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  1. The Dork Knight: I CAN'T BELIEVE SLAMJOB'S FUCKING DEAD
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: also jesus christ you stripped this bot down and now you gotta smash him? plz
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: i would have called the match there
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: DEL TOROOOOOO
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: oh hey world peace sup
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: (watching battlebots season 3, not that anyone pays attention to space chat... for right now)
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: ONE FLIP
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: TWO FLIP
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: THREE
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: excellent
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: don't be a fool, toro
  22.  
  23. Spaceropeman joined the chat 112 minutes ago
  24.  
  25. Spaceropeman joined the chat 112 minutes ago
  26.  
  27. Spaceropeman left the chat 111 minutes ago
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight was timed out 102 minutes ago
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight joined the chat 89 minutes ago
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: INTRUDER
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: Anywho
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: the battlebots get longer and longer every time
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: first it was 1 3/4s of an hour
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: then almost 2 1/2 hrs
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: NOW ITS 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: next season is going to break three hours and i will shit
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: is he saying "gladiator" or "vladiator"
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: BIG BOIS
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: ROB?
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: izzat you?
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: ...hi toe crusher.
  56.  
  57. Cornwind Review joined the chat 10 minutes ago
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: why are you here
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: NOTHIN TO SEE HERE >:U
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: toe status: CRUSHED
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: >lil sister
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: god if i could draw or cut out the super crown right now
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: i would definitely take a video of my slowly slipping it on that bot
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: *me
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: also fuck gammatron
  74.  
  75. Cornwind Review: Huh must have clicked this link by accident while in review mo -is buried in Battlebots-
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: PERISH
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: it was there because of moving talk
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: gammatron has died
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: and went to his home planet
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: StCWR is back?
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: after fucking up twice?
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: HM
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: also hi there BATTLEBOTS BAD BOI
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: not to be a totally useless bisexual or anything but
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: it astounds me how different derek looks in the 90s than after the reboot
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: its like he, too, has rebooted himself
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: ...yes he's hot thats what i'm trying to say don't fucking judge me
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: BACK TO THE BOTS THO-
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: wait do the screws not have the razor edges in this iteration?
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: huh.
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: *why does she even notice that*
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: also this is why complete control hates tiny wedges
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: stop your piston sheenanigans
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: these are way too many hazards
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: too much shit can go WRONG
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: plz
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: HE GOT HIM
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: "HE'S GIVING IT TO HIM"
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight
  124.  
  125. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
  126. The Dork Knight: SLAMED
  127.  
  128. The Dork Knight: >didn't even do the countdown
  129.  
  130. The Dork Knight: >just fuckin cut after the second suplex
  131.  
  132. The Dork Knight: "yeah you don't need to see this shit"
  133.  
  134. The Dork Knight: BAD ATTITUDE RETURNS
  135.  
  136. The Dork Knight: WHY IS THAT CALLED T REX
  137.  
  138. The Dork Knight: THATS NOT WARHEAD AT ALL
  139.  
  140. The Dork Knight: FLIPPED
  141.  
  142. The Dork Knight: RUN, TUDE!
  143.  
  144. The Dork Knight: RUUUUN
  145.  
  146. The Dork Knight: HE FLIPPED OVER!!!!!!!!!!
  147.  
  148. The Dork Knight: ZIGGY!!!!!
  149.  
  150. The Dork Knight: wait
  151.  
  152. The Dork Knight: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING
  153.  
  154. The Dork Knight: WHY TIE DYE
  155.  
  156. The Dork Knight: "well that's your culture, you 90s baby" - draco
  157.  
  158. The Dork Knight: my god
  159.  
  160. The Dork Knight: ziggo abuses the fuck out of bots, news at 11
  161.  
  162. The Dork Knight: vlad continues to exist
  163.  
  164. The Dork Knight: will he be detrhoned?
  165.  
  166. The Dork Knight: part of me hopes so
  167.  
  168. The Dork Knight: "VLAD'S UNDERNEATH HIM AGAIN AND HE DRIVES HIM RIGTH INTO THE SCREEEEEEEEEEWS"
  169.  
  170. The Dork Knight: i love this man
  171.  
  172. The Dork Knight: he's not chris rose but i love him
  173.  
  174. The Dork Knight: wait vlad has DAMAGE?
  175.  
  176. The Dork Knight: >the lifting forks are fucked
  177.  
