Gochuumon wa AV? desu ka? (Is the order an AV?)

p2
>I'm on a shopping date with Chino-chan today~
>So much fun~
>I-It's not a date... We're just shopping.

>>Game Center Savannah
>Ah
>I didn't know there was an arcade here~
>Hey, are you even listening to me, Cocoa-san?

p3
>I wonder if they've got some new prizes in store~
>P-Please wait...

>Ah!
>A Serval-chan doll~

>We should probably go home quickly before some gambling types show up...
>For some reason
>I can't stay calm...
>I just have to give this a shot...
>It's my duty as a fluffy maniac...

>Geez... Just be quick about it...
>Just one coin. Just one coin. Let us battle!

>Alright!
>Serval-chan is in my sights!!

p4
>Oh!
>You've caught a special Friend with this UFO Catcher, huh?
>Alright! I think I caught it!

>Ah!
>It fell!!
>So close

>Ahh~ My poor Serval-chan!!
>But it looks like there's something caught in the crane?

>You're right!?
>I got something!?

>What is this...?

>What is it, Cocoa-san?
>!?
>Th-Th-Th-This is...!?

p5
>This is!?
>>Sugoi~
>>Animal Friends

>A rather dubious Kemono Friends DVD came out!!
>A round disk from a UFO!!

>Does the "AV" here mean THAT kind of AV...? [TN:Adult video. Basically porn.]
>What's an AV?
>Eh?
>Eh?

>A-A-A-A-Anyway I don't think this is something we should watch!!
>Just where is the store clerk?
>Awawawa
>We need to return it to one of the employees!!
>Wait a minute, Chino-chan!!

p6
>This girl on the cover...
>Aha~n<3
>Doesn't she look an awful lot like Rize-chan?

>Y-You're right... They do look similar...
>No doubt about it!! It's definitely Rize-chan!!

>Surely we're just mistaking things somehow?
>There's no way Rize-san would appear in a video like this...
>Hmm But it looks just like her~

>Ah... But she has been taking a lot of days off lately, saying she was busy or something...
>Sorry. I have an errand on that day so can I take another shift?
>Understood.

>Alright! Let's bring this back home so we check for certain!
>Before any gambling types show up here.
>Eh?
>Let's go, Chino-chan!!
>P-Please wait!!

p7
>Rabbit House

>Sorry, Chino-chan. Do you have anything that can play this?
>I don't have anything.
>Up we go... Phew...
>We have one...
>Did you even look properly...?
>We got it from the shopping district lottery a while ago...
>Grampa won it.

>>Takahiro's room
>Pardon the intrusion~
>So this is Chino-chan's dad's room.
>I think it was around here...

>There we go... Let's bring it to a room with a television...
>Up we go!!
>Good job, Chino-chan!

>Just hold on a moment. It's been a while since we used this...
>What is it?

p8
>It's a Plostage 3!
>PS3 for short.

>It's a games console, but I think it can play DVDs too...
>Heh~

>I think this is it... Please put in the disk.
>>DVD slot
>OK (Roger!) [TN:Okay, that's just silly]

>Next, line up the cursor with this button
>>BD/DVD Play
>and press it to play...

>...

p9
>Chino-chan, what's wrong?
>?
>Well...
>We've managed to get everything set up so far but...

>If the girl in this really is Rize-san, maybe she has some special circumstances that she can't talk to us about...

>I mean... I still believe that this isn't Rize-chan, but...
>Um...maybe...we should give up on watching this...?
>It's not something we should be watching in the first place...
>Chino-chan...
>...

>Yeah, you're right...
>Hahaha
>Sorry. I just got a little ahead of myself...
>It's probably a private matter, after all...

>Alright! Let's get rid of this!!
>It's a bit of a waste, but we should dispose of it...
>You're right...

>Chi~~~

p10
>~~~~no
>Let's play~

>Chino-chan~ We're here to play~
>Ah! You playing video games?
>Meg-san!? Maya-san!?
>Oh yeah, I totally forgot we had made plans...

