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A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: Captain Canada Guts Challenge

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  1. [2013-12-09 00:25:27] <Falconis> LOGGING START, CANADAMAN GUTS GYM CHALLENGE
  2. [2013-12-09 00:25:43] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Muscles are your friend, do not reject their tender touch.''
  3. [2013-12-09 00:25:58] =-= Otter is now known as Ontario
  4. [2013-12-09 00:27:22] <Falconis> In your wandering around the strange Japanese Base, you discover a familiar thing, a Gym
  5. [2013-12-09 00:27:42] * Ontario blinks a bit, seeing the gym. "Gee! Looks like quite the rousing gym there, eh?"
  6. [2013-12-09 00:27:57] <Falconis> Soldiers and pokemon run the elliptical track that lines the edges
  7. [2013-12-09 00:28:10] <Falconis> Jumping hurdes, climbing walls and swimming through pools on occasion
  8. [2013-12-09 00:28:29] * Ontario looks at the Gym and walks around a bit, looking a bit lost
  9. [2013-12-09 00:28:51] <Falconis> inside the ring, soldiers and pokemon fight each other and train with each other, throwing punches and kicks at blistering speeds, the occasional blast of ember lighting up the room more
  10. [2013-12-09 00:29:42] <Falconis> In the very center, a Tall, burly man wearing fatigue pants, a camo tank top and a hat you are sure you have heard about as the famous texas hat on his head
  11. [2013-12-09 00:30:16] <Falconis> He drinks a Lemonade as he watches a fight between two magikarp, the giant GUTS emblazoned on his back flickering in the light from embers
  12. [2013-12-09 00:30:35] * Ontario blinks at this man and walks over to him, because THAT HAT
  13. [2013-12-09 00:30:49] <Falconis> The red corner magikarp seems to splash with more enthusiasm than his blue corner counterpart, but it's still anyone's match
  14. [2013-12-09 00:30:53] <Falconis> >_
  15. [2013-12-09 00:31:12] <Ontario> "AHOY DERE" He yells as he nears the ring
  16. [2013-12-09 00:31:50] <Falconis> The large man...cringes and turns to face you when you cry out, a look bordering on dispair covering his face
  17. [2013-12-09 00:32:01] <Falconis> [Phil]"Oh no, no no not here."
  18. [2013-12-09 00:33:24] * Ontario blinks, tilting his head a bit
  19. [2013-12-09 00:34:50] <Falconis> Phil grumbles a bit and tilts his hat backward
  20. [2013-12-09 00:35:42] <Falconis> [Phil]"Now don't you start tryin to be all nice. I'd recognize that accent anywar. If I hear even one sorry I'm gonna punch your teeth out, clear?"
  21. [2013-12-09 00:36:45] <Ontario> "Sorry... I mean not sorry!"
  22. [2013-12-09 00:37:24] <Falconis> 1d20 mega punch
  23. [2013-12-09 00:37:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, mega punch: 13 [1d20=13]
  24. [2013-12-09 00:37:53] <Falconis> 3d6+18 PAUNCH
  25. [2013-12-09 00:37:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, PAUNCH: 28 [3d6=2,2,6]
  26. [2013-12-09 00:38:03] <Falconis> Phil rams a fist into your face
  27. [2013-12-09 00:38:31] * Ontario takes the punch like a champ.
  28. [2013-12-09 00:38:42] <Ontario> "Oh nice one dere eh?"
  29. [2013-12-09 00:38:53] <Falconis> "Now cut that out. Don't make me get serious chump"
  30. [2013-12-09 00:39:09] <Falconis> "Why are you here anyway"
  31. [2013-12-09 00:40:57] <Ontario> "I was gonna challenge the gym, if not too much bother."
  32. [2013-12-09 00:42:14] <Falconis> Phil grimaces and goes 'pfha' [Phil]"Alright then boy, lets see what you've got."
  33. [2013-12-09 00:42:24] <Falconis> "Do you know the rules of this here GUTS GYM?"
  34. [2013-12-09 00:42:58] <Falconis> "We don't fight with equipment here, you won't always have these things to protect you, it's just you and your pokemon, got it?"
