Anon - The Chat

>You are Anonymous "Chad Thundercock" incognito.
>You strut past the high school hallway.
>[YouTube] Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977)
>You just strud, strud, strud your way.
>Nothing can take you down.
>You feel so great you pop your collar.
>Girls sigh as you pass them.
>You see all them bitches mirin'
>You can feel the glares from the guys
>You see all those nerds jelly.
>"Hey Anon!" A girl squeals.
"Sup."
>"Anon you the man!" Dude raises is hand for a high five.
"You know it bruh."
>You don't leave him hanging.
>That high five resounded through the loud hallway.
>You believe this to be the high point of that kid's life.
>Damn if the world doesn't just fall at your feet.
>Wind out of nowhere blows blue girl's magic hat.
>You grab it and keep walking with out breaking your stride.
"Here you go."
>"T-Trixie is grateful..."
>You turn to her and magically produce a flower in your hand and hand it to her.
>Spinning 180 degrees you keep walking, releasing two white doves from seemingly nowhere.
>Everyone can't help but be amazed.
>You hear the blue girl sigh.
>You turn the corner.
>You spot Flash with his waifu.
>You slap her ass and she gives a surprised "eep" before realizing its you.
>You wrap your arm around her and pull her from Flash.
"H-Hey brah what do you thing your doing!"
>She gives an appology but does nothing to resist.
>You keep strutting with her in down as Flash gets smaller and smaller, on his knees cursing you.
>He's gone as you turn a corner.
>You the man now, Anon.