DELTARUNE - Horse [Joke Secret Boss]

[Basic Info]
- Horse is a stock PNG of a Horse. It has one sprite, which is a stock PNG.
- Horse's speech quirk is that they SPEAK IN ALL CAPS WITH ZERO PUNCTUATION WHATSOEVER ALONG WITH FREQUENTLY USING INTERNET SLANG AND LINGO BECUASE IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY LMAO
- The “Glup Shitto Orbs” Horse goes on about is just a blatant reference to the Dragon Balls, Chaos Emeralds, and Human Souls. Because funny.

[Horse Assets]
Horse Battle Scene: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fNkDMM6L3UAIUZFHc9UReGv0vbjJV6YD/view?usp=drive_link (i need to update this sometime)
Horse Dialogue Grunt: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YB7NA5eAcw_JeyxrCJAcXVjgWe00TWw3/view?usp=drive_link
Horse Pre-Battle Laugh: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vsSQ8JsvDMwFRCNpniHyLUgdPGiR_3GG/view?usp=drive_link
Horse Fight Theme: im bad at fl studio and cannot make songs from scratch yet. there is no battle theme as of now but i’d imagine it would be full of fanservice-y motifs like freeedom, pianpian, nightmare knight, etc. because funny.

[Horse Dialogue - Literally All of It]
* = Horse
S = Susie
R = Ralsei
(Apologies if Susie and Ralsei aren’t 100% accurate writing-wise.)

[First Interaction - Meeting the Horse]
*You first encounter Horse, trapped in a cage that resembles a stable. Don’t ask what Dark World this takes place in.*
*HEY CAN YOU GUYS GET ME OUT OF HERE PRETTY PLEASE
*PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
S: Ok, first thing's first...Are you a horse? Second of all, are you a TALKING horse?
R: We've seen weirder, but I'm still confused.
*YES I AM A TALKING HORSE NOW CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE
*THIS CAGE IS DIRTY AND CRAMPED I DONT LIKE IT
S: And what's in it for us? The last time we freed someone from a prison they tried to slice us to pieces.
*I WILL GIVE YOU A COOL THING IF YOU FREE ME
*A SUPER COOL THING
*TRUST ME GUYS
*TRUST
[The Fun Gang whisper to each other.]
S: (Are you guys SURE we wanna free another lunatic?)
R: (Don't be like that, Susie! I'm sure this...talking horse will stay true to their word!)
R: (Even then, what's the worst a horse could do?)
S: (That's fair, even if they try to backstab us there's nothing some horse can do. If it tries to lay a finger on us, we'll just give em the ol' one-two.)
*ARE YOU GUYS DONE WHISPERING BECAUSE I FEEL SO LEFT OUT
*ALSO DO WE HAVE A DEAL
R: You've got a deal, horse! But how exactly DO we free you?
S: Do we need to do another stupid key fetch quest?
*NO NO THIS FETCH QUEST IS NOT FOR KEYS
*THATS STUPID
*YOU GUYS GOTTA GET ME THE ORBS
*THE GLUP SHITTO ORBS
*I NEED THOSE REAL BAD
R: Glup...Shitto...orbs...???
*YEAH
*THEYRE THESE ORBS THAT FLOAT
*AND THEY COME IN A LOT OF COOL COLORS
S: And how many are we looking for, exactly?
*SEVEN
[Susie grabs Kris and Susie, ready to skedaddle.]
S: Nope! Nevermind! C'mon guys, I don't think this is worth i-
R: (Susie!!! We're supposed to be heroes! Don't be that way!!!)
S: (Alright, fine! But don't blame me if we get double-crossed again.)
*DONT WORRY GUYS IT WONT BE HARD TO FIND THEM
*I THINK
*JUST LIKE
*LOOK AROUND SOMEWHERE
*IM SURE THEYLL TURN UP
*I BELIEVE IN YOU
*MAYBE
[End of first interaction.]

[Optional Interaction - If 1 or more orbs collected.]
*SOOOO HOWS THE ORB HUNT GOING
*OH WOW YOU HAVE [Orb Amount] THATS COOL
*YOU STILL NEED [Orb Number] LEFT SO GET TO IT

[Optional Interaction - If no orbs collected.]
*SOOOO HOWS THE ORB HUNT GOING
*OH WOW YOU HAVE NONE
*NO ORBS
*WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME
*DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO BE DOING
*LIKE FINDING THOSE ORBS
*GET TO IT

