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SEVENTEEN

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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we'll be closing our doors
in a few minutes.

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Three to control.

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Alarm in the appliance department.

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Shit!

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Hey! Stop!

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"Tarapara."

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"Tarapara."

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How many times
have you been here, Héctor?

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Seven.

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And what did I say the last time?

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A lot of things.

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The very last thing before I let you go.

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That there’d be no concessions next time.

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And the previous time, what did I say?

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That there’d be no concessions next time.

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So, what do you conclude?

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That you lie.

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Do you know the difference
between right and wrong?

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My grandmother's heater
at the nursing home was broken.

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Is that right or wrong?

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Wrong.

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And stealing a scooter?

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And breaking into a mall?

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And possession of a weapon?

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And robbery with violence?

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You seriously injured a security guard.

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He hit his head

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and spent three days
in an induced coma.

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I didn't touch him. It was his fault.

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Just tell me it’s wrong.

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My grandma’s spent three weeks
waiting for her heater to be fixed.

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And that justifies anything you do?

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No, I guess not.

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I shouldn't have taken
the electric shaver.

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Why am I here?

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What do you mean? Aren’t you listening?

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Who reported me?

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Was it my brother?

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I bet it was you.

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Look, this is the Criminal Code.

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This includes everything you can't do.

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If it’s in here, it’s wrong.

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Here. Take it with you
to where I'm sending you.

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Because when you get out
in two years, you'll be an adult

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and you'll have to face
all the consequences.

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So I advise you to memorize it.

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Good morning. Let's go.

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-It's too early.
-No excuses, come on.

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-Good morning. Come on, Mario.
-Shit.

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Good morning, Héctor.

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CRIMINAL CODE

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Lawyer, share some articles,
don’t eat them all.

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Hey, hey, keep quiet.

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And stop laughing.

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You'll be needing him to get you
out of trouble in a few years.

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Our asses will be reformed
when we get out of here.

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Stop,

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think

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and respond.

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Hearing is not the same as listening.

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If we follow our instincts,
we're making a mistake.

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This is our toolbox

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and it's the only way for us
to avoid conflict.

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You have to learn to think.

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To detect antisocial, automatic thought,

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toxic thoughts, and eliminate them

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before they take hold inside of you

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to change them
into pro-social and efficient thoughts.

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LAWYER - FAILURE
RETARD...

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You're on the edge of adolescence

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and soon you'll be entering
adulthood without warning.

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What's going on here? What's so funny?

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Let's see.

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Héctor, please, sit down.

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Do you want me to call security?

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Motherfucker!

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-There goes the lawyer again!
-Hey, where are you going?

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Stop!

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Come on, let's go!

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Stop! Stop! Stop!

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There he is!

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Go, go, let’s go!

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Welcome home, bastard.

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Did you beat your record, lawyer?

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Welcome back, you dawg!

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Is this game you've made up

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really worth a week of isolation?

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Can you bring me eight rolls
of Scotch tape?

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Well, make it ten.

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Let's go.

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Keep walking. Good.
Keep going, in back. Good.

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Okay, good.

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That's it.

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Keep going, that's it, in back.

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How was your week off?

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Good, good, keep walking.

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Well? You want to join them?

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The dogs are for the disability ward.

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No.

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No, they're for anyone
with trouble relating.

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What do you have to do?

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Take care of them, walk them,
play with them,

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teach them tricks.

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Relate to them,

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share with them.

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-Will they stay here?
-No.

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They're coming once a week.

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I don't know how to take care of dogs.

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That's the point, to learn.

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There aren't any dogs free.

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No? I think there's one left.

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Let's take a look.

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Shall we?

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Thanks.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-You're Roman, right?
-Yeah.

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-Can we see the last free dog?
-Sure.

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We rescued it this morning
on the way here.

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Which article of the Criminal Code
punishes cruelty and abandonment?

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337.

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The owners of all these dogs
violated Article 337.

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Why should I learn how
to take care of a dog?

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To learn how to take care of yourself.

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Are you calling me a dog?

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Kind of, yeah.

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I was going to give you some crap
about identification, but...

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-No, save it.
-Yeah.

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I'll save it.

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What's its name?

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It still doesn't have one.
You can give it one.

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Should we let him out?
He's friendly and gentle.

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It looks like a sheep.

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Don't you dare call him that.

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Come on, don't step on each other.

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Look at the dog.
Fran, he knows he's your dog.

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Come on, look at the dog.

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Look at the dog, watch the dog.

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Keep going, keep going.

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Look, the lawyer with the retards!

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Finally found his place in the world!

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What are you doing? Shut up.

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Get lost, you're just jealous.

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Come on, keep going, keep going.

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Keep walking, let's go.

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Come on, keep going.

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Good, come on, keep going.

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No stopping. No stopping.

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Héctor.

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Here, he was waiting for you. Okay.

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Let's go over there and make a circle.

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Sheep. Sheep.

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Say his name and feed him
so he'll start learning his name.

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-Sheep.
-Good.

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From the head to the tail first.

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Sit. Sit.

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Right there, that's it, good.

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Paw.

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Sheep.

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-Sit.
-That's it, good.

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Perfect, great.

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Come on, Sheep. Let's go.

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Before we start, it's essential

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for the dog to know
how to sit and come here.

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You don't want to play?

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Hi, hi.

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CANINE BEHAVIOR

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Your gums look good,
but you have some plaque.

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Jump, jump!

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You don't want to play?

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That's okay.

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I don't want to either.

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Sheep.

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Hi.

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Sheep. Stay.

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Turn around. Good.

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You should be happy.

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-Why?
-Because he's been adopted.

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And it's thanks to you.

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You made him sociable,
obedient and affectionate.

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And now he's finally found
a home, an owner.

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-I'm his owner.
-Héctor,

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I told you from the start
the dogs aren't yours.

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They're here to help you.
And Sheep helped you, right?

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And you helped him.
Focus on that.

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You're good at taking care
of dogs and training them.

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Look, we brought you another dog.
You can take care of this one.

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I don't want to train another dog.

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I want to train my dog.

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Héctor.

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Héctor, don't.

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Héctor, wait...

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-Héctor!
-There goes the lawyer!

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Héctor, stop!

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Stop!

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Héctor!

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Héctor!

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Héctor!

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Come here!

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Let's go.

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-Good morning.
-Good morning.

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FOR SALE

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Yes?

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When did he run away?

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Yesterday afternoon.

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We waited all night,
in case it was just a tantrum.

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He's done it plenty of times,
but he always gave up

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-or came back.
-Plenty of times?

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21 including this time.

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What for?

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He prefers to be in isolation,
even just a few days,

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than live with the rest.

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Typical of him. Very typical.

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We had to call Juvenile Hall
and the police.

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No way...

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He's getting out soon, right?

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-Yeah, in less than two months.
-Then why did he do it?

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I think it has

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something to do with a dog.

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-With a dog?
-Yes.

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Sheep.

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Good lord.

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That's not the problem, the problem is

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it's his birthday in two days.

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He'll be 18 years old.

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If he commits a crime after that,

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he'll be judged as an adult.

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But if he does it before,
even if he's judged as a minor,

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the judge can put him in a penitentiary.

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And with his record, it's probable.

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I would try to make sure
he stays out of trouble

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and comes back voluntarily,

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which would be seen as
spontaneous regret

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with lesser consequences.

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I don't understand. I'm sorry, but...

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Has he contacted you?

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No, and he won't.

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Do you know where he might have gone?

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He named a dog Sheep?

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Yeah.

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Hi.

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Hi, Grandma.

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"Tarapara."

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Did Héctor stop by?

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Don't lie to me, Grandma.

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You always defend him.

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He hasn't shown up whining to watch TV

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and steal your candy like
whenever he has a tantrum?

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No, because he's grown up.

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He's stopped being a dumbass, right?
He's quit his bullshit.

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Come out from under the fucking bed.

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Come out, damn it!