  35. [2013-12-09 00:43:42] <Ontario> "Don't need shield, you never know what you need." He flexes his suprisingly strong muscles.
  36. [2013-12-09 00:45:54] <Falconis> "Alright then, lets get this started. Are you ready?"
  37. [2013-12-09 00:46:11] <Falconis> Phil whips out two pokeballs and throws them into the air
  38. [2013-12-09 00:47:41] <Falconis> ?
  39. [2013-12-09 00:48:10] * Ontario nods and tosses out a pokeball, revealing a...seel
  40. [2013-12-09 00:48:33] <Ontario> "Well Nunavut! Let's handle this!"
  41. [2013-12-09 00:48:48] <Ontario> (Speed 8 on Ontario, 5 on Nunavut)
  42. [2013-12-09 00:49:06] <Falconis> Phil grins and kicks his pokeballs as they fall, pressing the release switches and two Muscular Machoke pop out
  43. [2013-12-09 00:49:10] <Falconis> The pose and flex
  44. [2013-12-09 00:49:24] <Falconis> [Phil]"Welcome to the Guts gym kid, LETS GO"
  45. [2013-12-09 00:49:25] <Falconis> ENGAGE
  46. [2013-12-09 00:50:02] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Mike and Terry 10, Ontario 8, Nunavut 5''
  47. [2013-12-09 00:50:46] <Falconis> Mike and terry look at each other and grin
  48. [2013-12-09 00:51:10] <Falconis> The rush forward, Mike slides in and tarry hops over him and they both swing kicks at the Seel
  49. [2013-12-09 00:51:27] <Falconis> 1d20 low sweep ac 2
  50. [2013-12-09 00:51:29] <Falconis> 1d20 low sweep ac 2
  51. [2013-12-09 00:51:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, low sweep ac 2: 20 [1d20=20]
  52. [2013-12-09 00:51:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, low sweep ac 2: 5 [1d20=5]
  53. [2013-12-09 00:51:53] <Falconis> 6d6+40 crit fighting
  54. [2013-12-09 00:51:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, crit fighting: 59 [6d6=6,4,2,1,2,4]
  55. [2013-12-09 00:51:59] <Ontario> Also 1 miss
  56. [2013-12-09 00:52:31] <Falconis> Terry misses the smaller pokemon, landing beside him, but Mike's foot connects
  57. [2013-12-09 00:52:34] <Falconis> WAP
  58. [2013-12-09 00:52:38] <Falconis> next in order
  59. [2013-12-09 00:53:33] * Ontario runs over and kicks at Mike
  60. [2013-12-09 00:53:36] <Ontario> 1d20 Double Kick go
  61. [2013-12-09 00:53:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Double Kick go: 13 [1d20=13]
  62. [2013-12-09 00:54:13] <Falconis> hitto
  63. [2013-12-09 00:55:02] <Ontario> 1d20 Oh yeah
  64. [2013-12-09 00:55:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Oh yeah: 6 [1d20=6]
  65. [2013-12-09 00:55:05] <Ontario> ac 2
  66. [2013-12-09 00:55:20] <Falconis> hitto
  67. [2013-12-09 00:56:10] <Ontario> 2d6+8+8 KICKS
  68. [2013-12-09 00:56:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, KICKS: 23 [2d6=3,4]
  69. [2013-12-09 00:56:30] <Ontario> "Nunavut! Icy wind!"
