Shuten Caster Valentine's Scene

Shuten Douji:
There there, danna-han.
Running here'n there, you seem to be quite busy.
Ha, what a popular guy as usual. That's just like you. The Human Order's something or other, that's really a big deal.
If that's so---
---ah, you wouldn't need my candy, right?
You've got so many cute Heroic Spirits all around you, and countless upstanding warriors too.
So, right. A single, poor little oni like me...
It's only a given that you'd be tired of me. Sob sob sob.

[1. Guda:
I don't think that

Shuten Douji:
Sob sob sob. Are you consoling me? Ah, I'm so happy. Fufufu. Fufufufufu.
.....
Well, hm. That's astute of you.
I'm really pent up in various ways too, so just bear with me.]

[2. Guda:
...you trying to prank me?

Shuten Douji:
.....
Meanie. Shouldn't youp lay along here?]

Shuten Douji:
This Saint Graph was good at the start but... right? Hmm. There's just not enough excitement.
Nobody noticed, so it can't be helped that I'm just so bored.
The blonde-haired boy pretended not to know, and so did the general of the Minamoto.
Usually it'd be more like that, you know? If it was the second month of the year, the boy would run and the general would attack.
---That's not happening at all with this Saint Graph.
There's just no thrill of life and death, no excitement over the uncertainty whether your head would fly or remain on your neck.
...this is so boring, so boring that I want to sleep.
I'm so bored that I could die. But before I die I must have some fun.
Yes, for example, here---
If I dig out your insides, how about that? All the Heroic Spirits would see red and attack, wouldn't they?
My body would get all torn up. That's so exciting.
That would be---
Such a pleasant thing---

[1. Guda:
...That wouldn't be fun.

Shuten Douji:
Really?
Don't say that, meanie danna-han.]

[2. Guda:
I don't like pain.

Shuten Douji:
Oh my. Danna-han. Hehe. You're still a kid there, it seems.
If you don't get the insides of your belly messed around with, you can't become an adult? Right?]

Shuten Douji:
That's fine then. It's time for even mean children to eat sweet candy too.

[1. Guda:
This is...!]

[2. Guda:
A character product...!?]

Shuten Douji:
Hehe. How about it? With this, didn't I do well?
Even if I behaved like usual it'd be overlooked, how boring. So I thought, why not prepare something like this.
It'd be great if you like the taste. Fufufu.
Well--- I'll be staying in this Saint Graph for a while, right, danna-han?
Until it wears out its welcome. Until then.
....Please indulge me with your favour from now on too.

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Gouhou Shoujo Chocolate

A Valentine's chocolate from Ibaraki Douji (Caster).

A chocolate placed in a box that looks like merchandise from weekend anime targeted towards little girls. The character drawn on the box is of course the Gouhou Shoujo.

Furthermore, although it was Shuten Douji (Caster) who proposed it, it seems that both the Queen of Sheba and Caesar had a hand in the design, development and sales of the product.