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You wear me out.

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You wear me out.

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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-Visiting Grandma.
-Look.

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-Let's go.
-No.

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They called the police.
They'll be here any minute.

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-I'm leaving.
-Yeah.

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Back to the center with me.

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-Right now.
-I'm not going back.

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What? Are you fucking stupid?

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"Tarapara."

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She doesn't like us swearing.

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Why the fuck did you run away?
Explain that to me.

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And don't say because of the dog.

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Then I won't tell you.

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Was it really the dog?

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You said not to tell you.

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00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,080
I can't believe it, you ran away...

272
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,680
No, tell me. Please, tell me now.

273
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,160
Tell me you ran away
because of some shitty dog.

274
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,480
He's not a shitty dog.

275
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,320
He's my dog and they took him from me.

276
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,720
He's not your dog.

277
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,520
He's mine and I'm going to get him back.

278
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,480
Oh, right. What's your plan?

279
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,760
I'll ask the dog shelter who stole him.

280
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,480
You think the pound will tell you
who adopted him?

281
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,320
The dog shelter.
I didn't say I'd ask where he is.

282
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,120
Damn it!

283
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,240
You have a month and a half left.
Can't you please wait?

284
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,240
No.

285
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,360
You know what will happen
if you get caught?

286
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,680
-Want to hear what they said?
-I won't get caught.

287
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,360
Unless you report me like last time.

288
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,680
Come on, Mr. My Way.

289
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,640
Where?

290
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,600
To the pound.
Or dog shelter. I'll take you.

291
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,480
Let’s execute your shitty plan.

292
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,080
We have to take Grandma.

293
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,400
What?

294
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,520
She's dying.

295
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,200
Héctor, she's been dying
for 5 years since her stroke.

296
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,480
You're dying, aren't you?

297
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,280
-"Tarapara."
-You see?

298
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Look, that's enough nonsense.

299
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,080
Doctors don't speak nonsense.

300
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,360
Everyone thinks she doesn't understand.

301
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,280
-But she does.
-"Tarapara."

302
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,480
Her oxygen level has dropped to 78%.

303
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640
If it drops below 70% she will die.

304
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,360
I don't know about medicine,

305
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,240
it's what the doctors said.
In front of her.

306
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,720
I was under the bed.

307
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,320
She's taken care of us all our lives.

308
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,480
She's never asked for anything in return.

309
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,880
Only to be buried with Grandpa Chiri
and not to swear.

310
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,200
We promised her. Both of us.

311
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,760
Okay.

312
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,200
When she dies, we'll do it.

313
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,120
You're going to let her die alone?

314
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,600
I won't let her die alone.
Grandma is sacred.

315
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,480
We can't just take her with us, Héctor.

316
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,480
Yes, we can.

317
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,720
You request voluntary release,
they give you a wheelchair,

318
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,160
an oxygen tank with batteries
and a portable oximeter.

319
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,160
And you return it later.
I stole some sedatives

320
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,760
just in case, because I don't know
if they'll give us any.

321
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,080
A pill under her tongue
every 12 hours to relax her.

322
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,360
What do you fucking want?

323
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,120
To get your dog
or bury Grandma back home?

324
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,360
Both.

325
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,560
For fuck’s sake,
we're off to a great start.

326
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,080
Two days.

327
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,680
In two days you're an adult
and there you are.

328
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,720
-Where?
-Wherever you want, Héctor.

329
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,160
But without me.

330
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,760
Then it's just like always.

331
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,960
You didn't steal this, I did.

332
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,560
Listen to me. You can't commit
a crime until we go back to the center.

333
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,240
You got it?

334
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,440
Not "mmm." You got it, yes or no?

335
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,480
Yes.

336
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,920
"Tarapara."

337
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,440
Even Grandma said yes.

338
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,320
She didn't say yes,

339
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,760
she said we'll see.

340
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,040
-What's the dog place called?
-"Asproan."

341
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,800
We have to take the 231,

342
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,640
the 623 and the 234.

343
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,520
Forget the numbers,
we'll take the highway, it's much faster.

344
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,680
No, there are more police on the highway.

345
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,280
We have to take back roads.

346
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,840
What if I hadn't shown up?

347
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,680
How would you have done all this alone?

348
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
I don't know.

349
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,640
-You don't know?
-No, I don't.

350
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,840
-You know everything but this.
-No.

351
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,760
Why do you ask me everything twice?

352
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,360
So you'll improve your answer.

353
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,360
So you can think of a better answer.

354
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,720
Why did you bring the camper?

355
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,080
To drive it and see if anyone will buy it.

356
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,640
You said you'd give it to me
when I turned 18.

357
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,200
Yeah, after you swore not to get
in trouble ever again.

358
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,800
Did you keep your side? That's right.

359
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,000
Did Marta dump you?

360
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,840
What are you saying?

361
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,600
Is that why you're living in the camper?

362
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,200
Marta didn't dump me
and I'm not living in the camper.

363
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,080
I can tell you are. You're living here.

364
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,120
-No, I'm not.
-Because she dumped you.

365
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,160
Okay, are we going to sit here and argue?

366
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,400
Fine with me. We won't go after the dog.

367
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,320
We'll just stay here.
Don't worry about it.

368
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,720
I knew you would come.

369
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,840
-What?
-I knew you would come.

370
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,080
This is my second answer.
Is it better than the first?

371
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,840
Not at all.

372
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,000
Then don't ask twice.

373
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,920
That's it.

374
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,280
-Leave the motor running.
-What for?

375
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,560
In case we have to make a run for it.

376
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,360
Make a run for it?
We're not running anywhere.

377
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,680
And I'm going in alone. Stay here.
They probably called them.

378
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,080
If they see you, they'll call the police.

379
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,400
What will you do?

380
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,240
-Something you've never done.
-Kill?

381
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,760
Ask... politely.

382
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,720
It won't work. You said so yourself.

383
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,400
No, I said it wouldn't work for you.

384
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,520
Because you can't talk with reason.

385
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,480
You get confused and screw up

386
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,600
and only understand things your way,
which is always the wrong way.

387
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,720
Okay, but leave the motor running.

388
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,360
And listen.

389
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,600
If you don't listen,
no one will listen to you.

390
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Don't you dare hotwire it, I know you.

391
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,240
-Hi there.
-Hello.

392
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,680
Have you got a moment?

393
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,360
-Yeah, sure.
-Look.

394
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,240
The thing is, my...

395
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,400
girlfriend came last week to adopt a dog

396
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,720
and she fell in love with one,
I think his name is Sheep,

397
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,200
I'm not sure. And I was hoping...

398
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,520
He was adopted.

399
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,480
That's what I thought.

400
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,840
Do you think there's any chance

401
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,560
I can contact whoever...?

402
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,360
No, we can't give out that information.

403
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,240
That sucks.

404
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,560
You can't imagine how much
she liked the dog...

405
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,440
-Why didn't she adopt him?
-Because

406
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,320
she wanted to ask me first
so we would both be sure...

407
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,760
The thing is, people don't come here

408
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,160
to choose. They come to adopt.

409
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,400
And when they have to consult someone

410
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,800
or fall for one dog in particular,
they don't want to adopt.

411
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,640
That's a little radical, isn't it?

412
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,800
Yes,

413
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,520
because their situation is radical.

414
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,000
I'm sorry, but you can't doubt here.

415
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,840
You know how many people change
their minds and return dogs?

416
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,880
Right.

417
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,240
Anyway, forget it.

418
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Hello?

419
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,400
Where did they find it?

420
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,640
Okay.

421
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,520
First you have to go to a vet
to see if he has a microchip.

422
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,360
The dog, yeah.

423
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,160
Grandma, don't die until I come back.

424
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,040
"Tarapara."

425
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,600
Think it through before leaving it there.

426
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,080
If nobody claims it in ten days...

427
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,240
Exactly.

428
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,640
ADOPTION FILES

429
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,760
Where the fuck is Héctor?

