-- Welcome --

/yell "Welcome to the Galaxy Host Club's stellar Date Auction!  I be yer host, Charizard Malphur, and I be yer guide fer this tour across the universe. A many celestials we offer, grand and bright, yet only be it yer choice from the glint of thought and coin. Do join us as we wander the dark, gazing for what be our shimmering Stars!"

/yell "A many a star we behold; dwarves, pulsars, suns, and o' course those blistering supernovas, along with more whom dance in prismatic rays! Base be 200k, with none less than 50k as minimum increase perbid. Every star flutters upon the galactic field, I say, so fair we play fer both the joy of ye and the warm that be of the galaxy."

-- Transitions --

/yell "Here be <dancer name>, yet one of many whom saunter in the shifting dark of our galaxy. Do set focus unto unto the yonder before ye, yet tread carefully, for brillant be the glory of the nigh's wonders. Spread yer wings, me dear star, and show true what makes ye bright."

/yell "I dare say, dim be me own shine, as <player name> be so dazzling that me own falters in radiance. Feast upon the blistering rays if ye so dare, less ye go blind from pure brillance! Ponder in the moment as we linger in the shadows, grazing the beaming rays of <dancer name>."

/yell "Saunter unto the stage does <dancer name>! Look past the quaking dark, for bright be the twist and turns of <dancer name>'s celestial dance! Turn blind to yer sorrows and embrace the humming hearth; a warming embrace graced by our lovely star."
-- Bid BS --

/yell "Current be <base bid>."

/yell "Ye fumble with <increase bid>, knocking out <base bid>."

/yell "Goin' once!"

/yell "Goin' twice!"

/yell "<Client name> n' <dancer name>! I do hope ye enjoy yer nigh, do see <rez> near <whereever the fuck rez is>."

-- End --

/yell "Thank ye, thank ye all, stars, planetoids, comets alike  fer joinin' us here tonight at the Galaxy Host Club! <other bs blah blah blah>."