>You wouldn't come out no matter how many times we hit the doorbell...
>And then we heard your voice inside so, I know it was wrong of us, but we went inside~
>Sorry for bursting in.
>Ah, sorry... We were having a rather complex discussion...

>Chino~ Let me try it out too!!

>Maya-san! W-Wait, that's!!

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>E-E-E-E-E....Everyone, stop!!!

>Aaah...
>pan pan pan
>Suggoi~
>Suggoi~
>Suggoi~

>I-I-I-I was too late...
>Hawawa
>pan pan pan
>Sugoi Sugoi Sugoi

>R-Rize-san...A-Amazing!!
>>Full concentration
>Suggoi~
>You stop too, Cocoa-san!!

>E-E-Everyone! You can't go any further than this!!
>Ah

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>W-W-W-We're s-s-s-still u-u-underage!!
>Stop... Please stop...
>P-P-Plus a-a-any further and Rize-san's priva-...
>Sup!

>You called?
>Rize-san!!

>What's everyone all doing together?
>Looks like fun~
>Oh!
>Having a movie marathon? How nice!
>No, this is...Rize-san...um...
>Cocoa-san!? Please stop! Please stop!
>Sugoi...

>You should let me join in once in a while...
>Hm?

p13
>This is...
>R-R-R-Rize-san! We're sorry!
>I knew it was wrong to get involved with private matters but we just got curious and...
>We only saw a little bit
>Hawawa

>Chino...

>Aw man~ Looks like you found it, huh~
>!?

p14
>I-I get it!! You must have a reason for appearing in such a dubious...I mean...a-amazing video, right? I-I-I understand so don't worry about it...
>?
>Chino...?

>You seem to be misunderstanding something. Look closely at this part.
>A...V...?

>Well yeah, it says AV...
>No, no. Look more closely at the furigana name. [TN: Furigana, small case hiragana or katakana which clarifies how something is read or pronounced]
>>Animal Video
>!?
>A...nimal vide...
>o?

p15
>That's right! It's an AV (Animal Video)!

>A production company we know asked me and Chiya
>to act as reporters for a documentary at the Safari Park.
>>*Chiya
>Let's do our best today, Rize-chan.

>I was happy to get a rifle, even if it was just a replica.
>Ooh... This is an esquisitely produced model gun.

>Dressed like a hunter, we went around the park (island) in a bus.
>>Pterodactyl
>>Brachioraidos [TN: Supposed to be "brachiosaurus", but seems to be named after a Final Fantasy monster]
>>Mammoth
>We went to all kinds of places, met all sorts of friends, and made so many great memories.
>Safari park~ Safari park~
>Be careful
>>[Don't imitate this, kids]

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>So? What did you think it meant earlier, Chino?
>O-O-O-O-Of course I thought it was a normal animal video!

>Ah There's something meow meowing over there!!
>Meow Meow Meow
>Ho...
>It really is an animal video...

>How nice, Rize-chan~ I want to snuggle them too~
>A real life boss sounds amazing!
>Does this mean all the Friends that showed up are real?
>Uwah~ So cute~ I'm so jealous~

>Do you guys want to appear in an AV too next time?
>I'll be counting on you
>I wanna be in an AV too!
>Me too!
>Me three!
>...

p17
>Omake

>Elsewhere, Syaro...
>You look pretty cute~ Care to work for us?
>Eh? Um...erm... No thanks...
>Eh? So many? What's going on...
>You only have to appear once~
>was being scouted for an actual AV.

>Meanwhile, Tippy...
>I was tricked... I'll never be a bride now...
>>Anko
>I thought I was gonna appear in an animal video...
>Uuh... Uuh...
>starred in an actual AV.
>>The End

>Mock Next Episode Preview
>Who'd've thought that Chino would get eaten by a Friend in the Savannah...
>Chino-chan...
>Hah...
>I ended up in this kind of role yet again...
>Chino-chan eaten by a lion!? The Chimame Brigade in big trouble? To be continued next time?