430
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,040
"Tarapara."

431
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,080
"Tarapara" my ass!

432
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,200
What the fuck are you doing?

433
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,920
I said to leave the motor running.

434
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Hey, come back with that dog, you bastard!

435
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,200
What the fuck did you do?

436
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,840
I took a dog.

437
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,880
I can see that. What for?

438
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,760
-For the exchange.
-What exchange?

439
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,720
When we find Sheep, we'll say
the shelter made a mistake

440
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,520
and gave them my dog, but it's okay

441
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,760
because we brought another one
to exchange.

442
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,800
Fantastic. You're a genius.
Everyone's happy.

443
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,360
That's right, everyone's happy.

444
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,640
-He's missing a leg.
-I know.

445
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Do you think that will help?

446
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,640
It helped me choose him.

447
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,160
Because you're missing a leg too,
a leg called "brain."

448
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,200
And you're missing...

449
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,200
Say it and I'll dump you right here
with the three-legged dog.

450
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Don't you dare say it.

451
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,440
Heart.

452
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,640
Should I get out?

453
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,320
I thought you were going to say balls.

454
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,080
Balls wouldn't be one leg,

455
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,560
it would be two.

456
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,520
You think I'd be doing all this
if I had no heart?

457
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,200
Maybe you're trying to get it back.

458
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,200
You didn't steal the dog, you got that?

459
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,560
I stole it.

460
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,640
The file and the dog.

461
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,160
Got it?

462
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,680
Got it.

463
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,600
What was the last day
you were with the dog?

464
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,640
Last Wednesday.

465
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,000
Since Wednesday
people have adopted Gnome,

466
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,840
Toy,

467
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,080
Lola, Rocky,

468
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,600
Lucky...

469
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,240
No Sheep. End of story.

470
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,920
They change the name
when they adopt them.

471
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,040
If they don't like the name,
they change it.

472
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,840
If you hadn't named it Sheep

473
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,840
they might have kept its name
and we'd have one problem less.

474
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,480
Two of them are females.

475
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,320
Two less problems.

476
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,640
There.

477
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,680
Here.

478
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,680
What are you doing?

479
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,720
Calling the phone number for each dog.

480
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,560
No, don't call them.

481
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,480
We'll go and check

482
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,280
and if he's there,

483
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,200
-we'll figure it out.
-Figure it out?

484
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,440
So we have to go to all three places
because you say so.

485
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,200
We might get lucky the first time.

486
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,000
Or the second.

487
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,480
Okay, all set. That'll be 75.40, please.

488
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,720
I'm going to pay.
Write down the addresses.

489
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,760
Get some food, the fridge only has beer.

490
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,240
No fucking way.

491
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,320
No fucking way. My wallet.

492
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,840
Damn it!

493
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,120
At the dog shelter.

494
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,760
It must have fallen out with my keys.

495
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,800
-I told you to leave them.
-Shut up.

496
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,320
Have you got money?

497
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,640
Grandma had five euros.

498
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,280
How far were you going to get with...?

499
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,960
Look, really, we're aborting the mission.

500
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
We'll go back, return the file, the dog,

501
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,520
I'll apologize and get my wallet back.

502
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,200
There aren't any cameras here.

503
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,280
So?

504
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,120
-We can just drive away.
-No.

505
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,920
I'm going to explain the situation
to the guy.

506
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,160
Leave the motor running.

507
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,280
No. You never learn.
That's not how things are done.

508
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,800
You lost your wallet right after
I filled your tank.

509
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,160
Yeah, but actually it's not far from here.

510
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,160
It's like 20 minutes away.
I'll come right back.

511
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,720
Okay.

512
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,440
-But leave something with me.
-Sure.

513
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,440
The dog.

514
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,520
No, no. We've had the dog our whole lives.

515
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,520
Yeah, yeah.

516
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,160
The dog, the kid
and the grandmother stay here.

517
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,880
A lot of people abandon dogs here.

518
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,600
Grandmothers and kids too, but less.

519
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,880
-I'm going for my wallet.
-We can't go back there.

520
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,480
They'll catch us.

521
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,160
I'm only going to check.
You two stay here.

522
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,240
Why is the motor running?

523
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,000
Where did you get that knife?

524
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,880
Let's leave before they realize.

525
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,520
Before they realize what?

526
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,880
The family from the bar. They're paying.

527
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,200
What are you talking about?

528
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,440
What's this? Did you steal it?

529
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,160
I told you I was hungry.

530
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,960
-You'll eat the sleeping bags?
-No.

531
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,160
Come back here, you bastard!

532
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,640
You didn't steal it, I did.

533
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,080
Got it?

534
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,720
And give me a croquette.

535
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,840
Have you thought about what you'll do?

536
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,200
-What do you mean?
-If everything works out.

537
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,160
Imagine we get there,
tell them what happened,

538
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,960
they soften up for some reason
and say yes.

539
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,000
They'll take the three-legged dog

540
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,520
and you get yours. What will you do?

541
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,680
Because you're going back
to the center either way.

542
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,280
What about the dog?
Who keeps the dog?

543
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,880
I don't know, I'll see when it happens.

544
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,960
I'm telling you right now,
I'm not keeping the dog.

545
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,440
-Don't pester me.
-Don't pester you?

546
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,680
You're the one pestering me.

547
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,720
The shit I've taken every time
you say "Don't pester me."

548
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,160
-Leave the motor running.
-Not again.

549
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,680
No.

550
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,440
Grandma, don't die until I come back.

551
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,680
Stop, where are you going?

552
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,760
-To knock on the door.
-No, don't knock.

553
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,400
They could be waiting for us.

554
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,920
Yeah, the FBI is waiting for us.

555
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,600
-You want me to get caught.
-Yes, I do. I'd love that.

556
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,960
I'd love for someone
to put an end to this shit.

557
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,440
I can't trust you.

558
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,320
Then what do you want to do?

559
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,400
Look over the wall to see
if Sheep is there.

560
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,880
If he's not, we'll leave
without attracting attention.

561
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,400
Right, we've barely attracted
attention so far.

562
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,960
-Yes, we have.
-I was being ironic.

563
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,360
Come on, help me climb up.

564
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,920
You can climb a 12 foot fence

565
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,960
-but for this shitty wall you need help.
-Yes.

566
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Come on.

567
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,480
I'm used to you stepping
on me anyway.

568
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,160
Damn.

569
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,640
Why are you wearing flip-flops?

570
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,880
They took my sneakers away.

571
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,280
-Why?
-So I wouldn't run away.

572
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,120
Very effective measure.

573
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,000
Is that your dog?

574
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,720
-Héctor, is that your dog or not?
-Wait.

575
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,840
Héctor, it's not a difficult question.

576
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,240
No, it's not. Let's go.

577
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,600
That's enough for today.

578
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,880
-Did you put Grandma to bed?
-Yes.

579
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,080
-Gave her the sedative?
-Yes.

580
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,800
-Checked her oximeter?
-73%.

581
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,280
What are you doing with my belt?

582
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,600
Making a collar for the dog.

583
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,360
-Thanks for asking me first.
-You're welcome.

584
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,440
It was irony...

585
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,360
You want a beer?

586
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,720
No, sorry.

587
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,880
You're about to turn 18,
we don't want to ruin

588
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880
your immaculate record.

589
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,400
That was irony too.

590
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,560
I don't like alcohol.

591
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,000
Why not?

592
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,600
-I don't like losing control.
-Oh, right.

593
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,600
You're totally in fucking control.

594
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,160
Just curious,

595
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,720
how long would I get

596
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,760
for all the crimes
I've committed now?

597
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,400
If they catch me here dining al fresco,

598
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,800
how long would I get?
Please, enlighten me.

599
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,080
When you stole the file
did you use force or intimidation?

600
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,160
Only with myself.

601
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,280
No, Héctor.

602
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:28,560
Medicine theft, document theft,
dog theft, theft from a vehicle,

603
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,720
fraud at the gas station,
motorcycle theft...

