Rarifag21

Raripie Story

Aug 15th, 2014
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  1. >You're Pinkie Pie!
  2. >...Or was it Ponka Poe?
  3. >Pinka Pee?
  4. >You'll figure it out later
  5. >Anyway, you're on your way!
  6. >On your way to where, you ask?
  7. >First of all, who ARE you?
  8. >You're Pinkie Pie!
  9. >...Wait, what's going on now?
  10. >Oh, right!
  11. >You're on your way to Rarity's!
  12. >Probably one of your bestest best friends!
  13. >Right next to Rainbow Dash
  14. >...And Twilight
  15. >And Fluttershy
  16. >And Pinkie Pie-Oops!
  17. >That's you, silly
  18. >But, she's one of your best friends
  19. >And you decided to visit her today!
  20. >Mostly because she asked you to yesterday, but still!
  21. >Anyway, you're galloping on to Rarity's
  22. >Like the good pony you are!
  23. >And, big surprise, you GET to Rarity's!
  24. >Knocking on the door, you wait for the white pony to answer
  25. >"It's open, darling."
  26. >Oh, yeah
  27. >She lives in her shop, so of course it's always open!
  28. >As you enter the door, you notice... a lot of dresses
  29. >And you mean, a LOT
  30. >A lot more than usual
  31. >And it's only the shop floor!
  32. >"Oh!" Says the Rarity pony, turning around to face you, "Pinkie Pie! I almost forgot you were coming over."
  33. "Probably because I was late."
  34. >She just gives you this meanie look
  35. >"...Right."
  36. >She swiftly turns around, and starts to work on another one of her dresses
  37. "So, why'd you ask me to come over, anyway?"
  38. >"Well, believe it or not, I'd like you to... critique me."
  39. >Huh?
  40. >Critique her?
  41. "But Rarity, I'm a pastry critiquer, not a dress one!"
  42. >"Precisely!"
  43. >...Huh?
  44. >You decide trot over to the nearest bench, and take a seat on it, wondering what she's talking about
  45. >"You see," She starts, putting the finishing touches on one of her dresses, "Canterlot is hosting it's fourth annual modiste contest," she turns to you to explain, "that's 'dressmaking', Pinkie Pie."
  46. "Oooh!"
  47. >"Hsted by the three-er... FOUR Princesses of Equestria; Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight."
  48. "Ooooh! How come I've never heard about this?"
  49. >"You have."
  50. "...When?"
  51. >Rarity sighs, and puts up her finished dress on one of the manequins
  52. >"Last, week. Me and Twilight asked you to bake pastries for the eve-"
  53. "That never happened." You said in a matter of fact tone
  54. >Rarity walked over to you, and you think her left eye twitched
  55. >Your left, not her's
  56. >"Yes, it did. We caught you in the street with Mr. Cake and the Pound Twins. We asked you to do it and you said you couldn't because you were babysitting the twins on that day."
  57. "That was Mrs. Cake."
  58. >"No it wa-"
  59. >Silence falls over Rarity, as her face turns blank
  60. >She stayed silent for a few minutes, before you booped her nose to wake her up
  61. "Rarity? You okay?"
  62. >"No wonder why you were blue..." She mumbles, before regaining her compurse
  63. >"A-Anyway, She said she couldn't do it. So we asked Applejack. /She/ couldn't do it because she /apparently/ was a model for the thing."
  64. >Rarity seemed to roll her eyes at that fact
  65. >"How she ever got that job, I'll never know..." She mumbled... again. "Anyway, so Twilight asked myself to bake the pastries. Knowing that I am just a FANTASTIC pastry chef, I obliged."
  66. "And, now you want me to taste the pastries...?"
  67. >She nods, and you jump in explosive happiness!
  68. "Why didn't ya ask me sooner?!"
  69. >Oh, right
  70. "It's because you thought Mrs. Cake was me-"
  71. >"That never happened."
