NOз | xGcoinx: Btw.
NOз | xGcoinx: Could you code me a plugin where you would type something like
NOз | xGcoinx: /head ITEM ID
NOз | xGcoinx: and that item ID would go there?
NOз | xGcoinx: and do that for the armor slots?
NOз | xGcoinx: I could do like.
NOз | xGcoinx: /legs TNT
NOз | xGcoinx: and TNT would be on my legs.
NOз | xGcoinx: and shit.
NOз | xGcoinx: /feet egg
NOз | xGcoinx: /head TNT
NOз | Bacon: no.
NOз | xGcoinx: /chest Sword.
NOз | xGcoinx: Oh..
NOз | xGcoinx: I'll learn how myself then.
NOз | xGcoinx: *Hymph*
NOз | xGcoinx: Could you send me the code that puts wool on your head.
NOз | Bacon: no.
NOз | xGcoinx: So I can study it.
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-
NOз | xGcoinx: You are bad teacher.
NOз | Bacon: im not a teacher
NOз | xGcoinx: You are bad.
NOз | Bacon: no im good your the one asking dumb questions
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm only a youngster asking for answers
NOз | Bacon: dont ask questions
NOз | xGcoinx: I wan't to learn all of this myself.
NOз | xGcoinx: TheNewBoston?
NOз | xGcoinx: Right?
NOз | Bacon: i help those who help themselves
NOз | Bacon: and by that i mean
NOз | Bacon: im not going to help you, go do it yourself.
NOз | xGcoinx: THE NEW BOSTON
NOз | xGcoinx: CORRECTO?
NOз | Bacon: NOз | Bacon: im not going to help you, go do it yourself.
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-.
NOз | xGcoinx: FML
NOз | xGcoinx: Netbeans VS Eclipse?
NOз | xGcoinx: Which is better?
NOз | Bacon: netbeams
NOз | Bacon: beans
NOз | xGcoinx: Alright.
NOз | xGcoinx: May I ask which you use?
NOз | xGcoinx: Or not.
NOз | xGcoinx: Doesn't matter.
NOз | Bacon: netbeans
NOз | xGcoinx: Any tips about learning.
NOз | Bacon: or else i wouldent recommend it
NOз | xGcoinx: Anything I should know.
NOз | Bacon: dont be gay
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm trying to stay motivated.
NOз | xGcoinx: Lol.
NOз | xGcoinx: How could you be gay with java?
NOз | Bacon: dont be gay
NOз | Bacon: gay people cant code well
NOз | Bacon: because they are always thinking about cock instead
NOз | xGcoinx: Really?
NOз | xGcoinx: Hmm.
NOз | Bacon: its true
NOз | xGcoinx: I see the logic.
NOз | xGcoinx: Should I be good with math?
NOз | Bacon: yes
NOз | xGcoinx: I hear you bitching about math.
NOз | xGcoinx: x - z = niggers x light = metric tons of cum in the gay coders ass.
NOз | Bacon: String dir = null;
                         float y = player.getLocation().getYaw();
                         if( y < 0 ){y += 360;}
                         y %= 360;
                         int i = (int)((y+8) / 22.5);
                         if(i == 0){dir = "west";}
                         else if(i == 1){dir = "west";}
                         else if(i == 2){dir = "west";}
                         else if(i == 3){dir = "north";}
                         else if(i == 4){dir = "north";}
                         else if(i == 5){dir = "north";}
                         else if(i == 6){dir = "north";}
                         else if(i == 7){dir = "east";}
                         else if(i == 8){dir = "east";}
                         else if(i == 9){dir = "east";}
                         else if(i == 10){dir = "east";}
                         else if(i == 11){dir = "south";}
                         else if(i == 12){dir = "south";}
                         else if(i == 13){dir = "south";}
                         else if(i == 14){dir = "south";}
                         else if(i == 15){dir = "west";}
                         else {dir = "west";}
NOз | Bacon: the math to find a players compass direction
NOз | xGcoinx: dir = Directory right?
NOз | Bacon: lol?
NOз | Bacon: String dir = null;
NOз | Bacon: its defined
NOз | Bacon: its a string
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm just gonna watch the tuts.
NOз | xGcoinx: This shits gonna confuse the fuck out of me.
NOз | xGcoinx: I'll ask our schools IT department manager for any books and read about it too.
NOз | Bacon: dont
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm taking this shit 100% seriously.
NOз | xGcoinx: Why?
