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(Bat) Mangocalypse Part 2

Aug 12th, 2014
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  1. >"Feed me!"
  2. >A little purple bat-filly with a poofy, frilly mane, bright blue eyes, and a wide-open mouth sits across from you at a small, oak table.
  3. "Sirocca, you're almost twelve. You can feed yourself."
  4. >Her mouth closes, and she casts a glare of pure frustration at you.
  5. >The glare changes to puppy-dog eyes and a quivering lower lip.
  6. >"P-please, papa?"
  7. "Fine. But, you have to promise that you won't do anything crazy."
  8. >"I promise!"
  9. >With a mango in hand, you reach across the table.
  10. >Sirocca's mouth opens as wide as possible once more.
  11. >Her fangs sink into the mango, and you wedge it against her lower set of teeth.
  12. >She struggles to bite it, but you've wedged it just right.
  13. >She squeaks and screeches, her hooves grasping at the mango to try and pull it out.
  14. >"A'a."
  15. >It sounds like she's saying 'papa.'
  16. >But she isn't.
  17. >Before you can reach across the table to remove the mango, the earth beneath you rumbles.
  18. >"M'nglui mng'lw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'mangl fhtagn."
  19. >Sirocca rises atop a very large orange-yellow orb as you tumble backwards over the sundered earth.
  20. >Two large tendrils pop the mango out of Sirocca's mouth.
  21. >"Sorry, Papa. You know what has to happen."
  22. "Sirocca, no! You stop this nonsense right now, and send Mangothulhu home!"
  23. >"I can't, it's already begun!"
  24. >A single tear falls from her eye.
  25. >You stand in defiance and shout up at her.
  26. "You either stop this, or you won't have any more mangoes for a week!"
  27. >"No more mangoes?"
  28. >A loud screech fills the air.
  29. >"I'll have all the mangoes I want, I don't need you!"
  30. "If you strike me down, your mother's going to ground you for life!"
  31. >"SO BE IT!"
  32. >The foot of the eldritch mango horror hovers overhead.
  33. >You stare at it, not out of fear, but out of disappointment in your daughter.
  34. >Speck is going to ground her for so long.
  35. >Good thing everything in this world is made of marshmallows and fluff.
  36. >Even the monsters.
  37. >Its foot crashes down on you.
  38. >It feels like a very large marshmallow.
  39. >She's grounded.
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