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- Subtitles by <font color="#FF8000">explosiveskull</font>
- Resync by <font color="#00FF00">NARACHI</font>
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- - Is that...
- - Oh.
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- 00:01:09,643 --> 00:01:11,510
- - Oh, he's here.
- - Huh?
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- 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:16,915
- Oh, Bruce, is that you?
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- 00:01:17,117 --> 00:01:18,517
- I know, soon.
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- 00:01:18,519 --> 00:01:20,520
- Ah, this is a terrific space
- for this.
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- 00:01:20,522 --> 00:01:21,921
- A moment. I have to take this.
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- 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,359
- I'm clear, Alfred. Update.
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- 00:01:26,361 --> 00:01:28,960
- <i>None as of yet.</i>
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- 00:01:28,962 --> 00:01:33,099
- Master Bruce, it is acceptable
- to take one night off.
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- 00:01:33,101 --> 00:01:35,668
- Speak to someone about sports.
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- 00:01:44,611 --> 00:01:46,579
- Selina Kyle is here.
- 13
- 00:01:46,581 --> 00:01:50,749
- <i>Perhaps Ms.
- Kyle is merely enjoying the festivities.</i>
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- 00:01:50,751 --> 00:01:53,585
- She hasn't been involved
- in any illegal activity
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- 00:01:53,587 --> 00:01:55,987
- for at least a year.
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- 00:01:55,989 --> 00:01:57,255
- Sixteen months.
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- 00:01:57,257 --> 00:01:58,758
- <i>Come on, it's Catwoman.</i>
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- 00:02:03,564 --> 00:02:05,033
- She's probably casing the joint.
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- 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:08,934
- One second.
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- 00:02:14,809 --> 00:02:17,809
- You were only supposed
- to be scouting tonight.
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- 00:02:17,811 --> 00:02:19,712
- Sounds like it went sideways.
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- 00:02:19,714 --> 00:02:20,715
- Yeah.
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- 00:02:23,451 --> 00:02:26,319
- Found out the shipment was
- tonight, so I thought I'd torch it.
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- 00:02:28,888 --> 00:02:30,689
- Who knew heroin
- was so flammable?
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- 00:02:34,995 --> 00:02:36,830
- I'll be there in five.
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- 00:02:36,832 --> 00:02:39,432
- Five? Where's the trust?
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- 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,100
- Huh?
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- 00:02:42,102 --> 00:02:43,335
- Aah!
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- 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,305
- It's over in two.
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- 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,444
- <i>Gotham PD is in, so I'm out.</i>
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- 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:55,747
- <i>Sir, do you have an idea</i>
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- 00:02:55,749 --> 00:02:57,985
- <i>what Ms. Kyle's interest
- in the gala would be?</i>
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- 00:03:01,989 --> 00:03:03,424
- I'll ask.
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- 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,533
- Well, knock me over
- with a feather.
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- 00:03:14,535 --> 00:03:16,735
- Bruce Wayne mixing
- with the swells.
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- 00:03:16,737 --> 00:03:18,406
- So what do they owe the honor?
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- 00:03:19,005 --> 00:03:20,438
- It's mandatory.
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- 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,809
- I'm a board member.
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- 00:03:22,642 --> 00:03:24,676
- How have you been, Selina?
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- 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:26,579
- Anything new?
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- 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,583
- You could say
- I'm at a crossroads.
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- 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:31,586
- I used to love my work
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- 00:03:32,553 --> 00:03:34,118
- at the gallery.
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- 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,522
- But now...
- Sometimes change is good.
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- 00:03:37,524 --> 00:03:39,259
- Like you would know.
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- 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,193
- Bruce?
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- 00:03:41,195 --> 00:03:43,396
- You're actually here.
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- 00:03:43,398 --> 00:03:44,966
- You never come to these things.
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- 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:49,701
- It's like seeing a unicorn
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- 00:03:49,703 --> 00:03:51,706
- in a $5,000 suit.
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- 00:03:52,573 --> 00:03:54,505
- Selina,
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- 00:03:54,507 --> 00:03:57,777
- this is Thomas Elliot, good friend
- and world-renowned brain surgeon.
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- 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,513
- Thomas, Selina Kyle.
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- 00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:03,648
- Hello. And I wouldn't say
- "world-renowned."
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- 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:06,551
- Maybe the US
- and parts of Canada.
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- 00:04:06,553 --> 00:04:08,787
- Tom and I were inseparable
- as kids,
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- 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,989
- especially after
- losing my parents.
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- 00:04:10,991 --> 00:04:12,624
- You're not getting away
- this time.
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- 00:04:12,626 --> 00:04:13,994
- Come on, let's have a drink.
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- 00:04:16,397 --> 00:04:18,066
- Tony, line them up.
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- 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:23,002
- <i>Sorry
- to interrupt, Master Bruce,</i>
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- 00:04:23,004 --> 00:04:27,305
- but I'm receiving reports that
- Bane has abducted a child.
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- 00:04:27,307 --> 00:04:28,841
- Ringing your phone now.
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- 00:04:31,545 --> 00:04:33,579
- This needs my attention.
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- 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:35,581
- But it was good seeing you.
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- 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,118
- I'd like to catch up.
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- 00:04:37,852 --> 00:04:38,853
- Soon.
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- 00:04:46,259 --> 00:04:47,593
- Nice while it lasted.
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- 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,844
- And here we are.
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- 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,850
- Seriously, both of them?
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- Perfect couple.
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- The scion of the Dupree Chemical fortune,
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- 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:39,011
- eight-year-old Edward Dupree, has been
- kidnapped by the criminal known as Bane.
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- 00:05:39,013 --> 00:05:41,247
- He has demanded
- an undisclosed ransom,
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- 00:05:41,249 --> 00:05:44,653
- which the family has agreed
- to pay, against police advice.
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- 00:05:46,252 --> 00:05:48,786
- Commissioner Gordon,
- do you have a statement?
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- Bane, if you're watching,
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- we have your money.
- Don't hurt the boy.
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- 00:06:18,718 --> 00:06:22,990
- <i>The child was taken
- from the playground in broad daylight.</i>
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- 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:33,701
- It's not like Bane
- to be so public.
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- Everything will be fine, Edward.
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- Where is he?
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- 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:57,288
- Where's my damn money?
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- 00:07:04,331 --> 00:07:08,701
- Stupid old Bat,
- my Venom is stronger.
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- 00:07:08,703 --> 00:07:11,103
- I am stronger!
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- 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,881
- I need my money.
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- 00:07:31,391 --> 00:07:34,660
- I'll kill you!
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- 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:38,299
- <i>Isn't Bane
- usually a bit more eloquent?</i>
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- 00:07:41,134 --> 00:07:43,903
- It must be a side
- effect of the new Venom design.
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- 00:07:43,905 --> 00:07:46,372
- Which means his mind
- is under the same strain.
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- 00:07:46,374 --> 00:07:49,908
- Need my money for more juice!
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- Here's your money.
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- 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:01,388
- Come get it.
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- 00:08:22,677 --> 00:08:24,244
- Your parents
- are waiting in front.
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- 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:30,485
- Asshole!
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- 00:08:49,504 --> 00:08:50,504
- Batman.
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- 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:54,475
- Apologies for the interruption.
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- 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,641
- Lady Shiva.
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- 00:08:56,643 --> 00:08:59,244
- The League of Assassins
- has no business here.
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- 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,046
- Perhaps we do.
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- 00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:03,180
- The League has been in flux,
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- 00:09:03,182 --> 00:09:05,452
- different factions
- vying for power.
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- 00:09:06,686 --> 00:09:08,386
- And?
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- 00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:11,323
- And in the chaos,
- the life-giving power of a Lazarus Pit
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- 00:09:11,325 --> 00:09:14,593
- was exploited by
- an unknown intruder.
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- 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:17,297
- I would ask if you know
- anything of this matter.
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- 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:20,031
- No.
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- 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,434
- But I'll look into it.
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- 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,669
- Down here.
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- 00:09:23,671 --> 00:09:25,369
- My thanks.
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- 00:09:25,371 --> 00:09:27,939
- It was a pleasure
- to see you work.
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- 00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:30,811
- Next time, call first.
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- 00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:40,685
- Is it too much to ask
- for one quiet weekend?
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- 00:09:40,687 --> 00:09:44,191
- - Apparently.
- - Well, thanks for saving the day, as usual.
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- 00:09:44,957 --> 00:09:46,927
- Wait, where's the ransom?
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- 00:09:54,534 --> 00:09:55,569
- Catwoman?
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- 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:58,035
- Damn it!
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- 00:09:58,037 --> 00:09:59,974
- Did you know
- she was back in town?
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- 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,086
- Catwoman.
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- 00:10:13,454 --> 00:10:14,823
- Took you long enough.
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- 00:10:35,408 --> 00:10:36,976
- Like the view?
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- 00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:39,047
- It's the only thing
- you'll catch tonight.
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- 00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,390
- Don't be so sure.
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- 00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:09,610
- No.
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- 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,092
- Hush, Batman.
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- 00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,128
- Hush.
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- 00:11:58,425 --> 00:12:00,257
- Heh, told you it was him.
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- 00:12:00,259 --> 00:12:03,896
- Fell out of the sky
- like a dead pigeon.
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- 00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:06,701
- What the hell?
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- 00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:12,406
- Only one way to deal with this freak.
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- 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,478
- Back off, boys.
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- 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,513
- He's mine.
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- 00:12:21,515 --> 00:12:24,449
- How about we cut him in two,
- and then you?
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- 00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:27,085
- After we're done with you,
- he means.
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- 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:30,624
- Naughty, naughty. There's a
- three-strikes law in this state, boys.
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- 00:12:31,893 --> 00:12:33,592
- That was one.
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- 00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:35,359
- Two.
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- 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,964
- Three.
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- 00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:38,430
- Ah!
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- 00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:40,931
- Ahh! Ooh!
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- 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,568
- You know,
- some guys pay for that.
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- 00:12:58,119 --> 00:12:59,653
- Man, screw this.
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- 00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:04,591
- That was...
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- 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,959
- uncalled for.
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- 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,361
- Get away from him.
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- 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:11,398
- You're working with Bane
- and you're going down.
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- 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,199
- Calm yourself, little girl.
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- 00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:16,801
- Come quietly
- and you won't get hurt.
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- 00:13:16,803 --> 00:13:19,139
- Aw, that's adorable.