NOз | xGcoinx: Bad idea?
NOз | Bacon: becase
NOз | Bacon: 1)
NOз | Bacon: your school is dumb
NOз | xGcoinx: NOPE
NOз | Bacon: 2) your it manager isnt really an it manager, hes a cocksocker
NOз | Bacon: 3) books dont teach you jack shit
NOз | Bacon: 4) fuck you
NOз | xGcoinx: .-.
NOз | xGcoinx: Books = Referance?
NOз | Bacon: nope
NOз | Bacon: javadocs
NOз | xGcoinx: .-.
NOз | xGcoinx: Fuck logic.
NOз | xGcoinx: http://docs.oracle.com/javase/1.5.0/docs/guide/javadoc/index.html
NOз | xGcoinx: Correct?
NOз | xGcoinx: Bookmarked.
NOз | Bacon: good because you wont understand it
NOз | xGcoinx: Why?
NOз | Bacon: because
NOз | Bacon: you have to know the language before you can understand javadocs
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm getting prepared first.
NOз | xGcoinx: Whats an incorrect package?
NOз | xGcoinx: class apples{
    public static void main(String args[]){
        System.out.println("Hello Bacon");
    }
}\
NOз | xGcoinx: Errored.
NOз | xGcoinx: run:
Error: Could not find or load main class first.java.program.FirstJavaProgram
Java Result: 1
BUILD SUCCESSFUL (total time: 0 seconds)
NOз | xGcoinx: Wait.
NOз | xGcoinx: Fuck netbeans.
NOз | xGcoinx: Holy shit.
NOз | xGcoinx: Netbeans = confusing.
NOз | xGcoinx: I'll use eclipse until i feel ready for that.
NOз | xGcoinx: Lmfao.
NOз | Bacon: lol?
NOз | Bacon: netbeans isnt any different
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm dumb right?
NOз | xGcoinx: I must of set it up wrong then.
NOз | xGcoinx: Why'd I get that error?
NOз | Bacon: well first of all
NOз | Bacon: why are you even using classes
NOз | Bacon: i mean
NOз | xGcoinx: Tutorial said so.
NOз | Bacon: packages
NOз | Bacon: sorry
NOз | xGcoinx: Where?
NOз | Bacon: first.java.program.FirstJavaProgram
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm fucked up.
NOз | xGcoinx: One sec.
NOз | xGcoinx: Lemme look at my shit.
NOз | Bacon: dont use packages
NOз | Bacon: just make a new class
NOз | Bacon: make a main method
NOз | Bacon: and compile
NOз | xGcoinx: "New Project"
NOз | xGcoinx: "New Class"?
NOз | xGcoinx: I'll just look for new class.
NOз | Bacon: new file
NOз | xGcoinx: Okay.
NOз | xGcoinx: Java Class?
NOз | xGcoinx: Can the class name be anything?
NOз | Bacon: yeh
NOз | xGcoinx: cool.
NOз | xGcoinx: FUCK YEA
NOз | xGcoinx: I ran a hello world program.
NOз | xGcoinx: I can has codez now?
NOз | xGcoinx: Lol.
NOз | xGcoinx: Typical Scrip Kiddie.
NOз | Bacon: k now make a program that asks the user what number 1 is
NOз | Bacon: then ask for number 2
NOз | Bacon: then multiply and return the answer
NOз | xGcoinx: So a multipication calculator?
NOз | Bacon: yes
NOз | xGcoinx: Uhh.
NOз | xGcoinx: Should I watch the variables video?
NOз | xGcoinx: Firsy.
NOз | xGcoinx: First..?
NOз | xGcoinx: Or take a wack at it.
NOз | Bacon: you will need variables
NOз | xGcoinx: Watching.
NOз | xGcoinx: How do i make it ask?
NOз | Bacon: system.out.println?
NOз | xGcoinx: Oh yeah.
NOз | xGcoinx: How do you make it take input?
NOз | Bacon: Scanner
NOз | xGcoinx: I'll have it after the next tut for user input.
NOз | xGcoinx: Oh wow.
NOз | xGcoinx: This is like.
NOз | xGcoinx: Radically simple one you start to think about it.
NOз | xGcoinx: It's seft explaining.
NOз | xGcoinx: Self*
NOз | xGcoinx: Can you do this
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println("Your First Number Is"Product1.nextLine());
NOз | xGcoinx: Or somthing like that
NOз | Bacon: why would you name a scanner Product1
NOз | xGcoinx: Cause.