604
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,520
-All of that...
-Motorcycle theft?

605
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,360
How do you think I got to Grandma’s?

606
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,600
Continued and premeditated theft punished

607
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,520
by Articles 234 and 244

608
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,240
of the Criminal Code
in relation to Article 74.

609
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,880
And minor infraction of fraud
punished by Article 248

610
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,000
and the second paragraph of 249.

611
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,120
<i>Olé.</i>

612
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,880
-Any previous crimes?
-Yes.

613
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,560
You.

614
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,160
No record, darling.

615
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,200
Without a previous record,
we'd be talking about

616
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,000
a sentence of 12 to 18 months
for the continued infraction

617
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,440
and a fine of 1 to 3 months
for the minor fraud charge.

618
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,840
So you wouldn't go to jail.

619
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,800
Great.

620
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,040
Great. I'll sleep much better now.

621
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,480
-You're not going to name this one?
-No.

622
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,040
His owner will.

623
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,840
Why are you being such a bitch

624
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,440
about the dog?

625
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,360
I know.

626
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,640
Do you want to know?

627
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,240
No.

628
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,400
When you were little and had a tantrum

629
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,120
and got nervous,
which was all the fucking time,

630
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,720
what was the only thing
that calmed you down?

631
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,680
Me. Well, not me.

632
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,560
Me pretending I was a dog.

633
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,120
Your dog.

634
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,480
You'd crack up and it would pass.

635
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,840
You don't remember?

636
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,760
-No.
-Right.

637
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,040
Rhino.

638
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,400
I was Rhino the dog.

639
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:08,240
Because you used to say "rhino"
instead of "right now."

640
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,320
Where are we going "rhino?"

641
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,920
I want to watch TV "rhino."

642
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,080
"Rhino"

643
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,360
I'm not hungry. "Rhino" we're not friends.

644
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,880
"Rhino" I'm crying, "rhino" I'm shouting,
"rhino" I'm punching.

645
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,800
Okay, okay, drop it already.

646
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,480
Then I'd get on all fours

647
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,000
and say: "Hi, I'm Rhino the dog."

648
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,720
And I'd bark and growl at you

649
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,360
and stick out my tongue and
give you my paw and howl at you.

650
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,400
And you'd cover your ears
and tell me to leave you alone

651
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,400
and I paid no fucking attention
and moaned at you

652
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,360
and climbed into bed with you.

653
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,440
And slowly your face would change.

654
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,120
And your fear would go away.
Or anger, whatever it was.

655
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,680
It cleansed you.

656
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,840
Now tell me again that you don't remember.

657
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,720
-It rings a bell.
-Jesus, what nerve.

658
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,880
The good old days.

659
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,520
When we were brothers.

660
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,400
That dog is a fucking pain.

661
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,400
-He likes you now.
-He can't.

662
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,600
-Let him climb up.
-No.

663
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,440
Dogs sleep on the floor.

664
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,080
You'd rather not sleep all night?

665
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,760
He'll get tired of whining.

666
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,160
You haven't in 17 years.
So let him up, he won't stop.

667
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,200
Grandma, don't die tonight.

668
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,400
"Tarapara."

669
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,240
Good morning, Grandma.

670
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,720
Lift your tongue, Grandma.

671
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,880
"Tarapara."

672
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,000
You haven't talked to Marta

673
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,960
this whole time.
Or sent her messages. Did she dump you?

674
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,640
What are you saying?

675
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,920
-Call her.
-No.

676
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,720
I'll call her when I fucking want to.

677
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,280
She dumped you.
What did you do? Why did you let her?

678
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,560
You're such a pain.
You're worse than a hangover, kid.

679
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:38,160
-I can tell you're not well.
-How can you tell?

680
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,800
Since when do you care if I'm well or not?

681
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,400
I don't care, but I can tell.

682
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,880
When you're not well you do that.

683
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,120
-Do what?
-This.

684
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,560
Okay, look, I stopped. I'm fine now.

685
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,360
Mind your own damn business.

686
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,880
Okay, I will.

687
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,560
Good, stay out of it.

688
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,520
Look, your dog might be there.

689
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,960
Whistle and see.

690
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,440
It's not like that.

691
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,120
-Hello.
-What's up?

692
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,080
Don't say to leave the motor running.

693
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,080
Okay, I won't say it.

694
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,240
Now we're going to do what
we should have done all along.

695
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,920
Tell the truth. Got it?

696
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,480
-Got it.
-Yes or no? Look at me.

697
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,520
I got it.

698
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
You, come with me.

699
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,760
Hello.

700
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,000
Excuse me.

701
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,040
Did you by any chance
adopt a dog recently?

702
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,120
-By the name Rocky?
-Yes.

703
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,640
-So?
-Well, you see...

704
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,080
My brother's in a juvenile center...

705
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:21,000
He's on leave.
And he's been doing therapy with dogs.

706
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,880
And it turns out your dog might be

707
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,520
the dog my brother
was working with and got

708
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,840
very close to. And look at him,

709
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,400
he's in bad shape.
Because it's the only living thing

710
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:33,840
he's ever showed interest in,

711
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,440
besides our grandmother.

712
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:36,760
And what do you want?

713
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,880
To see if it's the same dog. And if it is,

714
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,640
to exchange it for this dog,

715
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,360
which only has three legs
but always lies down,

716
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,040
is very loyal and good company.

717
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,200
Look, we don't know what we want.

718
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,680
Or why we made this trip or what
we're doing here. That's the truth.

719
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,160
Okay, come with me.

720
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,280
Thank you.

721
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:07,840
Come on, you.

722
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,600
I found it inside a car
that just came in. Totaled.

723
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,320
It was scared and malnourished.
I called the dog shelter

724
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,680
and they told me the car
belonged to its owner,

725
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,800
who had died in the car accident.

726
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,240
Nobody knew how it got this far.

727
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,840
They took the dog away
and after a few months,

728
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,200
when I was wrecking the car,
I remembered the dog.

729
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,160
I called the dog shelter

730
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,520
and they said it was still there
awaiting adoption.

731
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,320
So I went over

732
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,320
and brought it home.

733
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,440
It's been in its owner's car
ever since and won't come out.

734
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,440
There it is.

735
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,080
Is it him or not?

736
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,080
No.

737
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,720
Okay, then, let's go.

738
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,160
Héctor.

739
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,640
What are you doing?

740
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,400
It has long nails,
scaly skin and peeled ears.

741
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,840
Definitely leishmaniasis.

742
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,600
You need to take it to the vet for tests.

743
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,800
It'll need treatment
for the rest of its life.

744
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,960
I can't afford something like that...

745
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,080
That's my wallet!

746
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,080
It'll die otherwise.

747
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:31,440
No, Héctor. Put that away.

748
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,040
-Here.
-Héctor.

749
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,640
No, that's mine. Héctor.

750
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,400
-Why did you take my wallet?
-I didn't take it.

751
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,800
-You didn't?
-No, I picked it up.

752
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,760
Oh, you picked it up.
And why didn't you give it back?

753
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,200
In case something came up.

754
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,520
-Something like what?
-Like this.

755
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,200
You're definitely something.

756
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,360
One more day and I won't have
to put up with this shit anymore.

757
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,360
Three dogs
and we fucking miss on the first two.

758
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,320
These things only happen to me.

759
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,720
Actually they only happen to you.

760
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,720
At least we can't miss now.

761
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,520
What is that?

762
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,240
Shit.

763
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,720
We're going to the village.

764
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,560
Father.

765
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,120
You might not remember me,
I'm Chiri and Cuca's grandson.

766
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,680
Hey...

767
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,440
That's right.

768
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,640
How are you, son?

769
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,160
Well...

770
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,120
Through these holy last rites
and His bountiful mercy,

771
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,840
may the Lord help you
with the grace of the Holy Spirit

772
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,640
so that, free of sin,
He may grant you salvation

773
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,080
and comfort you in sickness. Amen.

