- Doom Vroom was seated on a porch watching the sunset as a car came out of nowhere and hit Doom Vroom, it was an instant-kill. Empyre was on his daily jog and had observed the accident, he called 9-1-1 after he re-adjusted his monocle. Both the police and paramedics arrived at the scene with speed and grace.
- A paramedic reached down and felt Doom Vroom for a pulse, there was none. As the paramedic declared Doom Vroom dead, an officer went to the car to find it empty and without driver.
- The officer turned to Empyre and asked, "Which way did the driver go?"
- Empyre adjusted his monocle in shock and responded, "No one left the car."
- The police officer gasped and stated "THEN WHO WAS CAR?"
- Doom Vroom's skin dissolved and Doom Vroom turned into a skeleton which stood up and danced off into the sunset as everyone stood speechless.
Who was Car?
DoomVroom Jun 19th, 2015 26 Never
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