  72. "...But, you said it d-"
  73. >She shushes you, putting a hoof to your lips
  74. >"Come with me."
  75. >Removing her hoof, she starts towards the kitchen
  76. >You follow, bouncing behind her
  77. >...Wait
  78. >You never knew Rarity had a kitchen!
  79. >The first thing you saw when you entered was...
  80. >Was...
  81. >The most FANTASTIC ULTRA FABULOUS SUPER-DUPER AMAZINGLY-AMAZING PASTRY FULL OF TABLES!
  82. >...Table full of pastries
  83. >That's what you meant
  84. >"Now, Pinkie, I want you to take-"
  85. "ALL OF THESE!?"
  86. >"...No, if you would let me finish. I want you to take a single, tiny, TINY piece of each and every single one of these pastries. If they're good, then tell me. If they're not, then you can eat them all."
  87. "Really?!"
  88. >She just nods, once again
  89. >You zoom to the first one, and take the tiniest piece of it that you could, while still being able to taste the taste, and munch it down
  90. >...Hm
  91. >"...Well?"
  92. "It... was..."
  93. >You show no expression
  94. >"...W-Was what?"
  95. "The..."
  96. >Rarity takes a hard gulp, biting her lower lip
  97. "...BEST I EVER HAD!"
  98. >You jump in the air, fireworks exploding behind you
  99. >And, you ALMOST smashed the table, but stopped just before you hit it!
  100. >You then softly floated to the floor, a big ol' smile upon your face
  101. >Rarity sighs, and smiles
  102. >"Well, I sure hope the rest of them are that great!"
  103. "So do I!"
  104. >So, you start to take the tiniest bites out of each and every one... telling Rarity that they're great!
  105. >...Until
  106. >You notice that Rarity isn't there anymore
  107. >...Wonder where she went?
  108. >Eh, she probably had to go to the bathroom
  109. >You take a quick glance at...
  110. >Oh...
  111. >All of these pastries
  112. >You pick one up in your hooves, and lick your lips...
  113. >No!
  114. >Pinkie Pie, you're better than that!
  115. >Just imagine how sad your friend would be...
  116. >But....
  117. >Mhmm...
  118. >It looks so good...
  119. >...Maybe just a bite
  120. >You swallow the cake whole, and smile
  121. 'Omigosh...!' You think, rubbing your tummy, 'That was so great!'
  122. >You quickly rush around the table, inspecting the rest of the pastries, such as cakes, cookies, chocolate... cupcakes... pies...
  123. >Your stomach rumbles...
  124. >They look so good...
  125. >...YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
  126.  
  127. >Ohh... boy
  128. >That was great...
  129. 'Rarity, what did you put in those...?'
  130. >"...PINKIE?!"
  131. >Sudden guilt overflows you, as you lay your hooves on your belly
  132. >You slowly turn your head to the white unicorn, your back on the table
  133. >Most of the plates are completely broken under your weight
  134. "...They weren't good, heheh..."
  135. >Guilt quickly turns into fear, as Rarity's face turns from sorrow to anger
  136. >"I... I... I... I SPENT /DAYS/ WORKING ON THOSE PASTRIES! TRYING TO GATHER JUST THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS FOR THOSE PIES! FOR THOSE CAKES! FOR... FOR EVERYTHING!"
  137. >She starts to slowly stomp her hooves towards you, your ears faltering down
  138. "I GOT THE BEST SUGAR FROM THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE! I-I-I GOT THE ABSOLUTE /BEST/ FLOUR FROM CANTERLOT! I WENT INTO MANEHATTEN AND GOT THE BEST MILK! I RESEARCHED FOR DAYS ON END TO FIGURE OUT WHO HISTORICALLY HAD THE BEST INGREDIENTS IN TWILIGHT'S CASTLE, AND THIS.... /THIS/ IS HOW I'M REPAYED?! ALL OF MY HARD WORK!?"
