luna:"how would you feel about a project"
ivy: im hesitant already
luna: its not a legal thing
luna: i think
ivy: i think i might have gotten another power that i didnt know about cause i saw that coming
ivy: im seeing the future now
ivy: luna would tell me that i had to go help her break into someone's house or something this morning, thats what i saw
luna: well no you cant see the future because thats not what im asking
ivy: it was sarcasm
ivy: do i have to use that dumb /s thing
luna: you didnt let me finish
luna: uh
luna: ok tbh
luna: i do wanna break into someone's house
ivy: :person_facepalming:
ivy: you know what
ivy: just tell me
ivy: if the feds were watching this chat they wouldve heard everything else already
luna: ok so hear me out
luna: hear the whole thing out
luna: the whole thing
luna: ok?
luna: ok
ivy: you know im not going anywhere so yeah
luna: i wanna break into principal shooter's house and plant a bug there cuz he knows something
ivy: so i do have psychic powers
ivy: great
ivy: whatever
ivy: look luna, how do you know he knows something?
ivy: my mom doesnt know anything thats going on, shes proba
ivy: ok shes not as scared as me but still
ivy: why is he in on this but my mom isnt
luna: because!!!
luna: i dont know, there was a creepy ass teacher hanging around the day of the bomb
ivy: and thats why you wanna break the law and REALLY get the feds on our asses
luna: well with your help no one would know
luna: also shooter will be busy with that stupid event
ivy: everyone will be
ivy: ...
luna: exactly!!!
ivy: ok no im not entertaining your idea
ivy: look luna how am i supposed to make it easier?
ivy: provide a distraction by falling asleep on the sidewalk or something?
luna: well cant you yknow make a machine that
luna: is the perfect bug or something
ivy: yes but i dont think mine just...work
ivy: i was in my room one day doing
ivy: well what i mean is that i made a time machine
ivy: didnt even plan on it i just kinda did
luna: WAIT WHAT
ivy: yeah uhh
luna: HOW
ivy: how do you turn into electricity and become girl zeus?
luna: i
luna: ok good point
luna: dude lets go explore time now!!!!
luna: im coming over
ivy: dont
ivy: its gone already
ivy: my dog was going crazy because he saw the mailman and hit the on switch
ivy: so uhh
ivy: i dont know where it is now
ivy: or when
luna: what
luna: no
luna: stop
luna: what time was it set to???
ivy: idk
ivy: whatever the default was?
luna: WHICH WAS
ivy: IDK LUNA
ivy: look i didnt think having a time machine was gonna be this big of a deal
ivy: now i feel like shit cause we cant use it
luna: did you write down the plans?
ivy: theres never any plans it just happens
ivy: you know as much about how it works as i do
luna: shit
luna: okay have you made anything i could use maybe?
ivy: uhh
ivy: gimme a moment
ivy: i guess its a
ivy: its a thing that makes you look really fucking weird
ivy: but i guess it also makes it really hard to see your face?
ivy: like someone's gonna think you're from the otherworld if they see you with it but
luna: yes
luna: i need that too
luna: what else? give mem ore
luna: more
ivy: uhh
ivy: pen that changes the color of things when you point it?
luna: next
ivy: some fabric thats kind of like sandpaper x100
luna: next
luna: damn ivy thats uh impressive i guess
ivy: the nail gun but it teleports you wherever the nails hit, and...uhh, a tape recorder?
ivy: the tape recorder used to be a vhs tape of me when i was like 3
ivy: its literally just that, i dont know how i made something so basic
luna: so you just found a tape?
luna: ill take the nail gun
ivy: thats all i got rn
ivy: ...
ivy: you still want me to come along, dont you
luna: of course i need a lookout
ivy: this is it luna
ivy: once this is done, im out of the game
ivy: ive wanted to say that for a while but seriously, dont try to pull me into something else