Thinking Bout Life

"You feeling okay?'
'Does it look like I'm ok?"
"Well yes, actually."
"Oh never mind. This delivery is just driving me nuts."
"Why, does it have pea in it?"
"...the hell are you talking about no it's just the fact that we have to go out on this long drawn out adventure."
"And why would that be such a bad thing?"
"Because the author likes to torture us."
"Well maybe he likes to bring pain to you, but not me!"