  139. >She gets right in your face, your nose touch hers
  140. >"A-AND YOU... /YOU/ HAD TO GO AND EAT ALL OF THEM! EVERY, SINGLE, LAST, ONE OF THEM!"
  141. >...Y-You slowly take a cupcake out of nowhere, and offer it to her...
  142. "C-C-Cupcake...?"
  143. >SLAP!
  144. >SQUASH!
  145. >...She slapped your cupcake right of of your hoof...
  146. >"/FUCK/, YOUR CUPCAKE, PINKIE PIE! UNLESS YOU CAN RECREATE EVERYTHING I MADE ON THIS TABLE, /PERFECTLY/, THEN YOU, AND YOUR CUPCAKES CAN STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
  147. >!!
  148. >Gulping, you quickly dash out of Rarity's shop, tears streaming down your face
  149. >"AND STAY OUT!!"
  150. >As the door slams behind you, you jump from the sudden noise
  151. >Shaking off all of your weight... you sigh, and make a slow trot towards Sugar Cube Corner...
  152. >...You have to make this up to Rarity...
  153. >But... how?
  154. >...Wait
  155. >She said she went to Twilight's Library, right?
  156. >You just have to ask Twilight what books she took out!
  157. >Yeah!
  158. >With a new smile forming on your face, you jump up and rush towards Twilight's castle, going as fast as you can!
  159.  
  160. >You furiously follow the pink mare, as she runs out of your boutique
  161. >Throwing your head out of your door way, you furrow your eyebrows and yell at the top of your lungs
  162. "AND STAY OUT!!"
  163. >You return back inside, and SLAM your door, walking back to the kitchen
  164. >Sighing, you look at the MESS that your kitchen is in--Well
  165. >...Surprisingly, it's only your table
  166. >Oh, and in case you haven't figured it out by now, you're Rarity
  167. >The most fashionable pony in all of Ponyville
  168. >Anyway, you pick up all of the non-broken china with magic, and stack them neatly in the cubboards
  169. >You start taking out the extra supplies that you knew that you needed
  170. >Somehow, you knew that something like this was a possibility
  171. >Plus, a smart lady like yourself always packs in bulk
  172. >As you start putting the extra supplies on the table, throwing away the broken glass, your ears flop down, as you sigh once again
  173. >You're not sure you can make half of what you did with...
  174. >THIS
  175. >You can remember just how much you bought...
  176. >Heh, you had to put it all in your bedroom
  177. >It covered the floor, to completion
  178. >...Actually, that might just be an exaggeration
  179. >But, still, you DID buy a lot of the ingredients
  180. >And yet...
  181. >You could probably make two cakes with this stuff
  182. >Maybe a small third
  183. >Maybe you could make a batch of cupcakes with this..
  184. >Or, if you space it out, it could make about half of the little goodies you made
  185. >Sighing, once again, you start to get out the supplies you need to bake the pastries
  186. >Grabbing a chair, you start to stretch out your magic
  187. >Because you're going to be using her for... awhile
  188. >She's going to be exhausted after this...
  189. >You start to unbox and unravel a lot of it, as you sit down in your chair
  190. >Resting your face on your hoof, you start to day dream...
  191. >Yaaawn...
  192.  
  193. >"C'mon, Rarity! I wanna ride this one!"
  194. "...Isn't that just a bit... dangerous?"
  195. >"Oh c'mon! You're just bein' a scaredy pants!"
  196. "I don't wear pants-WOAH!"
  197. >...
  198. "...P-Pinkie Pie... A-Are you sure this is... S-Safe...?"
  199. >"Oh, sure it is, you silly filly! All it's gonna do is rise aaaaaaaall the way up! And then drop aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll the way DOWN!"
  200. "Gulp..."
  201. >Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
  202. "...I'mnotsureIwanttoridethisrideanymoreP-"
  203. >"Shhhhh!! It's about to drop!"
  204. >Tick... tick... tick... tick.
  205. >...
