Jump 091: Neopets

Jump 91: Neopets
>Page of Pentacles, reversed (Irrationality and failure to recognize obvious facts, coupled with a poor work ethic.)
Oh come on, it's Neopets! There is literally NOTHING TO TAKE SERIOUSLY HERE.
>Age: 15
>Location: Darigan Citadel
>Identity: Scholar (-100)
>Drawbacks: It's Just A Carrot (+200)
That's... not how carrots are normally shaped, you know. ew.
>Studious (Free, Scholar)
I am pretty sure I had the patience to do this before, but it never hurts to have it spelled out.
>Arcane Education (1000, Scholar)
Joy. Magic! Let's go with darkness, just to change it up a little.
>Accelerated Arcanum (800, Scholar)
Increased study speed with magic? Yes please.
>Archmage (400, Scholar)
So I've mastered darkness? Right then. I can work with this.
>Fyora's Rod (0, Scholar)
Speaking of 'I can work with this, I'll be taking THAT, thank you.

I... have absolutely no idea how things are going to go. On the one hand there's plenty of potential for adventure, given the way the jump is laid out.

But on the other... it's fucking Neopets!