  70. [2013-12-09 00:56:42] <Ontario> 1d20 On Mike
  71. [2013-12-09 00:56:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, On Mike: 6 [1d20=6]
  72. [2013-12-09 00:56:45] <Falconis> Mike takes the two hits on his chest with a grimace
  73. [2013-12-09 00:56:48] <Ontario> AC 3 Special
  74. [2013-12-09 00:56:59] <Falconis> hitto
  75. [2013-12-09 00:57:54] <Ontario> 2d6+8+6 Lower that speed -1 combat stage pls
  76. [2013-12-09 00:57:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Lower that speed -1 combat stage pls: 19 [2d6=4,1]
  77. [2013-12-09 00:57:55] |<-- Jay has left irc.thisisnotatrueending.com (Ping timeout)
  78. [2013-12-09 00:58:42] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Mike 10, Terry 9 Ontario 8, Nunavut 5''
  79. [2013-12-09 00:59:19] <Falconis> Mike shivers
  80. [2013-12-09 01:00:14] <Falconis> Mike steps forward and throws a knife hand at Nunavut
  81. [2013-12-09 01:00:18] <Falconis> 1d20 KARATE CHOP
  82. [2013-12-09 01:00:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, KARATE CHOP: 9 [1d20=9]
  83. [2013-12-09 01:00:34] <Falconis> 3d6+30 chop
  84. [2013-12-09 01:00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, chop: 43 [3d6=2,5,6]
  85. [2013-12-09 01:00:40] * Ontario runs to intercept for the creature!
  86. [2013-12-09 01:01:31] <Falconis> The chop lands on your arm, and Mike nods in respect
  87. [2013-12-09 01:01:43] <Falconis> Just as terry throws at chop of his own, at you!
  88. [2013-12-09 01:01:51] <Falconis> 1d20 CHOP CHOP
  89. [2013-12-09 01:01:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, CHOP CHOP: 13 [1d20=13]
  90. [2013-12-09 01:02:13] <Falconis> 2d6+30 chops
  91. [2013-12-09 01:02:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, chops: 35 [2d6=3,2]
  92. [2013-12-09 01:02:26] <Falconis> (-6 from the first attack)
  93. [2013-12-09 01:02:34] <Falconis> (accidentally rolled 3d6_
  94. [2013-12-09 01:02:44] * Ontario takes the hits with GUSTO
  95. [2013-12-09 01:02:52] <Falconis> ontario go!
  96. [2013-12-09 01:03:34] * Ontario runs at Mike and Punches him with a shattering fist!
  97. [2013-12-09 01:03:37] <Ontario> 1d20 Rock Smash
  98. [2013-12-09 01:03:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Rock Smash: 4 [1d20=4]
  99. [2013-12-09 01:03:42] <Ontario> (AC 2 :<)
  100. [2013-12-09 01:04:10] <Falconis> Mike sways, but the punch connects!
  101. [2013-12-09 01:04:26] <Ontario> 1d8+5+8 Comeoneansmash
  102. [2013-12-09 01:04:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Comeoneansmash: 14 [1d8=1]
  103. [2013-12-09 01:04:45] <Falconis> Mike takes the hit and chuckles slightly, shaking his head
  104. [2013-12-09 01:04:48] <Falconis> NUNAVUT
  105. [2013-12-09 01:04:59] <Ontario> "Nunavut! Encore on that one!" He points to Terry
  106. [2013-12-09 01:05:14] <Ontario> 1d6 What do I get
  107. [2013-12-09 01:05:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, What do I get: 5 [1d6=5]
  108. [2013-12-09 01:05:20] <Ontario> ENRAGED!
  109. [2013-12-09 01:06:00] <Falconis> Terry becomes FURIOUS when he sees the magical clapping hands
  110. [2013-12-09 01:06:05] <Falconis> this may not have been the best idea
  111. [2013-12-09 01:06:24] <Falconis> Mike swings around you and sweeps at the small pokemon
  112. [2013-12-09 01:06:30] <Falconis> 1d20 LEG SWEEPS FOR NO LEG
  113. [2013-12-09 01:06:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, LEG SWEEPS FOR NO LEG: 12 [1d20=12]
  114. [2013-12-09 01:07:03] <Falconis> 3d6+30 low sweep fighting
  115. [2013-12-09 01:07:06] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, low sweep fighting: 40 [3d6=5,4,1]
  116. [2013-12-09 01:07:21] <Ontario> The small pokemon slips and is Down from the mighty kick!
  117. [2013-12-09 01:08:30] * Ontario tosses out his Snover who whips up a nasty Ice Storm! (Snow Warning Activates)
  118. [2013-12-09 01:08:52] <Falconis> (speed?)