774
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,800
Where will you bury her?

775
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,440
Here,

776
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,160
with Grandpa Chiri.

777
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,720
That's why we came.

778
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,680
What's wrong?

779
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,720
Where is Grandpa?

780
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,360
The lease contract expired.

781
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,200
What do you mean, expired?

782
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,880
The funeral right lasts 75 years.

783
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,840
It expired about a year ago.

784
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,880
You didn't receive notice?

785
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,840
My grandmother's been
in a home for 5 years.

786
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,160
What happens if it isn't renewed?

787
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,560
It becomes available.

788
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,400
Okay.

789
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,280
How much does it cost to renew?

790
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,800
5,581 euros. 75 years, the maximum.

791
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,280
-Please, that's a huge amount.
-We get the money and pay.

792
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,920
-We have to bury her here.
-I want to too, smart ass.

793
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,960
It's your fault we didn't receive

794
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,200
the notice.

795
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,680
-My fault?
-Yes, your fault.

796
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,960
You put her in a home
and we moved out. Your fault.

797
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,160
You are so fucking clueless. Sorry.

798
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,840
You think I could have paid for this?

799
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,440
Fucking Mr. My Way!

800
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:55,400
We sell the camper.

801
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,880
It's already for sale, it's not easy.

802
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:57,760
It won't sell itself.

803
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,520
I'm sure you've had offers,
but you have nowhere else to live.

804
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,080
Don't bust my balls, this is new.

805
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,480
It's unexpected.
Besides, I'm selling the camper

806
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,480
-for a good reason.
-This is a good reason.

807
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,000
-Look.
-Calm down, boys, don't argue.

808
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,200
Even if you wanted to renew it,
you can't anymore.

809
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,320
-Why?
-Because it's been leased already.

810
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,280
By who?

811
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,760
Your cousin Ignacio.

812
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,720
Then where is my grandfather?

813
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,000
There, in the cinerary.

814
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,200
The what?

815
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,440
Nice corpus luteum...

816
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,520
When are you taking Vicenta to Lausanne?

817
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,520
The day after tomorrow.

818
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,520
We'll take a look at her when we finish.

819
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,320
This one is ovulating.

820
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,360
Prepare the embryo,
I'll put her tail to sleep.

821
00:59:55,880 --> 01:00:00,200
If I hadn't leased it,
someone else would have.

822
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,480
It's a tiny cemetery.

823
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,080
Why didn't you call me first?

824
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,200
When was the last time you were here?

825
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,120
Go by Grandma's house and then talk to me.

826
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,920
She's dying.
She probably only has hours left.

827
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,600
And all she wanted was to be
buried here with Grandpa.

828
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,080
Sorry, cousin, that's impossible.

829
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,040
I already gave the plot
to my father-in-law Kalin.

830
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,320
What a shitty gift, cousin.

831
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,080
Hey, watch your mouth.

832
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,840
He has terminal cancer.

833
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,600
There are free niches.

834
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,720
Why don't you get one?
Grandma doesn't need to know.

835
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,640
But I do. And so does Héctor.

836
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,640
Would you have been able
to afford it anyway?

837
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,080
How could you take out Grandpa

838
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,320
and incinerate his remains
and put him in a common ashtray?

839
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,520
-Cinerary.
-I don't care.

840
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,040
You mixed him with other people
in a fucking ashtray.

841
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,240
Do you know what the PH is
in the land around here?

842
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,440
-What are you talking about?
-Under five.

843
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,400
It's acidic land. Very acidic.

844
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,040
What's that got to do with it?

845
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,320
I didn't take him out, cousin.

846
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,720
He was already gone.
You know what I found in the ditch?

847
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:01,840
Nothing.

848
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,720
And I mean nothing. Okay, wait.

849
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,560
His watch was there. I kept it.

850
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,760
I tell you Grandma is dying
and we've brought her here

851
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,120
and you don't even ask
to see her or anything.

852
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:15,800
What do you want, cousin?

853
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,560
You want me to feel bad?

854
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,160
Well, no.

855
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,520
No.

856
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,280
Grandma left.

857
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,840
And you haven't been back in years.

858
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,040
I'm the only one in the family who stayed.

859
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,240
The cemetery is for the people
who live here.

860
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,480
Now, if you don't mind,
I have to get back to work.

861
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,160
I've taken enough heat.

862
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:49,120
Don't worry, Grandma.
We fixed everything.

863
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,840
He's lying, Grandma.
They stole your grave.

864
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,160
Are you stupid or what?

865
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,600
She doesn't like us lying to her.

866
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,200
I now, damn it, but...

867
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,800
Never mind.

868
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,240
I can't take this anymore,
my head can't...

869
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,200
Stop plotting bullshit because it's over.

870
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,200
The land is acidic, okay?

871
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,560
Grandpa wasn't there when
they dug him up, only his watch.

872
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,880
This fucking land
even eats dead people.

873
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,600
So let's just drop it.

874
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,760
Sometimes you have to know how to lose.

875
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:20,000
To win something, anything, for once,

876
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,000
first we have to learn how to lose.

877
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,400
I already know how to lose.

878
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,320
You have no fucking idea, Héctor.

879
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,400
No fucking idea.

880
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,400
Losing is one thing, we lost

881
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,440
and we lost big.

882
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,720
Learning how is another thing,

883
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,240
with pride, accepting defeat.

884
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,560
All we can do now is be with her and wait.

885
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,560
Got it? And don't say "Got it,"

886
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,360
I know you never get it.

887
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,680
Just nod.

888
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,360
Where are you going?

889
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,440
To take Grandma for a stroll.

890
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,160
What? She's dying.

891
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,880
-So she can say goodbye to her town.
-No.

892
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,520
You'll get in trouble, I know you.

893
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,160
Stay here, I don't trust you.

894
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,360
Then come with us.

895
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,600
Great idea

896
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,040
bringing her here so she can see
her destroyed house.

897
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,800
Is this your cherry on top?

898
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,680
How did Grandpa's story go?

899
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,520
The one you always asked
Grandma to tell you.

900
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,240
She told me a lot of his stories.

901
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,400
Yeah, but there was one about

902
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,520
a cow that he lost...

903
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:56,640
-Elvira the cow.
-Yeah.

904
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,760
He didn't lose her, she ran away.

905
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,320
Okay, how did the story go?

906
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,840
The cows used to graze on community land

907
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,880
and each breeder had a time of year.

908
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,800
If someone else's cow got mixed
with yours, you could "adopt" it

909
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,440
and ask for a ransom.

910
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,840
They called it "adoption". It was legal.

911
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,680
One time Elvira got away,

912
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,120
she was the cow with
the most milk, she was adopted

913
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,600
and our great grandfather had to pay
a can of oil, a sack of flour,

914
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:23,520
half a kilo of sugar
and half a dozen eggs.

915
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,320
And as punishment,
he made Grandpa Chiri

916
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,160
sleep in the barn with Elvira for a week,

917
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,040
surrounded by cow piss and crap
and he stunk.

918
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,160
And he wouldn't let him wash up
to go to school.

919
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,000
And after the punishment was over
he kept sleeping in the barn with Elvira

920
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,680
and nobody understood why

921
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,640
and Grandma said it was because
the kids at school beat him up,

922
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,080
but stopped going near him
because he stunk

923
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,720
and they left him alone.

924
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,480
So now we know who you take after.

925
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,160
And proud of it.

926
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,000
She used to tell us
another story about cows.

927
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,120
What was it?

928
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,240
I don't know. I only liked that one.

929
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,240
What are you doing?

930
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,000
Where are you going?

931
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,800
-To the camper.
-It's that way.

932
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,280
You're plotting something.

933
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,360
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are, I can smell it.

934
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,480
What is it? Tell me. Tell me.

935
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,640
I can hear your head buzzing from here.

936
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,680
The buzzing is because
I'm learning to lose.

