Steam Replay 2022 games with custom descriptions

-- 7 Days to Die --
You're still standing 7 Days later; way to go!

-- ARK: Survival Evolved --
Some people have a problem where they don't play enough videogames that involve dinosaurs and lasers. But not you. You understand where it's at.

-- Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition --
You and a lumberjack went down to Cheese Steak Jimmy’s when all the sudden Alfred the Alpaca walked up, and…

-- Age of Empires IV: Anniversary Edition --
You spent 2022 reshaping history.

-- Aim Lab --
You trained and honed your skills for the battlefield.

-- Among Us --
Your 2022 was definitely a little sus.

-- Apex Legends™ --
Defiant in the beginning of the year, a Savior in the Spring, Hunted in late summer, and Eclipsing in the winter; Apex Legends brought 4 seasons of Battle Royale action in 2022. How many did you participate in?

-- Arma 3 --
For you, it was a year full of tanks, planes and helicopters.

-- Assetto Corsa --
Your year was filled with immersive racing on some iconic tracks.

-- Back 4 Blood --
You and your friends killed a lot of zombies in 2022

-- Battlefield™ V --
Your 2022 was filled with large scale combat.

-- BeamNG.drive --
This year, you weren't just looking for any racing game. You wanted a racing game that put the physics of driving front and center.

-- Bloons TD 6 --
You had more fun in 2022 than a tower full of monkeys.

-- Brawlhalla --
Gosh, you fell off a lot of platforms this year.

-- Capcom Arcade Stadium --
You relived some 80's glory (bonus points if you played Running Up That Hill while doing so).

-- Cities: Skylines --
Have you considered a career in urban planning?

-- Conan Exiles --
What is best in life? Surviving in the brutal world of Conan.

-- Cookie Clicker --
You had those grandmas working overtime in 2022.

-- Counter-Strike --
You didn't need to launch a global offensive; the original was just fine.

-- Counter-Strike: Global Offensive --
Whether you were planting bombs, defusing bombs, or just chasing around chickens... you spent a lot of time in 2022 mounting a Global Offensive.

-- Crab Game --
We had a cephalopod joke for this one, but Legal recommended we remove it.

-- Cyberpunk 2077 --
You spent a lot of time in Night City. Possibly with Panam, River or Kerry, but likely with Judy.

-- DARK SOULS™ III --
Were you working on your God Run?

-- DRAGON BALL Z: KAKAROT Demo --
Your power level is incredible! Well. Maybe. This was a demo… who knows, maybe in the full game your power level is closer to Android 8 than it is to Goku.

-- DayZ --
You know surviving the apocalypse isn't easy…

-- Dead by Daylight --
There are rules to surviving a horror game… fortunately, you are familiar with them.

-- Deep Rock Galactic --
You tunneled through an impressive amount of rock in 2022.

-- Destiny 2 --
8 years ago it started with a wizard on a moon. Now you're battling Savathûn herself. Destiny… you've come a long way.

-- Doki Doki Literature Club! --
You enjoyed playing this totally wholesome, and not at all disturbing game.

-- Don't Starve Together --
"Don't Starve" is not only good life advice: it was one of your favorite ways to pass the time in 2022.

-- Dota 2 --
Whether you sided with the Radiant or Dire, you probably cursed the Techies' name in 2022.

-- Dota Underlords --
You spent part of 2022 in White Spire.

-- Dread Hunger --
In 2022 you explored the arctic, turned on your crewmates, and possibly got mauled by a polar bear.

-- eFootball PES 2021 SEASON UPDATE --
We hope you didn't receive too many red cards.

-- eFootball™ 2023 --
GOAL!

-- ELDEN RING --
The world is full of maidenless cowards. You are not one of them. To you, Elden Ring was not an exercise in frustration but a challenge to rise up and meet.

-- Enter the Gungeon --
You weren't afraid of a little bullet hell.

-- Euro Truck Simulator 2 --
You explored Europe all from the comfort of your home.

-- Europa Universalis IV --
In 2022 you escaped the drama of today by reliving the drama of the past.

-- FIFA 22 --
You showed that football can be exciting even without Roy Kent.

-- FINAL FANTASY XIV Online --
You couldn't stop playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV.

-- Fall Guys --
You awkwardly flailed through many an obstacle course.

-- Fallout 4 --
Vault Boy approves how you spent your 2022.

