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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.991
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- >come home
- >see this
- >what do?
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- Say that Husk is the better fluffer
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- >come home and find a window smashed
- >on edge like a motherfcker
- >hear muffled snoring
- >it's a massive fcking cat with an empty bottle of your rum in it's hands
- >passed out drunk on top of your fridge
- >how the fck did it even get there
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- Clearly the best option is to get him a glass of water, and a sandwich for when he wakes up to help him with his hang over.
- And then cuddle the fluff.
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- >what, where am I?
- >oh sht, I just broke in some fcks house
- >oh sht he's right there in front of me offering me a sandwich and some water
- >and some ibuprofen
- >eh, I guess I could stay a while, where's the rest of the booze?
- >oh sht, I drank it all
- >win some lose some
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- >When hiding your Vodka comes in handy
- Man, good thing I'm a dmbass who does sht like that
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- >Husk's feline nature overrides his human mind when he gets too drunk
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- >Instinctively wants to rest on anything warm. Laptops, sunny spots on the floor, speakers.
- >Likes to curl up in small spaces such as boxes or book shelves
- >Can't help but chase any small, fast moving objects he happens to spot
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- Goddmn it, stop making me want the catdemon to lay in bed with me like an actual cat.
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