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- 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,517
- Take care of your boss.
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- 00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,287
- Ugh! He's not my boss.
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- 00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,664
- Alfred, Batman's hurt.
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- 00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:46,698
- Really hurt.
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- 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,318
- Any problems?
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- 00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,488
- Batman.
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- 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,189
- What happened?
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- 00:14:12,191 --> 00:14:13,661
- He couldn't keep up.
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- 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,694
- You sound disappointed.
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- 00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:18,162
- Does it matter?
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- 00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:20,765
- I got the job done.
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- 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:24,835
- Don't worry yourself
- with anyone or anything,
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- 00:14:24,837 --> 00:14:26,773
- except pleasing me.
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- 00:14:28,774 --> 00:14:30,377
- Now bring me my money.
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- 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,089
- Good Kitty.
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- 00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,856
- How would you say it?
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- 00:14:43,858 --> 00:14:45,524
- "Purrfect."
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- 00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:50,497
- Say it for me, Kitty.
- Say, "Purrfect."
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- 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,667
- Purrfect.
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- 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:57,504
- Mmm.
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- 00:15:00,773 --> 00:15:02,243
- You can go now.
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- 00:15:15,922 --> 00:15:19,757
- What the... Not yet, Ivy.
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- 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:22,960
- Fifty-fifty, remember?
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- 00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:25,197
- Since I can't control you,
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- 00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:28,400
- maybe I'll finish our deal
- another way.
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- 00:15:28,402 --> 00:15:30,535
- Oh, I wouldn't.
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- 00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:35,207
- If my vitals don't remain,
- well, vital,
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- 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:40,581
- this herbicide bomb will make
- nasty work of you and your pets.
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- 00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:46,151
- But let's not go down that road.
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- 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,555
- I have a job that will pay
- ten times what you made today.
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- 00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:54,258
- Think of all the fertilizer
- you could buy.
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- 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,429
- I even brought you a gift.
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- 00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:04,472
- Your favorite color, I believe.
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- 00:16:06,706 --> 00:16:08,872
- Is he gonna be okay?
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- 00:16:08,874 --> 00:16:12,309
- His head injury
- is beyond me, I'm afraid.
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- 00:16:12,311 --> 00:16:14,045
- He needs a hospital.
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- 00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:16,113
- Batman can go to the hospital?
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- 00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:17,348
- No.
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- 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,851
- But reckless playboy
- Bruce Wayne can.
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- 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:24,088
- Take the roadster to Forest Road
- near mile marker 82, and wreck it.
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- 00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,324
- Dick Grayson will take him
- to the emergency room.
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- 00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:30,127
- Forty-five miles an hour
- should be adequate.
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- 00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:33,332
- Remember to tuck and roll.
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- 00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:35,268
- Pretty screwed up
- you guys have a plan for this.
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- 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:38,704
- I shall notify Thomas Elliot.
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- 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:43,744
- It seems Master Bruce will be spending
- time with his old friend after all.
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- 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:56,223
- Well, surgery couldn't
- have gone better.
- 197
- 00:16:58,158 --> 00:17:01,425
- But you'll have to stay out
- of the fast lane for a while.
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- 00:17:01,427 --> 00:17:03,395
- Tom, I owe you so much.
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- 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:07,000
- It's the least I can do for all
- the times I left you hanging.
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- 00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:09,370
- Oh, wait.
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- 00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,604
- I know, I haven't been
- a very good friend.
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- 00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:15,472
- Are you kidding me?
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- 00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:18,176
- Look at all the publicity
- you gave me.
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- 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:21,446
- And don't think you're the most
- notorious patient I ever had.
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- 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:22,747
- I get around, you know.
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- 00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:25,482
- You have patients
- more infamous than me?
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- 00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:27,954
- You'd know if you
- hung around me more.
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- 00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:30,624
- Maybe I will.
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- 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,326
- I'm serious, Tom.
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- 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:37,996
- I wanna be a better friend.
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- 00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:42,400
- Bruce, I will always
- be your friend...
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- 00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:44,838
- no matter how annoying
- that can be.
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- 00:18:05,392 --> 00:18:09,794
- Dr. Elliot recommended a minimum
- of two more weeks bed rest.
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- 00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:13,163
- Can't be helped, I need to go
- to Blackgate Prison.
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- 00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:17,904
- Yes, I see. I know better
- than to try and dissuade you.
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- 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:21,806
- By now, I would hope so.
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- 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,444
- However, might I suggest
- this one?
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- 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:32,284
- The headpiece
- has a bit more padding.
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- 00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:35,589
- - Hmm.
- - Do try to avoid blows to the head.
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- 00:18:37,191 --> 00:18:41,692
- I'd prefer not to buttle for the
- World's Greatest Vegetable, sir.
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- 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:44,432
- Yes, very thoughtful, Alfred.
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- 00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:00,410
- Moving Bane is unnecessary.
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- 00:19:00,412 --> 00:19:03,681
- Waller, this is one of the most
- secure prisons on the planet.
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- 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,949
- Security has nothing
- to do with it.
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- 00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:08,989
- You have no paperwork, no orders.
- I'm calling the mayor.
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- 00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,729
- Wondered when you'd get here.
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- 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,230
- Are you also gonna tell me
- I can't take him?
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- 00:19:19,232 --> 00:19:22,232
- Can't and shouldn't
- are different things.
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- 00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:24,102
- I need to speak with Bane.
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- 00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:25,670
- Regarding?
- 231
- 00:19:25,672 --> 00:19:28,707
- I believe he's working
- with Poison Ivy and Catwoman.
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- 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,909
- I need to know why.
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- 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,612
- - Five minutes is all...
- - No.
- 234
- 00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,680
- I might have some information
- to trade.
- 235
- 00:19:35,682 --> 00:19:37,715
- I'm on a schedule.
- 236
- 00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:41,853
- Another mission with your
- so-called Suicide Squad?
- 237
- 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,324
- What's going on? Didn't you sedate him?
- 238
- 00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:50,328
- <i>Yes, ma'am, enough to tranq
- a herd of elephants.</i>
- 239
- 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:56,437
- Bane is using a new Venom.
- Makes him immune to your sedatives.
- 240
- 00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,337
- I was going to tell you.
- 241
- 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:04,075
- These tranquilizers can be fired from the
- 20 millimeter guns on your helicopters.
- 242
- 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,680
- Stay back and I'll help you
- reacquire him.
- 243
- 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,950
- Batman.
- 244
- 00:20:11,351 --> 00:20:15,656
- Stay out of my business
- and I might stay out of yours.
- 245
- 00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:35,740
- Where is my money?
- 246
- 00:20:35,742 --> 00:20:37,042
- How should I know?
- 247
- 00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:40,245
- Wrong answer.
- 248
- 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:45,049
- Listen, freak, Ivy was controlling
- me, she made me steal your money.
- 249
- 00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:46,351
- Hmm.
- 250
- 00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,952
- Then you die first.
- 251
- 00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:01,868
- Catwoman, down.
- 252
- 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:26,527
- The package is secure. Move out.
- 253
- 00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:38,169
- Thanks. It appears we're even.
- 254
- 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,904
- Stay out of trouble.
- 255
- 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:43,041
- Wait, God, I know you're not
- big on conversation,
- 256
- 00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,144
- but hold on.
- 257
- 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,780
- You're going after Ivy
- and I want in.
- 258
- 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,882
- I have a code.
- 259
- 00:21:50,884 --> 00:21:52,752
- Revenge isn't part of it.
- 260
- 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:59,289
- How about the address of her
- pheromone-controlled minions?
- 261
- 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:03,361
- Anyone knows where she went,
- it's the zombies who tended her plants.
- 262
- 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,600
- Give me the information
- and I'll take care of Ivy.
- 263
- 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,500
- Nope.
- 264
- 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:12,804
- Hmm. Fine,
- we work together on this.
- 265
- 00:22:12,806 --> 00:22:14,104
- What's the address?
- 266
- 00:22:14,106 --> 00:22:16,009
- Oh, I'm not done
- with my demands.
- 267
- 00:22:18,577 --> 00:22:22,048
- Ticktock. Trail's going cold.
- 268
- 00:22:27,953 --> 00:22:30,721
- We've done this dance
- for so long.
- 269
- 00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,992
- Aren't you just the least bit...
- 270
- 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,762
- curious?
- 271
- 00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:57,382
- No more.
- 272
- 00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,783
- Metropolis.
- 273
- 00:22:58,785 --> 00:23:00,351
- Ivy's in Metropolis.
- 274
- 00:23:00,353 --> 00:23:01,721
- Hmm.
- 275
- 00:23:07,794 --> 00:23:10,163
- God, you're hot
- when you smash stuff.
- 276
- 00:23:12,399 --> 00:23:14,599
- It's me. Get the jet ready.
- 277
- 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,799
- <i>Very good, sir.</i>
- 278
- 00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:17,701
- And pack the jewelry.
- 279
- 00:23:17,703 --> 00:23:19,239
- <i>Oh, dear.</i>
- 280
- 00:23:20,973 --> 00:23:22,108
- Jewelry?
- 281
- 00:23:25,377 --> 00:23:28,712
- "Man of Steel
- Saves Bloodmobile."
- 282
- 00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:30,481
- I like it.
- 283
- 00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:33,718
- Hey, is "Man of Steel" hyphenated?
- I can never remember.
- 284
- 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,587
- - Mmm, no.
- - How about "Bloodmobile"?
- 285
- 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,389
- Lois, I have a deadline.
- 286
- 00:23:38,391 --> 00:23:42,493
- Just super-type it like you do
- when you think I'm not watching.
- 287
- 00:23:42,495 --> 00:23:46,064
- How come you're still hanging around?
- Don't you have an interview?
- 288
- 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:49,100
- He's coming here. Quite the get.
- 289
- 00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:51,705
- - Who?
- - That would be me.
- 290
- 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,908
- Bruce, you're early.
- 291
- 00:23:57,743 --> 00:23:59,912
- Bruce Wayne, this is Clark Kent.
- 292
- 00:24:01,014 --> 00:24:02,714
- I believe we've met.
- 293
- 00:24:02,716 --> 00:24:05,449
- Yes. I've admired
- your work, Clark.
- 294
- 00:24:05,451 --> 00:24:07,151
- On occasion.
- 295
- 00:24:07,153 --> 00:24:09,922
- Excuse me, got to check if
- the conference room is ready.