  206. "Gulp... C-Can we get off noOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
  207. >"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
  208. "AAAAHHHHH!!! OH CELESTIA SOMEPONY PLEASE GET ME OF THIS HELL OF A RIDE!!"
  209. >"WHEEEE!! THIS IS FUN, ISN'T IT?!"
  210. "IT'S AWFUL! IT'S HORRIBLE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
  211. >"I LOVE THIS PART, RARITY!!"
  212. "DEAR CELESTIA PLEASE HELP MEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
  213. >"WHEEEEEE!!!"
  214. >...
  215. >CREEK!
  216. >"WHOO! That was amazing! How'd you like that, Rarity?"
  217. "..."
  218. >"...Rarity?"
  219. "That... was..."
  220. >"...?"
  221. "SUCH A THRILL!! Oh, Pinkie, darling, can we go on it again? It went like WOOSH and WOW and..."
  222. >"Heehee! Seems like we found your inner filly, huh?"
  223. "!!! Oh... Uh.. I mean.. It was okay. I mean, if you like that sort of stuff."
  224. >"Heehee!"
  225. "Heheh..!"
  226.  
  227. >DING!
  228. >Oh!
  229. >You must of fell asleep...
  230. >She went on autopilot again, didn't she?
  231. >You rub your horn, and smile
  232. >Always reliable, isn't she?
  233. >Unlike SOME pony you know...
  234. >Stupid pink pony...
  235. >You sniff, and your smile grows wider
  236. >Oh, what is that DELECTABLE smell?
  237. >You turn to your right, and--Oh
  238. >A bouquet full of pastries is on your right, and they all smell fabulous
  239. >She really went overtime, didn't she?
  240. >You get up out of your chair, and stretch
  241. "Don't worry, sweetie, I'll handle this one."
  242. >Grabbing a hoof mitt, you open up the oven and... Oh!
  243. >It's a cake
  244. >...Huh
  245. >It's already decorated
  246. >...That's odd
  247. >Cakes don't work that way, right?
  248. >No...
  249. >You usually decorate them, AFTER they're baked
  250. >Well, saves you time
  251. >You take the decorated cake out of the oven, and close it back up
  252. >...Huh
  253. >There's something you hadn't noticed about these cakes
  254. >They all have PINK decorations
  255. >The cookies, they have little pink balloons
  256. >The cupcakes, they all have pink frosting, and cute little balloons stuck into them
  257. >You know, those plastic decorations they have on cupcakes
  258. >They come in rings, sometimes they're... well, this
  259. >It's a little white stick, with three little balloons in each cupcake
  260. >...You didn't even know you HAD this decoration
  261. >...It's quite odd, now that you think about it
  262. >They... remind you of someone...
  263. >That poor, poor somone...
  264. >And the cake--...
  265. >How come you didn't notice this before?
  266. >...
  267. >Pinkie
  268. >Honestly, you didn't mean what you said to her...
  269. >...Sort of
  270. >Okay, so you majorly knew what you were doing...
  271. >But, you shouldn't of left her there!
  272. >Pinkie's uncontrolable around pastries
  273. >She sees one, she eats one
  274. >...You need to apologize
  275. >You rush out of your kitchen, through your front door, the familiar chime notifying you of your abscence
  276. >All you can do is gallop towards Sugar Cube Corner, hoping her hair hadn't gone straight, like last time...
  277. >You look side to side, frantically, looking for--AHA!
  278. >There it is!
  279. >You BURST through the door, looking for the pink pony
  280. "...Pinkie? Pinkie Pie? Are you in here...?"
  281. >You slowly trot across the shop floor, hearing some... peculiar noises coming from the kitchen
  282. >Taking... slow hoof steps... you walk towards the door... gulping
  283. >Ever so slowly, you push the door open with your hoof--...
  284. "...Oh my Celestia..."
  285.  
  286. >DONE!
  287. >Ooooh, Rarity's gonna love this!
  288. >That final cake...
