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  1. Jan 08 18:49:51 <PlaidSquirrel> omfg The Oscars could Suffer
  2. Jan 08 18:49:56 <PlaidSquirrel> whatever will we do
  3. Jan 08 18:50:08 <notovny> Kill everyone in Missouri!
  4. Jan 08 18:50:19 <PlaidSquirrel> nooooo
  5. Jan 08 18:50:23 * notovny starts passing out phased plasma cannons in the 40-watt range.
  6. Jan 08 18:50:37 <LilBrudder> And...GO!
  7. Jan 08 18:50:39 <PlaidSquirrel> give them a week to make some arrangements
  8. Jan 08 18:50:49 * LilBrudder is so not in Missouri.
  9. Jan 08 18:50:49 <PlaidSquirrel> v can come stay at my house
  10. Jan 08 18:51:10 <PlaidSquirrel> hurry v!
  11. Jan 08 18:51:12 <V> Yay!
  12. Jan 08 18:51:17 * V runs to Plaid's house
  13. Jan 08 18:51:19 <notovny> Missourians are a cowardly and superstitous lot. Luckily, that doesn't matter because we have high-tech energy rifles.
  14. Jan 08 18:51:42 <PlaidSquirrel> it is a good thing v is from florida
  15. Jan 08 18:51:52 <PlaidSquirrel> or you would totally be in trouble
  16. Jan 08 18:52:00 <notovny> Oh, fine. If you'd like to suggest a different state of equivalent population we can massacre?
  17. Jan 08 18:52:14 <notovny> I'm not picky.
  18. Jan 08 18:52:18 <PlaidSquirrel> no missouri is fine now
  19. Jan 08 18:52:32 <notovny> You're sure?
  20. Jan 08 18:52:35 <PlaidSquirrel> or nevada
  21. Jan 08 18:52:45 <PlaidSquirrel> i have no idea what their poulation is though
  22. Jan 08 18:52:57 <LilBrudder> Oh, no.
  23. Jan 08 18:53:01 <PlaidSquirrel> ?
  24. Jan 08 18:53:05 <LilBrudder> PS doesn't live in Missouri.
  25. Jan 08 18:53:10 <notovny> Nevada only has half the population of Missouri.
  26. Jan 08 18:53:11 * LilBrudder remembers which state now.
  27. Jan 08 18:53:12 <PlaidSquirrel> no i don't
  28. Jan 08 18:53:16 <notovny> We'll need another state.
  29. Jan 08 18:53:19 <V> Why are you picking on Missouri all of a sudden?
  30. Jan 08 18:53:31 <notovny> I've never liked that MIMAL thing.
  31. Jan 08 18:53:36 <Aner-Dyfan> Bah stuff packs annoying in that they do recolours but instead of recolouring add an entire new object
