ladies, ladies, settle down, ok? You're both real pretty
throwing all these rhymes around and trying to sound witty

you wanna have style, you gotta have class
I don't even rap and I could kick your ass

isn't this supposed to be entertaining?
reading your raps it seems like you're both straining

kiyo you're a savage, elanth you're a preacher
you both better get your notebooks, it's class time and I'm your teacher

now you boys might wonder why I'm here attacking this thread
interrupting all your bragging about who's in your bed


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KIYO [There was going to be more but I hadn't worked on it yet!]


kiyo, you got experience and muscles to flex
but dude, why do your raps all boil down to sex?

you're writing the same rhymes and it's starting to get boring
your roleplay partners aren't the only folk you drive to snoring



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OBS

obs, you're the newbie here, you've shown that you've got guts
but you've entered in a contest of the size of your nuts

your rhymes are all amateur
trying to be iambic pentameter
even trying to quote shakespeare, you're
yet to prove that you're superior

and obs how did you even get yourself in this thread?
Didn't think the door was big enough for your head
you're in the roleplay old boys' club, we all know it's true
but I've never seen a player who could out-ego you

when I was just a newbie? Yeah, your RP made me cry
and I guess it still does now but it's a different reason why

gave your verse a little maths pun spin
just to show I can play your game and win
yeah, you're sitting there rhyming like a stooge
and I'm baking lyrics that are just so huge
gotta put it in scientific notation
so you can comprehend your word castration


and what's the deal with the anvilicious flaming?
honey, we already knew where you were aiming.


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your skill's infinitessimal
round you down just like a decimal

I'm the shadow broker bitch, all my plans are effective
even with a conduit defining 'defective'

after recieving your verbal beating is your vision getting hazy?
Let me spell it out: You're performing, lads. Keep it tight, don't get lazy.

my raps are building speed and all the affs are stacking
I'd call it a mexican standoff but only one poet is packing

I know you're probably reeling from my sudden intervention
but you're strutting round in here like rhyme was all your invention
after this you'll both be wanting to start up round 2
but the fact is I've got better things than mincing words with you

I'm a busy businesswoman, got an empire to run
so after this rap is over I'll let you kids have your fun