937
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,760
Ignacio told me you were around.

938
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,280
-Sorry about your grandma.
-Thanks.

939
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:45,960
And about your dad too.

940
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,400
Because he's really...

941
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,920
Papuco.

942
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,760
How long did they give you to live?

943
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,240
Three months, seven months ago.

944
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,400
Maybe we can bury them
together and everyone's happy.

945
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:06,480
Sorry.

946
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,360
I'll serve him, sweetie.

947
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:16,920
Well?

948
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:21,240
-You up for a friendly game later?
-No, thanks.

949
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,800
-This one's on the house.
-No...

950
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,200
This I can afford.

951
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,040
Tell the Dutchman story.

952
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,360
No, it's stupid.

953
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,880
Stupid, he says.

954
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,560
A Dutchman writes him
the other day on Facebook...

955
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:07,640
Be quiet already.

956
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,200
-Everybody already knows.
-Not me.

957
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,880
Sorry, I don't know the story
about the Dutchman on Facebook.

958
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,520
It's a stupid story, cousin.

959
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:22,160
A Dutchman wrote me the other day
on Facebook to buy my cow

960
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,560
before the contest.
And I didn't answer him.

961
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,880
But he insisted and I said,
"Okay, 60,000 euros"

962
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,400
knowing I didn't want to sell her.

963
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:32,480
And he goes and says yes.

964
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:33,920
And I said, "Damn."

965
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,120
"This guy has a heavy wallet."

966
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,400
I would sell her. Things have been bad
ever since they got rid

967
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,560
of the milk quotas.

968
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,360
Breeders are killing cows
to lower production.

969
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,800
No way.

970
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,360
The key is the offspring. Vicenta will
give good ones, no matter which bull.

971
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,760
You extract her embryo.

972
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,760
Or two, or three, or twenty.
And you sell those embryos

973
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,920
for money. How much did
you make today inseminating?

974
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,320
I'll tell you tomorrow.

975
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,600
What's up?

976
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,120
What are you doing?

977
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,160
You did remember.

978
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:17,120
Remember what?

979
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:20,440
The other story. About adopting cows.

980
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,200
You never forget anything.

981
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:26,000
Why didn't you tell me? Go on, tell me.

982
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,400
I don't follow.

983
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:31,520
About how the kids in town,
to pay for the local fair,

984
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,560
they'd steal cows from the farms

985
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,480
and adopt them saying
they were in their pasture.

986
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,200
Now tell me you don't remember.

987
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,760
-No.
-Yeah, well, you know what?

988
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,280
Our cousin has a cow that's like
the Messi of cows.

989
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:47,080
-I don't like soccer.
-You will now.

990
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,840
Look. She's a champion
at a million cow things

991
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,560
and he can sell her for
over 60,000 euros.

992
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,160
And her embryos.

993
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,360
It’s a fucking awesome cow.
And next week

994
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:00,920
it’s going to Lausanne
for a European championship

995
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,360
of some cow bullshit
they hold every three years.

996
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,560
The Champions League of cows.

997
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,360
I don't like soccer.

998
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,560
We agreed not to do anything.

999
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,560
We stay with Grandma
and we learn how to lose.

1000
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,040
Since when do you listen to what I say?

1001
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,160
You've had 18 years to listen to me.

1002
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,440
And you have to start now.

1003
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,040
Listen to me.

1004
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,040
This is an adoption story.
Your dog was adopted.

1005
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,600
You adopted me. Cousin Ignacio
adopted our grave and now we...

1006
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,000
-We're not stealing a cow.
-Exactly.

1007
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:37,440
We're not. Because I'm going to do it.

1008
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,200
And it's not stealing.

1009
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,000
It's adopting.

1010
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:43,840
Forced robbery

1011
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,320
aggravated by the value
of the item stolen.

1012
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,760
Two to five years.

1013
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,800
With previous crimes, definitely jail.

1014
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,160
I don’t give a shit.
Anything for Grandma, right?

1015
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,240
You're drunk.

1016
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,320
Well, a little, so what?
It makes me braver.

1017
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,280
No, it makes you stupid.

1018
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,920
You said a bad word. Very good.

1019
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:04,400
We won't get Grandpa's grave back.
You'll get caught.

1020
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,680
We'll see. And we'll see if our cousin

1021
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,920
cares more about his cow
or his father-in-law.

1022
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,080
How will you get it out of there?

1023
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,160
Where will you hide it?

1024
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:17,160
Did you think about the consequences
before you ran away for your dog?

1025
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,520
Then stay out of my head, I'm in control.

1026
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,280
Why do you want Grandma's sedatives?

1027
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,560
-In case the cow gets feisty.
-No way.

1028
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,640
You can't drug a cow. 337 is untouchable.

1029
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,600
What's 337?

1030
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,360
Mistreating an animal.

1031
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,000
I don't want you to go, Isma.

1032
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,520
Don't go.

1033
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:38,840
Listen to one thing, Héctor.

1034
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,840
That gesture you had.

1035
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,120
Knowing the story about the kids,
because you knew it by heart,

1036
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:50,640
but not using that information
to get in trouble.

1037
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,240
That proves

1038
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,600
that you've learned how
to control your tantrums.

1039
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,760
That means officially today

1040
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,520
you've learned how to lose.

1041
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,040
Congratulations.

1042
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,640
Don't die until I get back, Grandma.

1043
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,000
Holy cow!

1044
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,240
They're all the same. Which one is it?

1045
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,800
Fucking cell phone...

1046
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,640
STOP SENDING ME VOICE MESSAGES
I WON'T LISTEN TO THEM, IT'S OVER

1047
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:17,280
<i>Hi, I saw you're on-line</i>

1048
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:21,040
<i>and I'm in my grandma's home town,</i>
<i>she's in pretty bad shape.</i>

1049
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,280
<i>She might die today</i>
<i>or tomorrow, we don't know.</i>

1050
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:29,320
<i>I thought of you because</i>
<i>you two always hit it off so well.</i>

1051
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:37,320
<i>I don't know why I'm sending you this</i>
<i>if you haven't listened to the rest.</i>

1052
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:49,480
The land isn't acidic.

1053
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,880
Scared the shit out of me.

1054
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,720
Mix the dirt with water
and sodium bicarbonate.

1055
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,080
-No reaction, not acidic.
-What?

1056
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,480
I learned it at the center.

1057
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,240
And you still complain...

1058
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,280
Change toxic thought
for pro-social thought.

1059
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,080
That's why I didn't tell you
the story about the kids.

1060
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,320
I knew it.

1061
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,720
But our cousin lied to us.

1062
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,800
-What?
-When they dug up Grandpa,

1063
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,680
besides the watch,
there had to be teeth and bones.

1064
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,800
That son of a bitch.

1065
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,840
-Let's get out of here.
-No.

1066
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:20,680
Not without the cow.

1067
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,440
-The cow isn't here.
-What do you mean?

1068
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,520
-Of course it is.
-No. Cows are put

1069
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,600
in quarantine before championships.

1070
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,280
You learn that at the center too?

1071
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,520
No, I read it on the internet.

1072
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,640
What are you doing with my cell phone?

1073
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,440
Why do you know my password?

1074
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,440
-Shut up.
-What?

1075
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,760
-What?
-It's that way.

1076
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,680
Messi.

1077
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,720
Shit, a lock. It's all yours.
Do your magic, Mr. My Way.

1078
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:15,080
I thought you didn't want me
to commit a crime.

1079
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,920
This isn't a crime. We're freeing the cow.
You think it wants to be here?

1080
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,560
Enjoy the music or your superpowers.
Just open it.

1081
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,120
Why are you living in the camper?

1082
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,360
What?

1083
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,560
Did Marta leave you?

1084
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,920
Don't be a buzzkiller. Not now. Go on.

1085
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,760
Tell me or I won't open it.

1086
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,680
Héctor, don't fuck with me. Open it.

1087
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:34,600
She dumped you.

