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- THOUGH THE WORLD MAY MOCK PETER PARKER, THE TIMID TEEN-AGER
- CONFIDENTIALLY, WE IN THE COMIC MAG BUSINESS REFER TO THEM AS “LONG UNDERWEAR CHARACTERS”!
- AT THE AWESOME SIGHT OF SPIDER-MAN
- BUT ALAS OTHER TEENAGERS CAN SOMETIMES, UNWITTINGLY, BE SO VERY CRUEL TO A SHY YOUNG MAN
- BUT WE THINK YOU MAY FIND OUR SPIDER-MAN JUST A BIT... DIFFERENT!
- THE FACULTY AT MIDTOWN HIGH WAS ALSO FOND OF THE CLEAN CUT-CUT, HARD-WORKING STUDENT!
- YES, FOR SOME, BEING A TEENAGER HAS SOME HEART-BREAKING MOMENTS!
- THE AUTO WHICH NARROWLY MISSES HIM, UNTIL THE LAST INSTANT!
- SAY GANG, WE NEED ONE MORE GUY FOR THE DANCE!
- THE ONE I DIDN’T STOP WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!
- HOW ABOUT PETER PARKER OVER THERE?
- MY HEAD-- IT FEELS STRANGE! I-I NEED SOME AIR!
- BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN GO HANG FOR ALL I CARE!
- AND A LEAN SILENT FIGURE SLOWLY FADES INTO THE GATHERING DARKNESS, AWARE
- ARE YOU KIDDIN? THAT BOOKWORM WOULDN’T KNOW A CHA-CHA FROM A WALTZ!
- PETER PARKER? HE’S MIDTOWN HIGH’S ONLY PROFESSIONAL WALLFLOWER!
- AT LEAST THAT IN THIS WORLD WITH GREAT POWER
- IN SOME MIRACULOUS WAY, HIS BITE HAS TRANSFERRED HIS OWN POWER -- TO ME!
- HERE’S MY CARD! CALL ME!
- AS YOU MAY HAVE GATHERED, PETER PARKER WAS FAR FROM THE BIGGEST MAN ON CAMPUS!
- TOO BAD! HE MUST HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!
- BUT HIS UNCLE BEN THOUGHT HE WAS A PRETTY SPECIAL LAD...
- YOU’RE THE GREATEST FAMILY A FELLA EVER HAD
- YOU’RE NOT FOOLIN’ ME, PETEY! I KNOW YOU’RE AWAKE,
- I COOKED YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST, PETEY-- WHEATCAKES!
- AND IT’S TIME FOR SCHOOL!
- AS FOR PETE’S AUNT MAY,
- CRACKERS AND MILK, BLESS’EM-- IF ONLY THEY KNEW!
- SHE THOUGHT THE SUN ROSE AND SET UPON HER NEPHEW!
- WAIT! WE WANT AN INTERVIEW!
- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, PARKER, AND YOU’RE SURE SURE TO RATE
- A SCHOLARSHIP WHEN YOU GRADUATE!
- I’LL FASTEN ONE TO EACH ARM-- IT’LL OPERATE
- THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LOOKING AFTER HER! WAIT!
- I’LL DO MY BEST, SIR!
- LISTEN, FRIEND, I’M A TV PRODUCER!
- YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE AGAIN, MURDERER!
- AND A NEW NAME IS ADDED TO THE ROSTER
- SALLY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU’RE BUSY TONIGHT!
- LOOK, THERE’S A GREAT NEW EXHIBIT AT THE SCIENCE HALL TONIGHT!
- PETER, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, YOU’RE JUST NOT MY TYPE!
- TO PLAY IN THIS DRAMA WE CALL LIFE!
- NOT WHEN DREAMBOATS LIKE FLASH THOMPSON ARE AROUND!
- I ADMIRE YOUR GOOD TASTE, DOLL!
- GET LOST, BOOKWORM!
- WOULD ANY OF YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME?
- SOME DAY THEY’LL BE SORRY--SORRY THAT THEY LAUGHED AT ME!
- THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES WHO’VE EVER BEEN KIND TO ME!
