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  1. Hollywood fearing worst box office summer in a decade; Thanks to too many sequels, franchises, and streaming services
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  3. Okay so lets take a look a few of the movies that have come out or are to come out for 2017:
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  5. Power rangers - A movie from a 22 year old children's show
  6. Baywatch - A movie from a 26 year old shit show
  7. Wonder Woman - Shockingly one of the most original movies on this list.
  8. Star Wars VIII - The "8th" movie in the star wars serious
  9. IT - A remake of a classic Steven King Novel
  10. Spiderman: Another one - The 3rd gawd damn reboot of a series in only 15 years
  11. Fifty Shads of gray - The second movie in the twilight fanfiction
  12. Pirates of the Caribbean - The fifth Johnny Depth Pirate movie. Stop making this movies!
  13. Fast and the Furious 8 - Personally I give Hollywood a pass on these
  14. Kong Island - The I don't even know how many King Kong movie
  15. Transformers 5 - This series despite being horrible has made over 3.7 billion dollars.
  16. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - The 7th? I'm not sure lets just hope this is the last one
  17. The Mummy- Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  18. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - While a good movie still a squeal
  19. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage - Didn't even know this was a movie but the 3rd installment
  20. Alien: Covenant - The 9th 10th??? 14th Alien movie or movie to have aliens in them
  21. Kingsman: The Golden Circle- Another squeal
  22. Thor: Ragnarok - Who knows might be good but still fuuuuuuuuuuuck
  23. Rings - I forgot this even came out. The third movie in the western ring series?
  24. Underworld: Blood Wars - Another movie I had no idea they even made. The 4th movie?
  25. John Wick Chapter 2 - Does Hollywood use the word chapter to trick people into thinking a squeal was needed to tell the rest of the story?
  26. Logan - Great movie still the trillionth Xman movie?
  27. Jumanj - Just why the people who enjoyed the first one are too old too care and kids don't know what a Jumanji even is. Also pretty sure Robin Williams made this movie.
  28. T2 Trainspotting - Milk those man tits milk them hard until nothing comes out
  29. Despicable Me 3 - No comment
  30. Pitch Perfect 3- At least they are numbering these so I don't have to guess how many others they have made.
  31. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - A movie nobody asked for 12% RT Score calling it now
  32. Ghost in the Shell - A live action movie of a well establish property.
  33. War for the Planet of the Apes - The last few are okay except DeFranco can't act so the first one sucked. Think this is the 3rd remake the 7th or 8th movie gawd I keep track.
  34. Blade Runne - Harrison Ford has made more money in Hollywood then any other actor alive or dead. TIME TO RETIRE FORD STOP MAKING MOVIES!!!
  35. Friday the 13th - Okay I really take issue with doing this kind of shit. Don't just name your remake the same as the classic that inspired it fuck you!
  36. The LEGO batman Movie - Have not seen it heard it was good still the second LEGO movie. Good on them I bet they are the highest grossing toy company by now.
  37. Cars 3- The third cars movie zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Even the site I found this list on has nothing to say about it other then The third installment of the popular Cars series.
  38. Annabelle: Creation - I think the worse part about horror movies is there budget is normally so low that they can justify making more no matter how bad the first one was. I think this is only the second one but I'll be damned if I'm going to look.
  39. Disney live action remakes - So we are getting a Little Mermaid movie and we got a Beauty and the beast movie. These movies are okay but all are just remakes of movies.
  40. Justice League - It's pretty hard to call any super hero team up movie Original after the Avengers.
  41. Die Hard Year One- The six and so they claim FINAL yeah fucking right. If this is the last Die Hard movie I'll remove three vertebrata bend down backwards and eat my own ass.
  42. Clerks III - Kevin Smith was never a good director or actor. He basically just uses dick/fart/weed jokes mixed in with pop culture references. Remember Star Wars?!?!
  43. The LEGO Ninjago Movie - I don't know
  44. My Little Pony - Calling it now local news networks will do coverage of people dressing up as ponies to go see this movie.
  45. Insidious: Chapter 4 - Here we go again with this chapter shit!
  46. Daddy's home 2 - I Don't even know this movie but it's apparently a follow-up to Daddy's home
  47. Saw Legacy - Come on really why stop please Hollywood I beg you stop what is this saw 8 fuuuuuuuuuuuck. I like horror movies but the fact most horror movies get milked for 15 movies is so dumb stop it!
  48. Nut Job 2 - ..... Not a porno :(
  49. Cult of Chucky - Refer to saw rant
  50. Smurfs: The Cash grab - Sigh at least this one was animated
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  52. Left off a lot of shit from this list that aren't squeals like Baby Boss More wanted to show just squeals instead of bad movies and squeals. Defiantly the streaming services and the video games leading to the death of Hollywood.
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