Deadmeat Chronicles: The Garden

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are leading your small herd through an area of two legged monsters.
>You feel exposed but you have to keep moving.
>And to make the situation worse you are getting tummy owies.
>The lawns have their grass cut low and you don’t see clippings.
>You walk along and you start to smell food.
>”Deadmeat smeww nummies…” You say sniffing the air.
>Your herd starts to jump about, “yay! Nummies!”, “Fwuffy hungy…”, “Smawty amd bestest smawty..”, “Whewe nummies..”
>You look around and see in the middle of a yard a garden.
>”Der nummies!”, You point to where the smell is coming from.
>”NuuUUUUU!”
>Haze runs up and jumps in front of you.
>”Dat bad pwace! Nuu go!”
>”Next Special friend walks up, “Why nuu go… am hungy…”
>He buries his head and starts to yell, “Snappies! Snappies! Snappies! Snappies!”
>You boop his nose.
>”Fwuffies am hungy! We get nummies!”
>He covers his nose and backs away from you, “Nuuu! Am gud fwuffy!”
>You look at the garden again, it is across a yard and a chain link fence separates you from it.
>You look around and see a dip below it.
>”Fowwow Deadmeat, we get nummies!”
>Haze jumps up and grabs your neck, “Nuuuu!”
>You push him off, “Go way! Hewd hungy! Nummies noa!”
>Next Special Friend snorts at him, “Smawty say fwuffies ge’ nummies! Fwuffies ge’ nummies!”
>He sits back and looks at you like a whipped puppy.
>He then jump up and runs to the fence, “Smawty say nummies! Smawty say nummies! Smawty say nummies!”
>He starts to kick and bite the fence.
>He pads at the ground kicking dust up.
>He feverishly attackes the fence until a small opening appears at the very bottom.
>He darts through it and goes running through the yard yelling.
>”AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!”
>He runs up to the garden then turns and comes back screaming.
>You see tears streaming down his face as he comes back.
>He shoots back under the fence huffing.
>”Hase make pwace to get nummies…”
>Before you can say anything Next Special Friend crawls through the hole, “Tee hee! Fwuffy am siwwy!”
>Soon the others crawl through the hole as well.
>Haze sits in front of you pointing at the hole, “Pwease go! Hase make way fo smawty!”
>You look past him to the other hole, “Dat haf mo woom fo fwuffy.”
>”Nuu! Am bad!”
>He runs to the hole and points and yells at it.
>Your tummy owies are too much for you to argue now so you crawl through the hole Haze made as well.
>You wonder to the garden and see that not much is growing, but there is a boon of radishes with lots of greens on them.
>You hear happy noms from your herd.
>You start to eat some greens as well.
>Haze comes running up and starts to eat beside you.
>”Mommeh make wots of miwkies noa…”
>You see the mommy eating her fill and even her babies nibble at some leaves.
>Once every fluffy eats their fill you look around.
>You see no monsters so you decide it is a good time for play.
>Your herd cheers at your decision.
>The mommy carried her babies out and plays peek a boo.
>The others play hide in plane site and seek.
>You decide to play run and jump.
>You proceed to run and jump about the yard.
>You let out a small giggle as you truddle happily.
>After a bit of play and rest you decide it is time to leave.
>”Otay, fwuffies go mo way from two wegged munstas. Fowwow Deadmeat.”
>You start to walk to the fence.
>You look at the large hole and start to walk to it.
>You get tackled from the side.
>”Nuuu! Snappies! Bad pwace!”
>Haze tackles you.
>You throw him off.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Nuu touch Deadmeat! Nuu smeww Deadmeat ow fwuffies!”
>He starts to tear up, “Nuu! Am gud fwuffy! Pwease nuu be meanie to Hase!”
>The other fluffies are wondering to the hole.
>Haze sees them and jumps up running in front of them.
>He puffs his cheeks, “Nuu! Nuu go to bad pwace!”
>You stomp in front of Haze, “Yoo meanie! Mof or big owchies!”
>Haze seems to shuffle his feet, “Pwease… Hase nuu meanie… nuu wan snappies on hewd….”
>Three fluffies come walking along the fence.
>One looks in and sees the garden, “Nummies!”
>Haze turns around, “Go way!”
>Next Special friend starts to run to the new fluffies, “New fwens? Wan pway?”
>Haze runs and grabs Next Special Friend’s tail and pulls her away from the fence.
>You run and push Haze down, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Gif owchies!”
>Haze starts to close his eyes and whine as you lower your horn.
>Haze is stomping and dancing between you and the exit.
>This fluffy is infuriating you and you start to puff your cheeks and make sparklies, ”Bad fwuffy! Bad fwuffy! Bad-“
*SNAP*
>You look up as Haze whips around.
>Your herd yells in terror, “Wha noise! Scawe fwuffy!”
>Haze starts to yell, “Snappies!! Snappies! Hase twy to stawp fwuffy but snappies beat Hase!.... Snappieeees!”
 >You stare at the hole in the fence you were trying to go out.
>The fluffy pony that tried to go through it is obviously dead.
>Its head is crushed between two steel bars and two more have closed in on its tummy.
>Boo boo juice sprays from its ears and mouth and gray stuff is leaking from its head.
>Its two friends are crying and hugging it.
>”Nuuu! Why fwen nuu mof?”, “Fwen hewties! Gif huggies!”
>You run up and look closer at the fluffy.
>You never saw the thing that killed him.
>Haze is looking at the fluffy crying.
>Next Special friend is hugging him.
>You stare at this device and poke it with your horn.
>Now you know what snappies are.
>You glance back at the strange fluffy realizing he probably just saved your life.