1088
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:37,280
It's up in the air.

1089
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,800
Up in the air? Did she leave you or not?

1090
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,000
Yeah, a little. Because...

1091
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,840
-We really have to do this here?
-Yes.

1092
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,000
-Now?
-Yes.

1093
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,480
-I'll tell you later, damn it.
-No.

1094
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,200
She's pregnant.

1095
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,320
And it was like no...

1096
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:57,920
But yes, she is.

1097
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:01,200
We were fucking careless.
I swear I didn't, neither did she...

1098
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:02,920
But suddenly she says that

1099
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,800
she wants to have it.
And I was like: "My love, what?"

1100
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
"How can we?"

1101
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,360
And she says: "Yes."
And I said I can't.

1102
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,440
And she said: "What do you mean?"
And I said:

1103
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,760
"I can't."

1104
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,840
"I don't want to."

1105
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,280
And that's it.

1106
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,240
Yeah, I have no heart. Open it.

1107
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:34,720
That's it, drink and relax a little.

1108
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,600
What are you doing?

1109
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,080
Of course, of course.

1110
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,720
Let it all out.

1111
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,240
If you used your time wisely, good lord.

1112
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,840
I don't want you to be like Dad.

1113
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,360
Let's go.

1114
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,080
Hey, stop, stop.

1115
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,240
I can't believe it,
that's our cousin's car.

1116
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,080
He couldn't already know. Or could he?

1117
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:51,320
Animals sometimes have a chip with a GPS.

1118
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:54,400
-Now you tell me?
-Yes.

1119
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,720
He can't see us with the cow.
We have to hide.

1120
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,160
-He won't leave until we go in.
-What do we do?

1121
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,760
We've "adopted" the cow
to ask for a ransom.

1122
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:04,440
That's what we'll do.

1123
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,680
What are you doing here?

1124
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,040
What I should have done first,
come to say goodbye to Grandma.

1125
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,520
Damn, Héctor, you're so much older.

1126
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,640
-So are you.
-Right.

1127
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,320
-That's the only reason you came?
-No.

1128
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,800
Also to apologize.
I was a jerk this morning.

1129
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,560
And then Jesus

1130
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,240
about the cow in the bar.

1131
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,160
I'm very sorry, cousin. There.

1132
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:43,800
Right.

1133
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,840
Okay, look, cousin.

1134
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,480
We want Grandpa's grave.

1135
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,000
We want the grave.

1136
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,360
The grave.

1137
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,920
I'm ashamed to say it,
but that's impossible.

1138
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,160
Yes, it is possible.

1139
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,920
No, it isn't. I lied to you.

1140
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,800
The land here

1141
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,360
isn't acidic.

1142
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:09,000
There were remains,
of course there were.

1143
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,920
But things were bad with Rosa.

1144
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,200
She said I don't take care
of the girls, or her family,

1145
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,840
that I'm always with the cows,

1146
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,440
that I love Vicenta more than her.

1147
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,520
I play music for Vicenta at night
and I don't even take her dancing.

1148
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,480
Then her dad got cancer,

1149
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:27,240
and I did it without thinking
about the consequences.

1150
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,960
I would love nothing more than
to give back the grave to Grandma

1151
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,280
and Grandpa,

1152
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,760
but if I do I'll ruin my life.

1153
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:40,360
I talked to the mayor
and there aren't any more graves.

1154
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,720
But I reserved a niche
in the second row, the best row.

1155
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,720
The closest, the most expensive.

1156
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,480
3,000 euros.

1157
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,240
I'll pay for it myself.

1158
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,000
I know it's not the same.

1159
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:58,280
If you never want to talk to me again,
I'd understand.

1160
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,600
There's no reason...

1161
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:03,480
to be so radical, cousin.

1162
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,720
What's done is done.

1163
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,840
I mean...

1164
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,840
Don't torture yourself. Look at me.

1165
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,680
Sometimes you do things

1166
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,520
without thinking and you have
to be understanding.

1167
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:20,480
And learn how to lose.

1168
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,600
And learn how to lose.
Forget it, cousin.

1169
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:27,160
Hey, look at me! The niche
in the second row is fantastic.

1170
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:28,000
Yeah.

1171
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,680
-We want the watch too.
-The watch too.

1172
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,120
Of course, Héctor.
Of course you can have it.

1173
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,600
Take the fucking watch.
Why would I want it?

1174
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,120
Okay, cousin, that's it.

1175
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,160
Cousin, cousin, cousin.

1176
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,080
There. You can rest easy.
Thank you.

1177
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,920
Cousin.

1178
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:46,160
Listen... cousin.

1179
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,920
Cousin. Listen to me.

1180
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:54,640
Remember when Grandpa Chiri's cow
got "adopted"?

1181
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,120
The sixth row isn't so bad.

1182
01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,760
More privacy.

1183
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:08,520
They bother you less.

1184
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,200
Grandma, you can die peacefully now.

1185
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,520
No, not yet.

1186
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,280
Seriously?

1187
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,800
Now what, MacGyver?

1188
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,280
Don't do it, Héctor.

1189
01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,200
Come with me, Grandpa Chiri.

1190
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,640
Grandma?

1191
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,040
-Already?
-No, she's better.

1192
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,240
Her oxygen level is up to 81%.

1193
01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,160
After the huge mess we made,

1194
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,840
-now you're not dying anymore.
-"Tarapara."

1195
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,360
"Tarapara" my ass.

1196
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,080
-It bothers you she's not dying?
-Yeah, right.

1197
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,600
It bothers me?

1198
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,120
It just seems like you two
are conspiring to make my life hell.

1199
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,080
-Come on, let's go.
-No.

1200
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,080
-We should wait.
-Wait for what?

1201
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,040
It's the typical improvement
before she dies.

1202
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,640
-What?
-Yeah, you feel better

1203
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,840
because you're about to go
to a better place.

1204
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,720
You use up what little you have left.

1205
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,320
It's better to wait

1206
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,960
-for her to finish.
-We can't wait.

1207
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,040
We have to finish
what we came to do.

1208
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,720
Grandma isn't going to die.

1209
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,800
So choose: the center
or for your dog, Mr. My Way.

1210
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,000
You're nicer drunk.

1211
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,600
"Tarapara."

1212
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,040
Why are you so serious?

1213
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,280
I'm always serious.

1214
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,960
You? No way! What are you saying?

1215
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,200
You're the life of the party.

1216
01:22:09,440 --> 01:22:11,760
No, seriously, Héctor.

1217
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,440
You need to learn the meaning of irony.

1218
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,680
Because the world is fucking ironic.

1219
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:18,840
Want me to explain?

1220
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,680
-Irony is saying nonsense.
-Okay.

1221
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,720
If you already know...

1222
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:26,800
Okay, explain it to me.

1223
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:29,400
Okay.

1224
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:32,840
Easy example, imagine
I go up to cousin Ignacio and say:

1225
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:35,480
"Hey, cousin, that's great. "

1226
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,680
It's great you took Grandpa
out of his grave

1227
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:40,600
for a stroll in the woods."

1228
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,240
Why is that irony and not nonsense?

1229
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:45,320
Because it wasn't a stroll in the woods.

1230
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:48,160
And he understands
that my comment was bitter

1231
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,480
and has another meaning, it isn't literal

1232
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,160
and I'm criticizing him.

1233
01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:55,560
Do you get it?

1234
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,160
I don't know.

1235
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,800
Go on, make one up.
Make an ironic comment.

1236
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,440
First think of something
that pisses you off.

1237
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,880
-You reported me to get rid of me.
-For Christ’s sake, not again.

1238
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,320
But okay, that works.

1239
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,320
Now say that you're totally happy
I reported you.

1240
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:15,040
-I'm not.
-I know.

1241
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,200
That's the point.
Say it like it's the best thing

1242
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,640
that's ever happened to you.

1243
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:22,440
Thanks a lot for reporting me
to get rid of me.

