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husk act like a cat when he is drunk

Mar 11th, 2021
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.991
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  3. >come home
  4. >see this
  5. >what do?
  6. -
  7. Say that Husk is the better fluffer
  8. -
  9. >come home and find a window smashed
  10. >on edge like a motherfcker
  11. >hear muffled snoring
  12. >it's a massive fcking cat with an empty bottle of your rum in it's hands
  13. >passed out drunk on top of your fridge
  14. >how the fck did it even get there
  15. -
  16. Clearly the best option is to get him a glass of water, and a sandwich for when he wakes up to help him with his hang over.
  17. And then cuddle the fluff.
  18. -
  19. >what, where am I?
  20. >oh sht, I just broke in some fcks house
  21. >oh sht he's right there in front of me offering me a sandwich and some water
  22. >and some ibuprofen
  23. >eh, I guess I could stay a while, where's the rest of the booze?
  24. >oh sht, I drank it all
  25. >win some lose some
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  27. >When hiding your Vodka comes in handy
  28. Man, good thing I'm a dmbass who does sht like that
  29. ---
  30. >Husk's feline nature overrides his human mind when he gets too drunk
  31. Based
  32.  
  33. >Instinctively wants to rest on anything warm. Laptops, sunny spots on the floor, speakers.
  34. >Likes to curl up in small spaces such as boxes or book shelves
  35. >Can't help but chase any small, fast moving objects he happens to spot
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  37. Goddmn it, stop making me want the catdemon to lay in bed with me like an actual cat.
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