UB3R-B0T/Harlie commands

remind [me|someone else] in X [minutes|hours|days|weeks] to Y
- Set a timer

^8ball [question text]
- Ask the magical 8ball a question, and get an answer.

^anime [anime title]
- Searches MyAnimeList.net for anime

^choose [text option 1], [text option 2], [etc]
- Chooses an item from a list. Choices should be separated by commas.

^compliment
- Get a compliment. (Thanks to http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)

^define [word]
- Defines a term, via Oxford Dictionaries.

^fact
- A random fact. But the source is the internet. So, grain of salt etc.

^fortune
- Gets a fortune from http://yerkee.com

^g [search term]
- Get the top result from a Google search

^hltb [game name]
- Gets the approximate time to beat a game, from http://howlongtobeat.com

^isup [website url]
- Checks to see if the given site is up or not.

^imdb [movie name]
- Gets movie info from IMDB

^insult [username]
- Get an insult, powered by the lovely contents found at https://github.com/jasonlau/jQuery-jlInsults

^mal [username]
- Gets info from a MyAnimeList.net profile

^poll "[question]" "[description]" | [option 1] | [option 2] | [etc]
- Creates a poll via https://strawpoll.com

^rant [whatever is bothering you]
- Rant at the bot. He's a good listener.

^report [@user]
- Reports a user for misbehavior /j

^roll 20, ^roll 6d20, ^roll 20 37 100 42, etc
- Rolls the dice. Defaults to a 6 sided die but you can supply the # of sides.

^rt [movie title]
- Gets movie infro from Rotten Tomatoes.

^translate [language abbreviation] [text to translate]
- Translates text. From a language to another language. Supported languages: ar, bg, ca, cs, da, de, el, en, es, et, fa, fi, fr, he, hi, ht, hu, id, it, ja, ko, lt, lv, ms, mww, nl, no, pl, pt, ro, ru, sk, sl, sv, th, tr, uk, ur, vi, zh-chs, zh-cht

^votekick [@user]
- Starts a votekick /j

^wc (start/stop/reset) [#id], ^wc list
- Creates a clock to track how much time has passed since a particular event.