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- >You are anon
- >And a fucking blaring is waking you up
- >You smash the thing you call an alarm clock and stop the incessant noise
- >Might as well fuckin do the routine
- >Stumbling through the darkness you find your bathroom door handle
- >only minor scrapes from tripping yes
- >Shit and your shower with complimentary shave, the whole early bird special
- >only this one is still dark what the fuck
- >why is it so dark in your house
- >after throwing on random clothes in a probably correct order you venture down stairs
- >its still midnight, the moon-light shines down through your windows to show a shadow figure
- >the shape is so famaliar
- >the scent of bananna in the air
- >You begin to panic, "No...not the dong. It cannot expand here."
- >You look closely in fear of the light as you flick the lightswitch
- >oh its just fluttershy
- What the everloving fuck, do you want fluttershy
- >"Oh hi, um anon are midnight terrors your fetish?"
- >She cant possibly mean-
- >Suddenly shadowy creatures begin to come out of the dark pits of the room
- >Terrorbeaks and Crawling Horrors alike all come towards you in mass
- >Your vain attempts to stuff blue mushrooms down your face do nothing for your sanity
- >YOU DID NOT COOK THEM FOOL
- >a loud voice, that can only be...
- >You see the Shadowy Tall man of the campfire, forthtold in stories
- >YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DARK
- >oh god your gonna die
- >as they overcome you, you yell out a single last breath
- FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
- ----------GAME OVER--------------
- GREAT I DIED
- >You slump back in your gaming chair, disgruntled at your video game death
- >You turn on your mic and begin to initiate SALT.MP4
- Why didnt you light the fucking campfire fluttershy
- >A stuttering voice that is fluttterfuckhead states "I-I didnt want to burn the living logs, a-and I had a lighter, b-but you wouldnt come over here"
- >You just sigh and chuck your headset at the wall
- >Well guess you cant play videogames in equestria either, all because of
- Fucking Fluttershy
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