[F4M] Spelling “B” [Yandere] [brat] [fem-dommish] [JOE]

Jewelry.  (slight pause)  Come on, it's easy.  It's not like I'm asking you to buy me jewelry, you just have to spell it for me.  You know I love it when guys are super hot spellers.  (lewd)  All nice and eager to flex those robust, burly spelling muscles at the slightest provocation.  (encouraging) You know those guys-- the ones that don't need annnny help from Spell Check, (disdainful) or from that fucking hussy Google correcting all their words.  (encouraging) I need a man who can spell me under the table, and then cram his dick into my mouth while I'm down there.

Avalanche--lay it on me.  It's a word you've seen alllll your life, right?  (impatient) There's even a fucking hockey team called the Avalanche.  If hockey players can spell it, then you should be able to.  I'm just sayin'--I dated a hockey player once, and that dude was two goals short of a hat trick, if anyone knows what the fuck that means.  (encouraging, bratty)  So ok--get to it.  Avalanche.  (pause, then turned on)  Mmm...good boy.

(arrogant)  I know you wanna impress me, baby,  I mean, look at me.  I'm fuckin' perfect, who wouldn't wanna impress me?  The question is whether you're worthy.  Do you think you're worthy? (lewd, slow) I can tell by that bigggg BONER in your pants that you wanna bend me over like a letter I pounding into a letter O. (coldly)  But I don't think you have what it takes, big boy.  I think if I asked you to spell a word like "allegiance," you'd get halfway in, and then you wouldn't know your A from your E anymore than your ass from your elbow.

(femdommish) So let's play a game.  A game I think you're gonna fail, to be honest, but at least you'll get to jerk off until you do.  As long as you can keep spelling words correctly, whatever words I use in a sentence, you can keep stroking.  In fact, since you've been so nice to me so far, I'll even be super generous.  I did get pretty fuckin' hot a minute ago when you spelled "recommend" the right way.  (lewdly)  That one little vulnerable quivering c, and those two BIG dominating muscular m's...  Mmf.  (back to business)  So I'll give you two chances to get words wrong while I still continue being your little pump target.  (“I’m warning you” voice)  But I swear--three strikes and you're out, mister.  Do you hear me?  (coldly)  That means hands off your dick.  No more jerking, no build-up, no pop.  (cruel)  And no more listening to this audio for a full month.  Is it a deal?  (uncaring)  I'm sorry if you think that's harsh, but if you're not worthy, loser, there's nothing I can do.  Maybe during your month-long timeout you should ogle some words instead of women.

(encouraging)  So are you ready?  All right, you can take your dick out.  Oh, and yeah.  (scolding)  No fuckin' cheating, you son of a bitch.  You think I don't know evvvery one of your dirty little secrets?  That little red underline that shows up when you're typing out a word, so you know that it's wrong and you can change it?  (coldly)  Unacceptable.  (scolding) No typing.  Keep those hands off that keyboard, mister.  If I see one red line, it's gonna be my red heels walking the fuck out.  I do NOT put out for guys that can't master their orthographic tools.

(back to business) So now that we've gone over the rules, your first word is “aphrodisiac.” (annoyed)  What do you mean I have to use it in a sentence?  Did I say that?  (surprised) Oh, I did?  Okay, okay.  Jesus.  (bratty)  Ummmm, you probably wish you could just slip me an aphrodisiac so I'd be horny enough to let you blow your load on me for free, but instead you're a loser who's gotta get me hot by spelling words.  (smart alecky) Aphrodisiac.  It's a noun.  Go.

(pause, then reluctantly impressed)  Ok, nicely done.  Now spell ecstasy.  Like, (arrogant) "your cock right now is in ecstasy because it gets to point at me."  Y'know, you better watch it, though, because a fuckton of guys get this one wrong.

(pause, then warmer).  Wow.  Very impressive. I've had jackasses who thought the FIRST goddamn LETTER was an X!  When there isn't even an X in the whole fuckin' thing!  (hornier) There's an X in X-rated, though, loverboy.  Why don't you play with your balls a little while I take this top off...  (playful)  Isn't this one of your little adolescent fantasies, watching a super hot girl STRIP in front of you?  Mmmmm.  (back to business) Adolescent.  Go.  (pause)

