<span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span> <span class="black">began trolling</span> <span class="tavros">amaranthineMania [AM]</span>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Hey,-you're-online-and-you-didn't-look-me-up?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WELL i WAS... relaxing AFTER averting... SEVERAL disasters... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Oh,-eye-see-how-it-is.-I'm-not-as-important-as-several-disasters?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WELL i WOULD have... ENDED up DEAD... if I hadn't... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---If-you-hadn't-what?-Moved-that-one-object-slightly-further-to-the-left?-Tilted-a-painting-at-a-three-degree-angle?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YES... i HAD to MOVE that SHIRT... or THE consequences WOULD have GOTTEN me KILLED. the WEAPONS were... EVEN more IMPORTANT to MOVE... why WOULDN'T they BE? </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Question.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHAT?</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---It's-fair-to-say-you-had-those-weapons-for-a-while,-yes?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YES i COLLECTED them... A while AGO... why? </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---And-you-claim-to-know-about-everything-that'll-happen-because-of-everything-around-you,-right?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OF course WHY... wouldn't I? </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-why-did-you-have-them-there-in-the-first-place?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THEY will BE somewhat... HELPFUL as WELL... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: JUST not... WHERE they WERE... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-why-were-they-where-they-were?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I have A lot ON my MIND... there ARE... more IMPORTANT disasters TO avert... THAN just MY death...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---You-need-to-relax-a-bit,-all-of-this-is-gonna-cause-a-stress-induced-heart-attack-or-something.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I already HAVE headaches... BUT i DON'T think... IT will CAUSE heart ATTACKS... i WOULD... know ALREADY if IT would... BESIDES i RELAX quite OFTEN... a GOOD book AND... cotton CANDY... is VERY relaxing... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: BUT if I were TO relax TOO much... I could ACCIDENTALLY cause THE end OF the WORLD...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---See?-This-is-what-I'm-talking-about,-the-stress-is-driving-you-crazy.-That's-why-I-have-a-proposition-for-you.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHAT... proposition? </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---A-game-that-I-promise-won't-end-the-world.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHAT game... IS that? </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---A-sweet-little-game-calld-Sgrub.-Ever-hear-of-it?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NO... i HAVE never... HEARD anything... ABOUT it... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AT all... EVER... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Obviously-not.-I-am-the-one-who-discovered-it-after-all!-How-would-you-like-to-play-the-game-and-reduce-your-stress-levels-to-acceptable-levels?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I would... VERY much... LIKE to PLAY it... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Good,-you-have-made-a-wise-choice-this-day.-Have-you-spoken-to-Private-Creepy-as-of-late?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NO she... DOESN'T like ME... very MUCH... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: SINCE i'm... LOWER class...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Hmm,-I'll-have-to-talk-to-her-then,-since-i'm-the-highest-blood-she-knows-as-far-as-I-can-tell.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I belive... YOU are... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Yes,-her-dog-like-loyalty-could-prove-to-be-useful.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT will... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Another-of-your-psychic-feelings?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YES... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Anything-else-you-can-predict?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: A... few THINGS... i DON'T think... YOU would WANT to HEAR... any OF them THOUGH...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Probably-not.-My-genius-is-enough-to-predict-everything-after-all.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: OF course... IT is... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---You-should-contact-Takavi.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: WHY would I... contact HIM? he ALWAYS... ignores MY advice... AND causes COUNTLESS catastrophes...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Because-he-hates-you.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I don't THINK it... WOULD be GOOD for ME to... CONTACT him... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: AT least NOT yet... IT could RUIN more THINGS...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---The-sooner-you-start-contacting-him,-the-more-time-you-have-to-endear-yourself-to-him.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: HE will JUST... ignore MY advice... OUT of SPITE though... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT could MAKE the GAME... much HARDER than IT... already WILL be...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---That's-why-you-need-to-endear-yourself-to-him.-Suck-up,-kiss-ass.-Whatever-it-takes.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: BUT then I could... CAUSE even MORE disasters... BY not TELLING him SOMETHING... or BY telling HIM... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---EVERY-action-has-consequences!-If-he-likes-you,-he-might-be-more-amenable-to-following-your-advice-later.-It's-common-fucking-sense!---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: PERHAPS... i WILL contact HIM... after HE has STARTED the GAME?</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Sooner,-or-so-help-me,-I-will-track-you-down-to-your-hive-and-shift-your-stuff-around-while-you-sleep.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THAT would NOT... be A good IDEA... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT would THOUGH be... ILL advised FOR me TO contact HIM... before YOU have... JOINED the GAME...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Why's-that?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I don't THINK... i SHOULD say... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Because-everyone-who-can-predict-things-are-under-cotract-to-be-as-vague-and-unhelpful-as-possible?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: YES... pretty MUCH...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Fine,-though-I-promised-the-idiot-that-he'd-interact-with-you-as-little-as-possible,-so-it's-gonna-be-me,-then-you,-soldier-fetish-girl,-then-Takavi.---O</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Wait,-scratch-that.-I'd-rather-trust-Takavi-than-you-with-my-stuff,-you'd-probably-end-up-messing-around-with-everything.-So,-It'll-be-me,-Takavi,-soldier-girl,-then-you.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THAT would... WORK better... ANY way... I don't WANT to THINK... how MANY things YOU probably HAVE in... THE wrong PLACES...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---My-entire-floorspace-is-yoyos.-I-have-papers-stacked-about-a-foot-thick-on-my-desk,-and-a-corner-of-my-room-is-devoted-to-lethal-explosives.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: IT doesn't... REALLY matter WHAT it IS... as LONG as IT isn't... IN the WRONG place... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I-have-stuff-literally-everywhere.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THAT still... DOESN'T matter... </class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: I can't REALLY tell HOW... the LESS important THINGS would AFFECT... other THINGS without... BEING there... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---And-you-never-will-if-I-have-anything-to-say-about-it.---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: THAT would PROBABLY... be FOR the BEST... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Indeed,-anything-I-should-know-that-you're-not-telling-me?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NOTHING... that I should... TELL you NOW... </class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-course-not.-Any-idea-if-our-soldier-will-pop-on-anytime-soon?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: PROBABLY... not...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---How-unfortunate.-Anything-you'd-like-to-say?---O</class /p>
<p class="tavros">AM: NO...</class /p>
<p class="vriska">SC: ---I-see,-well-then,-that's-everything.---O</class /p>
<span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span> <span class="black">gave up trolling</span> <span class="tavros">amaranthineMania [AM]</span>