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Gomenasai, my name is Watson-Sama.

Apr 19th, 2020
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  3. Gomenasai, my name is Watson-Sama.
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  5. I'm a 42 year old British Otaku (Mahjong fan for you gaijins). I draw tiles on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my flow and playing superior Japanese games. (MahjongSoul, Tenhou, Yakuza 0)
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  7. I train with my riichi stick every day, this superior yaku can cut clean through any damaten hand because I have carved my hand over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other yaku on earth. I earned my mahjong license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
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  9. I play Mahjong fluently, both tsumo and the ron dialect, and I riichi fluently as well. I know everything about Mahjong history and their tile efficiency code, which I follow 100%
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  11. When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an gambler for Madhouse or a lesbian!
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  13. I own several gacha costumes, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my nyaggers and hags and fold as often as I can, but rarely does anyone make a mangan.
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  15. Wish me luck in Japan!
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