weather people always wrong..

hot young girl at bar..

bar in vegas....


DRUGS:

wife went to doctor, gave her a prescription for pain medication
cuz she threw her back out...anyway, i'm now addicted to....

i also smoke pot, SO MY PROBLEM is, how do I hide my pot from..
while i high on PERCA..

PERCA, A FEW JOINTS, DRINK 18 BEERS...

I rarely leave the house because i have wife and two kids...
the only time i leave is to do comedy, or get a hooker..

KIDS...

wife two young kids, recently i hired a NANNIE...

ALL KIDS JOKES...


HOMELESS:

last week i saw three homeless guys, ... on the line up.....

off ramp, homeless, guy help up a sign that sign that said,
i'm homeless....i drew up a sign that said, no shit..
if you want my spare change, you probably don't want..


MISC

wife broke plumbing in our toilet, so i had to buy a plunger, ...


TEACHING:

teach juvenile offenders: a student drops out of hs ever 42 min?

if i just passed out math problems and said, ok, do numbers 1-20..
if i did that..

dylan lyrics. blood on the track. give these to my lady...
beatles..Let it be, let it be, there will be an answer...


grade their exams on a curve...

student of the day...