Looking for IRL or internet friends.

Preferably female because I have never had a female friend aside from a girlfriend. So its hard for me to casually talk to girls. Plus a load of social awkwardness to top it off.

Anyways, the interesting stuff. I live in California's central valley (details will be distributed through PMs). I am 6'5" tall 270lb white dude. I wear size 17 wide shoes. I have dishwater blonde hair and blue eyes. I am 50% German and 25% Dutch and 25% Irish. I am an eagle scout and I have always made good decisions in my life and I have intentionally kept my friends to a minimum until now. My life-long friends have all went their own ways (happens when you are all around 20 years old). I have an adorable dog. Hobbies: I play video games mostly. I work 2-10:30 pm starting soon. I am thinking about going to the gym when I start work as well. I am a night owl.

Morals and personality: Like I said, I have intentionally kept a small amount of friends (3-4). Therefore, friendship is very sacred to me. I am a very loyal and honest friend. Because of my selective tendencies. If you do not seem like a person who I will get along with or share the similar morals, then you will know quick. I am a true introvert in every facet. I do not like crowded places. However, if you are really into certain things like movies or cons, I will oblige. I am a conservative libertarian and a staunch atheist. I am accepting of every moderate religion. Not fundamental Christianity or fundamental Islam etc.

Peoples first question of me is if I smoke weed or not because I am extremely chill, I wear shorts all the time, flip-flips if I can not go bare foot, and my sense of humor and general demeanor. However, I do not drink or smoke anything. I will always play DD because I am a very protective person. If you are becoming inebriated, I will try to not let you do anything that will get you hurt.

I'll send a pic if you want, only by request in serious PMs though.