-- Far Cry® 4 --
Did you enjoy the crab rangoon?

-- Far Cry® 5 --
"Only You" could have played this much Far Cry 5.

-- Farming Simulator 22 --
You experienced the relaxing and satisfying joy of farming.

-- Football Manager 2022 --
You got to experience all the fun of professional football management with none of the corruption. We hope.

-- Forza Horizon 4 --
All that driving and you never had to stop for gas.

-- Forza Horizon 5 --
You spent plenty of time exploring Mexico this year.

-- Garry's Mod --
We don't know what sort of physics-based chaos you wreaked in 2022, but we hope you had fun doing it!

-- Geometry Dash --
You decided you didn't have to choose between playing a rhythm game and playing a platformer… you found a game that offered both.

-- Gloomhaven --
Fun fact: The amount of time you spent playing Gloomhaven is only slightly longer than the time you would have spent setting up and tearing down the physical version of Gloomhaven.

-- Goose Goose Duck --
You were one paranoid goose this year.

-- Grand Theft Auto V --
We can only assume that you obeyed all traffic laws.

-- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City --
Like Tommy Vercetti you do what you want, when you want… and what you wanted was to play Vice City in the year 2022.

-- Hades --
How many times did you escape Hades in 2022?

-- Halo Infinite --
Whether working alongside The Weapon, or just using weapons in PVP; you donned the Spartan armor often this year.

-- Hearts of Iron IV --
You crafted many different versions of WWII.

-- Hollow Knight --
It's gorgeous. It's haunting. And if you played it this much you probably can't wait for Silksong.

-- Human: Fall Flat --
You solved some really weird physics puzzles.

-- Inscryption --
You went deep into the GameFuna rabbit hole in 2022. RIP Kaycee Hobbes

-- It Takes Two --
You and a friend spent hours tackling platforming, marital problems, and more.

-- It Takes Two Friend's Pass --
We hope you said "thank you" to the friend you played with.

-- Left 4 Dead 2 --
You killed a lot of zombies. Like, a lot. Possibly a state's worth. Not New York, that would be insane, but Vermont or Wyoming isn't out of the question.

-- Lost Ark --
In 2022 you got Lost building Rapport, leveling strongholds, and mowing down countless enemies.

-- MIR4 --
You spent a lot of time in the Hidden Valley.

-- MONSTER HUNTER RISE --
You spent 2022 with your Palico and Palamute friends.

-- Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered --
The amount of web fluid you went through this year is positively staggering.

-- Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition --
Who was your favorite companion and why was it Garrus?

-- Monster Hunter: World --
You played a lot of Monster Hunter in 2022… how much of that time was spent using a gunlance?

-- Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord --
In 2022 you were looking to find a place to live your medieval fantasies… and you found it.

-- Muck --
In 2022, you explored. You built. You survived the night… until you didn't. Then you started over and did it again.

-- MultiVersus --
Oft have people wondered who would win in a fight: Shaggy or Arya Stark…but now you know the answer to this age-old question.

-- NARAKA: BLADEPOINT --
In 2022 you played Rock-Paper-Scissors. With swords. And wall running. It was awesome.

-- NBA 2K22 --
We don't know how many points you scored, but we DO know the odds of tearing your ACL while playing NBA 2K22 are pretty low.

-- New World --
No matter if you were helping the Syndicate, the Covenant, or the Marauders, you probably chopped down a whooooole lot of trees.

-- Overcooked! 2 --
You made Kevin his slurry. You fought the Unbread. And you may have apologized to your friends for freaking out when you didn't have any clean plates.

-- PAYDAY 2 --
You robbed a lot of (virtual, we hope) banks in 2022.

-- PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS --
In 2022, you tried to get ALL the chicken dinners.

-- Paladins® --
You enjoyed Paladins with 50 million of your closest friends.

-- Path of Exile --
Your dedication to ARPGs has been noted.

-- Peglin --
The amount of damage you dealt with Matryorbshka is incalculable.

-- Phasmophobia --
You spent 2022 hunting ghosts with your friends.

-- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy --
You'll receive no OBJECTION! from us on the games you played in 2022.

-- Plague Inc: Evolved --
We really wish this game wasn't still topical, but alas, here we are.

-- Planet Coaster --
You got to experience all the fun of running a theme park with none of the lawsuits.

-- Plants vs. Zombies GOTY Edition --
Your 2022 was filled with gardening and the undead.

