Sandra Dee Parody

(…) I’m Applebloom
Family of hicks and goons
Can’t see the spark, envy those with marks
Failure, I’m Applebloom

Flightless fool, I’m Scootaloo
The sky is too high, dreams are too
Won’t get my mark
Can’t sleep in the dark
Olden Pony’s out for Scootaloo

We can’t sing
Or sew
Wusses through, we know
Care more about others than ourselves
Once caused mass chaos
Yet we still think we’re gods
Just because we won’t ever stop
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What the hell, I’m Sweetie Belle
Can’t design clothes, but that’s just swell
I’ll try everything
And fail at everything
Just as well, I’m Sweetie Belle

Babs Seed, Babs Seed, act like I’m cool
But I’m just a blank flank like those other fools
I’ll hang with you for a while
Then leave for a lesser lifestyle
You whiny crybabies, I’m Babs Seed