- I’LL SEE TO IT THAT *THEY’RE* ALWAYS HAPPY,
- ACCIDENTALLY ABSORBING A FANTASTIC AMOUNT OF RADIOACTIVITY
- WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?
- I FEEL DIFFERENT! AS THOUGH MY ENTIRE BODY
- IS CHARGED WITH SOME SORT OF FANTASTIC ENERGY!
- AND THEN, UNNOTICED BY THE RIDERS, HE UNTHINKINGLY LEAPS TO SAFETY!
- WHAT’S COME OVER ME?
- GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TOUCH OF MYSTERY!
- UNCLE BEN-- DEAD! NO! NO, IT CAN’T BE!
- SCIENCE HALL! HAH!
- YOU STICK TO SCIENCE, SON! WE’LL TAKE THE CHICKS!
- THIS LITTLE DEVICE SHOULD JUST DO THE TRICK!
- AND NOW FOR THE DEMONSTRATION OF HOW WE CAN CONTROL
- A SPIDER WHOM FATE HAS GIVEN A STARRING, IF BRIEF ROLE
- RADIOACTIVE WAVES HERE IN THE LABORATORY
- BUT, AS THE EXPERIMENT BEGINS, NO ONE NOTICES
- A TINY SPIDER, DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING
- BITES THE NEAREST LIVING THING
- MOMMY! LOOK AT THE MAN WALKING UP THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING!
- I MUST BE SEEING THINGS!
- ON AN ALMOST INVISIBLE STRAND OF WEB
- AT THE SPLIT SECOND BEFORE LIFE EBBS
- NOW LET’S SEE-- A SPIDER NEEDS A WEB!
- AS EFFORTLESSLY
- AS THE SPIDER ITSELF CAN GLIDE ALONG ITS WEB
- AND AFTER ALL, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME *YOU* SAW A MAN WITH HIS OWN FANTASTIC SPIDER WEB???
- GOSH, UNCLE BEN
- YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
- HM, THIS WILL BE A GOOD CHANCE TO TEST MY POWER AGAIN!
- LATER, AT HOME AGAIN...
- THE DYING INSECT, IN SUDDEN SHOCK
- I’M SCALING THIS WALL JUST AS EASILY AS I CAN WALK
- BUT-- WHAT IF I FAIL? I DON’T WANT TO BE A LAUGHING STOCK!
- YOU’RE WORSE THAN A ROOM FULL OF ALARM CLOCKS!
- OW!
- IT HAS TO BE, SOMEHOW!
- I CAN HARDLY OUT-WRESTLE HIM NOW!
- MADE IT! I’M SAFE NOW!
- I HATE DO IT, BUT WE’LL HAVE TO RUSH HIM NOW!
- FROM ITS RADIOACTIVE BODY
- THAT COP CAN NEVER GET DOWN TO THE LOBBY
- SAVE YOUR BREATH, BUDDY!
- A-A SPIDER! IT BIT ME! BUT WHY IS IT BURNING SO?
- YOU’D BE A SMASH ON ED SULLIVAN’S SHOW!
- THAT’S THE LAST HORROR MOVIE I TAKE YOU TO, YOUNG MAN!
- WELL, YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THE PUBLIC REACTED TO SPIDERMAN!
- AND, A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY...
- SO THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BEING A BOOKWORK, EH?
- WHY IS IT GLOWING THAT WAY?
- AND.. OH, HI, AUNT MAY!
- IF HE MAKES IT TO THE ELEVATOR HE’LL GET AWAY!
- LOOKS AS THOUGH OUR EXPERIMENT UNNERVED YOUNG PARKER!
- BUT WHAT A LEAP IT IS!
- THAT WAS ONE EGGHEAD WHO WON’T DAYDREAM
- GREATEST ACT I’VE EVER SEEN!
- ANY MORE WHEN HE CROSSES THE STREET
- IT’S INCREDIBLE!
- I REACHED THE ROOF IN JUST A FEW SECONDS!
- WHAT’S THIS? I CRUSHED THE PIPE AS THOUGH IT WERE PAPER!
- A FEW MINUTES LATER...