-- Poppy Playtime --
You explored a haunted toy factory.

-- Portal 2 --
Cave Johnson approves.

-- PowerWash Simulator --
You avoided manual labor in the real world by doing manual labor in the virtual world.

-- Project Zomboid --
You built, scavenged, and fought your way through 2022.

-- Raft --
You survived on the high seas.

-- Rec Room --
This year you enjoyed playing games with your friends in virtual reality.

-- Red Dead Redemption 2 --
You spent 2022 avoiding Pinkertons with the Van der Linde gang… what could go wrong?

-- RimWorld --
You've spent at least some time in 2022 figuring out if organ harvesting was worth the effort.

-- Rocket League® --
You scored so many goals in 2022 (we won't say how many were on yourself).

-- Rust --
You spent 2022 surviving the harsh world of Rust (and worrying about offline raids).

-- SMITE® --
You stood triumphant in the Battleground of the Gods.

-- STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™ --
You became one with The Force.

-- SUPER PEOPLE Testing Grounds --
You spent a lot of time in 2022 fighting your fellow super-troopers.

-- Sea of Thieves --
Yaaar! You enjoyed sailing the high seas with your friends.

-- Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice - GOTY Edition --
Shadows may die twice, but seeing as you played this much Sekiro, you probably died a lot more than that.

-- Sid Meier's Civilization® V --
This year you discovered that Gandhi isn't as peaceful as you once thought.

-- Sid Meier’s Civilization® VI --
You took just one more turn. A lot.

-- Slay the Spire --
Undeterred by Gremlin Nobs, Books of Stabbing, and the Corrupt Heart itself: you slayed the Spire in 2022.

-- Stardew Valley --
We know you spent your 2022 in Pelican Town… but how much time did you spend taunting Mayor Lewis about his purple boxers?

-- Stray --
In 2022 you realized that cats are better than people.

-- Street Fighter V --
If this was the 90s, you would have put SO many quarters into arcade cabinets.

-- Stumble Guys --
In 2022 you endured a brutal obstacle course forged in the blackest depths of gameshow hell.

-- TEKKEN 7 --
Heihachi isn't done fighting, and neither are you!

-- Tabletop Simulator --
You played some of your favorite board games with friends.

-- Team Fortress 2 --
Mann Co. appreciates your support in 2022!

-- Terraria --
You organized so many chests!

-- The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth --
You learned how to weaponize tears and dealt with mommy issues.

-- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion® Game of the Year Edition --
The classics never die, unlike Uriel Septim.

-- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition --
Millions of knees took millions of arrows since Skyrim first came out in 2011.

-- The Forest --
First you put your chair in its locked and upright position. Then you fought cannibals.

-- The Jackbox Party Pack 3 --
We hope you enjoyed Trivia Murder Party with your friends.

-- The Sims™ 4 --
This 2022 you decided you wanted to play God. But were you a merciful God and left the pool ladder in?

-- The Witcher® 3: Wild Hunt --
You helped the White Wolf navigate a love triangle, evade The Wild Hunt, and find his adoptive daughter.

-- tModLoader --
You explored the Terraria creations of other players.

-- Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege --
You spent a lot of time breaching and clearing in 2022.

-- Total War: WARHAMMER II --
We don’t know how many Skaven died in 2022, but we know you were responsible for a non-trivial amount of them.

-- Total War: WARHAMMER III --
You added plenty of Skulls to the Skull Throne in 2022.

-- Unturned --
You spent a lot of time in 2022 avoiding being turned into a zombie.

-- VRChat --
This 2022 you spent time with friends virtually.

-- Valheim --
You lived that Viking life in 2022.

-- Vampire Survivors --
The real question is, how much time did you spend standing still with max garlic?

-- Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodhunt --
You committed countless acts of diablerie. If you're not on the Red List yet, you should be.

-- War Thunder --
You waged war on land, sea, and air.

-- Warframe --
In 2022 you were living that cyber-ninja life.

-- World of Tanks Blitz --
Your love of artillery did not go unnoticed.

-- Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links --
You laid down countless trap cards.

-- Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel --
Let no one doubt your commitment to the Heart of the Cards.

-- 鬼谷八荒 Tale of Immortal --
Your sect is the best, and you're willing to fight to prove it.

-- 雀魂麻将(MahjongSoul) --
You spent a non-trivial amount of time playing some sassy mahjong.