[color=#646464]-- caligulasAquarium [color=#6a006a][CA][/color] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [color=#a0023c][CC][/color] at 20:05 --[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: hey fef[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: i wwas wwonderin[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: if maybe youd like to come hang out on lowwaa wwith me sometime[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I dunno -Eridan. W)(at would we do 38?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwe could just hang out[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: an talk an such[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: like wwe did before wwe played this game[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Well as long as it's civil, I guess I'll bite.[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: But if you start acting )(ow you )(ave been, I'm out, ok?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhat do you mean howw i havve been[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( just never mind.[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I'll make my way t)(ere soon, ok?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: alright ill be wwaitin[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: ill go get the candles lit[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: 38|[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhat kind a tablecloth do you prefer[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I'm starting to t)(ink you were glubbing about somet)(ing else w)(en you said "talk"[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: But t)(e polka dot one![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I mean. 38| W)(at are you up to -Eridan[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhats your preference on wwhale[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Mmm.....any kind just make it well done 38O~[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: alright do you prefer wwine or rum[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I will )(ave a glass of water t)(ank you very muc)([/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: okay miss BORING[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Ok Mister it'll probably be filled wit)( a mind controlling wwizard potion![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: okay for one im not a fuckin wwizard an for twwo evveryone knowws magic is fakey fake fake horseshit[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Yea)( ok -Eridan. I guess t)(e Witc)( of Life uses )(er )(ealt)( science to make sure people don't die rig)(t[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: S)(e just s)(oots science from )(er Science Gland and just sciences everyone to full )(ealt)([/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell thats obvviously wwhat the game intended for her[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Obvviously -Eridan. Obvviously.[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: So w)(at sparked t)(is? You totally c)(anged t)(e tuna your actions out of t)(e blue you know[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhat are you talkin about im invvitin you ovver to my land so wwe can havve a date obvviously[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: i mean uhh so wwe can hang out[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Somet)(ing about t)(at was fis)(y...[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( well )(ang out. Maybe I s)(ould bring Sollux since )(anging out is best done in a group![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhat no dont bring that mustard blood[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no filthy land lickin lowwbloods allowwed[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: glubglubglub[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Fine, but know t)(at you're kind of s)(owing your true colors, -Eridan![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Unless I'm reading t)(is wrong[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I mean good glub I didn't sleep since last time me and Nepeta went to play tag on Der---I mean glub do important recon[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: uhuh[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Ok -Eridan.[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell are you comin or not i got the dinner table all set up[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I'm on my way geeze![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I )(ave to try and set all t)(ese imps onto a less agressive pat)(![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: also you should wwatch out for those angels they dont seem to be gettin any less angry[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I will! I'm not a wriggler you know[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: i mean theyre gettin outright murderous here[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: and theyre all strong as FUCK[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: and theyre FAST and ANGRY[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( wow[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: T)(ey are kind of cross![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: It's almost like someone's been s)(ooting at t)(em nonstop![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell someones got to kill them dont they[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( -Eridan....[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Anyway, about w)(ere are you 38?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: im at my hivve obvviously[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhere else wwould wwe havve a date[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: W)(at[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: i meant wwhere else wwould wwe hang out[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: obvviously[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: MMkay.... give me like four minutes[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( Kanaya I'm telling you )(e's probably trying to put a worm on a )(ook and try and reel me in. glubglub W)(ere does )(e get )(is tricks? Ancient books? 3XD[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Ooops, wrong window![/color]
[color=#646464]-- cuttlefishCuller [color=#a0023c][CC][/color] changed their mood to DEVIOUS  --[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Ok I'm )(ere. Just standing outside.[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell come on in[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( well. You really did up t)(e place...[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell a course wwe are on a date right[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: -ERIDAN!!!![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: arent wwe[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: No you said we were )(anging out![/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no i said wwe wwere on a date[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Are you trying to trick me 38?[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: You said ")(ey fef lets )(ang out bla)( bla)("[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no i said hey lets go on a date an you accepted[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: -Eridan you know I'm pretty muc)( taken![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I mean for t)(e love of glub you can't ju---is t)(at w)(ale?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: yes thats wwhale[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: you knoww you wwant it[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: evveryone knowws bitches lovve wwhale[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I really do like w)(ale......[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I mean I really really really really really like---did you call me a bitc)(?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: be my matesprit an ill givve you all the wwhale you can eat and no i didnt[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: -Eridan look.[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: It's not you it's me.[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: And by me I mean it's totally you because 1) You're very....I dunno. Not made for me. and 2) You're out of w)(ale[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: oh god wwhat[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwhat is happenin here[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: are you doin wwhat i think youre doin[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no dont do that[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: 38|[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: please dont do this to me[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: -Eridan you're jumping to conclusions[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: i knoww wwhat youre doin here an i dont like it[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: And w)(at am I doing?[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: youre rejectin me[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: again[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Well )(ey! If you get rejected four more times I get to punc)( your card and you get a free t s)(irt![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: 38D You like t)(ose rig)(t[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Free )(at?[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: But serious, -Eridan, )(ow would we ever in a million sweeps work out?[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I mean....I like to just swim around and make friends and well....you kill people.[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: wwell wwere both seadwwellers so wwe got that goin for us[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Or at least want to[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( yea)( t)(at seals t)(e deal[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( wait. Me and Vriska BOT)( )(ave )(orns, guess t)(at works too[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: oh come on you knoww wwere made for each other[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: an us sea dwwellers got to stick together[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: T)(ere is more to a red romance t)(an just fins![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Or in our case. My fins and your "fins"[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: id like to put my f-no wwait thats just bad[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Say it.[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: no[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: since youre obvviously still refusin i may as wwell just go[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: maybe ill go off myself or somethin[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: or get slaughtered by angels[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Aw come on -Eridan[/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: yeah i think ill go do that[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: I'll um. )(old your )(and passionately for ten minutes![/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: 38,([/color]
[color=#6a006a]CA: it just isnt the same fef[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Aww come on[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: Best...pal[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: ?[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: We can braid my )(air? You love t)(at![/color]
[color=#646464]-- caligulasAquarium [color=#6a006a][CA][/color]  has become an idle troll! --[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: ....[/color]
[color=#a0023c]CC: O)( w)(ew. If )(e )(ad broug)(t out more w)(ale I'd be writing Sollux a goodbye message.[/color]
[color=#646464]-- caligulasAquarium [color=#6a006a][CA][/color] gave up trolling cuttlefishCuller [color=#a0023c][CC][/color] at 20:56 --[/color]