shitpost one-shot story: buff sir pentious (NSFW)

more stories from Hazbin Hotel General 4chan /trash/, this time it's about buff sir pentious. if you don't know (or haven't watch hazbin hotel -(CLIP)- "Something Rotten") it's sir pentious but @physicallychat (go follow him) made art of "what if sir pentious was buff?" and this.
http://is2.4chan.org/trash/1564004118197.jpg
http://is2.4chan.org/trash/1564004210486.png

love him, now time for the one-shot story.
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>"Finally! After acquring anabolic sssteroids I'll now be the strongest demon in Hell! The East Side will have no choice but to praaaisse my genius intellect AND amazing body! Nobody will beat me up ever again!"
>"Gee, boss! You sure are looking NICE!"
>"You could smash a guy!"
>"I wish he'd smash ME!"
>Cherry Bomb and Angel break in again
>smashing egg bois left and right
>Get to the control room
>"What perfect timing, Lady and Gentleman! How do I look?"
>Sir Pentious flexes
>Cherry and Angel drop to their knees, unable to comprehend the buff snake before them.
>Angel is the first to get up and pounce the serpent
>Cherry Bomb shoves him off, "what the hell do you think your doing? Snakes have two dicks! You don't have the equipment to handle that"
>Sir Pentious smiled as Cherry began to strip
>He slithers around her, slowly coiling his tail around her legs, whilst tossing his hat onto the control panel.
>Cherry loses her balance and falls backward, right into Pentious' pecs
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That it... sorry but I will update it, if someone on 4chan continue it.