[Second Interaction - Freeing the Horse]
*OH WOW YOU ACTUALLY FOUND THEM ALL
*WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
*GIVE THEM TO ME PRETTY PLEASE
Give the Glup Shitto orbs to Horse? [ ❤️ YES               NO ]
[The orbs are given to Horse, they spin around the cage and explode.]
*OH THIS IS NICE
*THIS FEELING
*YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
*THIS FEELING OF FREEDOM
*I LIKE THIS
S: Okay, great, glad you're happy. Now hold up your end of the deal. Those orbs weren't easy to get.
*NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES PURPLEGIRL
*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[Susie and Ralsei both give a disapproving look.]
*YOULL GET YOUR REWARD SOON
*THERES JUST ONE MORE LITTLE THING I NEED
*TRUST ME ITS REAL SMALL
R: And that is...?
*BLUEPERSON
*I NEED YOUR SOUL
*I NEED YOUR LIGHT
*THERES A LIGHT INSIDE YOUR SOUL
*AND I NEED IT
S: Hey-
*NO NONO NOPE STOP IT SHUT UP
*IM TALKING TO BLUEPERSON NOT YOU PURPLEGIRL
R: Kri-
*NUH UH NOPE NAH NOT HAPPENING STOP IT GOATBOY
*THIS IS BETWEEN ME
*AND YOU
[Short pause, Kris reacts here.]
*DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK
*YOU ACT AS IF YOU WANT THAT
*AND IF YOU DONT COMPLY
[Horse starts glowing.]
*ILL JUST TAKE IT BY FORCE
*A WHOLE LOTTA FORCE
S: Aaaaaand would you look at that, another freak freed from prison and trying to kill us.
[The Gang draw their weapons.]
S: Ready to bust up another creep, guys?
[Horse stops glowing.]
*IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW GUYS
*ACTUALLY FUMING RN
*SO MAD THAT IM GONNA EXTEND THE LENGTH OF THIS SIDEQUEST
*BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT
*IM GONNA GO DESTROY THIS DARK WORLD WITH MY ORBS NOW
*TRY AND STOP ME
*I BET YOU CANT
*ALSO I CAN TELEPORT NOW
*LOL BYE
[Horse teleports away.]
R: ...Okay.
R: We should probably do something about that.
S: We REALLY should do something about that!!!!
[End of second interaction.]

[Optional Interaction - If you say NO to the Horse]
*DAMN

[Third Interaction - Horse Mountain]
S: Okay, when the HELL did a mountain get here?
R: ...Maybe the horse made it? Let's keep on our toes, we don't know what lies ahead of us.
[The Green Orb floats down.]
*OH HEY GUYS YOU MADE IT
R: Is that orb...talking???
*NO ITS ME THE HORSE
*I CAN TALK THROUGH THIS ORB
*WHICH IS CONVENIENT
*ANYWAYS IM HERE TO TELL YOU GUYS TO STOP CLIMBING MY MOUNTAIN
*ITS TOO LATE TO STOP ME NOW
S: We'll see about that.
*IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CHALLENGE ME
*CLIMB TO THE TOP
*I BET YOU CANT
S: If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!
S: C'mon, guys! Let's show this horse who's boss!


[Fourth Encounter - Halfway to the Top]
S: Man...how much longer do we have to go?
R: This sign says "THE EXACT MIDDLE OF HORSE MOUNTAIN". I think that mean's we're halfway there.
S: That's a relief, I can't handle having a dodge another falling rock.
[The Green Orb floats down again.]
*WOW YOURE ACTUALLY CLIMBING MY MOUNTAIN
*ID SAY IM IMPRESSED IF IT WERENT FOR YOU GUYS BEING
*STUPID
*AND DUMB
S: Rich, coming from you!
*NO MATTER YOU SILLY LIGHTNERS WHO ARE ALSO STUPID AND DUMB
*THE MOUNTAIN ONLY GETS TOUGHER FROM THIS POINT ON
*YOU THREE BETTER WATCH YOURSELVES
[End of Fourth Interaction]

[Fifth Interaction - Almost There]
R: Almost there, guys! I can see the peak!
S: About damn time, good work, team!
[The Green Orb floats down once more.]
*WOW
*YOU GUYS DID IT
S: Hell yeah, we did!
*DAMN
*I GUESS THERES ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO
*WHEN YOURE READY
*TAKE THE FINAL STEPS
*AND TRY YOUR MIGHT AGAINST ME
*REMEMBER
*IF YOU FAIL I WILL USE MY COOL ORBS TO DESTROY THIS DARK WORLD
S: We've come too far to back down now, ready guys?
*I LIKE YOUR REALLY STUPID CONFIDENCE ITS ALMOST IMPRESSIVE
*I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK
*BECAUSE YOURE SURE AS HELL GONNA NEED IT
*HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[End of Fifth interaction.]