- 296
- 00:24:11,657 --> 00:24:15,626
- Something tells me a man like you
- is here for more than an interview.
- 297
- 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,161
- I do like to multitask.
- 298
- 00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:20,430
- Any business you can
- tell me about?
- 299
- 00:24:20,432 --> 00:24:24,436
- Not at the moment. Wouldn't want
- any third parties getting involved.
- 300
- 00:24:24,438 --> 00:24:26,707
- Ready.
- 301
- 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,439
- Shall we?
- 302
- 00:24:28,441 --> 00:24:31,107
- I thought about buying
- a newspaper once.
- 303
- 00:24:31,109 --> 00:24:33,378
- Wouldn't it be something
- if I owned the <i>Planet?</i>
- 304
- 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,279
- And you and Clark
- could work for me.
- 305
- 00:24:35,281 --> 00:24:38,082
- Just don't forget
- my big raise, Mr. Moneybags.
- 306
- 00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:39,753
- Lois.
- 307
- 00:24:54,401 --> 00:24:56,200
- Oh, please.
- 308
- 00:24:56,202 --> 00:24:59,304
- Don't tell me you and the Boy
- Scout have switched cities.
- 309
- 00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:02,305
- LexCorp makes
- a fortified ethylene compound
- 310
- 00:25:02,307 --> 00:25:03,975
- engineered to allow
- exotic plants
- 311
- 00:25:03,977 --> 00:25:07,044
- to withstand changes
- in locale and temperature.
- 312
- 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:10,614
- And, so, why are you here?
- 313
- 00:25:10,616 --> 00:25:14,017
- I need the delivery list of
- that compound for the last week.
- 314
- 00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:17,721
- So, of course you come to me
- at 3:00 in the morning.
- 315
- 00:25:17,723 --> 00:25:21,761
- The sooner I have the information,
- the sooner you get back to sleep.
- 316
- 00:25:23,297 --> 00:25:25,897
- And you couldn't visit the
- person who does the deliveries
- 317
- 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:29,433
- and is probably awake
- as we speak?
- 318
- 00:25:29,435 --> 00:25:31,568
- The information was deleted
- on her computer.
- 319
- 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:34,073
- I assume yours has
- a few more safeguards.
- 320
- 00:25:34,674 --> 00:25:36,042
- One or two.
- 321
- 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,780
- Here.
- 322
- 00:25:46,518 --> 00:25:51,089
- Would you like a printout,
- maybe some hot cocoa before you leave?
- 323
- 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,591
- I have what I need.
- 324
- 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,026
- What you need is to show me
- some respect.
- 325
- 00:25:56,028 --> 00:25:59,063
- I saved all your asses
- against Cyborg Superman,
- 326
- 00:25:59,065 --> 00:26:02,499
- and I'll remind you I'm
- a Justice League member now.
- 327
- 00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:06,973
- Probationary member.
- Don't call us, we'll call you.
- 328
- 00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:16,247
- Well, look who's here.
- 329
- 00:26:16,249 --> 00:26:18,149
- Wondered when you'd find me.
- 330
- 00:26:18,151 --> 00:26:19,887
- I've come back to you.
- 331
- 00:26:20,854 --> 00:26:22,288
- Have you, now?
- 332
- 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,993
- No one can resist you.
- 333
- 00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:30,030
- And why would they want to?
- 334
- 00:26:31,497 --> 00:26:33,534
- That's so true, Kitty.
- 335
- 00:26:35,134 --> 00:26:37,470
- But no one fakes it with me.
- 336
- 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:43,774
- Okay, crazy plant bitch,
- it's on.
- 337
- 00:26:56,088 --> 00:26:58,890
- Nose filters?
- 338
- 00:26:58,892 --> 00:27:01,860
- What am I going
- to do with you, Kitty?
- 339
- 00:27:01,862 --> 00:27:04,031
- Oh, I know.
- 340
- 00:27:15,075 --> 00:27:17,177
- Cut it close, why don't you.
- 341
- 00:27:19,112 --> 00:27:21,478
- You're going back
- to Arkham, Ivy.
- 342
- 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,581
- Oh!
- 343
- 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,852
- Is Batman your new boy toy?
- 344
- 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,992
- I have one, too.
- 345
- 00:27:33,859 --> 00:27:35,628
- Stay away from her.
- 346
- 00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:39,764
- You heard my Superman.
- 347
- 00:27:39,766 --> 00:27:40,968
- Lover...
- 348
- 00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:43,269
- kill them.
- 349
- 00:27:46,439 --> 00:27:48,839
- - Tell me you have a plan.
- - Yes.
- 350
- 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,043
- Run.
- 351
- 00:28:20,105 --> 00:28:23,474
- You thoughtless, worthless,
- stupid meat.
- 352
- 00:28:23,476 --> 00:28:26,046
- I don't get my money
- if they're still alive.
- 353
- 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:29,348
- I won't... kill.
- 354
- 00:28:30,316 --> 00:28:33,116
- Are you trying to resist?
- 355
- 00:28:33,118 --> 00:28:35,988
- Seems my kryptonite kisses
- need a touch-up.
- 356
- 00:28:38,825 --> 00:28:40,294
- Mmm.
- 357
- 00:28:43,628 --> 00:28:45,362
- Find them.
- 358
- 00:28:45,364 --> 00:28:46,566
- Kill them.
- 359
- 00:28:47,032 --> 00:28:48,132
- Yes.
- 360
- 00:28:51,269 --> 00:28:53,573
- Ugh, help these days.
- 361
- 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:56,341
- How is he not on us?
- 362
- 00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:58,610
- He's as fast as a...
- Well, you know.
- 363
- 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,547
- Lead-lined tunnels,
- courtesy of LexCorp.
- 364
- 00:29:03,348 --> 00:29:04,650
- They'll buy us some time.
- 365
- 00:29:05,351 --> 00:29:07,185
- But this is Superman.
- 366
- 00:29:07,187 --> 00:29:10,190
- Yes, and if he wanted,
- we'd be dead already.
- 367
- 00:29:11,724 --> 00:29:13,458
- Deep down, he's a good person.
- 368
- 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,694
- And deep down...
- 369
- 00:29:15,862 --> 00:29:17,795
- I'm not.
- 370
- 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:20,131
- That's the jewelry?
- 371
- 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,132
- Normally I'd be disappointed.
- 372
- 00:29:22,134 --> 00:29:23,868
- You clear on your part?
- 373
- 00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:26,573
- Standard smash and grab,
- not like I haven't done it before.
- 374
- 00:29:29,075 --> 00:29:30,344
- That's my cue.
- 375
- 00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,854
- Listen to me, Clark,
- I've opened the gas main.
- 376
- 00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:47,091
- One spark from your heat vision,
- you blow up the entire block.
- 377
- 00:29:47,093 --> 00:29:48,762
- And you know what building
- we're under.
- 378
- 00:30:00,472 --> 00:30:01,474
- Huh?
- 379
- 00:30:07,246 --> 00:30:09,479
- Remember what I said
- about the gas main?
- 380
- 00:30:09,481 --> 00:30:10,483
- I lied.
- 381
- 00:30:25,964 --> 00:30:28,034
- That hurt.
- 382
- 00:30:30,635 --> 00:30:32,739
- It was supposed to.
- 383
- 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:37,342
- Hey! What are you doing?
- 384
- 00:30:37,344 --> 00:30:39,009
- What... Get your hands off...
- 385
- 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,211
- Shut up and hope the Big Blue
- Boy Scout snaps out of it.
- 386
- 00:30:42,182 --> 00:30:44,916
- Get control. You can save her.
- 387
- 00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:47,587
- It's your choice, not Ivy's.
- 388
- 00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:51,357
- Damn it.
- 389
- 00:30:53,358 --> 00:30:55,628
- Okay, looks like
- we do it the hard way.
- 390
- 00:30:59,164 --> 00:31:01,231
- Superman, help!
- 391
- 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,276
- Oh.
- 392
- 00:31:11,278 --> 00:31:13,376
- How's your day been, honey?
- 393
- 00:31:13,378 --> 00:31:15,512
- Mine's been... eventful.
- 394
- 00:31:15,514 --> 00:31:18,418
- I'll explain everything.
- I promise.
- 395
- 00:31:23,189 --> 00:31:25,392
- I, uh, blacked out
- for that part.
- 396
- 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,095
- You better have.
- 397
- 00:31:31,197 --> 00:31:32,866
- Catwoman.
- 398
- 00:31:39,705 --> 00:31:41,140
- He made me do it.
- 399
- 00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:46,843
- I wouldn't get
- too comfortable if I were you.
- 400
- 00:31:46,845 --> 00:31:48,012
- Shit.
- 401
- 00:31:56,189 --> 00:31:57,921
- Was that really necessary?
- 402
- 00:31:57,923 --> 00:31:59,291
- Yes.
- 403
- 00:32:00,593 --> 00:32:02,293
- You could have gotten
- Lois killed.
- 404
- 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,528
- I had faith you'd save her.
- 405
- 00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:06,831
- - Hmm.
- - Batman.
- 406
- 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:07,834
- Catch.
- 407
- 00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:13,270
- Synthetic kryptonite.
- 408
- 00:32:13,272 --> 00:32:15,608
- - You know who made it?
- - Working on it.
- 409
- 00:32:16,776 --> 00:32:18,711
- Mother...
- 410
- 00:32:21,514 --> 00:32:23,714
- None of this is my fault.
- 411
- 00:32:23,716 --> 00:32:27,418
- I was forced to use Catwoman
- to steal Bane's ransom.
- 412
- 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:30,587
- Then he made me
- control Superman.
- 413
- 00:32:30,589 --> 00:32:32,525
- Can't say he put up
- much of a fight.
- 414
- 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,526
- What's his name?
- 415
- 00:32:35,528 --> 00:32:37,596
- Now that would be telling.
- 416
- 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,667
- Not the hair!
- 417
- 00:32:45,438 --> 00:32:47,837
- They may go easy on you,
- but I won't.
- 418
- 00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:49,306
- Name. Now.
- 419
- 00:32:49,308 --> 00:32:51,109
- Hush.
- 420
- 00:32:51,111 --> 00:32:53,978
- It's true,
- he calls himself Hush.
- 421
- 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:56,046
- I never met him before.
- 422
- 00:32:56,048 --> 00:32:57,949
- He knew a lot about me.
- 423
- 00:32:57,951 --> 00:32:59,882
- Too much.
