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- Hobstweedl: so there’s this huge whale that lives in the atlantic ocean
- Hobstweedl: simply massive, the biggest ever
- Hobstweedl: he lives down in the bottom of the ocean with all the little fishes and starfishes, that feed off of the whale and clean his asshole from time to time
- Hobstweedl: so one day while the whale was getting a rim job, a group of navy seals drops into the water and captures the whale
- Hobstweedl: woah
- Hobstweedl: easy now
- Hobstweedl: and the whale’s name is vladmir
- Hobstweedl: vladmir the inept
- Hobstweedl: so he gets captured by the SEALS
- Hobstweedl: and they transport him to Tampa by means of a hovercraft
- Hobstweedl: because in the future, we all have hovercrafts
- Hobstweedl: so when they get vladmir back to base, they spray paint him in camo colors, attach a freakin laser beam to his head, and stuff a small family of penguins in his ass, so they can live and like experiment and create biological weapons
- Hobstweedl: in short, vladmir became a research submarine
- Hobstweedl: except he was a whale
- Hobstweedl: and penguins were probably nawing on dead ferrets in his rectum
- Hobstweedl: while testing anthrax
- Hobstweedl: ok so they want vladmir to be able to fly as well
- Hobstweedl: so they take his fins, and put ruebar around it and frame it, put some foil on him
- Hobstweedl: and then boom! he can fly
- Hobstweedl: they just need to drop him off of a cliff
- Hobstweedl: so with the flying vladmir, they load up with the penguins, that have created super anthrax that instantly kills, and fly over switzerland
- Hobstweedl: drop the anthrax
- Hobstweedl: and float towards france
- keziarsenic: hay i’m swiss
- Hobstweedl: ok
- Hobstweedl: then
- Hobstweedl: um
- keziarsenic: france
- keziarsenic: just france
- Hobstweedl: ok
- keziarsenic: and mexico
- Hobstweedl: they toss anthrax and mexico
- Hobstweedl: mexico gets it too
- Hobstweedl: so after that
- Hobstweedl: they proceed to divebomb vladmir right into the capitol in order to crush the moral of the people
- Hobstweedl: so boom!
- Hobstweedl: vladmir hits some paris building
- Hobstweedl: and explodes
- Hobstweedl: dies
- Hobstweedl: but from him spawn 500 killer ninja penguins
- Hobstweedl: that viciously slaughter the french population
- Hobstweedl: and the whole reason the french didnt see it coming….
- Hobstweedl: was because vladmir had the green and brown camo, and was completely invisible
- Hobstweedl: the end
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