Writing/Archive - Portals Open Spookily

Picture this: Portals open and our childhood selves were correct. Monsters interested in marrying you can invade from under your bed, in a closet, or down a dark hallway. How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
From there, how would you want your waifu to appear?
>shadowy figure from the hallway
>monstrous figure from under your bed
>behind a closed closet door
>while you’re washing your hair in the shower
>while you’re trying to fall asleep
>while you’re watching a movie alone

I'd rather have her appear at my front door and knock. Any of those other ones would scare the shit out of me

>>while you’re washing your hair in the shower
Oh fuck you anon, that shit still sometimes gets to me. I mean, I'd be fine with it if it was my waifu obviously, but still.

>vampire arrives at your door at midnight on a dark and stormy evening
>”Good evening. Do you have any rooms for the night? The roads are washed out and my horse has a flat tire.”

I never worried about there being something under my bed or in a dark hallway because I've always lived with cats and therefore I've always known that there's something there.

How can horses have flat tires?

Come on let her in, she seems legit. Don't be a pussy, man.

>How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
I've thought about this, and this is basically the worst possible way for me to find out MG are real. My home is my castle and my safe place, any intrusion is going to be met with the nearest weapon or at the very least a shit ton of REEEEE before I calm down, if I calm down. If she wanted to make a good impression she'd come across me in a public space or ring the goddamn door bell because that's why it's there. If we have to go the bump in the night route though I want a movement out of the corner of my eye or a small noise in another room I'd investigate. When I round the corner/turn on the light my waifu would be sitting there in a non-threatening manner and hopefully with an apology on her lips.

I don't have any other bedrooms aside from my own.

>How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
Extremely glad that she actually exists. Night terrors aren't fun, and feeling like a retard over getting scared shitless over nothing is even worse.
And it might be the masochist in me, but for some reason I'd rather have it be slow and methodical, with her whispering words, my name, or even giggling just low enough that I suspect I imagined it instead of having actually heard it.
Then, little things like some objects being just a tiny little bit moved about, at first not even a room away, but then ending up in nonsensical places like the front door's key ending up in a kitchen pot.
Later on, she actually starts showing herself in the shadows for just a split second, only being able to see movement with how I'm effectively blind when it's dark due to shit eyesight.
Up to her on how to actually appear in full, though

Just sleep on the couch, what kind of a gentleman are you?

Id choose when trying to fall asleep because She can introduce herself to me normally without spooking me too much. Once she shows me she’s means no harm and we realize who each other are, we can cuddle in bed and fall asleep together smiling with tears of joy on our faces

I guess I could do that, although I can't really trust a complete stranger.

Come on anon, what are the odds you’re both serial killers?

Why are you jumping to serial killer? I was thinking more about her robbing me while I was asleep

The ones that would scare me the most are a shadowy figure in a dark room/behind a closed door. Lots of irrational decisions would subsequently occur, doubly so if I happened to be drinking that night.
Most likely case would be when I'm taking a shower, since she'd probably ooze through the shower head

Very happy.
I don't care how mindflayer waifu comes if she can fix me up and love me

How would you feel about a girl who is set on ”raping” you, but only consensually after getting to know you? She believes that any time a monster has sex with a human, it’s “rape”

What about something meek like a Kiki tapping you on your shoulder to ask if you want something to drink while your working on the computer?
>”Excuse me master, would you care for some tea or something?”
>”Maybe just a glass of milk, thanks”
>”Great! I’ll be right back~!”
>”Thanks”
>...
>”WHAT THE HELL?”

I'd probably shrug it off as imagining things at first, but when she comes back, then WTF moment truly starts

>”~husband~”
>...
>”~are you awake? If not, don’t get up.~”
>...
>”~It’s me, your perfect wife. Don’t worry about anything. I’m here now.~”
>mhhhhh
>”I’m just going to squeeze in here, next to you in bed. Kinda big and lonely for one person huh? You won’t be needing to hug that pillow anymore”
>ahhhhhhhh
>”Eeep! Hubby, you’re so forward. That’s what I like about you though. We’ll be so happy together. I love you so much.”
>mmmmuffyuutoo
>”Haaaa!”

Which girl would introduce themselves like this?

Also, it occurs to me that nightmares would be great at introducing themselves in ways where they suddenly have to show up. You know, if they can get through the door and navigate the house, anyway.

The answer is my waifu, but any shy or friendly monster girl would introduce themselves this way. For me this situation would involve a Flowkelp, who would hug me so tightly because She no longer has to hug her pillow anymore and we can Hold each other to our hearts content.

First I'd like to know how a girl of her size is gonna fit and move inside my apartment

>Ushi appears under your bed
>She's stuck in your bedroom unless you want property damage
Buildings would have to be redesigned in order to accommodate the big girls

I think I'd like for my girls to appear while im asleep. Being woken up by my three beautiful wives peppering me all over with kisses sounds like a great way for the rest of our lives to start

A story where some guy who doesn't know about MGE gets a monster girl under his bed.
It's an Ushi.
He somehow manages to escape the room before she gets him, and she can't get out.