1244
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:24,560
No, like you're joking.

1245
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:29,040
"Hey, Isma, I am so glad

1246
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,400
you sent me to that summer camp.
Thank you!"

1247
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,000
It's not a summer camp.

1248
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,720
-That's the irony.
-And it's two years, not one summer.

1249
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,080
-I know, it's a joke.
-No, it isn't.

1250
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,160
It's hell.

1251
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,840
Okay, forget it. It's impossible.
You're right.

1252
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,520
Irony is saying nonsense.

1253
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,000
It must be one of those houses.

1254
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:00,080
-Pull over.
-What?

1255
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,560
Don't start.

1256
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,800
-Pull over.
-I'm not pulling over, damn it.

1257
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:06,000
We're going to the front door.

1258
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,840
He won't be there.

1259
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,320
-Why not?
-No.

1260
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,240
Sheep won't be there.

1261
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:14,800
Sure, he will.
It's the only place left to check.

1262
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,720
He was at the first house we saw.

1263
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:23,880
At the first house we saw?

1264
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,360
Héctor, quit fucking with me!

1265
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,760
He was at the first house?

1266
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,640
Why didn't you say anything?

1267
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,520
Will you fucking talk to me

1268
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,480
and tell me what you're thinking?

1269
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:42,200
If you made up Grandma dying
I swear I'll kill you.

1270
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,040
No. Grandma's health is untouchable.

1271
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:47,600
Oh, but mine isn't.
You can fuck with mine.

1272
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,160
I'm sorry.

1273
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,760
Where...?

1274
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:25,080
Okay, Héctor.

1275
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,600
I'll go to jail for you
not telling me sooner,

1276
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,560
but it's okay.

1277
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,680
But just so I understand:

1278
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,640
If we went through all this crap

1279
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,680
to find your dog,
why didn't you say anything?

1280
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:44,320
Was he with an old man

1281
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,480
in a wheelchair
or a terminally sick person?

1282
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,640
No.

1283
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,040
He was with a dog.

1284
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,200
With a dog?

1285
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:55,680
Yeah, with a dog. With other dogs.

1286
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,560
-Is that your dog?
-Wait.

1287
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:09,280
Héctor, is that your dog or not?

1288
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,120
Héctor, it's not a difficult question.

1289
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:15,880
<i>He didn't like dogs.</i>

1290
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:20,000
<i>He was afraid of them.</i>
<i>He never went near them.</i>

1291
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:21,520
<i>And playing even less.</i>

1292
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,720
<i>He preferred to be alone all the time.</i>

1293
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,880
No, it isn't.

1294
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:33,560
I didn't want the trip to end.

1295
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,720
That's why I didn't say anything.

1296
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:05,120
Good night, Grandma.

1297
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:06,920
"Tarapara."

1298
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,320
Don't get your hopes up.

1299
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:36,240
WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK

1300
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:42,480
What the fuck?

1301
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:49,000
<i>Stop sending me text messages.</i>
<i>I won't listen to them. It's over.</i>

1302
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:51,080
<i>I swear this is the last time</i>
<i>I'll write you.</i>

1303
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:53,520
<i>I only wanted to say</i>
<i>I got scared about the pregnancy.</i>

1304
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,280
<i>But not because I don't want it.</i>
<i>It's Héctor.</i>

1305
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:58,800
<i>I've been a father to him for 17 years</i>

1306
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,400
<i>and I did a lousy job.</i>
<i>Look where he is.</i>

1307
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,840
<i>I swear I've tried</i>
<i>but I did everything wrong.</i>

1308
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:07,080
<i>Really bad.</i>
<i>That's why I didn't want it.</i>

1309
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:10,000
<i>But I think I know better now.</i>
<i>I'm finally learning.</i>

1310
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:12,640
<i>I've been doing pretty well</i>
<i>these last few days.</i>

1311
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,920
<i>Doing things for him</i>
<i>I'd never done before.</i>

1312
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,160
<i>For him. For me.</i>
<i>That's why I didn't want it.</i>

1313
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,680
<i>And Héctor's going to be 18</i>
<i>and he can fend for himself.</i>

1314
01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:22,320
<i>I'll have more time for you and our son.</i>

1315
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,960
<i>Don't worry I won't be like my dad.</i>
<i>I'm selling the camper.</i>

1316
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,720
<i>So I'll have money for us.</i>
<i>And I'm writing a pretty song for him.</i>

1317
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,760
<i>Now I can do it.</i>
<i>I want it. Can I come home?</i>

1318
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,960
How did you figure out my password?

1319
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:47,840
Using the year you were born is bullshit.

1320
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,440
That's true...

1321
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,840
Scoot over.

1322
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:08,760
Since when are you a marriage counselor?

1323
01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:14,240
So you decided for me, huh? Doctor Love?

1324
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,360
There's no decision to make.

1325
01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:19,320
-There isn't?
-No.

1326
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,280
And I do care.

1327
01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:24,400
About what?

1328
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:26,160
When you're not okay.

1329
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:27,760
I care.

1330
01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:36,600
Happy birthday.

1331
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:54,120
I thought you were giving me the camper.

1332
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:57,400
-That I earned it.
-Yeah, right.

1333
01:29:58,200 --> 01:29:59,640
Don't freak out.

1334
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,600
Your sneakers are too big for me.

1335
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:03,800
Put some cotton inside.

1336
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:05,720
You don't have any cotton.

1337
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,440
Some toilet paper.

1338
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:12,480
No toilet paper either?

1339
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:22,280
-There's a hole.
-Damn, bro.

1340
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:24,240
Stop complaining.
You’re wearing flip-flops.

1341
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,040
-That's true.
-Sure.

1342
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,800
Thanks.

1343
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,480
Hallelujah, kid.

1344
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:57,120
ADOPTION FILES

1345
01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:11,760
Her oxygen level dropped again.

1346
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:13,560
What does that mean?

1347
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:15,240
Three minutes ago it was fine.

1348
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:17,880
And now it's dropped because...

1349
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:21,000
-The three-legged dog cured her.
-The three-legged dog cured her.

1350
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:23,440
-Are you being serious?
-No.

1351
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,400
You cured her with your insults.

1352
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,200
You just made an ironic comment.

1353
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,000
And you something stupid.

1354
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,680
Don't die until I get out, okay, Grandma?

1355
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:25,880
"Tarapara."

1356
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:28,240
And you, take care of her.

1357
01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:29,800
"Taraparo."

1358
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:31,640
"Taraparo?"

1359
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:33,560
"Taraparo."

1360
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:49,600
It's just another month and a half.

1361
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:56,720
No running away or getting in trouble.

1362
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,840
When you're 18, Héctor,

1363
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:00,960
it has to stop.

1364
01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,720
You said you didn't want this to end.

1365
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:07,160
For it not to end,

1366
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:10,400
you have to go back in.

1367
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:12,320
Otherwise it's impossible.

1368
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:13,480
What is?

1369
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:17,560
Us being brothers again.

1370
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:23,040
Imagine in a month and a half

1371
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,280
all the dog books you'll be
able to read and memorize.

1372
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,000
You'll come out a veterinarian.

1373
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:33,360
The problem
isn't the month and a half inside.

1374
01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:35,080
Then what?

1375
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:37,240
After...

1376
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:39,120
After what?

1377
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:41,600
You won't be there.

1378
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:43,400
When I get out, you won't be there.

1379
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,080
Yeah, yeah.

1380
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:50,560
You're right, yeah.

1381
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:52,280
I won't be there.

1382
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:54,800
But anyway...

1383
01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:56,320
your dog will be.

1384
01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:59,440
Taraparo isn't my dog.

1385
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:01,440
I don't mean Taraparo.

1386
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:03,600
And Sheep is fine where he is.

1387
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:06,120
I don't mean Sheep either.

1388
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,400
Hello, Héctor.

1389
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:51,840
Okay.

1390
01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,400
Goodbye, Isma.

1391
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,160
See you later.