Applejack The Jimmy Rustler part 3

>You are Anon.
>And you're going to have to run for your life.
>Story so far?
>Alright so this bitch Applejack got the nerve to damn near get you trampled on from her trolling.
>Currently you're in the store laying in a pile of packaged Ramane noodles.
> Apparently you're giving free belly rubs to all the ladies.
>According to Applejack's trollin' ass anyways.
>You wouldn't mind this if you wasn't in the middle of a store being chased to no end.
>"There he is! Let's get him!"
>Well looks like you're going to have to buy coffee another day.
>You get up off the Ramane and run for the exit.
>All the while Applejack is laughing her flank off in the distance,trying to keep her sides intact.
>You'll get her back for this, but in the meantime.
>Drop the coffee.
>RUN.
>You get out of the store and the mares are still in hot pursuit.
>You're already a bit tired from sprinting your way to the store,but you have to get the hell out of dodge.

>The mares that are being driven by hand lust are starting to gain on you.
>Welp it's been nice knowing everyp0ny.
>Suddenly, a random Pinkie Pie appears.
>"Hey Anon, in a bit of trouble I see."
"Yeah,just another day for me."
>"Need help?"
"Yes."
>"Alrighty tighty hold on Anon."
>Pinkie grabs you hand and suddenly you go through a portal.
>You see cakes the size of mountains and cherries the size of apples.
>You even see balloons with faces and top hats,monocles and mustaches.
>"Well hello there good sir." A balloon said as it tipped it's hat to you.
>You gesture a hello back at it. You don't want to be rude.
>"Alrighty we are here!"
>You and Pinkie see another portal and walk through it. The next thing you know your at...your doorstep.
>You have no idea how she did that. It's best not to question her type of reality.
>You got away safely that's all that matters.
"Pinkie, I love you."
>"Ooooh you, just helping a friend out."
>She gives you a hug, nearly killing you in the process. Her hugs certainly would kill lesser men.
>"You know Anon, you can't expect me to save your flank every time you get mares all hot and bothered. You should see what they're like during estrus."
"I'll take your word for it."
>"Just be careful, ok silly billy?"
"You got it."
>"Oh by the way have some coffee."
>Pinkie pulls out a container of coffee from what seems to be like some sort of reality bending, logic raping personal void space and hoofs it to you.
"Th-thanks Pinkie."
>"Oh it's nothing, I never run out anyway. See ya later!"
"Bye Pinkie."
>Pinkie summons her party cannon, gets in it, and blasts off to God knows where."WOOOHOOOO!"
>That pony there.
>All the Tom Foolery and Tigget Pahootiny wrapped up in a pink puff of awesome.
>You enter your home and set your keys on a nearby stand.
>After being completely mind fucked you put up the coffee.
>Staying home sounded like a good idea.
>You're going to get Applejack back for that.
>Damn you Applejack.
>You try and think up a plan to get her back but nothing seems to come to you in the meantime.
>Midnight arrives a minute late but you still crash anyway.

>Day The Apple bucker is going down in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Shower, shit, shave.
>Go downstairs.
>Fire up coffee pot.
>Wait a few minutes for the coffee to get ready.
>knock knock at the door.
>Coffee is ready, you pour yourself a cup and see what Flutterbutt is up to today.
>Open the door.
>inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur.
>Fluttershy right on time.
>Wearing a...diaper
>A pacifier in her mouth.
>Also baby bag at her side.
>You notice there's a little tag on the pacifier.
>You squint to take a closer look.
>The words "Hot Monkey Dick" are made out.
>She named the pacifier "Hot Monkey Dick".
>Wut.jpg
>"mmmm nnnunnuunn mmmga fnnnummm."
"Take the pacifier out of your mouth, please."
>She takes the pacifier out of her mouth making a *pop* sound.
>"Are ponies in diapers your fetish?"
"No,now go home. You look ridiculous."
>"Ummm,can you change me? I kinda had an accident."
"Are you fucking serious?"
>"Well,I was really hoping this was your fetish."
"You expect me to change your diaper?"
>"Pleeeaaase? I think I'm getting a rash. I brought filly wipes and diapers just in case."
>What the fuck Fluttershy? At least she's prepared.
"I can't believe I'm doing this. You owe me big time."
>"Thank you."
"Alright get in here and stay away from the kitchen table! I eat there."
>Fucking Fluttershy