(spelling silently along with the listener until the end, with a horny grunt)  Unnghh.  (panting a bit)  E....N....T.   (hornier)  Fuck.  Listen to you.  You're so excited you're breathing like a fucking asthmatic.  (pant, encouraging)  Yeah.  You're gonna have to spell asthmatic now, baby.  (pause, panting, hornier)  Oh, good boy!  Good, good boy!!  Fuck, that was so hot.  Pump a little faster, you sexy genius.  (playful)  Did you ever play Speak and Spell as a kid?  Well this is like “Spank and Spell.”  [electronic voice, like the See N Say game]  The cow says "Mooooo"-ve your hand up and down your dick.  (building up)  Lemme hear “rescission.”  Spell rescission.  Ooooh, that's such a hard one. (pant)  Almost as hard as your COCK is right now.  Do it, baby!!  (pause)   (almost orgasmic)  Mmmmmmm--Oh Fuck yes!!  Pump that fucker!  (practically screaming) Paradigm--unnghh...hit me!!

(pause, then suddenly melodramatically, freakishly angry)  Wh...?  What the fuck???!!  That's WRONG!!  Strike one, you piece of garbage!!  How could you miss the G?  For fuck's sake--what'd you think, it was like a dime, like a coin?  D-I-M-E?!!  That is an AWFUL spelling of paradigm--oh my god!!  Fuck!!!  Just horrible!!  (still furious, yelling) Only fucking amateurs forget the G!  I mean, it’s no wonder that guys can't find a girl's G-spot--They can't even fucking find the G in a word!!!

(slight pause, still extremely annoyed, cold).  No, I don't wanna continue.  Fuck you.

(pause, long sigh)  Ok.  You're right.  I guess you can keep pumping.  (disgust)  Let's do "accommodate," (“I’m warning you”) and you better not fucking miss this one.  (pause)  Ehh?!  ...Carefullll...  (pause)  (Reluctantly impressed)  Ok, I'll admit that one was pretty nice, for once.  (pause)  No, I'm not passing judgment on you, baby--(matter of fact) if you can't spell, you can't spell--The world is full of mediocrities.  I'm just saying that if you DO misspell words, you can’t jerk off to me.  (almost an afterthought)  By the way, misspell, you gotta do misspell.  And then judgment, I did not forget about judgment.  Go.

(pause, then horny again)  Ooooh.  I felt a little tingle there.  The way you just glid from that G in judgment right to that M, without even THINKING about an E there!  (encouraging)  Jerk faster, jerkboy.  I can't TELL you how many guys try to add an E, and then they're all like (dumb guy voice) "heyyyy, look at me, my ass is hanging out, I'm gonna add an E in the middle for no fuckin’ reason."  (disdainful) I mean, there's an E in imbecile, idiots.  Jesus--there should fuckin' be a questionnaire to determine a guy’s Silent E aptitude. (sultry)  Questionnaire, sweety.

(pause, furious)  Oh.  Godddd-DAMN you!!!!  You stupid, stupid fucking pervert.  (incredulous, slow) ONE N IN QUESTIONNAIRE??!?!  Its origin is from the French, you miscreant, not from like the fucking Mycenaean [pronounced:  Mice-in-NAY-in] Greek or something.  (disdain)      I KNEW you were gonna fail.  (annoyed, bitchy)  All you hotshots think you're like God's gift to spelling acumen, but you all SUCK at it.  You have NO HOPE to please a woman with that shoddy fucking effort.  (yelling still) ONE N???!  (building in anger, brattiness)  How do you even fuckin’ think you're gonna aim your dick at my sweet little fucking porcelain face, when you can't even probably spell the word porcelain?  I mean, you just sit there and expect (bratty) The Privilege Of My Amazing Jerkoff Instruction, but I bet the WORD privilege is too hard for your worthless ass!!  (angry)  I'm an old-fashioned girl, dude, I wanna be complimented!  (mocking) It’s like Hey, why don't you compliment my (lewd) tight perfect heart-shaped derriere.  (sardonic)  Oh wait--you can't spell words derived from French, I forgot.  (mocking)  How 'bout my gorgeous, tiny little panties?  They're French too--maybe you can compliment THEM!  Ohh, whoops, I guess not.  (disdain) They're fuchsia, and I don’t even wanna SEE the fucking mess you’re gonna make outta THAT word.