- A FEW MINUTES LATER...
- AND A FEW HOURS LATER...
- IT’S THE SPIDER!
- I CAN WALK DOWN THIS CABLE
- I-I’VE GOT TO HAVE TIME TO THINK!
- I’VE GOT TO PLAN WHAT TO DO!
- WITH THIS UNBELIEVABLE ABILITY
- WHICH FATE GAS GIVEN ME
- FILLED WITH EXCITEMENT, PETE RACES HOME AND
- I’LL FIND SOME WAY TO DISGUISE MYSELF!
- LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
- I’LL TRY FOR THAT HUNDRED DOLLARS, CRUSHER!
- STEP UP SUCKER!
- WELL WELL,
- IT WILL SOON MARVEL
- IF IT AIN’T FOR A LITTLE MASKED MARVEL!
- NOW JUST RELAX SHORTY!
- I’LL TRY TO MAKE THIS AS PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE!
- IT WORKS! I HAVE THE SPEED, THE AGILITY, VERY STRENGTH OF A GIGANTIC SPIDER!
- HEY!
- PUT ME DOWN! YOU WIN! YOU WIN!
- AND AS YOU KNOW, THEY’RE A DIME A DOZEN!
- I OUGHTTA RUN YOU IN!
- YOU-- YOU’RE NOT HUMAN! NOBODY CAN DO THAT!
- WANNA BET?
- HE HASN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET!
- SENSATIONAL! FANTASTIC! AND THAT MASKED GIMMICK
- HE WAS TERRIFIC!
- HMMM, THAT MASKED CHARACTER MAY BE JUST WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
- AND SO A LEGEND IS BORN
- LEAVE ’EM BEGGIN’ FOR MORE!
- WITH THAT ACT OF YOURS I CAN MAKE YOU A FORTUNE!
- AND KEEP THE MASK ANGLE, IT’S GREAT SHOWMANSHIP!
- THANKS...
- SHOWMANSHIP?!
- SINCE I HAVE THE POWERS OF A SPIDER, I’LL DESIGN MYSELF A SPIDER COSTUME!
- YOU LOOKED A LITTLE TIRED, PETEY, SO WE BROUGHT YOU SOME CRACKERS AND MILK!
- BY THE SLIGHTEST PRESSURE OF ANY FINGER!
- I’LL NEED A NAME-- WELL I GUESS SPIDERMAN IS AS GOOD AS ANY!
- WELL, ONLY A SCIENCE MAJOR COULD HAVE CREATED A DEVICE LIKE THIS!
- WITH SOME LIQUID CEMENT AT THE END,
- I CAN PULL MYSELF UP ANYWHERE WITH MY LITTLE WEB
- AND MY COSTUME IS THIN ENOUGH TO WEAR, UNSEEN, UNDER MY STREET CLOTHES!
- LIKE COSTUMED HEROES?
- NOW ANYONE WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD KNOWS
- THAT IF A MAN APPEARED ON TV
- WHO SEEMED TO BE MORE SPIDER THAN HUMAN, HE’D BE
- A SENSATION, ESPECIALLY
- WHEN HIS FEATS WERE PERFORMED WITHOUT THE USE OF TRICK PHOTOGRAPHY!
- I’M SEEIN’ IT WITH MY OWN EYES, AND I STILL DON’T BELIEVE IT!
- ALL YOU HADDA DO WAS HIM TRIP HIM, OR HOLD HIM FOR JUST A MINUTE!
- SURE THEY LOOK AMAZED, INCREDULOUS AWESTRICKEN! WOULDN’T YOU???
- OKAY SPIDER-MAN-- CUT! THAT’S ENOUGH! DON’T SHOW’EM TOO MUCH!
- AS HIS FIRST TV SPECTACULAR ENDS,
- PETER PARKS BREATHES THE FIRST SWEET SCENT OF FAME AND SUCCESS!
- SIGN WITH ME! I’LL PUT YOU IN THE MOVIES!
- SEE MY AGENT, BOYS, I’M BUSY!
- WHEM! RID OF’EM AT LAST! HEY! WHAT’S GOIN ON??