>A few minutes later after dealing with the worse Tom Foolery yet.
>God,the smell was horrible.
>Changing ponies man.
>You tossed the diaper in your trusty trash can and gave her a good wipe down.
>You'd rather not recall all the details of actually changing her.
>"Thank you for changing me, Anon."
"Don't mention it, seriously."
>You'd rather not ever be reminded of what took place.
>"Anything for you, daddy."
"Don't call me that, please. Ever again."
>"Hey Anon."
"Ugh what?"
>"Can I have Hot Monkey Dick now?"
>You hand her the pacifier she brought.
>She gives you a confused look.
>"Ummm,I mean YOUR Hot Monkey Dick."
"Never, now go home."
>Fluttershy takes her things and leaves your house.
>Today is just too weird.
>Staying inside today is the best option.

>You relax at your place for a while
>3 hours later of doing nothing productive, you get a knock at your door.
>You answer it.
>Lo and behold, Applejack she's got something wrapped in a present.
"Fuck you and your shit!"
>"You wanna put what in my where?!"
"Applejack I suggest you run for your life. You got a lot of nerve showing up on my doorstep."
>"Alright now, hold on, Ah'm here to apologize. Ah know Ah went too far. Please,let me make it up to ya."
>That's the thing about Applejack, she knows she takes things too far. At least she bothered to apologize.
>Damn it, you hate it when people or er...ponies do that.
>You're too nice of a person. Even though you want to slap this bitch so hard she goes two universes to the left, you can let things go.
>WHAT A FAGGOT!
>Fuck you brain.
"Your existence shall continue. Go on..."
>"Ah'm sorry, alright? Here's some apple cider, on the house."
"You're lucky your apple cider is delicious you know that, right?"
>"Our we back to being good ol' pals?"
"You could do better, but for now we're cool."
>"Well, Ah could make it up to ya completely."
"Not to sound like an idiot, but how?"
>"Ya always told me to go choke on it. Well, you can say Ah won't choke."
"Hell no!"
>Applejack starts laughing her flank off. Rolling around on your doorstep with her hat falling off in the process.
>"Now that was funny! You have no idea how fun it is to mess with ya. You have the funniest faces."
"It's not funny, I already have Flutters to deal with. I don't need you after me."
>"Oh calm down sugarcube, you're cute Ah'll give ya that."
"Thanks, now bye."
>"Wait! Umm, can we hang out today?"
>You know you're going to regret this.
"Fine. We can hang out."
>"Yeeehaaaw! Alright!"
"So what do you want to do since you insist we hang out?"
>"Well, me and Dash need somebody to lasso on."
"Nope."
>"Aww come on! Ah bet you're a challenge, Spike refuses to be lassoed, plus he's too easy."
"Ugh, I know I'm going to regret this, but I got nothing better to do."
>"Well alright, what are we waitin' for? Let's go!"
>You put your apple cider on the little stand by your door and head out.

>You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres, how is Applejack not sick of apples?
>It's best not to question it.
>A few minutes later you arrive at a fenced area with Rainbow Dash leaning against the fence.
>"Anon? You're volunteering?! Oh this is just too good."
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't get too crazy with this."
>You're going against every atom in your body, going through with this.
>"Alright, the task is simple Anon, run."
>Seems fair enough. You can pretty much move rike a ninja.
>You was the Agent Smith of dodge ball back in highschool.
>Let's see if you still have the moves.
>10 minutes later.
>You kinda have the moves.
>You give them a run for their money.
>It's Applejack's turn.
>"Alright are ya ready?"
"Bring it!"

