Youtube is Twitterated

Ricky trailer

Fade from black
(Explosion, smoke falls, and pan up to Ricky)
Deep voice, scratchy, smooth, and in your face:
In a world, where Ricky Berwick, international Twitter Ultrastar, is the last man with a working set ofballs in the universe...

(Shots of Ricky driving, screaming madly while running over mutants, zombies, and sentient physical minfestations of twitter posts of one hundred and forty characters, and at long last, Keemstar, who merely slides on the hood, up the windshield, and hangs on for dear life while Ricky head flips on a pair of Aviators, throws the horns, and smashes the nitro button, rocketing the car through a ten foot tall Worm with FouseyTUBE's head.
The car, covered on goop,peels to a stop. Keemstar is still screaming, Ricky gets out of the drivers side, stands for a minute, turns to Keem.)

Ricky:
GOD DAMN IT KEEM, I TOLD YOU TO GET IN THE CAR! NOT IN FRONT OF IT!

Keemstar:
I WAS GETTING RIGHT INTO THE-

(Cue sound of the Youtube Red logo and a bright flash of red from behind shot of Ricky's not at all concerned face. Pans to a giant play button burning through the atmosphere like a gigantic meteor, flames roaring hundreds of feet out, instead of fire though, it's hundreds of thousands of video clips roaring outwards. At the forefront of the meteor stands leafy, arms crossed, looking at Ricky and Keem, smiling. The youtube Play button smashes into the ground in the distance, the clips burn away in the resulting mushroom cloud.)

Keemstar:
OH MY FUCKING GOD! they followed me! they followed me!

Ricky (confidently, pulls out his phone):
Yeah? Well, I guess Twitter followed me. (Shot of Ricky's thumb tapping the Twitter App)

Narrator:
In a time when technology has merged with reality-

(Pan upwards towards a slowly darkening sky, a bright blue series of sparks, leading to an intense lightning storm)

Narrator (cont.):
Where to get famous on the internet-

(Shots of various Keemstar, leafy, Colossal, Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Captain Sparkles, Cracked, Shoddycast videos, leading to the Youtube play button beginning the glow brighter and brighter. Shot of Leafy changing into his Lizard form, compelte with dorky action pose. The Play button begins sprouting arms and legs. The data stream providing muscles for the movement. It slowly stands up, still for a few seconds, and then begins running forward. Ricky looks back, Keemstar now having become the guitar guy from Fury Road, screams and plays smoke on the water. Shortly after, he gets a sub button thrown at his head, it connects, knocking him down.)

Narrator:
You literally have to fight-

(Cue to play Beastie Boys "No sleep till Brooklyn" Shot of the Twitter Bird in all its glory slamming into the ground, a dorky, round thing to look at, at first, but changes quickly into a bad ass fighting robot with a hundred and forty floating pairs of hands, in each one there's a gatling gun in the shape of a phone, the Twitter logo and Youtube Play button rush towards each other. )

Narrator (Cont.):
For your right-

(Music intensifies, twitter and Youtube crash into each other, with each blow landed, cut to a shot of various instances of Twitter and Youtube's parent companies fighting against each other, shots of Ricky Berwick, being a bad ass Zombie killing, clown spider stomping, Twitter Video shooting BOSS.)

Narrator:
TO PARTY. It is one mans fate. Nay, goal. No! DESTINY! To grab some Dremamine, and get a good nights rest. On Twitter. While running around circles. And kicking some serious ass!

(Shot of the aftermath, Twitter and Youtube badly damaged, the landscape charred, broken, large swathes of land ripped upwards. Zooming in at the center of the carnage is Ricky with glowing eyebrow hair, facing off against the combined forms of Leafy and Keem.)

Super Ricky god Super Ricky:
HOW FAR WILL YOU TAKE THIS!?

LeafyisStar:
AS FAR AS I WANT TO! LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS!

Narrator:
This year, prepare yourself for the ultimate in internet drama! This year, hit that subscribe button! and prepare to follow-

(Cut to a rapidly changing view point, culminating in a diagram of the entire internet, only half blue for twitter and half red for youtube. Slowly, the diagram begins to fold in on itself, changing into an At sign.)

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