  119. [2013-12-09 01:08:56] <Ontario> (10 Speed on Skat)
  120. [2013-12-09 01:10:00] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Skat and Mike 10, Terry 9 Ontario 8, HAIL''
  121. [2013-12-09 01:10:07] <Falconis> (sec)
  122. [2013-12-09 01:11:41] <Ontario> ".... Sorry!"
  123. [2013-12-09 01:12:52] <Falconis> Phil stares red death at you
  124. [2013-12-09 01:12:58] <Falconis> NEW ROUND
  125. [2013-12-09 01:13:09] <Falconis> (roll 1d10 for turn order)
  126. [2013-12-09 01:13:11] <Falconis> 1d10
  127. [2013-12-09 01:13:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, 1d10: 2 [1d10=2]
  128. [2013-12-09 01:13:24] <Ontario> 1d10 k
  129. [2013-12-09 01:13:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, k: 5 [1d10=5]
  130. [2013-12-09 01:13:29] <Falconis> SKAT GO
  131. [2013-12-09 01:13:38] <Falconis> ...wait no
  132. [2013-12-09 01:13:38] <Falconis> <_<
  133. [2013-12-09 01:13:44] <Falconis> it's Terry's turn
  134. [2013-12-09 01:13:45] <Falconis> my bad
  135. [2013-12-09 01:13:54] <Ontario> (Yeah don't forget him!)
  136. [2013-12-09 01:14:08] <Falconis> Terry screams in rage and jumps at you the encore clouding his mind
  137. [2013-12-09 01:14:18] <Falconis> 1d20 seismic toss
  138. [2013-12-09 01:14:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, seismic toss: 6 [1d20=6]
  139. [2013-12-09 01:15:03] <Falconis> Terry grabs you and spins you around his body like a whirlwind and then smashes you into the ground with a CRACK
  140. [2013-12-09 01:15:08] <Falconis> (lower HP by 30)
  141. [2013-12-09 01:15:17] <Ontario> (Oh man I'm just barely up then)
  142. [2013-12-09 01:15:29] * Ontario is knocked to the ground hard, but weakly stands after the hit
  143. [2013-12-09 01:15:30] <Falconis> 1d20 still angry?
  144. [2013-12-09 01:15:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, still angry?: 10 [1d20=10]
  145. [2013-12-09 01:15:35] <Falconis> STILL ANRGY
  146. [2013-12-09 01:15:40] <Falconis> the hail beats on him,
  147. [2013-12-09 01:15:44] <Falconis> ONTARIO GO
  148. [2013-12-09 01:15:58] * Ontario heals to the natural cool conditions (Ice Body op)
  149. [2013-12-09 01:16:21] * Ontario jumps at Mike, kicking him twice again
  150. [2013-12-09 01:16:24] <Ontario> 1d20 Double Kicku
  151. [2013-12-09 01:16:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Double Kicku: 14 [1d20=14]
  152. [2013-12-09 01:16:29] <Ontario> 1d20 Double Kicku
  153. [2013-12-09 01:16:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Double Kicku: 7 [1d20=7]
  154. [2013-12-09 01:16:46] <Falconis> roll damage
  155. [2013-12-09 01:17:02] <Ontario> 2d6+16
  156. [2013-12-09 01:17:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, 2d6+16: 25 [2d6=5,4]
  157. [2013-12-09 01:17:32] <Falconis> WAP WAP, the kicks hit mike and he grunts in pain, he still seems to be pretty healthy though
  158. [2013-12-09 01:17:43] <Falconis> SKAT
  159. [2013-12-09 01:18:15] * Ontario points. "Skat! Icy Wind on that one!" He points to Mike again
  160. [2013-12-09 01:18:19] <Ontario> 1d20 FREEZE SUKA
  161. [2013-12-09 01:18:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, FREEZE SUKA: 5 [1d20=5]
  162. [2013-12-09 01:18:25] <Ontario> (AC 3)
  163. [2013-12-09 01:19:01] <Falconis> hit
  164. [2013-12-09 01:19:25] <Ontario> 3d8+10+16
  165. [2013-12-09 01:19:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, 3d8+10+16: 44 [3d8=5,8,5]