>and she can't get out.
I was imagining cute ushi noises while she grasps for his just out of each body, but then I realized this would probably end up with him being short at least one wall.

What kind of personality would she have? I’m picturing an Ushi “hiding” under her husband’s bed but actually lifting the whole works three feet up. If that wasn’t enough, there’s an audible swish swish sound of her tail as she waits for you to wake up so she can jump you

Lets say that he lives in a fairly resilient house with small windows and door-frames and that he manages to escape through one of them. Also that he lives far away from huge population centers. Also, there' a massive blizzard outside and it's going to last all winter. Blizzard to which he has thankfully prepared for by buying enough rations for a whole family to last several months. Neither of them can go anywhere and are forced to stay in the same house. The monstrosity keeps doing terrifying noises all day and night, but every day she starts being more quiet, for she hasn't eaten or drank water for weeks and she hasn't had any Spirit Energy to replenish her DE reserves (that are not natural to this world) that allow her to regenerate and survive for longs periods of time without feeding

>The portal worked! Oh my god the portal worked!
>Oooo he's got a foam mattress! That'll cushion him nicely.
>How long is he going to sleep? Should I jump him now?
>No. I can wait. I've waited 26 years, I can wait more.
>Wait, what's that noise?
>OOO he has a puppy too! Ohai puppy!
I forgot where I was going with this, but the thought of waking up and looking down to find an Ushi petting your dog is cute.

Well,
>she waits for you to wake up...
Is a good sign at least. I generally don't imagine ushi being especially intelligent, so she'd probably be like an unruly puppy until she gets enough dick to finally calm down. After that you'd have a curious bulldozer following you around until she learns to speak the language/speak at all. It might not be that bad provided you keep her satisfied. I wonder if meds would take some of the rape out of her or if thet'd really even be necessary because the wandering scholar is mostly full of shit

>I've waited 26 years
S-she's been waiting since I was conceived?

You should see the fan fiction she's written about you

I'd have to get her out of the house ASAP.
For some reason, the family is convinced that the house needs to be exorcised

While i'm trying to fall asleep for maximum scaredness. I always try to bunch up the extra parts of my blanket and cuddle it. Thinking about doing that and then realizing its a dragon is going to make me freak out but thankfully i'll be forced back to cuddling even if my paranoid mind would be thinking "FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK I'M DEAD!" After i calm down im gonna ask if we can go to her home, because i hate this place and most people around me

>Sandworm

>Something goes bump in the night
>It was your entire house going bump and it's night because your new wife swallowed it

There isn't really much of an "under" for my bed so I guess she'd sneak in from the hallway.
And then a short Demon is going to have to cope with the fact that the boy she wrote stories about being her childhood friend and doing all sorts of kinky shit with is sleeping right in front of her and her heart'll be racing at a mile a minute

It brings new appreciation to the lightweight, portable, and foldable ittan-momen. Ideal for compact spaces

Ittan momen in space saver bags! She wouldn't even fill up your carry-on!

With a Kejourou, appearing in the shower with me seems the most fitting. The first one and last two I could see happen

>While you're watching a movie
>Kejourou
She'd better crawl out of the screen

Well she's not a ghost but maybe she'd find a way somehow to crawl out of a screen

>She forms a portal using the TV as a focus
>As she gets closer and closer the screen changes from the movie to scenes from her imagination of her screaming and moaning in pleasure.
>When she breaches through, she's panting and twitching slightly.
>Anon has to drag her through before the portal closes and drags her back to her world.
>Now anon has to deal with the fact that he has an incredibly busty girl with curtain length hair laying unconscious and naked on his bed because clothes can't survive these early portals.

This isn't bad. It'd be freaky for sure but I'd activate White Knight mode pretty quickly after the initial shock, especially if she's defenseless. She'd have to batter down my harem protag defenses but I'm sure she could manage.

When she wakes up before I do and finds me in the same bed as her and notices that she's wearing some spare PJs and a T-shirt. Well let's just say i'd be spending plenty of time in that bed

The answer is my waifu, but any shy or friendly monster girl would introduce themselves this way. For me this situation would involve a Flowkelp, who would hug me so tightly because She no longer has to hug her pillow anymore and we can Hold each other to our hearts content

How does an alraune go through a portal?

They can unroot their flowers and move that way.
Or they can get put onto a wheelbarrow by a friend of theirs and have them make a delivery for one Mr. Anonymous

Slowly. Or, alternatively, the portal just moves over them. You wake up to a window covered in vines with one green face peeking through

Alternatively he wakes up and his house becomes a pseudo forest