Lin-Willdrew Husspearanda: [N] HP: 300,000/300,000. Praise Be III. Homebethilton IIII. God of Language IIIII. Obligatory Defecation Joke IIIIII.

Praise Be: As we all know, we have all sold our souls to none other than Andrew Hussie. Back in the day, people felt this way about Shakespeare as well, and currently feel this way about Lin-Manuel Miranda. As such, Husspearanda takes out a jar of his followers' souls, and unleashes them on an enemy, dealing moderate damage.
Homebethilton: Husspearanda takes out his SACRED TYPEWRITER, and creates a beautiful illustrated story, the likes of which the world has never seen. Society's belief in it is so fast that it actually brings the setting of the story to life. Husspearanda summons three random characters from this story to assail others and aid him.
God of Language: such a prestigious combination of authors and playwrights brings Husspearanda's AUTHORIAL STATUS to that of a MAJOR GOD OF LANGUAGE. Husspeare uses his abilities in this field to write an entity out of existence, dealing major damage.
Obligatory Defecation Joke: You all know it. You could have been anywhere else in the world tonight, but you're here, in ZeroCraft. Sit tight for the show. Husspearanda gets into an intense rap battle with a nearby enemy. Husspearanda finishes the entity off after a practically one-sided rap duel with the obligatory shit joke. The entity takes extreme damage in shame.

It Was Him All Along: Upon death, Husspearanda secretly ascends to be the brother of The Operator, leaving behind his Sacred Typewriter to the likely dishonorable killer.

[IIII] Sacred Typewriter: READY TO USE. Wearer: ?????