  166. [2013-12-09 01:19:33] <Ontario> (-1 speed again)
  167. [2013-12-09 01:19:46] <Falconis> Mike growls and braces for the hit
  168. [2013-12-09 01:19:48] <Falconis> WOOOSH
  169. [2013-12-09 01:20:42] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Skat and Mike 9, Terry 9 Ontario 8, HAIL''
  170. [2013-12-09 01:20:49] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Skat 10, Mike 9, Terry 9 Ontario 8, HAIL''
  171. [2013-12-09 01:21:03] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Skat 10, Mike 8 Terry 8 and Ontario 8, HAIL''
  172. [2013-12-09 01:21:23] <Falconis> He looks like he's barely holding on
  173. [2013-12-09 01:21:35] <Falconis> Mike flexes and prepares for his final attack
  174. [2013-12-09 01:21:39] <Falconis> (roll for turn order)
  175. [2013-12-09 01:21:43] <Falconis> 1d20 mike
  176. [2013-12-09 01:21:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, mike: 16 [1d20=16]
  177. [2013-12-09 01:21:49] <Falconis> 1d20 terry
  178. [2013-12-09 01:21:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, terry: 14 [1d20=14]
  179. [2013-12-09 01:22:11] <Ontario> 1d10 Okay
  180. [2013-12-09 01:22:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, Okay: 7 [1d10=7]
  181. [2013-12-09 01:22:17] <Falconis> 20
  182. [2013-12-09 01:22:35] <Falconis> roll 20 not 10
  183. [2013-12-09 01:22:39] <Ontario> 1d20 >16
  184. [2013-12-09 01:22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Ontario, >16: 9 [1d20=9]
  185. [2013-12-09 01:23:14] <Falconis> Mike flashes forward, eyes dead set on taking out the small icy pokemon
  186. [2013-12-09 01:23:18] <Falconis> 1d20 revenge
  187. [2013-12-09 01:23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, revenge: 18 [1d20=18]
  188. [2013-12-09 01:23:41] <Falconis> 5d10+32
  189. [2013-12-09 01:23:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, 5d10+32: 61 [5d10=9,4,4,6,6]
  190. [2013-12-09 01:24:10] <Ontario> Skat goes down hard!
  191. [2013-12-09 01:24:41] * Ontario quickly sends out his Buizel!
  192. [2013-12-09 01:24:53] <Ontario> (22 Speed)
  193. [2013-12-09 01:24:55] <Falconis> Mike breaths out slowly, his breath steaming as the hail beats on him
  194. [2013-12-09 01:25:00] <Falconis> he's still standing, somehow
  195. [2013-12-09 01:25:23] =-= Falconis has changed the topic to ``Buziel 22, Mike 8 Terry 8 and Ontario 8, HAIL''
  196. [2013-12-09 01:25:29] <Falconis> TERRY IS STILL FURIOUS
  197. [2013-12-09 01:25:43] <Falconis> he searches for a target and swings at you
  198. [2013-12-09 01:26:06] <Falconis> 1d20 attention all choppers
  199. [2013-12-09 01:26:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, attention all choppers: 9 [1d20=9]
  200. [2013-12-09 01:26:22] <Falconis> 2d6+30 chops in aisle 4
  201. [2013-12-09 01:26:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Falconis, chops in aisle 4: 38 [2d6=6,2]
  202. [2013-12-09 01:26:34] <Ontario> (Can Buizel intercept?)
  203. [2013-12-09 01:27:31] <Falconis> (it's a full action, not sure since he doesn't actually have a move this turn)
  204. [2013-12-09 01:27:55] <Ontario> (If not i'll be down so, I guess it's OVER)
  205. [2013-12-09 01:29:45] <Ontario> Ontario is knocked down, and out
  206. [2013-12-09 01:30:37] <Falconis> Phil grunts "You did good Kid, very resourceful. I approve. Come back and test again, sometime"
  207. [2013-12-09 01:30:42] <Falconis> GUTS CHALLENGE FAILED
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