  178. The Dork Knight: OH MY GOD
  179.  
  180. The Dork Knight: IS IT FINALLY TIME?
  181.  
  182. The Dork Knight: things to ask goops later:
  183.  
  184. The Dork Knight: 1. friend things
  185.  
  186. The Dork Knight: 2. "share art"
  187.  
  188. The Dork Knight: and also
  189.  
  190. The Dork Knight: 3. "did vlad fucking perish in round 1" (note: yes he did, and he was unable to even participate in the rumble afterwards. Mechavore retired this grandfather of destruction.)
  191.  
  192. The Dork Knight: flipper vs wedge
  193.  
  194. The Dork Knight: oh boy
  195.  
  196. The Dork Knight: THOSE SHEILDS ARE TOAST
  197.  
  198. The Dork Knight: HIS WEAPON
  199.  
  200. The Dork Knight: IS FUCKING GONE
  201.  
  202. The Dork Knight: random ass
  203.  
  204. The Dork Knight: piston
  205.  
  206. The Dork Knight: who da faq
  207.  
  208. The Dork Knight: i have no idea what i expected from this fight
  209.  
  210. The Dork Knight: 0 idea.
  211.  
  212. The Dork Knight: >wait they flipped him back up
  213.  
  214. The Dork Knight: BETRAYAL
  215.  
  216. The Dork Knight: "we're the battlerats."
  217.  
  218. The Dork Knight: distracted temorarily by draco and i trying our hardest to break our friendship
  219.  
  220. The Dork Knight: by screaming in a toad voice
  221.  
  222. The Dork Knight: "I'M THE BEST"
  223.  
  224. The Dork Knight: lel wut crash test dummy
  225.  
  226. The Dork Knight: just
  227.  
  228. The Dork Knight: wut
  229.  
  230. The Dork Knight: >little sister vs biohazard
  231.  
  232. The Dork Knight: methinks this is a terrible matchup
  233.  
  234. The Dork Knight: yep
  235.  
  236. The Dork Knight: GG
  237.  
  238. The Dork Knight: LIL DRUMMER BOY AGAINST
  239.  
  240. The Dork Knight: THE BOT WITH ITS FUCKING BLADE IN ITS SIDE
  241.  
  242. The Dork Knight: ow
  243.  
  244. The Dork Knight: but the bots are in love...
  245.  
  246. The Dork Knight: ...not really
  247.  
  248. The Dork Knight: DRUMMED
  249.  
  250. The Dork Knight: *sudden audio quality drop*
  251.  
  252. The Dork Knight: ._.
  253.  
  254. The Dork Knight: rin tin tin: tazbot, for babies
  255.  
  256. The Dork Knight: pistons end lives, news at 11
  257.  
  258. The Dork Knight: SOW FUCKING MURDERED NIGHTMARE
  259.  
  260. The Dork Knight: I'M SO SORRY
  261.  
  262. The Dork Knight: KILLAHERTZ
  263.  
  264. The Dork Knight: omega 13?
  265.  
  266. The Dork Knight: plz.
  267.  
  268. The Dork Knight: TEAM RATPOR
  269.  
  270. The Dork Knight: ..
  271.  
  272. The Dork Knight: *raptor
  273.  
  274. The Dork Knight: its late, shut up
  275.  
  276. The Dork Knight: why is this BOT
  277.  
  278. The Dork Knight: named SALAD
  279.  
  280. The Dork Knight: can ANYONE tell me
  281.  
  282. The Dork Knight: that lettuce is being shredded
  283.  
  284. The Dork Knight: ...
  285.  
  286. The Dork Knight: i can call this match bedridden
  287.  
  288. The Dork Knight: but not really
  289.  
  290. The Dork Knight: it was exciting
  291.  
  292. The Dork Knight: UNTIL THE END.
  293.  
  294. The Dork Knight: i am salty.
  295.  
  296. The Dork Knight: I'M WITH YOU, ONE GUY WHO BOOED
  297.  
  298. The Dork Knight: ...
  299.  
  300. The Dork Knight: WHEN
  301.  
  302. The Dork Knight: WILL YOU FUCKING BOTS
  303.  
  304. The Dork Knight: LEARN
  305.  
  306. The Dork Knight: thats enough for today
  307.  
  308. The Dork Knight: might catch some extra zzzs
  309.  
  310. The Dork Knight: ...unlikely, as i enjoy talking to my friendly neighborood pals
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