- 424
- 00:32:59,884 --> 00:33:01,686
- That's enough.
- 425
- 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,823
- I'll take her.
- 426
- 00:33:07,259 --> 00:33:09,395
- I think your business here
- is done.
- 427
- 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:20,606
- You weren't supposed
- to throw Lois off the roof.
- 428
- 00:33:21,807 --> 00:33:23,542
- Is this your code again?
- 429
- 00:33:26,746 --> 00:33:29,413
- Superman was going
- to squish you.
- 430
- 00:33:29,415 --> 00:33:31,416
- So I improvised.
- 431
- 00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:33,653
- That's what partners do, right?
- 432
- 00:33:47,499 --> 00:33:50,269
- This just gets
- better and better.
- 433
- 00:33:59,711 --> 00:34:02,779
- Look at you, making an effort.
- 434
- 00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:06,949
- So wait, does this mean Selina
- is two-timing Batman with you,
- 435
- 00:34:06,951 --> 00:34:10,153
- - or vice versa?
- - Don't you have something to do?
- 436
- 00:34:10,155 --> 00:34:11,522
- Nope.
- 437
- 00:34:11,524 --> 00:34:13,256
- Just thought of something else.
- 438
- 00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:15,225
- Maybe she likes you both because
- you're both the same guy,
- 439
- 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,730
- only she doesn't know it.
- 440
- 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,467
- Thank you, Alfred.
- 441
- 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:26,373
- There he goes.
- Bruce Wayne on a genuine date.
- 442
- 00:34:28,341 --> 00:34:30,442
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
- 443
- 00:34:37,049 --> 00:34:38,418
- Hello, Damian.
- 444
- 00:34:39,386 --> 00:34:41,551
- Titus.
- 445
- 00:34:41,553 --> 00:34:43,786
- <i>Pennyworth tells me you're romantically
- involved with a criminal now?</i>
- 446
- 00:34:43,788 --> 00:34:46,823
- Ex-criminal.
- And it's only a date.
- 447
- 00:34:46,825 --> 00:34:49,093
- <i>There are
- no ex-criminals, Father,</i>
- 448
- 00:34:49,095 --> 00:34:51,828
- <i>only ones who aren't breaking
- the law at the moment.</i>
- 449
- 00:34:53,098 --> 00:34:55,332
- She's not like that anymore.
- 450
- 00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:57,234
- - Damian, I...
- - <i>Look, I understand.</i>
- 451
- 00:34:57,236 --> 00:35:00,605
- <i>This never-ending mission
- of ours is a lonely endeavor.</i>
- 452
- 00:35:00,607 --> 00:35:03,741
- <i>If this trollop provides
- some carnal release, so be it.</i>
- 453
- 00:35:03,743 --> 00:35:05,076
- "Trollop"?
- 454
- 00:35:05,078 --> 00:35:06,844
- Your slang skills need work.
- 455
- 00:35:06,846 --> 00:35:09,812
- <i>But I needn't bring up your
- past poor choices in women,</i>
- 456
- 00:35:09,814 --> 00:35:12,183
- <i>including but not limited to
- my mother.</i>
- 457
- 00:35:12,185 --> 00:35:14,116
- Damian, I'm not...
- 458
- 00:35:14,118 --> 00:35:15,919
- <i>Not that I'm ungrateful being
- here, mind you...</i>
- 459
- 00:35:15,921 --> 00:35:18,120
- <i>however, I must insist
- that you use protection.</i>
- 460
- 00:35:18,122 --> 00:35:19,424
- <i>And another thing,</i>
- 461
- 00:35:19,426 --> 00:35:20,991
- - <i>cover your drink.</i>
- - Goodbye, Damian.
- 462
- 00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:30,600
- Here's your steak, Larry.
- 463
- 00:35:30,602 --> 00:35:32,502
- And one for you, Moe.
- 464
- 00:35:32,504 --> 00:35:34,272
- And, Shemp,
- 465
- 00:35:34,274 --> 00:35:36,440
- you get two because it's your birthday.
- 466
- 00:35:36,442 --> 00:35:38,574
- Aw.
- 467
- 00:35:38,576 --> 00:35:41,277
- I don't know why Mr. J
- isn't here.
- 468
- 00:35:46,118 --> 00:35:47,250
- Huh?
- 469
- 00:35:47,252 --> 00:35:50,087
- Oh, he's not coming.
- 470
- 00:35:50,089 --> 00:35:54,658
- Okay, freak, who are you and what
- do you know about my puddin'?
- 471
- 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,761
- I know he needs your help.
- 472
- 00:35:56,763 --> 00:36:00,998
- Hey, I'm the only one who gets
- to tie up Mr. J!
- 473
- 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,605
- Just do me a little favor and
- you can have him back again.
- 474
- 00:36:06,305 --> 00:36:07,840
- Good as new.
- 475
- 00:36:10,576 --> 00:36:12,912
- It's open. Come in.
- 476
- 00:36:19,151 --> 00:36:20,653
- Are those for <i>moi?</i>
- 477
- 00:36:21,321 --> 00:36:23,523
- Yes. You look...
- 478
- 00:36:24,357 --> 00:36:25,558
- incredible.
- 479
- 00:36:26,424 --> 00:36:28,826
- Right back at ya.
- 480
- 00:36:28,828 --> 00:36:32,062
- - Is there time for a drink?
- - Why not?
- 481
- 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:35,933
- You know, I had a bet with Eartha
- here that you wouldn't show up.
- 482
- 00:36:35,935 --> 00:36:39,038
- I thought for sure I'd get a
- phone call with some excuse.
- 483
- 00:36:40,471 --> 00:36:41,674
- And yet...
- 484
- 00:36:44,109 --> 00:36:45,178
- here I am.
- 485
- 00:36:47,846 --> 00:36:49,279
- Actually,
- 486
- 00:36:49,281 --> 00:36:51,785
- I've been rethinking
- certain things in my life.
- 487
- 00:36:52,551 --> 00:36:54,484
- Ooh, confession time.
- 488
- 00:36:54,486 --> 00:36:56,120
- Do tell.
- 489
- 00:36:56,122 --> 00:36:57,989
- Nothing specific.
- 490
- 00:36:57,991 --> 00:37:00,193
- I've just been feeling
- the need to...
- 491
- 00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:03,127
- change some things.
- 492
- 00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:04,962
- I know the feeling.
- 493
- 00:37:04,964 --> 00:37:07,866
- I've done some changing myself
- since we first met.
- 494
- 00:37:09,002 --> 00:37:10,701
- I was wilder then.
- 495
- 00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:12,536
- I thought maybe that's
- why you dropped me,
- 496
- 00:37:12,538 --> 00:37:16,038
- too unrefined
- for your social circle.
- 497
- 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,741
- That wasn't it.
- 498
- 00:37:17,743 --> 00:37:19,946
- Truth be told,
- I like that about you.
- 499
- 00:37:21,046 --> 00:37:23,515
- I hope you're not
- entirely tamed.
- 500
- 00:37:24,183 --> 00:37:25,748
- No.
- 501
- 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,821
- But I like
- to balance things more.
- 502
- 00:37:29,055 --> 00:37:30,056
- To balance.
- 503
- 00:38:14,165 --> 00:38:18,705
- "Wah, wah, wah." Crying clowns,
- who needs them, am I right?
- 504
- 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,270
- Ladies and jerks,
- 505
- 00:38:21,272 --> 00:38:24,408
- there's been a slight change
- to tonight's program.
- 506
- 00:38:25,812 --> 00:38:27,210
- Along with the opera robbing you
- 507
- 00:38:27,212 --> 00:38:28,980
- for 1,000 bucks a ticket...
- 508
- 00:38:28,982 --> 00:38:31,549
- we're gonna rob you too!
- 509
- 00:38:31,551 --> 00:38:33,149
- Ha-ha!
- 510
- 00:38:33,151 --> 00:38:37,420
- I'm also here for my puddin',
- who's been clown-napped.
- 511
- 00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,823
- To get him back,
- I have to kill...
- 512
- 00:38:39,825 --> 00:38:41,759
- Eh, not you.
- 513
- 00:38:41,761 --> 00:38:43,292
- Maybe you.
- 514
- 00:38:43,294 --> 00:38:44,828
- Uh, you!
- 515
- 00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:47,730
- You I should kill
- for that stupid beard!
- 516
- 00:38:47,732 --> 00:38:50,433
- Oh, there you are.
- 517
- 00:38:50,435 --> 00:38:53,102
- Bruce Wayne.
- 518
- 00:38:53,104 --> 00:38:57,007
- Nice tux.
- Hope it's not a rental.
- 519
- 00:38:59,011 --> 00:39:01,047
- Whoa.
- 520
- 00:39:02,147 --> 00:39:04,513
- Tom, get the ladies to safety.
- 521
- 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:07,183
- Okay, but I'm coming back.
- 522
- 00:39:07,185 --> 00:39:09,020
- What are you gonna do?
- 523
- 00:39:09,022 --> 00:39:12,355
- She wants me, she'll follow me.
- 524
- 00:39:12,357 --> 00:39:15,292
- Don't get killed.
- 525
- 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:20,933
- Bingo-matic.
- 526
- 00:39:31,977 --> 00:39:34,645
- Hold still, you wascally wabbit.
- 527
- 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,249
- Whoops.
- 528
- 00:39:37,783 --> 00:39:39,586
- Sorry, Rico!
- 529
- 00:39:42,187 --> 00:39:43,189
- Huh?
- 530
- 00:39:44,723 --> 00:39:45,924
- What?
- 531
- 00:39:48,961 --> 00:39:52,698
- Your jester drag was over in the
- '90s, now it's just sad.
- 532
- 00:39:57,636 --> 00:40:00,569
- Oh. Oh!
- 533
- 00:40:00,571 --> 00:40:02,940
- Hyah!
- 534
- 00:40:24,129 --> 00:40:26,633
- What is it
- the theater folks say?
- 535
- 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,665
- Break a face!
- 536
- 00:40:33,671 --> 00:40:35,739
- Bats with Cats, now? Ugh.
- 537
- 00:40:37,075 --> 00:40:38,844
- I just threw up
- in my mouth a little.
- 538
- 00:40:41,747 --> 00:40:44,850
- - Batman.
- - Lie still. You've been hurt.
- 539
- 00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,917
- Not that bad.
- 540
- 00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:48,221
- Get the clown.
- 541
- 00:41:10,075 --> 00:41:11,607
- Hmm?
