouldn’t Pepper Dust get going already?”
>Operator points at the clock and Pepper Dusts eyes go wide
“Oh no, I’ll be late! Bye you guys”
>And with that Pepper Dust takes off looking like a nervous wreck, leaving you with the three mothponies
>”Awww, he’s so nervous”
“I hope Sis will not bust his balls or anything, poor dude needs to loosen up a bit”
>Virgo now pokes Acteus with his hoof
“Or maybe she will~ If you know what I m-“
>Acteus let’s put a loud yell of “Auuugh” and pushes Virgos hoof away
>”So, where is everyone today?”
>Operator gives you a shrug now
“No idea, I just got here a bit before you”
>Acteus flops down to lie lazily on the couch
“Moon Dust and Gemini are doing something together today, and I have no idea where Waspy is”
>Virgo pipes up now
“I think I know where he is, that lucky guy~”
>Acteus glances at Virgo from the couch and you sit down on one of the bean bag chairs to hear what he has to say
“I saw him together with Hexferry today”
>Acteus looks very surprised now
“What, no way!”
>Virgo grins and nods
“Yes way and they looked like they were getting very much along”
>Well, that’s not something you would have thought
“They could have always been doing something completely different to what you must be imagining”
>Operator returns from the kitchen corner with a beverage and sits down himself
Virgo turns his grinning face towards Operator now
“You’ve got a crush on Hexferry or something since you’re that adamant on them not doing anything together”
>Operator shakes his head
“No she’s not the one I have a c-“
>Before Operator can finish the sentence he suddenly quiets down, looking a bit shocked
>but it’s too late, all three of you are now grinning at him

>”Operator, you’ve got a crush!”
>Operator blushes ever so slightly, it’s almost unnoticeable
“Maybe I have, none of your business...”
>You let out a little “awww” while Virgo tries to poke more info from him, making him a bit annoyed
“What about you Anon, didn't you have a crush on Hexferry or something?”
>You turn to look at Acteus, you had hoped all of your bros would have forgotten about that
>”Well... after thinking about it for a while I kind of realized that instead of a crush I just really wanted to... you know...”
“Sleep with her?”
>”Yes Virgo, something like that, I mean she’s a nice mare and I would not turn her down if she asked me to go out with her, but it’s not like I’d be soul crushed if she’d start dating someone”
>Operator finishes his beverage before speaking up
“She’s a very attractive mare though”
>All three of you nod your heads and agree with him, and then sit there in silence, but only for a few seconds before Virgo speaks up
>”I think Meisa is the most attractive one when it comes to plain looks”
>Operator raises an eyebrow at this
“I could have sworn you’d choose Golden Corral or Caramel for obvious reasons”
>You agree with Operator on this one
>”Yeah, Meisa seems almost too... normal for you to choose”
“Don’t get me wrong, all the mares are great looking, and Caramel or Goldie could even be more fun to be with, but I still can’t deny that regal aura of beauty Meisa has”
>Acteus nods and joins in
“Yeah, that high class air about her, kind of looking at a moth who’s a royal or something”
>Operator lets out a little laugh
“Thankfully she’s not as stuck up as many could assume based on that”
>Oh yeah, Operator had a date with her
>”You went out with her once right?”
>Operator now rubs the back of his head while smiling
“To be perfectly honest we went out as friends only”
“Not to mention you’ve got the hots for Butterscotch”

>Operator almost falls off of his bean bag chair comically from what Virgo said and Virgo stares at him in surprise
“What, I got it right? I just threw out a random guess”
>Now Operator seems even more annoyed
“Let’s just move on...”
>Virgo looks at Acteus now
“How about you, any crushes?”
>Acteus shakes his head
“Nope”
>and with that the conversation dies down, and you all sit there in silence
>”What about Tonic?”
>Virgo replies to you lazily
“I asked him when he’s going to come for a visit but he said he’s too busy currently”
>”Allright”
>And it’s quiet once again
>You start to feel a bit sleepy now...
>it’s another slow day at the bro house
>”Maybe we should do something”
>All ponies turn to look at you
“Like what Anon”
>Acteus sits up properly from the couch
>”I don’t know, but it seems such a waste to just sit around”
>Virgo gets up from his bean bag chair now and stretches a bit
“Yeah, any more sitting around and I’ll fall asleep”
>Operator gets up as well
“Agreed”
>But just then the door opens and in walks Waspy
“Hi guys”
>Waspy walks up to all of you and then looks at you all with a questioning look on his face
“Why is everypony staring at me?”
“You know exactly why you charmer, tell us all about it”
>Waspy looks puzzled at Virgos remark
“No, I really don’t”
>you decide to join in now
>”We saw you with Hexferry”
>Waspy blushes a bit now
“What that? T-that was nothing really... I was just helping her with stuff!”
>Operator smirks
“That blush suggests otherwise”
>Waspys ears go flat now
“Stop imagining things...”
>Acteus and Virgo look at each other
“Highly suspicious”
“Yes it is”
>You can’t help but to feel a bit for the poor guy
“Besides, if you want to poke at somepony for getting along with a mare recently you should look at Virgo”
>Virgo now looks at Waspy with confusion written on his face

“I think I would know if I got along with a mare Waspy...”
“What about Squeak”
>Now that Waspy mentions it, you do recall seeing Virgo spend much more time with her lately
“Waspy’s got a point Virgo, you two have been getting rather close lately”
>Operator nods at Acteus and Virgo sighs
“We're not anything like that, we just like doing silly stuff together that’s all”
>Virgo finishes this with a shrug
“So you’ve not felt attracted at her at all?”
>Virgo turns to look at Operator to answer him
“Haven't really thought about it, we've just had so much fun together”
>Before any of you can ask any more the door opens again and Moon Dust walks in with Gemini and greets all of you
“Hi everyone, what’s going on?”
>Gemini gives his own hellos as well as the two join the group
“Nothing much, just that Virgo and Squeak are pretty much lovers”
>Moon Dust and Gemini both look surprised at Acteusses words
“Really? Congratulations!”
>Gemini gives a happy smile to Virgo as well
“That’s nice, good luck to both of you”
>Virgo shakes his head and sighs
“Acteus is just kidding, we’re not like that”
>Moon Dust rubs the back of his head now while Gemini looks rather embarrassed
>You notice the slight hint of lipstick in the corner of Moon Dusts mouth and sign it to him with your hand
>Moon Dust blushes and quickly wipes it off without anyone noticing, before giving you a silent thank you
>”We were really talking about Waspy and Hexferry getting along”
>Waspy now blushes a bit before fuming
“I-it’s not like that!”
>Moon Dust and Gemini look a bit unsure as you, Operator, Acteus and Virgo share a laugh
“So... noponys going out with anypony?”
>Gemini tilts his head in confusion
“Pepper Dust is on a date with Actias actually”
>Moon Dust and Gemini both now have a very surprised look on their faces at Operators words
“N-no way!”
>Virgo smirks at the two

“Yes way”
>Moon Dust sits down
“Pepper Dust and Actias, I would have never guessed...”
>Gemini sits down as well
“Me neither, and to actually go on a date so fast...”
>You shrug
>”He was a nervous wreck though once he set off”
>Virgo starts to look like he’s thinking about something
“I wonder how things are going with those two...”
>”We'll need to smoke every last detail out of him tomorrow”
>Everyone in the bro-house agrees with you on that
>”So, any of you up for a game of cards or something?”
>Everyone agrees and soon enough you are all back to playing fun games in the bro-house while talking more about mares in general