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  1. [2/4/14 12:27:14 PM] princess Ramona: where's the catair au?
  2. [2/4/14 12:27:19 PM] bb: uuh
  3. [2/4/14 12:27:36 PM] bb: http://shotgunsandstars.tumblr.com/tagged/noor
  4. [2/4/14 12:27:38 PM] princess Ramona: i thought you restrain from shipping them? XD
  5. [2/4/14 12:27:50 PM] bb: what?
  6. [2/4/14 12:27:54 PM] princess Ramona: wait
  7. [2/4/14 12:27:57 PM] princess Ramona: what?
  8. [2/4/14 12:28:02 PM] princess Ramona: omfg
  9. [2/4/14 12:28:05 PM] princess Ramona: cat-altair
  10. [2/4/14 12:28:08 PM] princess Ramona: that's what you meant?
  11. [2/4/14 12:28:16 PM] bb: OMG DID YOU THINK I MEANT CAIN/ALTAIR
  12. [2/4/14 12:28:21 PM] princess Ramona: OF COURSE I DID
  13. [2/4/14 12:28:22 PM] bb: OMG RAMONA YOU SILLY
  14. [2/4/14 12:28:24 PM] bb: XDDDDDD
  15. [2/4/14 12:28:25 PM] princess Ramona: I AM SO UNWORTHY
  16. [2/4/14 12:28:27 PM] princess Ramona: OTL
  17. [2/4/14 12:28:39 PM] princess Ramona: HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK CAIN/ALTAIR
  18. [2/4/14 12:28:44 PM] bb: uhg
  19. [2/4/14 12:28:45 PM] bb: Cain
  20. [2/4/14 12:28:48 PM] bb: would have been
  21. [2/4/14 12:28:49 PM] bb: so
  22. [2/4/14 12:28:50 PM] bb: so
  23. [2/4/14 12:28:50 PM] bb: SO
  24. [2/4/14 12:29:03 PM] bb: good to and for Altair if they'd been more than brothers/friends
  25. [2/4/14 12:29:24 PM] princess Ramona: i just want altair to be happy with him
  26. [2/4/14 12:29:34 PM] princess Ramona: like i really want the characters to be happy
  27. [2/4/14 12:29:39 PM] princess Ramona: kilca
  28. [2/4/14 12:29:41 PM] princess Ramona: caltair
  29. [2/4/14 12:29:46 PM] princess Ramona: cause they need it
  30. [2/4/14 12:29:47 PM] princess Ramona: badly
  31. [2/4/14 12:29:49 PM] princess Ramona: and me too
  32. [2/4/14 12:29:50 PM] princess Ramona: OTL
  33. [2/4/14 12:30:33 PM] bb: XD
  34. [2/4/14 12:30:44 PM] bb: you'll never be happy with those ships in your life
  35. [2/4/14 12:30:55 PM] princess Ramona: but
  36. [2/4/14 12:30:55 PM] princess Ramona: but
  37. [2/4/14 12:30:58 PM] princess Ramona: ._.
  38. [2/4/14 12:31:00 PM] bb: but yeah also they'd have a weird
  39. [2/4/14 12:31:06 PM] bb: romantic but not sexual relationship
  40. [2/4/14 12:31:13 PM] bb: cause Cain, by the time he meets Altair
  41. [2/4/14 12:31:19 PM] bb: is basically comepletely asexual
  42. [2/4/14 12:31:35 PM] bb: he has no desire for sex. Cause he did the thing where he had sex CONSTANTLY at one point
  43. [2/4/14 12:31:55 PM] bb: and was just 'okay I've done it with every gender and binary and in every position. I think I'm good'
  44. [2/4/14 12:32:05 PM] princess Ramona: lools xD
  45. [2/4/14 12:32:26 PM] bb: meanwhile Altair is still young
  46. [2/4/14 12:32:46 PM] bb: and Cain found him only like 20 years after what would have been the end of AC1
  47. [2/4/14 12:33:01 PM] bb: Altair is literally a kid
  48. [2/4/14 12:33:06 PM] bb: and would still have a sex drive
  49. [2/4/14 12:33:18 PM] bb: I mean like now Altair doesn't have one except for Jake really
  50. [2/4/14 12:33:43 PM] bb: but Cain would have become whatever it was Altair needed
  51. [2/4/14 12:33:56 PM] princess Ramona: aaaw that's sweet
  52. [2/4/14 12:33:57 PM] bb: Altair needed a firm, guiding, hand when they met
  53. [2/4/14 12:34:18 PM] bb: someone who would literally pick him up out of the mud and dust him off and go 'its okay'
  54. [2/4/14 12:34:29 PM] bb: which is what Cain did
  55. [2/4/14 12:34:35 PM] bb: and then Altair needed a friend
  56. [2/4/14 12:34:38 PM] bb: so Cain became that
  57. [2/4/14 12:35:02 PM] bb: if Altair had needed someone warm to sleep next to at night, or someone to not feel so alone
  58. [2/4/14 12:35:07 PM] bb: Cain would have done that too
  59. [2/4/14 12:35:23 PM] bb: though Cain would be wholely uninterested in any sexual shit
  60. [2/4/14 12:35:55 PM] bb: like 'yeah its a dick what of it?' or if Altair ever brought it up 'what you want me to touch your dick? Okay, sit down before you hurt yourself'
  61. [2/4/14 12:36:04 PM] bb: XD
  62. [2/4/14 12:36:23 PM] princess Ramona: xD
  63. [2/4/14 12:36:56 PM] bb: but it'd just be for Altair
  64. [2/4/14 12:37:27 PM] bb: 'eh I'm not really into sex Abel. I'll do other stuff if you want to though, I just am not so good at being a participant'
  65. [2/4/14 12:37:57 PM] princess Ramona: all i want is for them to be happy lols :3
  66. [2/4/14 12:38:06 PM] bb: yeap
  67. [2/4/14 12:38:11 PM] bb: there would be
  68. [2/4/14 12:38:14 PM] bb: a lot of cuddling
  69. [2/4/14 12:38:16 PM] bb: and smooching
  70. [2/4/14 12:38:25 PM] bb: Cain is a /good/ kisser too
  71. [2/4/14 12:38:29 PM] bb: kinda out of practice
  72. [2/4/14 12:38:30 PM] princess Ramona: yeap
  73. [2/4/14 12:38:32 PM] bb: but a good kisser
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