(menacing) You're gonna lose, big boy.  I don't care how much you're throbbing--you're gonna lose.  You have two strikes, and (drawn out) no balls.  (disdain) There’s NO WAY you can spell your way back from the abyss, dude.  (hostile, building in intensity) You wanna test me??  You think you’re worthy, fucker?  You’re nothing.  (fast, aggressive)  Kaleidoscope!  Ratatouille!  Handkerchief!  Bellwether!  (pause, then evil chuckling, then mocking).  Oopssss.  3 out of 4 might be good enough for some girls, but there’s no A in Bellwether, sweety.  (taunting)   And no A means No Spray.  Aww, you were really close too, weren't you?  It must be traumatic and devastating, huh.  Which is an extra pity because you probably could have spelled either of those words--traumatic and devastating--and it probably would have given you (lewd) just enough extra pumps to blow.  (chuckle)

(bratty, singsongy)  Oh well.  (mocking)  What's that?  You want another chance?  Dude, you shouldn't even still be listening to this audio.  Don’t be one of those guys that can’t follow instructions and leave before they… (realizing the flaw) ...hear... this part.  Damnit.  Huh.  There might be a flaw in this game.

Ok, you.  If you’re still listening, I guess you’re in the bonus round, or whatever.  (suddenly impressed)  That’s... actually a little bit sexy.  I mean…(lewd) to just keep persisting that like.  Not to take No for an answer.  (more lewd) You must have a very BIG, BIGGGG head of steam built up, huh.  All right.

(playfully evil)  New rule:  I'll give you one more word, if you want it.  But the stakes are much higher now.  If you fail this time, you don't get to listen to ANY of my audios for a month.  (teasing)  How often do you come to my audios, mister?  All the time, right?  No, I don't mean (lewd) CUM to my audios, I meant "arrive at," you know, "click on."  See, that’s the thing with spelling.  (playfully lewd)  You don’t know if I meant COME, or if I meant CUM.  It could always be one or the other.  (like a trigger word)  COME, or CUM.

(encouraging)  Anyway, maybe you were right the first time.  Judging by the throbbbbb in that dickhead of yours, if I keep talking to you like this, you are DEFINITELY gonna cum.  So let me add in a little twist to make this harder.  You can stop right now, or you can spell.  It's a simple 5-letter word that you've seen and heard thousands of times.  Brace yourself.

(slight pause)  Weird.  That's it.  That's the word.  Weird.  (insidious)  But here's the catch.  For you to succeed, everybody has to succeed.  Every single guy that has listened to this audio today has to have spelled "weird" correctly, or you All.  Lose.  (grin)

(teasing)  So how confident are you in your fellow man, mister?  How many guys do you think listened to me today?  Have you been looking at my play count trickle up?  No??  That's too bad, it would have helped you estimate.  Do you think a lot of guys were scared off before this point, thus reducing your chances of failure?  Or do you think that because I'm sooo fucking hottt, there must be hundreds and hundreds of guys whose dickheads are just about to explode like yours is?

Weird.  You probably learned the word when you were 3.  (groovy)  I before E, baby…  (mock confused)  Or is it the other way around?  (playfully evil)  It's weird how it can kinda be either, right?  Do you think that every guy knows which is which?  Are you willing to bet a month of my voice on it?  Let's hear it... (horny, expectant panting)  W....  (pause).

(excited)  Ooooh, you got it right!!!   And you know what?  Sooo many other guys got it right too!!  (mocking)  But then there was William.  Poor William.  William actually had a pretty nice cock, but sadly, after he eye-fucked me, he put the I first in "weird" and fucked EVERYBODY.  (coldly)  So Game.  Over, loser.

(pause, now nonchalant, dropping the hostility)  Ehhh, I’ll tell you what:  You’re a good sport, and I'm still pretty hot from rescission, I mean, that one still kinda makes my needle flutter.  And between you and me, William's kind of a fucking cunt anyway.  You know what?  I can't stand that guy.  So yeah.  I’mma let you cum.  (more resoute)  Fuck him.  I'll count you down.

(super slowly, teasing)  T-E-N….   N-I-N.E....  (now with normal speed, like a punchline)  Nah, I'm just fuckin’ with you--Eight.  Seven.  Six.

(lewdly)  Five....mmmm--you know what you’re about to do, mister?  You're gonna B-L-O-Dub.  You know why I say it that way?  Because Kylie fucking Jenner says it like that and it's kinda cute--Who cares?!  Four.  Threeeee.  (lewd, singsongy, building up)  B-L-O-Dub. baby...  Two....  (panting, intense) B...  L... O.... Dubbb...  One......   B…….  L…….  Ohhhhh fuckkk, (shouting orgasmically) POP on my FACE!!!!!!

(cool down for several seconds).  (Then back to normal voice.)  Ya see?  I'm not such a "spelling B," am I?  (afterthought)  The B is for Bitch, by the way, if you didn’t get that.  You’re welcome.