- STOP! THIEF! STOP HIM!
- WHO DID IT?? WHO SHOT HIM??
- IT WAS A BURGLAR-- YOUR UNCLE SURPRISED HIM!
- I’VE GOT TO GO! I’VE GOT TO GET HIM!
- AS FAST I CAN IN THIS HIGH-SPEED EXPRESS ELEVATOR!
- LUCKY FOR ME THAT GOON
- IN A COSTUME
- DIDN’T STOP ME!
- WHAT’S WITH YOU, MISTER??
- SORRY, PAL! THAT’S YOUR JOB!
- I’VE GOT THINGS TO DO!
- PETER, YOU KNOW THAT MICROSCOPE YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED?
- YOUR UNCLE AND I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU THIS AFTERNOON!
- GOSH, THAT’S TERRIFIC
- IN THE DAYS THAT FOLLOW, THE SPIDERMAN BECOMES THE SENSATION OF THE NATION!
- AND, ONE EVENING AS PETER RETURNS HOME FROM A PERSONAL APPEARANCE...
- A POLICE CAR! IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE!
- I KNOW THE OLD ACME WAREHOUSE!
- WHAT CAN BE WRONG??
- BAD NEWS SON--
- YOUR UNCLE HAS BEEN SHOT-- MURDERED!
- BUT DON’T WORRY, LAD!
- WE’VE GOT HIM TRAPPED!
- IF ONLY I HAD STOPPED HIM WHEN I COULD HAVE!
- HE’S IN THE OLD ACME HOUSE AT THE WATERFRONT, WE’LL GET HIM!
- SOMEDAY I’LL SHOW THEM! [SOB]
- HE’S IN THERE SOMEWHERE, BUT HE’LL PICK US OFF LIKE FLIES IF WE CHARGE HIM!
- YOUR AUNT IS NEXT DOOR--
- DON’T FATTEN HIM UP TOO MUCH, DEAR!
- WRAPPED IN HIS THOUGHTS, PETER DOESN’T HEAR
- I’LL PUT ON SOME OLD CLOTHES AND LEAVE MY GLASSES HERE!
- IT’S BEEN DESERTED FOR YEARS!
- A KILLER COULD HOLD OFF AN ARMY IN THAT GLOOMY, OLD PLACE!
- BUT HE WON’T HOLD OFF-- SPIDERMAN!
- ALL I’VE GOTTA DO IS HOLD’EM OFF TILL THE MOON GOES DOWN!
- THE WAREHOUSE IS AT THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN!
- MEANWHILE...
- THEN I OUGHTTA BE ABLE TO SLIP AWAY IN THE DARK!
- CAN’T TAKE A CHANCE OF HIM SLIPPING BY IN THE DARK!
- HUH??
- WHAT THE--???
- SURPRISED TO SEE ME??
- NOT HALF AS SURPRISED AS YOU’RE GOING TO BE!
- THERE’S NO PLACE ON EARTH WHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME!
- GOTTA GET AWAY, GOTTA HIDE!
- ...BUT I’LL BE THERE IN NO TIME!
- FIRST MY WEB WILL RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR GUN!
- AND THEN MY FISTS WILL DO THE REST!
- THAT-- THAT FACE! IT’S OH NO, IT CAN’T BE!
- IT’S THE FUGITIVE WHO RAN PAST ME!
- CAPTAIN-- LOOK!
- IT’S HIM!
- ON A SPIDER’S WEB!
- MY FAULT-- ALL MY FAULT!
- I’M FROM LIFE! WE’LL PAY ANY PRICE!
- FOR A PICTURE SPREAD!
- BUT I DIDN’T-- AND NOW --UNCLE BEN-- IS DEAD..
- OF THOSE WHO MAKE THE WORLD OF FANTASY
- THERE MUST ALSO COME-- GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!
- THE MOST EXCITING REALM OF ALL!
- BE SURE TO SEE THE NEXT ISSUE OF AMAZING FANTASY--
- FOR THE FURTHER AMAZING EXPLOITS OF AMERICA’S MOST DIFFERENT NEW TEEN-AGE IDOL-- SPIDERMAN!
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