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RWBYtalk the Musical Lyrics

Jun 24th, 2018
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  1. Ruby girl is living in a world
  2. Whose building blocks are full of holes
  3. Maybe she'll start to develop and grow
  4. Maybe next episode
  5. Maybe next episode
  6.  
  7. One by one, the volumes all go
  8. But quality of writing is still low
  9. The pace is slow
  10. The jokes don't flow
  11. The voice talent seems to average out at so-so
  12. The songs sell a different show!
  13.  
  14. Oh, RWBY why, RWBY why
  15. Did you just forget how storytelling works?
  16. It's show, don't tell
  17. Show, don't tell
  18. There's nothing interesting about sitting and talking!
  19. RWBY why, ask Miles why
  20. Underdeveloped characters keep inflating cast size
  21. Even if that does give us Neo
  22.  
  23. Writing staff is in a sort of daze
  24. Where plot events don't need to stay
  25. Maybe they can just retcon them away
  26. They'll forget anyway
  27. We'll forget anyway
  28.  
  29. Action scenes have dwindled down to few
  30. You've made characters dumb for the plot, too
  31. It might bring cash
  32. It might bring views
  33. But you have gotta listen to critics so you improve
  34. I feel bad supporting you!
  35.  
  36. Oh, RWBY why, RWBY why
  37. Did you manage to screw up a racial metaphor
  38. Two different ways?
  39. Two different ways?
  40. We never see oppression but all your leads are racist!
  41. RWBY why, ask Kerry why
  42. The team for animation can't choreograph fights
  43. Volume five's climax was insulting!
  44.  
  45. RWBY why, RWBY why,
  46. Do you keep on crushing my dreams for you to improve
  47. Downward slope,
  48. Downward slope,
  49. Ever since the trailer for Weiss, that's what you've been on!
  50. RWBY why? I know why
  51. A dumb little passion project would've been fine
  52. Now it's just another bad shounen!
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