>You run around the fenced area moving rike a ninja
>Applejack casts the lasso.
>It barely catches your foot.
>You fall face first into the dirt.
>Next thing you know your legs and arms are tied expertly together.
>"And TIME! Beat that Rainbow Dash!"
>"Pfff please, I could do that in my sleep in half the time!"
>"Oh really? Ya probably need those waste of space call wings to do it!"
>"Hey, fuck you Applejack. Let's see you do a Rainboom!"
"Uuuh ladies? A little help here?"
>"Who needs to do the Rainboom? Oh it's sooo pretty. Ah'll tell you what it's... cute."
>"Cute?! Cute my flank! That takes a lot of skill!"
"Ladies?"
>"Skill? puh-lease darlin' if Ah had wings Ah'd shatter the sound barrier. You only merely budge it."
>"You wanna go AJ?!"
>"Sorry suga' Ah don't swing that way."
>Ooooh shiiiit. Wut?
>"What's that suppose to mean?!"
>"Ah think you know perfectly well what it means, Lesbo Crash."
>Damn Applejack. That's fucked up.
>Why you so mean?
"Ladies!"
>"What?!" They said in unison.
"A little help here, please?"

>They look at each other, then you. Applejack equips her troll face and Dash rubs her hooves together in a sinister manner. Oh God what did you get yourself into?
>"Ah think you'd make a mighty fine present for Fluttershy, don't ya think Dash?"
>"We agree on something at least."
>"Ah got an idea."
"Ummm AJ, Dash what are you doing?"
>They pick you up and carry you to a barn and toss you in.
"Oi! What the fuck?!"
>"Oh man this is gonna be funny." Dash said.
>"Ah can't wait to see how he gets out of this one."
"Applejack! I swear when I get out of here, you're dead!"
>They close the barn door, leaving you in total darkness, and barn stank.
>CAHOOTS!
>Anon, you fucking idiot.
>How could you be so stupid?
>Of all the dumbest things you've done in your life this has effortlessly made it to the top of your "Big List of Stupid".
>You do your best to squirm the rope loose.
>You're making some progress, but not much.
>There's no telling how long you've been in here.
>But you know it's been at least 2 hours.
>You hear the barn door open.
>"Hello sweetie."

>Oh God it's Fluttershy with what seems to be a bag.
>"So AJ and Dash said that pegging might be your fetish."
>Oh fuck no!
>No way in hell this is gonna happen!
>She closes the door.
"Look I don't care what they told you! Pegging is not my fetish!"
>"That's it, keep saying that for them to hear."
>She walks over to you with the bag.
"Fuck off damn it!"
>"Sssshhh, I'm not going to hurt you, now hold still mister."
>You close your eyes and prepare for the worse.
>Suddenly, you feel the ropes have been cut loose.
"Fluttershy what are you-"
>She puts a hoof on your mouth.
>"Sssh, please be quiet."
"You're...helping me?"
>"I always wanted to see you tied up, but only my MY hooves shall you be."
>So there's a moral code to rapists?
>"It's funner that way anyways, there's no challenge here. I feel insulted. Implying I need her help to get you."
"You're a strange pony you know that? What about when she ratted me out to you a few days ago?"
>"Pointing me in your direction is one thing, but having you tied up and helpless is different. I don't need her help. Besides what she did to you yesterday was mean. I heard what she did at the store."
"Well you've made my day."
>"Are you hurt? Can you walk?"
"I'm fine."
>"Oh okay good."
"So when do we get to beat the breaks off her anyways?"
>"Soon my dear."
>Applejack has got to be such an asshole, that you're teaming up with Fluttershy to take her down and teach her a lesson.
>This is rare.
>In CAHOOTS with Fluttershy.
>Applejack, you done goofed.
>Well fuck you too Applejack.

End of Part 3