- 542
- 00:41:13,145 --> 00:41:17,082
- Oh, boy. This does not
- look good, does it?
- 543
- 00:41:18,718 --> 00:41:20,283
- Joker!
- 544
- 00:41:20,285 --> 00:41:23,953
- You know what the joke
- is here? I'm totally innocent.
- 545
- 00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:26,422
- Ugh, that doesn't even
- sound right, does it?
- 546
- 00:41:29,694 --> 00:41:34,196
- Batsy, I was in a
- basement until five minutes ago.
- 547
- 00:41:34,198 --> 00:41:37,167
- I'm also looking for Harley.
- Have you seen her?
- 548
- 00:41:39,504 --> 00:41:41,039
- Stop. Stop!
- 549
- 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,819
- Stop. Stop!
- 550
- 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,663
- Batman, stop...
- 551
- 00:42:08,968 --> 00:42:11,602
- Stop me if you've
- heard this one before.
- 552
- 00:42:11,604 --> 00:42:14,807
- Two guys walk into a bar...
- 553
- 00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:26,915
- I want you to break your code,
- 554
- 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:30,420
- but for something
- I actually did.
- 555
- 00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:33,357
- Batman, don't!
- 556
- 00:42:33,359 --> 00:42:37,527
- I'm warning you, Batman,
- let him go!
- 557
- 00:42:39,397 --> 00:42:42,732
- Do not make me do this,
- not over him.
- 558
- 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:45,868
- I won't let you throw your life away.
- 559
- 00:42:47,805 --> 00:42:50,375
- Gotham needs Batman.
- 560
- 00:43:19,337 --> 00:43:22,441
- That sentimental
- claptrap worked.
- 561
- 00:43:24,743 --> 00:43:27,076
- Well, back to the grind.
- 562
- 00:43:27,078 --> 00:43:29,111
- Who's Robin these days?
- 563
- 00:43:29,113 --> 00:43:30,680
- Shut your damn mouth.
- 564
- 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,551
- Strip him.
- 565
- 00:43:34,553 --> 00:43:36,654
- Double hand and leg cuffs.
- 566
- 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,955
- Ooh, kinky.
- 567
- 00:43:52,303 --> 00:43:55,004
- <i>"Do not store up
- treasures here on earth,"</i>
- 568
- 00:43:55,006 --> 00:43:58,308
- where moths eat them
- and rust destroys them,
- 569
- 00:43:58,310 --> 00:44:01,143
- and where thieves
- break in and steal.
- 570
- 00:44:01,145 --> 00:44:03,047
- Store your treasures in heaven,
- 571
- 00:44:03,049 --> 00:44:05,549
- where moths and rust
- cannot destroy,
- 572
- 00:44:05,551 --> 00:44:08,054
- and thieves do not break in
- and steal.
- 573
- 00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:11,555
- Wherever your treasure is,
- 574
- 00:44:11,557 --> 00:44:15,127
- there the desires
- of your heart will also be.
- 575
- 00:44:19,497 --> 00:44:21,198
- Your eye is like a lamp,
- 576
- 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,502
- it provides light for your body.
- 577
- 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:26,102
- When your eye is healthy,
- 578
- 00:44:26,104 --> 00:44:29,372
- your whole body
- is filled with light.
- 579
- 00:44:29,374 --> 00:44:31,641
- But when your eye is unhealthy,
- 580
- 00:44:31,643 --> 00:44:35,377
- your whole body
- is filled with darkness.
- 581
- 00:44:35,379 --> 00:44:39,218
- And if the light you think
- you have is actually darkness,
- 582
- 00:44:40,185 --> 00:44:42,520
- "how deep that darkness is."
- 583
- 00:44:52,163 --> 00:44:55,098
- Knockout gas
- from a jack-in-the-box.
- 584
- 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,301
- - Someone did their homework.
- - The knockout gas
- 585
- 00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:59,435
- only kept him unconscious
- for 15 minutes.
- 586
- 00:44:59,437 --> 00:45:04,107
- After coming to, Joker used the acid in
- his boutonniere to burn through his ropes.
- 587
- 00:45:04,109 --> 00:45:06,410
- How do you forget
- about the boutonniere?
- 588
- 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,212
- He didn't. He wanted Joker to escape.
- 589
- 00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:12,848
- It was all planned so Joker would
- wake up in time to free himself,
- 590
- 00:45:12,850 --> 00:45:14,183
- as Harley attacked.
- 591
- 00:45:14,185 --> 00:45:15,886
- Then he ran to the opera,
- 592
- 00:45:15,888 --> 00:45:18,520
- arriving just as Tom was killed.
- 593
- 00:45:18,522 --> 00:45:21,091
- So, the Joker
- really is innocent?
- 594
- 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,127
- This time.
- 595
- 00:45:23,129 --> 00:45:26,531
- The events of the past months reach as
- high as Superman and as low as the Joker.
- 596
- 00:45:28,466 --> 00:45:31,134
- All were set into motion
- by Hush.
- 597
- 00:45:31,136 --> 00:45:33,402
- But why kill Thomas Elliot?
- 598
- 00:45:33,404 --> 00:45:35,806
- He's got no connection
- to Batman.
- 599
- 00:45:35,808 --> 00:45:37,140
- But he does...
- 600
- 00:45:37,142 --> 00:45:39,611
- Did have one with Bruce Wayne.
- 601
- 00:45:41,312 --> 00:45:43,715
- Hush knows
- Bruce Wayne is Batman.
- 602
- 00:45:56,227 --> 00:45:59,163
- Hi, Selina. How are you?
- 603
- 00:45:59,165 --> 00:46:02,665
- - Sorry I haven't returned your calls.
- <i>- It's okay.</i>
- 604
- 00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:06,770
- I just wanted to thank you
- for... At the funeral.
- 605
- 00:46:06,772 --> 00:46:09,138
- <i>That meant a lot to me.</i>
- 606
- 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,408
- I thought you could
- use a friend.
- 607
- 00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:14,143
- I'm so sorry about Thomas.
- 608
- 00:46:14,145 --> 00:46:16,114
- He seemed like
- one of the good ones.
- 609
- 00:46:16,781 --> 00:46:18,515
- He was.
- 610
- 00:46:18,517 --> 00:46:21,984
- Let's not wait another ten years
- before seeing each other, okay?
- 611
- 00:46:21,986 --> 00:46:23,553
- I'd like that.
- 612
- 00:46:23,555 --> 00:46:26,422
- There's just some business
- I need to take care of first.
- 613
- 00:46:26,424 --> 00:46:29,326
- If I were you,
- I wouldn't wait too long.
- 614
- 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:32,064
- <i>Are you saying
- I have competition?</i>
- 615
- 00:46:33,131 --> 00:46:34,730
- Full disclosure?
- 616
- 00:46:34,732 --> 00:46:38,401
- I was seeing someone
- on and off before you called.
- 617
- 00:46:38,403 --> 00:46:41,138
- <i>It's complicated.</i>
- 618
- 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:44,272
- Ah. A mystery man.
- 619
- 00:46:44,274 --> 00:46:46,442
- <i>You have no idea.</i>
- 620
- 00:46:46,444 --> 00:46:48,748
- Well, may the best
- mystery man win.
- 621
- 00:46:49,814 --> 00:46:52,348
- Be careful what you wish for.
- 622
- 00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:54,586
- Stay safe, Bruce.
- 623
- 00:47:01,725 --> 00:47:03,495
- I didn't hear a thing.
- 624
- 00:47:06,932 --> 00:47:08,366
- What now?
- 625
- 00:47:14,305 --> 00:47:16,741
- Riddler.
- 626
- 00:47:19,278 --> 00:47:21,176
- That C-lister?
- 627
- 00:47:21,178 --> 00:47:24,517
- It's like they're all crawling
- out from under the carpets now.
- 628
- 00:47:32,191 --> 00:47:34,658
- It might be none of my business,
- 629
- 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,794
- but I want you to know
- I'm for this thing.
- 630
- 00:47:36,796 --> 00:47:38,127
- Thing?
- 631
- 00:47:38,129 --> 00:47:39,696
- You and Selina.
- 632
- 00:47:39,698 --> 00:47:41,498
- Brucelina?
- 633
- 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,799
- Anyway, I think
- she's good for you.
- 634
- 00:47:43,801 --> 00:47:45,504
- She makes you...
- 635
- 00:47:48,207 --> 00:47:49,741
- less intense.
- 636
- 00:47:57,783 --> 00:48:00,149
- Hold on.
- 637
- 00:48:00,151 --> 00:48:04,254
- But if you're serious about her, you're
- going to have to tell her everything.
- 638
- 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,589
- Otherwise it won't work.
- 639
- 00:48:06,591 --> 00:48:08,424
- - You're right.
- - I am?
- 640
- 00:48:08,426 --> 00:48:10,296
- It's none of your business.
- 641
- 00:49:00,712 --> 00:49:02,044
- Oh, shit.
- 642
- 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:05,716
- Hey, hey, I'm not resisting.
- 643
- 00:49:05,718 --> 00:49:06,683
- Where is he?
- 644
- 00:49:06,685 --> 00:49:09,185
- I know not whom you speak of.
- 645
- 00:49:09,187 --> 00:49:10,886
- Hush put you up to this.
- 646
- 00:49:10,888 --> 00:49:14,491
- Can you rephrase that
- in the form of a riddle?
- 647
- 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:19,362
- There was no riddle.
- That's the point.
- 648
- 00:49:19,364 --> 00:49:21,263
- Maybe I'm trying something new.
- 649
- 00:49:21,265 --> 00:49:23,098
- You know, shake things up.
- 650
- 00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:44,455
- I'm glad you're here, Batman.
- 651
- 00:49:45,223 --> 00:49:46,989
- Who are you?
- 652
- 00:49:46,991 --> 00:49:50,960
- I'm the man that will
- destroy your life before taking it.
- 653
- 00:49:50,962 --> 00:49:52,498
- We'll see about that.
- 654
- 00:49:53,464 --> 00:49:56,098
- We already have.
- 655
- 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,503
- Or at least Thomas Elliot has.
- 656
- 00:50:00,638 --> 00:50:04,774
- You'll run in circles
- as I kill your friends
- 657
- 00:50:04,776 --> 00:50:06,345
- one by one.
- 658
- 00:50:07,779 --> 00:50:08,847
- Face me.
- 659
- 00:50:10,582 --> 00:50:13,685
- No one you care for is safe.
