mao mao heroes of pure heart - BC & MM BFF

/mmm/ Mao Mao General

Heroes of Resolved Daddy Issues

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40891706/#40902174
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This image is cute but CURSED. I love the idea of them being friends though. Hanging out, talking about Mao Mao behind his back, laughing about morally grey exploits they've partaken in and the dck sizes of their last boyfriends.
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>MM, AB, and BC are fighting the Sky Pirates
>while shielding the team from some new mega laser weapon, BC's arm rings, caller ID shows it's Tanya
BC: Oh hold on a sec I gotta take this. Heyyy girl!
MM: Wha- TANYA?!
TK: Hey there Clops, you gotta minute?
BC: Oh yeah lemme just take you off speaker.
MM: No personal calls during- HEY!

>BC keeps fighting with the Sky Pirates, but going more defensive and not coordinating with his team
BC: Alright we're good! Lay it on me sista!

>Quick cuts to him not too focused on whoever he's fighting
BC: Ooh no waaayyy!!
Orangusnake: Hey we're right here! How rude!

BC: *Grif laugh* oh I bet he did!
Boss Hostrich: I say- People jus can't fight who's right in fronts of them these days!

BC: OOOOH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! You have to send me a link!
Ratarang: Technology has driven us further apart over here!

BC: GUUURRRLLL!
Ramaraffe: I feel invalidated!

>MM and AB self destruct their weapon and blow them away without BC's help
BC: Ooh okay yeah- it's in Queen's Puddle Land on Main- yeah orange roof, can't miss it. - Anytime girl, byyyye!

>BC laughs to himself and then sees his co-workers are angry with him
BC: What?
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I love this
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I like this joke because Tanya's VA doesn't have to come in for this bit. The episode doesn't have to be about her, just BC being inconsiderate and distracted.
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It would have to be about how easily distracted he is. If it's about him being inconsiderate it clashes too much with him often being more considerate than Mao and it would contradict the episode where he feels others are inconsiderate of him.