  289. >Quickly taking it out of the oven, you put it with the others, grabbing the decorations for it
  290. >Suddenly... the door opens
  291. >You can't help but slightly jump, turning your attention towards...
  292. >Rarity?!
  293. >"...Oh my Celestia..."
  294. >She looks up at the massive pile of pastries, with awe
  295. >"...Pinkie?"
  296. >Dropping your equipment, you fly over to the unicorn and hug her
  297. "Heya, Rarity!"
  298. >You quickly break the hug, and smile at her, who's just flabbergasted at the scene
  299. >"H-H-H-H... How... How did you-"
  300. "I managed to get the ingredients from those places you mentioned, and even more! It was hard, though... I had to catch a train all over Equestria, and THEN I had to make all of THIS!"
  301. >You wave your hoof to the wall of pastries behind you
  302. "The only problem, is," You start, putting a hoof to your chin, "How are we gonna move all this stuff?"
  303. >"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...."
  304. "...Rarity?"
  305. >Gah!
  306. >....
  307. >Rarity squishes you with a hug... and, with a smile, you return the favor
  308. >"I-...I'm sorry for yelling at you, Pinkie. It was uncalled for!"
  309. "Oh, don't feel bad, Rarity! If you never did THAT, then I wouldn't have did THIS!"
  310. >Again, you break the hug and gesture towards all of the delectable, amazing fantastic pastries!
  311. >"I... I just can't believe that you did all THIS, in such a short time!"
  312. "Well, you know me!"
  313. >You giggle, and smile at your friend
  314. >She smiles as well, taking a sigh of relief
  315. >"You saved my plot, Pinkie. Honestly, I hardly had anything to serve before now!"
  316. "It's what friends are for, Rarity! Besides I had to make it up to you, somehow!"
  317. >The white unicorn giggles, as do you, as the two of you share one final embrace
  318.  
  319. The En--
  320.  
  321. >"PINKIE!!"
  322. >Huh?
  323. >Letting go of your friend, you shift your attention to the door
  324. >...Oh, it's Mrs. Cake!
  325. >...
  326. >Oh, no, it's Mrs. Cake!
  327. >"WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY INGREDIENTS?!"
  328. >...Rarity sloooooowly looks at you, her eye slightly twitching
  329. >You look back at her, and smile nervously, a hoof scratching the back of your head
  330. "W-Well... Maybe I didn't get AAALL of those fancy products you used..."
  331. >Is she growling?
  332. >Uh-huh
  333. >And so is Mrs. Cake
  334. "Heheh..."
  335. >...You should probably start runn-WAIT!
  336. >YOU GOT IT!
  337. >You zoom to Mrs. Cake, and whisper something in her ear, then whoosh to Rarity, whispering the same to her!
  338. >You run to the middle of them, and look for their smiles of conformation!
  339. >They smile and nod, giving you the heads up to smile with everlasting glee!
  340.  
  341. >"Come one, come all, taste the Sugar Cube Corner's specialty!"
  342. >"OOOR, you could taste the most FASHIONABLE treats around, ingredients from all across Equestria! Quite the Rarity!"
  343. >You sit and smile on benches, near the two stands that are full of pastries of all kinds
  344. >One's advertised with Mrs. Cake, with the ingredients you used from the shop
  345. >And the other, advertised with Rarity, with the best ingredients from everywhere and anywhere!
  346. >Weeeell, maybe not anywhere!
  347. >For ponies that are old fashioned, or just want a quick bite, they'll go to Mrs. Cake, for sure!
  348. >And for the Canterlot ponies, they practically float to Rarity's sophisticated treats!
  349. >...Although, they're the same thing, to you
  350. >Rarity's is just an iiiiiiitsy bitsy sweeter!
  351. >But, as long as the customers are happy, you're happy!
  352. >Hopping off the bench, you bounce to Mrs. Cake, and then to Rarity, ordering aaall the sweets you possibly could!
  353. >What? Pinkie loves her pastries~!
  354.  
  355. The End
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