- 660
- 00:50:41,245 --> 00:50:44,515
- Soon, Batman. Very soon.
- 661
- 00:50:59,131 --> 00:51:01,196
- Batman.
- 662
- 00:51:01,198 --> 00:51:05,167
- I'm not stealing anything,
- just looking around.
- 663
- 00:51:05,169 --> 00:51:06,502
- Old habits.
- 664
- 00:51:06,504 --> 00:51:09,406
- I know this is your home,
- Selina.
- 665
- 00:51:09,408 --> 00:51:11,841
- I have for a long time.
- 666
- 00:51:11,843 --> 00:51:14,477
- Right.
- World's Greatest Detective.
- 667
- 00:51:14,479 --> 00:51:16,281
- So why are you here?
- 668
- 00:51:17,015 --> 00:51:18,517
- I want you to leave town.
- 669
- 00:51:20,819 --> 00:51:22,384
- I don't know what
- you think we have,
- 670
- 00:51:22,386 --> 00:51:24,321
- but you don't get to
- tell me what to do.
- 671
- 00:51:24,323 --> 00:51:27,256
- I wouldn't be here
- if it wasn't serious.
- 672
- 00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:30,526
- Hush told me he's going to
- hurt the ones closest to me.
- 673
- 00:51:30,528 --> 00:51:32,564
- The ones I care for most.
- 674
- 00:51:33,832 --> 00:51:35,534
- Okay. Unexpected.
- 675
- 00:51:37,169 --> 00:51:42,306
- Whoever Hush is, he's been one
- step ahead of me the whole time.
- 676
- 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,376
- He undoubtedly
- knows we're involved.
- 677
- 00:51:47,779 --> 00:51:50,916
- A few days ago,
- I suffered a loss.
- 678
- 00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:55,852
- It's been suggested
- that I'm handling it better
- 679
- 00:51:55,854 --> 00:51:59,424
- because I have you in my life.
- 680
- 00:52:00,859 --> 00:52:04,527
- In your life?
- Isn't that a bit much?
- 681
- 00:52:04,529 --> 00:52:06,631
- Maybe it's time to find out.
- 682
- 00:52:09,368 --> 00:52:10,602
- Wait.
- 683
- 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,471
- Are you sure?
- 684
- 00:52:15,107 --> 00:52:16,108
- I am.
- 685
- 00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:20,078
- Then let me.
- 686
- 00:52:25,817 --> 00:52:27,283
- Bruce?
- 687
- 00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:28,921
- Bruce Wayne is Batman?
- 688
- 00:52:29,854 --> 00:52:32,457
- So, what now?
- 689
- 00:52:34,058 --> 00:52:36,428
- Oh, I can think of a few things.
- 690
- 00:52:46,971 --> 00:52:49,672
- I don't often say
- something was worth the wait,
- 691
- 00:52:49,674 --> 00:52:51,610
- because I hate waiting.
- 692
- 00:52:52,477 --> 00:52:55,611
- But that? Meow.
- 693
- 00:52:55,613 --> 00:52:57,448
- I feel the same.
- 694
- 00:52:59,116 --> 00:53:00,486
- Oh, my God.
- 695
- 00:53:01,086 --> 00:53:02,488
- Your scars.
- 696
- 00:53:03,288 --> 00:53:04,620
- So many.
- 697
- 00:53:04,622 --> 00:53:07,091
- You, uh, remember these?
- 698
- 00:53:08,593 --> 00:53:10,828
- I'd just gotten
- my retractable claws.
- 699
- 00:53:11,662 --> 00:53:13,596
- Cost a small fortune.
- 700
- 00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:15,131
- They worked.
- 701
- 00:53:15,133 --> 00:53:17,736
- I had to upgrade my
- Kevlar body armor after that.
- 702
- 00:53:18,602 --> 00:53:20,171
- Uh, sorry?
- 703
- 00:53:23,107 --> 00:53:25,040
- That was why you
- broke it off with me.
- 704
- 00:53:25,042 --> 00:53:27,912
- - That's when you found out I was Catwoman.
- - A kleptomaniac.
- 705
- 00:53:28,781 --> 00:53:30,145
- What?
- 706
- 00:53:30,147 --> 00:53:35,518
- Sorry, you were beautiful,
- brilliant and accomplished.
- 707
- 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,319
- You could do
- anything you wanted.
- 708
- 00:53:37,321 --> 00:53:39,422
- I assumed you did it because
- you couldn't stop, and...
- 709
- 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:43,162
- And if you can't control your
- actions, you're not quite sane.
- 710
- 00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:44,897
- Whole.
- 711
- 00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,466
- And I was wrong.
- 712
- 00:53:48,066 --> 00:53:49,468
- You did change.
- 713
- 00:53:49,968 --> 00:53:51,134
- I'm sorry.
- 714
- 00:53:51,136 --> 00:53:54,773
- It's okay.
- We're in uncharted territory.
- 715
- 00:53:57,975 --> 00:54:00,743
- Since you're not leaving town,
- 716
- 00:54:00,745 --> 00:54:03,013
- maybe we should go to my place.
- 717
- 00:54:03,015 --> 00:54:04,082
- Wayne Manor?
- 718
- 00:54:05,149 --> 00:54:06,651
- Better.
- 719
- 00:54:17,227 --> 00:54:18,428
- Huh?
- 720
- 00:54:18,430 --> 00:54:20,132
- Whoa...
- 721
- 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,132
- You did it.
- 722
- 00:54:24,134 --> 00:54:26,770
- You actually did it.
- 723
- 00:54:26,772 --> 00:54:28,807
- Alfred, he did it!
- 724
- 00:54:30,607 --> 00:54:33,077
- Hi, Selina. Dick Grayson.
- 725
- 00:54:36,348 --> 00:54:38,346
- Pleasure.
- 726
- 00:54:38,348 --> 00:54:43,419
- Ms. Kyle, I've taken the liberty to
- prepare tea with assorted biscuits.
- 727
- 00:54:43,421 --> 00:54:45,522
- So everyone knows who I am?
- 728
- 00:54:45,524 --> 00:54:48,156
- Just us and Damian, not Gordon.
- 729
- 00:54:48,158 --> 00:54:53,629
- - Who's Damian?
- - Robin, his... son.
- 730
- 00:54:53,631 --> 00:54:57,635
- You two
- are gonna have so much fun.
- 731
- 00:54:58,602 --> 00:55:00,037
- Hmm.
- 732
- 00:56:11,575 --> 00:56:13,044
- Morning, hon.
- 733
- 00:56:14,479 --> 00:56:15,846
- Mwah.
- 734
- 00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:18,216
- Pardon me. Ah.
- 735
- 00:56:19,783 --> 00:56:21,153
- Oh, is that coffee?
- 736
- 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,321
- Mmm.
- 737
- 00:56:24,323 --> 00:56:26,656
- We do have unclaimed coffee.
- 738
- 00:56:26,658 --> 00:56:28,026
- Yours is better.
- 739
- 00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,331
- Look at this.
- 740
- 00:56:38,268 --> 00:56:39,705
- I'll even pay.
- 741
- 00:56:41,305 --> 00:56:42,340
- Okay, you pay.
- 742
- 00:56:43,774 --> 00:56:45,343
- After we catch Hush.
- 743
- 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:48,009
- Who's disappeared.
- 744
- 00:56:48,011 --> 00:56:50,446
- Maybe he heard about your hot,
- ferocious new partner,
- 745
- 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:53,315
- or died setting a bear trap
- for you. Either way...
- 746
- 00:56:53,317 --> 00:56:55,384
- You go. Take the jet.
- 747
- 00:56:55,386 --> 00:56:56,819
- I have to be here.
- 748
- 00:56:56,821 --> 00:56:59,788
- You won't always.
- You know that, right?
- 749
- 00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:04,225
- Dick will take over one day. Isn't
- that what you've been grooming him for?
- 750
- 00:57:04,227 --> 00:57:05,560
- He's not ready.
- 751
- 00:57:05,562 --> 00:57:08,129
- And you were?
- 752
- 00:57:08,131 --> 00:57:12,969
- I'm not asking you to retire, Bruce. I'm
- asking you to spend some time away from this.
- 753
- 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,169
- With me.
- 754
- 00:57:16,207 --> 00:57:18,674
- If we were to do this, we'd have...
- 755
- 00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:20,076
- Mmm.
- 756
- 00:57:20,078 --> 00:57:22,511
- I do apologize, sir.
- 757
- 00:57:22,513 --> 00:57:24,182
- It's Commissioner Gordon.
- 758
- 00:57:27,718 --> 00:57:29,551
- What is it, Jim?
- 759
- 00:57:29,553 --> 00:57:32,622
- Two minutes ago, a silent alarm
- was tripped at a medical practice.
- 760
- 00:57:32,624 --> 00:57:36,192
- The office belongs to that
- doctor Hush killed at the opera.
- 761
- 00:57:36,194 --> 00:57:37,627
- Thomas Elliot.
- 762
- 00:57:37,629 --> 00:57:40,629
- Yeah.
- Thought you'd want to know.
- 763
- 00:57:40,631 --> 00:57:43,431
- Thank you.
- 764
- 00:57:43,433 --> 00:57:46,469
- There's been a break-in
- at Thomas' practice.
- 765
- 00:57:46,471 --> 00:57:51,343
- Ah. You know, maybe this is something
- that Batman needs to do alone.
- 766
- 00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:54,011
- This shouldn't take long.
- 767
- 00:58:05,089 --> 00:58:06,788
- What a mess.
- 768
- 00:58:06,790 --> 00:58:08,357
- Professional job.
- 769
- 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:11,727
- No fingerprints. No DNA
- on any of the rifled papers.
- 770
- 00:58:11,729 --> 00:58:13,763
- Not a robbery.
- 771
- 00:58:13,765 --> 00:58:16,935
- Look at all this fencible crap.
- What were they after?
- 772
- 00:58:18,602 --> 00:58:19,970
- Information.
- 773
- 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,707
- Glioblastoma multiforme
- brain tumor.
- 774
- 00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,542
- Nearly inoperable.
- 775
- 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:27,944
- Well, that doesn't sound good.
- 776
- 00:58:27,946 --> 00:58:31,413
- It isn't. For him.
- 777
- 00:58:31,415 --> 00:58:35,183
- But it may be for us.
- You up for a trip to Arkham?
- 778
- 00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,787
- Oh, joy.