  32. Jan 08 18:53:39 <LilBrudder> :D
  33. Jan 08 18:53:40 <LilBrudder> Missourians are a cowardly and superstitous lot.
  34. Jan 08 18:53:43 <PlaidSquirrel> nevada and indiana?
  35. Jan 08 18:53:44 <V> Ah
  36. Jan 08 18:53:46 <LilBrudder> HEY!
  37. Jan 08 18:53:51 <LilBrudder> Leave Indiana alone!
  38. Jan 08 18:53:56 <PlaidSquirrel> lol
  39. Jan 08 18:54:02 <V> You aren't in Indiana, what do you care?
  40. Jan 08 18:54:02 <PlaidSquirrel> what does indiana do?
  41. Jan 08 18:54:05 <LilBrudder> Notovny, feel free to take out Iowa.
  42. Jan 08 18:54:07 <PlaidSquirrel> i almost said idaho
  43. Jan 08 18:54:13 <PlaidSquirrel> but i likes some potatoes
  44. Jan 08 18:54:16 <notovny> Indiana's got more people than Missouri.
  45. Jan 08 18:54:23 <LilBrudder> Iowa.
  46. Jan 08 18:54:23 <PlaidSquirrel> dammit
  47. Jan 08 18:54:23 <notovny> How about if we leave a million or so people alive?
  48. Jan 08 18:54:25 <LilBrudder> TOWA.
  49. Jan 08 18:54:34 <PlaidSquirrel> sounds good
  50. Jan 08 18:54:40 <V> Hey! My sister is in Nebraska. You can take Nebraska.
  51. Jan 08 18:54:46 <PlaidSquirrel> lol
  52. Jan 08 18:54:49 <PlaidSquirrel> damn
  53. Jan 08 18:54:58 <PlaidSquirrel> too bad my sister lives in state now
  54. Jan 08 18:55:01 <V> She won't talk to me anyway, so it doesn't matter to me.
  55. Jan 08 18:55:01 <notovny> Nevada and Iowa? Any objections?
  56. Jan 08 18:55:07 <PlaidSquirrel> i could have suggested texas
  57. Jan 08 18:55:13 <PlaidSquirrel> no one would miss it
  58. Jan 08 18:55:17 <V> Nevada is the only state with legalized prostitution.
  59. Jan 08 18:55:24 <V> Should we really destroy it?
  60. Jan 08 18:55:32 <PlaidSquirrel> yeah but there are plenty of hookers elsewhere
  61. Jan 08 18:55:40 <V> Right. But they aren't *legal*
  62. Jan 08 18:55:46 <notovny> Hmm. True. Plus we'll have to cross aboutover a thousand miles to get from one state to another.
  63. Jan 08 18:55:54 <V> That would be bad.
  64. Jan 08 18:56:08 * V votes again for Nebraska
  65. Jan 08 18:56:24 <PlaidSquirrel> does nebraska do anything useful?
  66. Jan 08 18:56:31 <V> It has Omaha in it.
  67. Jan 08 18:56:33 <V> That is about it.
  68. Jan 08 18:56:35 <PlaidSquirrel> lol
  69. Jan 08 18:56:41 <V> Also Con-Agra headquarters are in Omaha.
  70. Jan 08 18:56:47 <notovny> Nebraska works. It's about a million fewer than I wanted to kill.
  71. Jan 08 18:57:02 <PlaidSquirrel> and lady fanny of omaha
  72. Jan 08 18:57:04 <V> Con-Agra brings you Banquet & Healthy Choice frozen foods, among other things.
  73. Jan 08 18:57:18 <notovny> So we can nip north and take out South Dakota too.
  74. Jan 08 18:57:38 <V> If you wait until the Con-Agra sales teams and their secretaries are in town then you should get about 200 or so more
  75. Jan 08 18:57:54 <LilBrudder> No.
  76. Jan 08 18:57:56 <V> more than you would have if they were out of town.
  77. Jan 08 18:57:58 <LilBrudder> Take North Dakota.
  78. Jan 08 18:58:02 <notovny> Very well. Iowa, Nebraska, and South Dakota. Any objections?
  79. Jan 08 18:58:02 <LilBrudder> Leave South Dakota.
  80. Jan 08 18:58:07 <LilBrudder> YES.
  81. Jan 08 18:58:08 <V> None here
  82. Jan 08 18:58:11 <LilBrudder> Leave South Dakota.
  83. Jan 08 18:58:13 <PlaidSquirrel> lol
  84. Jan 08 18:58:16 <LilBrudder> Take North Dakota.
  85. Jan 08 18:58:25 <PlaidSquirrel> south dakota does have some nice scenery
  86. Jan 08 18:58:31 <notovny> But we'll have to cross a whole state without killing people!
  87. Jan 08 18:58:33 <V> But then we have to travel through South Dakota to get to North Dakota
  88. Jan 08 18:58:39 <V> That won't be any fun.
  89. Jan 08 18:58:54 <LilBrudder> Well, at least take North Dakota Too.
  90. Jan 08 18:58:57 <PlaidSquirrel> but they aren't going to murder the scenery
  91. Jan 08 18:59:20 <Aner-Dyfan> night peeps
  92. Jan 08 18:59:30 <V> Good night
  93. Jan 08 18:59:32 <Kewian> What are you doing?
  94. Jan 08 18:59:36 <notovny> Fine. If we feel up to it, we'll kill everybody in North Dakota too.
  95. Jan 08 18:59:41 <LilBrudder> We're deciding which states to kill.
  96. Jan 08 18:59:43 <LilBrudder> I do.
  97. Jan 08 18:59:45 <notovny> But we'll make that decision after South Dakota.
  98. Jan 08 18:59:46 <LilBrudder> Oh, how I do.
  99. Jan 08 18:59:57 * Aner-Dyfan has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718])
  100. Jan 08 18:59:59 <Kewian> kill Alabama and definitely MIssissippi
  101. Jan 08 19:00:07 <notovny> Now you're just going overboard.
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