Bunnies are Dangerous, Guys

<unyieldingIris> ===START===
<unyieldingIris> Gemnus?
<unyieldingIris> are youu there?
<eternalResurrection> yeS, i happen tO be avaiLabLe at thiS particuLar mOment
<eternalResurrection> an unknOwn thief haS StOlen my Lunch and the trail haS gOne cOLd
<eternalResurrection> what dO yOU need
<unyieldingIris> Buunmom iiss actiing uup agaiin
<unyieldingIris> ii sswear at thiiss rate sshe'llll eat the entiire garden
<eternalResurrection> i am gUeSSing Secret bLanket caveS are in cahOOtS again
<unyieldingIris> of couursse they are
<unyieldingIris> and sshe managed to get free wiith ssnuugglless
<unyieldingIris> sshe'llll never llearn
<eternalResurrection> i wOULd expect nOthing LeSS fOr the ninja yOU have made her OUt tO be
<eternalResurrection> yeS, bUnnieS are difficULt
<eternalResurrection> i Once met a bUnny whO tried tO eat me
<unyieldingIris> what?
<eternalResurrection> i hOpe yOUrs haS nOt tried the Same
<unyieldingIris> realllly?
<unyieldingIris> and sshe hassn't
<eternalResurrection> yeS
<eternalResurrection> that waS a Strange day
<unyieldingIris> sshe miight not be good at beiing a guuardiian, buut sshe wouulldn't huurt me
<unyieldingIris> sstory tiime?
<eternalResurrection> bUt Of cOUrSe.
<eternalResurrection> it began aS any nOrmaL day wOULd
<eternalResurrection> i waS Slaying mOnSters aS i nOrmaLLY wOULd
<eternalResurrection> after i had kiLLed what Seemed tO be aLL Of them, i saw that bUnny
<eternalResurrection> i though nOthing Of it, bUt aS SOOn aS i tUrned my back, it LUnged
<eternalResurrection> grOwing by a SubStantiaL amOUnt On it'S SingLe Leap
<eternalResurrection> it waS a wOrthy OppOnent
<eternalResurrection> yet it caUght me entireLy Off gUard
<eternalResurrection> i did nOt expect a bUnny to be SO pOwerfUl
<unyieldingIris> wow
<unyieldingIris> wass thiiss recentlly, or wass iit back iin youur passt?
<unyieldingIris> iit ssouundss sscary
<eternalResurrection> arOUnd One fOUrth of a Sweep agO
<unyieldingIris> ah
<unyieldingIris> buut no
<unyieldingIris> Buunmom wouulld never do ssomethiing lliike that
<unyieldingIris> sshe'ss harmllessss
<eternalResurrection> i had fOrgOtten UntiL qUite recentLy
<eternalResurrection> nOt tO yOUr vegetabLe garden
<unyieldingIris> faiir poiint
<unyieldingIris> ii don't know how iit hassn't diied yet
<unyieldingIris> sshe manglless iit sso muuch
<eternalResurrection> yet it StiLL prevaiLS
<eternalResurrection> it mUst be a very reSiLLiant gaden
<unyieldingIris> ii thiink iit iiss
<unyieldingIris> my neiighbor iiss a great gardener
<unyieldingIris> he'ss allwayss workiing on iit
<eternalResurrection> hOw go yOUr diStaStefUL highbLOOd adventUreS?
<eternalResurrection> i hOpe nOthing haS been UncOvered
<unyieldingIris> not yet
<unyieldingIris> ...ii hope
<unyieldingIris> ii tallked to ssomeone ii thiink wass an alliien, but they miight not be
<eternalResurrection> aS dO i
<eternalResurrection> what yOU dO iS dangerOUS
<eternalResurrection> Strange
<eternalResurrection> jUSt remember my advice On highbLOOd etiqUette
<eternalResurrection> it cOULd save yOUr Life
<unyieldingIris> ii wiillll
<eternalResurrection> exceLLent
<unyieldingIris> ii know iit'ss dangerouuss, too
<unyieldingIris> buut ii'm not goiing to stop
<Ken> Roll your sleight of hand Gemnus.
<eternalResurrection> 13
<Ken> You almost drop the soapstone, but you manage to snatch it out of air before it draws some random symbols by hitting the ground.
<eternalResurrection> dangbLaSt it
<Ken> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
<eternalResurrection> SOmething iS meSSing with me
<unyieldingIris> do youu know what iit iis?
<eternalResurrection> i muSt find my stolen breakfaSt
<eternalResurrection> i wiLL find OUt
<eternalResurrection> i mUst Say adeaU fOr nOw
<unyieldingIris> adeauu to youu too
<unyieldingIris> ===END===