- 779
- 00:58:44,629 --> 00:58:48,933
- Professor,
- it's time to pay our respects.
- 780
- 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:55,941
- Going on patrol, Alfred.
- Can you man the comms?
- 781
- 00:58:56,841 --> 00:59:00,042
- Of course, Master Dick.
- 782
- 00:59:00,044 --> 00:59:02,411
- Well, I'm not sitting around
- doing nothing.
- 783
- 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:03,949
- Mind if I tag along?
- 784
- 00:59:05,415 --> 00:59:06,450
- Hop in.
- 785
- 00:59:07,218 --> 00:59:08,419
- But I'm driving.
- 786
- 00:59:13,223 --> 00:59:15,725
- So, you guys used to do this
- every night?
- 787
- 00:59:15,727 --> 00:59:17,459
- Pretty much.
- 788
- 00:59:17,461 --> 00:59:19,928
- Do you mind if I ask you
- a personal question?
- 789
- 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,430
- You can ask.
- 790
- 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,201
- How is it dating the man
- who is Batman?
- 791
- 00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:27,437
- It's weird.
- 792
- 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,004
- Complicated.
- 793
- 00:59:29,006 --> 00:59:31,207
- Incredible.
- 794
- 00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:34,643
- The only drawback is he just
- won't shut up about his feelings.
- 795
- 00:59:36,547 --> 00:59:37,846
- Good one.
- 796
- 00:59:37,848 --> 00:59:39,948
- <i>71 Charlie.</i>
- 797
- 00:59:39,950 --> 00:59:41,616
- <i>Report of a person breaking the
- lock on the Gotham Cemetery gate.</i>
- 798
- 00:59:41,618 --> 00:59:43,821
- <i>Suspect believed to be
- inside the grounds.</i>
- 799
- 01:00:00,837 --> 01:00:03,439
- It's like Halloween.
- 800
- 01:00:03,441 --> 01:00:05,540
- Everything but
- the Great Pumpkin.
- 801
- 01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:08,012
- Catwoman, over here.
- 802
- 01:00:13,852 --> 01:00:16,187
- Wait, I've been here before.
- 803
- 01:00:17,022 --> 01:00:18,390
- So have you.
- 804
- 01:00:23,962 --> 01:00:25,794
- - But why would someone...
- - Nightwing!
- 805
- 01:00:41,812 --> 01:00:43,582
- Have a face full of fear!
- 806
- 01:00:53,124 --> 01:00:55,259
- No! Get away!
- 807
- 01:01:01,165 --> 01:01:02,998
- Hold still.
- 808
- 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,766
- This will sting a bit.
- 809
- 01:01:10,808 --> 01:01:13,378
- Mmm. Scaredy-cat wants to play.
- 810
- 01:01:24,921 --> 01:01:27,355
- - How?
- - Nose plugs.
- 811
- 01:01:27,357 --> 01:01:29,424
- Have you smelled
- yourself lately?
- 812
- 01:01:38,136 --> 01:01:41,736
- No, he'll kill me!
- I cannot fail.
- 813
- 01:01:45,843 --> 01:01:48,112
- Sure you can. Ass.
- 814
- 01:02:02,259 --> 01:02:05,627
- Stay back!
- 815
- 01:02:05,629 --> 01:02:09,565
- Nightwing, it's Selina!
- Stop fighting me!
- 816
- 01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:20,111
- Get me to the car.
- 817
- 01:02:29,020 --> 01:02:30,719
- Alfred, are you listening?
- 818
- 01:02:30,721 --> 01:02:32,353
- <i>I am.</i>
- 819
- 01:02:32,355 --> 01:02:35,123
- <i>I shall remote pilot
- the Batmobile to the Batcave</i>
- 820
- 01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,528
- <i>whilst you secure Scarecrow.</i>
- 821
- 01:03:00,919 --> 01:03:02,518
- Now, now.
- 822
- 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,756
- Wouldn't wanna make it too easy.
- 823
- 01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:22,071
- So you finally figured it out?
- 824
- 01:03:22,073 --> 01:03:23,839
- I was getting bored.
- 825
- 01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:25,973
- This is nuts.
- How's the Riddler involved?
- 826
- 01:03:25,975 --> 01:03:27,776
- He's been locked in here.
- 827
- 01:03:27,778 --> 01:03:30,580
- When I saw the name Arthur
- Wynne in Thomas Elliot's files,
- 828
- 01:03:30,582 --> 01:03:33,118
- I knew he was more
- than a bit player.
- 829
- 01:03:35,086 --> 01:03:37,585
- Okay, I'll bite,
- who's Arthur Wynne?
- 830
- 01:03:37,587 --> 01:03:40,256
- Inventor of
- the crossword puzzle?
- 831
- 01:03:40,258 --> 01:03:42,323
- Cretin.
- 832
- 01:03:42,325 --> 01:03:47,161
- It was the name you used when visiting
- Dr. Thomas Elliot for your brain tumor.
- 833
- 01:03:47,163 --> 01:03:49,931
- That useless incompetent!
- 834
- 01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:51,466
- Supposed to be so brilliant.
- 835
- 01:03:51,468 --> 01:03:54,904
- He was the only doctor
- who'd operate on me.
- 836
- 01:03:54,906 --> 01:04:00,343
- After the surgery failed,
- he told me to get my affairs in order.
- 837
- 01:04:00,345 --> 01:04:02,444
- But I refused to let that
- be the end of me.
- 838
- 01:04:02,446 --> 01:04:05,080
- No, no, no, I found another way.
- 839
- 01:04:05,082 --> 01:04:07,616
- A Lazarus Pit.
- 840
- 01:04:07,618 --> 01:04:09,417
- <i>All it took was a few bribes</i>
- 841
- 01:04:09,419 --> 01:04:12,821
- <i>and I was able to dip myself
- in its healing waters.</i>
- 842
- 01:04:12,823 --> 01:04:15,056
- <i>In that moment,
- I saw everything,</i>
- 843
- 01:04:15,058 --> 01:04:16,759
- <i>knew everything,</i>
- 844
- 01:04:16,761 --> 01:04:20,398
- <i>including the answer to my
- most frustrating riddle...</i>
- 845
- 01:04:21,265 --> 01:04:23,600
- <i>who is the Batman?</i>
- 846
- 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:35,176
- <i>It was so obvious, right
- in front of me the whole time.</i>
- 847
- 01:04:35,178 --> 01:04:38,247
- <i>In a flash of inspiration,
- I saw a way to destroy you</i>
- 848
- 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:43,254
- <i>and get revenge on the criminal swine
- who disrespected me in the past.</i>
- 849
- 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:48,424
- <i>I needed a new persona.</i>
- 850
- 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:51,960
- <i>My true identity
- had to be kept hush, hush.</i>
- 851
- 01:04:51,962 --> 01:04:54,529
- <i>One by one,
- I convinced, cajoled,</i>
- 852
- 01:04:54,531 --> 01:04:58,169
- <i>and compelled the others
- to play their part...</i>
- 853
- 01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:01,473
- <i>and do my bidding.</i>
- 854
- 01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:06,140
- <i>You see, Batman, this is my game</i>
- 855
- 01:05:06,142 --> 01:05:08,712
- <i>and everyone follows my rules.</i>
- 856
- 01:05:09,747 --> 01:05:11,547
- Even you.
- 857
- 01:05:11,549 --> 01:05:14,586
- That's some fancy monologuing
- for a guy in cuffs.
- 858
- 01:05:15,252 --> 01:05:17,219
- Batman caught you.
- 859
- 01:05:17,221 --> 01:05:20,290
- Oh, woe is me. Foiled again.
- 860
- 01:05:21,225 --> 01:05:23,792
- Time for a riddle, I suppose.
- 861
- 01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:26,431
- Riddle me this,
- Commissioner Gordon...
- 862
- 01:05:28,332 --> 01:05:30,268
- who is Batman?
- 863
- 01:05:31,502 --> 01:05:32,634
- Jesus.
- 864
- 01:05:35,739 --> 01:05:37,605
- <i>Oh,
- you shouldn't have done that.</i>
- 865
- 01:05:37,607 --> 01:05:39,643
- <i>I was using it to control him.</i>
- 866
- 01:05:45,281 --> 01:05:46,817
- Shit, Clayface!
- 867
- 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:50,622
- Finally, I'm free.
- 868
- 01:05:57,861 --> 01:06:00,261
- All right, get him!
- 869
- 01:06:00,263 --> 01:06:01,932
- Yeah, kill him!
- 870
- 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:08,636
- Ooh, dinner and a show.
- 871
- 01:06:08,638 --> 01:06:11,073
- This place isn't all bad.
- 872
- 01:06:19,450 --> 01:06:21,183
- Yeah!
- 873
- 01:06:21,185 --> 01:06:24,585
- You're seeing another villain already?
- 874
- 01:06:24,587 --> 01:06:27,122
- I thought we had
- something special.
- 875
- 01:06:27,124 --> 01:06:28,890
- Shut up, freak!
- 876
- 01:06:28,892 --> 01:06:33,029
- "Freak"? Batsy, are you going
- to let him talk to me that way?
- 877
- 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,330
- Get him, Clayface!
- 878
- 01:06:34,332 --> 01:06:36,832
- Oh, it is so like you
- not to defend me.
- 879
- 01:06:36,834 --> 01:06:39,935
- How many others
- were there? No, don't tell me!
- 880
- 01:06:41,839 --> 01:06:43,474
- I guess the joke's on me.
- 881
- 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,544
- And scene.
- 882
- 01:06:51,482 --> 01:06:55,016
- Way not to die, Batsy.
- 883
- 01:06:55,018 --> 01:06:59,087
- Gordon! As usual, you're laying
- there with your thumb up your ass.
- 884
- 01:06:59,089 --> 01:07:00,388
- Do something, man!
- 885
- 01:07:03,761 --> 01:07:05,594
- Yeah!
- 886
- 01:07:05,596 --> 01:07:08,466
- Bullseye!
- 887
- 01:07:22,678 --> 01:07:25,316
- Now you're just
- raining on my parade.
- 888
- 01:07:29,986 --> 01:07:32,557
- Oh, no!
- 889
- 01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,991
- Oh!
- 890
- 01:07:40,131 --> 01:07:41,495
- Anyone got a mint?
- 891
- 01:07:43,533 --> 01:07:46,234
- <i>Seems you're
- still playing catch-up, Batman.</i>
- 892
- 01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:47,736
- Let's end this, Hush.