NOз | xGcoinx: I'm learning...
NOз | Bacon: use hungarian notation
NOз | Bacon: it will keep you sane
NOз | xGcoinx: DAFUQ
NOз | xGcoinx: is that
NOз | Bacon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_notation
NOз | Bacon: basically
NOз | Bacon: Scanner consoleScanner = new Scanner(System.in);
NOз | Bacon: you name things like that, lowercase what they are used for and uppercase name of the thing
NOз | Bacon: but it doesnt always have to be like that
NOз | Bacon: it should just follow that general pattern
NOз | Bacon: like int scoreCounter = 0;
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(numberOne.nextLine());
NOз | Bacon: why numberOne
NOз | Bacon: Lol
NOз | xGcoinx: *Dies*
NOз | Bacon: See
NOз | xGcoinx: Cause I fucking said so.
NOз | Bacon: once code gets longer and longer
NOз | Bacon: if you have variables called "numberOne" and shit
NOз | xGcoinx: Wait.
NOз | xGcoinx: WAIT
NOз | Bacon: you will have noooooo fuckin clue what that is
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(nOne.nextLine());
NOз | xGcoinx: no?
NOз | Bacon: WHY nONE
NOз | xGcoinx: Oh.
NOз | Bacon: WHY ARE YOU DOING NUMBERS AT ALL
NOз | xGcoinx: I see.
NOз | Bacon: name the scanner sc for all i care
NOз | Bacon: but dont use numbers
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(sC.nextLine());
NOз | Bacon: thats fine I guess
NOз | Bacon: Not as descriptive as it could be but
NOз | Bacon: it works
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(letterFunction.nextLine());
NOз | xGcoinx: Better?
NOз | Bacon: what the fuck is letterFunction like what does that mean
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-
NOз | Bacon: no no here
NOз | xGcoinx: I will end you.
NOз | Bacon: if your looking through your code
NOз | Bacon: and you see a variable called "letterFunction"
NOз | Bacon: is it.... a char? a string? a scanner? a custom object?
NOз | Bacon: like what the fuck is that
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(scannerObject.nextLine());
NOз | Bacon: there
NOз | xGcoinx: I get it.
NOз | xGcoinx: so when theres long ass code
NOз | xGcoinx: and this appears
NOз | xGcoinx: letterFunction = 4.3434534
NOз | Bacon: you know EXACTLY what it is
NOз | xGcoinx: I know what it is.
NOз | xGcoinx: If I used letterFunction
NOз | Bacon: ok wait
NOз | Bacon: where did letterFunction come from
NOз | xGcoinx: It could be anything/\
NOз | Bacon: like
NOз | xGcoinx: I KNOW
NOз | xGcoinx: WHAT YOUR SAYI
NOз | Bacon: where did you make that up or something
NOз | xGcoinx: Make what up
NOз | xGcoinx: LetterFunction?
NOз | Bacon: letterFunction
NOз | xGcoinx: Made up.
NOз | xGcoinx: Why?
NOз | xGcoinx: WAIT
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(ProductScanner.nextLine());
NOз | xGcoinx: Product = number for multiplying.
NOз | Bacon: Well
NOз | xGcoinx: Scanner = Its a fucking scanner
NOз | Bacon: There's no reason to have multiple scanners
NOз | Bacon: soooo
NOз | Bacon: you shouldent name a scanner after just one thing you might be collecting
NOз | Bacon: because theres not even any others so why do that
NOз | xGcoinx: Make the code shorter your saying
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(Scanner.nextLine());
NOз | Bacon: well you cant name it Scanner
NOз | Bacon: Because thats the object name
NOз | Bacon: you can name it scanner
NOз | xGcoinx: FUCK
NOз | xGcoinx: Wait.
NOз | xGcoinx: Idea.
NOз | Bacon: but you cant override built in classes
NOз | xGcoinx: System.out.println(SKNR.nextLine());
NOз | Bacon: scanner doesn't have a k in it..
NOз | xGcoinx: No.
NOз | xGcoinx: No shit.
NOз | xGcoinx: Pronounce it.\
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-
NOз | Bacon: you dont speak code
NOз | xGcoinx: I know...
NOз | xGcoinx: When you're reading it though.
NOз | xGcoinx: I will know.
NOз | xGcoinx: SKNR
NOз | xGcoinx: is a scanner.
NOз | xGcoinx: -.-