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Frankenfluffy, the Abomination - 3

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  1. Vanner, April 30, 2012 / PB 177000
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  3. >you are Dale the scientist
  4. >You tried to make the ultimate alicorn fluffy from the brains and bodies of three smarty friends, only to create Frankenfluffy
  5. >Frankenfluffy now roams the land, trying to teach feral fluffy herds survival techniques
  6. >in order to follow Frankenfluffy, you're constructed a Robo-fluffy to record his activities
  7. >It’s a modified military drone covered in spare fluff
  8. >It is now the dry stretch of July/August
  9. >You watch as Frankenfluffy teaches a herd of ferals the importance of hiding and avoiding humans
  10. >Frankenfluffy teaches the males how to give other fluffies "big owchies" with sticks
  11. >he teaches the fluffy mares to weave primitive baskets so they can gather more food
  12. >he’s even got the fluffies burying their droppings to conceal their presence
  13. >Frankenfluffy has constructed a very primitive fluffy society!
  14. >Your Robo-fluffy sends back video of everything
  15. >Suddenly, a thunderstorm rolls in, sending the fluffies into a panic.
  16. >"No wun! Just wains!" says Frankenfluffy. "Cover nosies, not dwown! get undew gwound, stay dwy!"
  17. >the fluffy herd move into some of its shelters, but Frankenfluffy stops Robo-fluffy.
  18. >"you not weal fwuffy. You stay outside."
  19. >Rain starts to pelt robofluffy, and the video goes screwy
  20. >Error messages everywhere!
  21. >Robo-fluffy goes on autopilot mode.
  22. >suddenly, you lose visual, but not audio
  23. >for the next few hours, all you get is screaming and blood curdling cries of pain
  24. >eventually it stops
  25. >a month Later, you hear a soft pounding on your door
  26. >It’s Frankenfluffy
  27. >He's carrying Robo-fluffy on his back with a car antenna jammed through its head
  28. >the blue legged, orange winged, and green horned fluffy drops it on the ground, and stares up at you with contempt
  29. >"You a weal asshowe, Dawe."
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