- 893
- 01:07:47,738 --> 01:07:50,004
- <i>Agreed, but you come to me.</i>
- 894
- 01:07:50,006 --> 01:07:53,009
- <i>You see, I went to the
- graveyard to catch a bat</i>
- 895
- 01:07:53,011 --> 01:07:54,877
- <i>but was off by a letter.</i>
- 896
- 01:07:54,879 --> 01:07:56,779
- <i>Toodles.</i>
- 897
- 01:07:56,781 --> 01:07:58,950
- What did that mean?
- 898
- 01:08:16,433 --> 01:08:19,934
- Ah, admiring my beauty mark?
- 899
- 01:08:19,936 --> 01:08:24,104
- The damage to you
- may be more severe.
- 900
- 01:08:24,106 --> 01:08:25,640
- Batman will find you.
- 901
- 01:08:25,642 --> 01:08:27,242
- Of course he will.
- 902
- 01:08:27,244 --> 01:08:29,711
- Within seconds, he'll have
- dissembled the device
- 903
- 01:08:29,713 --> 01:08:32,848
- I used to turn Clayface
- into my doppelganger.
- 904
- 01:08:32,850 --> 01:08:35,684
- He'll then know the effective
- range is ten miles,
- 905
- 01:08:35,686 --> 01:08:37,553
- and search that radius.
- 906
- 01:08:37,555 --> 01:08:38,953
- Which means...
- 907
- 01:08:38,955 --> 01:08:41,659
- we better get started.
- 908
- 01:08:48,065 --> 01:08:52,337
- Batman will then contact Alfred
- to confirm you're missing.
- 909
- 01:08:56,106 --> 01:08:58,607
- Batman will come alone.
- 910
- 01:08:58,609 --> 01:09:01,809
- He'll deduce I've prepared
- a place for our showdown.
- 911
- 01:09:01,811 --> 01:09:06,348
- He'll compile a list of every factory
- and warehouse within the ten-mile radius,
- 912
- 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:08,686
- <i>of which there are 62.</i>
- 913
- 01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:12,287
- He'll winnow that list to 14,
- 914
- 01:09:12,289 --> 01:09:14,290
- too many to search one-by-one.
- 915
- 01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:16,791
- Shut up! Shut up!
- 916
- 01:09:16,793 --> 01:09:18,961
- Since I've left no other clues,
- 917
- 01:09:18,963 --> 01:09:22,063
- Batman will revisit
- the name, Arthur Wynne,
- 918
- 01:09:22,065 --> 01:09:25,835
- and check the names of the 14
- places to find that only one
- 919
- 01:09:25,837 --> 01:09:28,772
- <i>is an anagram
- for "Arthur Wynne."</i>
- 920
- 01:09:29,472 --> 01:09:31,239
- <i>"New Thurnary."</i>
- 921
- 01:09:31,241 --> 01:09:34,843
- <i>Even allowing for traffic,
- he should be here any minute.</i>
- 922
- 01:09:34,845 --> 01:09:36,144
- Screw you!
- 923
- 01:09:36,146 --> 01:09:37,782
- No time.
- 924
- 01:09:47,857 --> 01:09:50,358
- <i>Riddle me this.</i>
- 925
- 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:54,129
- <i>"The less of me you have,
- the more I am worth.</i>
- 926
- 01:09:54,131 --> 01:09:55,133
- <i>What am I?"</i>
- 927
- 01:10:00,271 --> 01:10:01,639
- <i>Answer?</i>
- 928
- 01:10:02,306 --> 01:10:03,540
- <i>A friend.</i>
- 929
- 01:10:13,216 --> 01:10:14,750
- I'm going to kill you.
- 930
- 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:18,053
- You're not going anywhere
- except down.
- 931
- 01:10:49,586 --> 01:10:51,153
- What's a bat to do?
- 932
- 01:10:59,061 --> 01:11:03,430
- The briefest of reprieves,
- I assure you.
- 933
- 01:11:03,432 --> 01:11:04,668
- Ha!
- 934
- 01:11:09,972 --> 01:11:10,975
- Ha!
- 935
- 01:11:31,762 --> 01:11:33,627
- Tonight, I'll show them all
- 936
- 01:11:33,629 --> 01:11:36,130
- by doing
- what none of them could,
- 937
- 01:11:36,132 --> 01:11:37,465
- killing the Batman!
- 938
- 01:11:43,774 --> 01:11:45,806
- Can you feel it, Bruce?
- 939
- 01:11:45,808 --> 01:11:48,745
- Can you feel it all
- slipping away?
- 940
- 01:11:55,820 --> 01:11:57,622
- What do you think of me now?
- 941
- 01:12:00,857 --> 01:12:02,290
- You talk too much.
- 942
- 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:13,167
- I repeat,
- what do you think of me now?
- 943
- 01:12:13,169 --> 01:12:15,938
- That you're the same
- insecure C-lister you were
- 944
- 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:18,840
- before you went
- into the Lazarus Pit.
- 945
- 01:12:18,842 --> 01:12:21,276
- Big talk from a dead man!
- 946
- 01:12:21,278 --> 01:12:24,045
- You tell riddles a fifth grader could solve
- 947
- 01:12:24,047 --> 01:12:26,047
- and you call yourself the Riddler.
- 948
- 01:12:26,049 --> 01:12:28,850
- The sheer lack of imagination
- is staggering.
- 949
- 01:12:28,852 --> 01:12:31,252
- You take that back!
- 950
- 01:12:31,254 --> 01:12:32,688
- A one-gimmick hack.
- 951
- 01:12:32,690 --> 01:12:34,322
- The joke of the underworld.
- 952
- 01:12:34,324 --> 01:12:36,256
- Damn you. Shut up!
- 953
- 01:12:37,994 --> 01:12:41,162
- You think you got the best
- of Ivy, Joker, and Bane?
- 954
- 01:12:41,164 --> 01:12:43,532
- Once they find out
- Hush was The Riddler...
- 955
- 01:12:45,034 --> 01:12:47,769
- they'll hunt you down like a dog.
- 956
- 01:12:47,771 --> 01:12:49,837
- It won't be pretty.
- 957
- 01:12:49,839 --> 01:12:52,073
- I'm not scared of them anymore!
- 958
- 01:12:52,075 --> 01:12:55,577
- I'll kill them just like
- I'm going to kill you.
- 959
- 01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:02,251
- The effects of the Pit don't last forever.
- 960
- 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,586
- I'm betting even now
- you can feel it.
- 961
- 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:07,723
- All that strength
- and genius slipping away
- 962
- 01:13:07,725 --> 01:13:10,125
- just when you need it most.
- 963
- 01:13:10,127 --> 01:13:11,859
- No, no!
- 964
- 01:13:14,865 --> 01:13:18,132
- Riddle me this,
- who's his own worst enemy?
- 965
- 01:13:36,887 --> 01:13:39,120
- I have you now!
- 966
- 01:14:38,181 --> 01:14:40,350
- I win! I win!
- 967
- 01:14:41,118 --> 01:14:42,186
- I win!
- 968
- 01:14:48,391 --> 01:14:49,994
- Nine lives, remember?
- 969
- 01:14:52,162 --> 01:14:54,761
- Now let's beat the crap
- out of this asshole.
- 970
- 01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:21,158
- Ahh! Oh...
- 971
- 01:15:30,432 --> 01:15:33,635
- Don't let me die! Please!
- 972
- 01:15:33,637 --> 01:15:35,871
- Pull me up. Pull me up!
- 973
- 01:15:35,873 --> 01:15:37,037
- Please!
- 974
- 01:15:37,039 --> 01:15:38,706
- Leave him!
- 975
- 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:40,910
- Go!
- 976
- 01:15:46,283 --> 01:15:48,117
- Wait!
- 977
- 01:15:48,119 --> 01:15:51,989
- You're Batman,
- you can't let me die!
- 978
- 01:15:52,856 --> 01:15:54,223
- Screw this shit.
- 979
- 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,263
- He didn't have to die.
- 980
- 01:16:33,263 --> 01:16:34,431
- What?
- 981
- 01:16:35,832 --> 01:16:37,535
- He didn't have to die.
- 982
- 01:16:38,935 --> 01:16:40,905
- You're crazy.
- 983
- 01:16:44,007 --> 01:16:46,440
- You're absolutely insane.
- 984
- 01:16:46,442 --> 01:16:48,277
- He killed your friend.
- 985
- 01:16:48,279 --> 01:16:52,850
- Tried to murder Nightwing. Hell, he almost
- killed me and you're sorry he's dead?
- 986
- 01:16:54,517 --> 01:16:56,684
- I had to try.
- 987
- 01:16:56,686 --> 01:16:58,489
- If someone can be saved,
- 988
- 01:16:59,423 --> 01:17:00,991
- I have to try.
- 989
- 01:17:03,427 --> 01:17:05,262
- You do, don't you?
- 990
- 01:17:06,696 --> 01:17:08,662
- It's a compulsion.
- 991
- 01:17:08,664 --> 01:17:11,299
- You and your goddamn code.
- 992
- 01:17:11,301 --> 01:17:13,934
- And you'll die because of it,
- you know this, right?
- 993
- 01:17:13,936 --> 01:17:15,573
- Will that make it all better?
- 994
- 01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:18,008
- Without a code,
- 995
- 01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:20,377
- I'm no better than them.
- 996
- 01:17:24,146 --> 01:17:26,246
- I'm such a stupid fool.
- 997
- 01:17:26,248 --> 01:17:28,952
- I can't believe I let myself
- get caught up in this again.
- 998
- 01:17:32,088 --> 01:17:33,587
- No, I changed!
- 999
- 01:17:33,589 --> 01:17:36,824
- I would have changed more,
- a lot more, for you!
- 1000
- 01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,262
- For us!
- 1001
- 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,002
- Selina, I...
- 1002
- 01:17:51,641 --> 01:17:53,043
- But you won't.
- 1003
- 01:17:54,345 --> 01:17:56,912
- Or can't.
- 1004
- 01:18:00,549 --> 01:18:02,186
- Maybe someday.
- 1005
- 01:18:07,490 --> 01:18:09,025
- But not today.
- 1006
- 01:18:12,162 --> 01:18:13,597
- Goodbye, Bruce.
- 1007
- 01:18:31,314 --> 01:18:32,615
- Someday.
- 1008
- 01:18:54,731 --> 01:18:59,731
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