[The Final Encounter - Showdown at the Peak]
*WELL WELL WELL
*IF IT ISNT THE LIGHTNERS HERE TO STOP ME
*ILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE
*BLUEPERSON
*GIVE ME THE SOUL
[Horse starts glowing.]
*I NEED IT FOR REASONS THAT DO NOT CONCERN YOU
*AS IN
*IM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I NEED IT FOR LOL
S: Back off, horse. Kris isn't gonna listen to a word you say.
R: Susie's right! Kris doesn't owe you a thing!
*I GUESS THATS THAT
*I HOPE YOU THREE KNOW THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS NOW
*IS
*ALL
*YOUR
*F A U L T
*WITH THESE ORBS IN MY POSSESSION I AM UNSTOPPABLE
*BUT YOU THREE TRYING YOUR HARDEST TO BEAT ME
*THATS PRETTY FUNNY
*LOL
*LMAO
*BUT
*ITS NOT AS FUNNY AS WHEN I CURBSTOMP YOU THREE INTO OBLIVION
S: ...Can we just get on with the fight now?
R: You've been monologuing for some time now.
*WOW
*RUDE
*YOU DIDNT EVEN LET ME GET TO MY COOL AND EVIL LAUGH
*DIDNT YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO INTERRUPT VILLAINOUS DIALOGUE
*IM GONNA MAKE WORHTLESS SCUM LIKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD
*WAS THAT TOO MUCH
S + R: Yeah.
*THAT WAS RHETORICAL SHUT UP
*WHATEVER LETS JUST START THE FIGHT
[Cue Laugh]
[The Battle Begins]

[Battle Text]
*A horse. A horse with WAY too much power. [CHECK]

[Flavor Text]
*THE HORSE IS HERE [First Turn]
*The air crackles with freedom.
*Horse floats ominously...somehow.
*Quit horsing around!
*Petah...
*A horse walks into a bar...
*THIS FLAVOR TEXT WAS HIJACKED BY HORSE LMAO
*The Horse is preparing something big...! [Pre-Final Attack]

[Post-Battle Dialogue - SPARED]
To SPARE Horse, you have to discharge the 7 Glup Shitto orbs via ACTing which leaves the Horse powerless.

*YOU STUPID KIDS HAVE DONE SURPRISINGLY WELL AGAINST MY POWER
*BUT AFTER THIS ATTACK
*YOULL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY
[The orbs float around Horse, causing it to power up and start to glow.]
*MY MERCY
[Beat]
[The horse stops charging, and abruptly falls to the ground along with the orbs, which are now all grey.]
*WHUH
*WHAT
*THATS NOT
*WHY DID
*WHAT THE F
[Susie interrupts Horse before it can say such profanities.]
S: HA! Looks like your little orbs don't work anymore.
R: Us discharging your orbs has left you powerless, it's over!
*NO THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING
*IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE WINNER
*THE COOL GUY WHO WINS AND BEATS YOU THREE UP
*AND GETS THE FREEDOM IN THE END
S: Keep yappin' all you want, I say it's time for a little payback.
[The Gang step closer to Horse.]
*HEY UH
*NO NEED TO DO ANYTHING WE MIGHT REGRET
[Another Step.]
*DONT MOVE ANOTHER INCH OK
*WE CAN WORK THIS OUT
[One Last Step.]
*OK OK FINE
*I ADMIT DEFEAT
*YOU WIN
*IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR
S: Yeah.
R: Kinda.
*I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING MY ASS BEAT SO UH
*ILL JUST
*ILL JUST HELP YOU GUYS OUT NOW
[Horse transforms into an item, and floats into Kris' pocket.]
(You got the HorseyHooves!)
(You got a ShadowCrystal.)

[Post-Battle Dialogue - FOUGHT]
To defeat Horse through FIGHTing, you have to attack the 7 Glup Shitto orbs until they break, which renders them useless and Horse powerless.

*WHAT
*WHATS HAPPENING
*WHATS HAPPENING TO MY POWERS
*THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
S: Well, it is.
*I DONT APPRECIATE YOUR SASS IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE
[Horse falls to the ground, powerless.]
*UH
*UH OH
[The Gang step closer to Horse.]
*HEY HEY HEY
[Another Step.]
*DONT GET ANY CLOSER
*WE CAN WORK THIS OUT RIGHT
*RIGHT
[One Last Step.]
*ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE YOU WIN
*ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
*YOU WON
S: Yeah.
R: Kinda.
*I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING MY ASS BEAT SO UH
*ILL JUST
*ILL JUST HELP YOU GUYS OUT NOW
[Horse transforms into an item, and floats into Kris' pocket.]
(You got the HorseyHatchet!)
(You got a ShadowCrystal.)

[Item Info]
HorseyHooves: A pair of shoes that resemble a horse's hoof. Damage is slightly reduced when hugging walls.
HorseyHatchet: An axe with an elegant mane. Slightly slows down enemy bullet speed if a critical hit is landed.