Drone95

FlutterTerrors

Dec 28th, 2014
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  1. >You are anon
  2. >And a fucking blaring is waking you up
  3. >You smash the thing you call an alarm clock and stop the incessant noise
  4. >Might as well fuckin do the routine
  5. >Stumbling through the darkness you find your bathroom door handle
  6. >only minor scrapes from tripping yes
  7. >Shit and your shower with complimentary shave, the whole early bird special
  8. >only this one is still dark what the fuck
  9. >why is it so dark in your house
  10. >after throwing on random clothes in a probably correct order you venture down stairs
  11. >its still midnight, the moon-light shines down through your windows to show a shadow figure
  12. >the shape is so famaliar
  13. >the scent of bananna in the air
  14. >You begin to panic, "No...not the dong. It cannot expand here."
  15. >You look closely in fear of the light as you flick the lightswitch
  16. >oh its just fluttershy
  17. What the everloving fuck, do you want fluttershy
  18. >"Oh hi, um anon are midnight terrors your fetish?"
  19. >She cant possibly mean-
  20. >Suddenly shadowy creatures begin to come out of the dark pits of the room
  21. >Terrorbeaks and Crawling Horrors alike all come towards you in mass
  22. >Your vain attempts to stuff blue mushrooms down your face do nothing for your sanity
  23. >YOU DID NOT COOK THEM FOOL
  24. >a loud voice, that can only be...
  25. >You see the Shadowy Tall man of the campfire, forthtold in stories
  26. >YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE DARK
  27. >oh god your gonna die
  28. >as they overcome you, you yell out a single last breath
  29. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
  30.  
  31.  
  32. ----------GAME OVER--------------
  33. GREAT I DIED
  34. >You slump back in your gaming chair, disgruntled at your video game death
  35. >You turn on your mic and begin to initiate SALT.MP4
  36. Why didnt you light the fucking campfire fluttershy
  37. >A stuttering voice that is fluttterfuckhead states "I-I didnt want to burn the living logs, a-and I had a lighter, b-but you wouldnt come over here"
  38. >You just sigh and chuck your headset at the wall
  39. >Well guess you cant play videogames in equestria either, all because of
  40. Fucking Fluttershy
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