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- Vanner, April 30, 2012 / PB 177000
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- >you are Dale the scientist
- >You tried to make the ultimate alicorn fluffy from the brains and bodies of three smarty friends, only to create Frankenfluffy
- >Frankenfluffy now roams the land, trying to teach feral fluffy herds survival techniques
- >in order to follow Frankenfluffy, you're constructed a Robo-fluffy to record his activities
- >It’s a modified military drone covered in spare fluff
- >It is now the dry stretch of July/August
- >You watch as Frankenfluffy teaches a herd of ferals the importance of hiding and avoiding humans
- >Frankenfluffy teaches the males how to give other fluffies "big owchies" with sticks
- >he teaches the fluffy mares to weave primitive baskets so they can gather more food
- >he’s even got the fluffies burying their droppings to conceal their presence
- >Frankenfluffy has constructed a very primitive fluffy society!
- >Your Robo-fluffy sends back video of everything
- >Suddenly, a thunderstorm rolls in, sending the fluffies into a panic.
- >"No wun! Just wains!" says Frankenfluffy. "Cover nosies, not dwown! get undew gwound, stay dwy!"
- >the fluffy herd move into some of its shelters, but Frankenfluffy stops Robo-fluffy.
- >"you not weal fwuffy. You stay outside."
- >Rain starts to pelt robofluffy, and the video goes screwy
- >Error messages everywhere!
- >Robo-fluffy goes on autopilot mode.
- >suddenly, you lose visual, but not audio
- >for the next few hours, all you get is screaming and blood curdling cries of pain
- >eventually it stops
- >a month Later, you hear a soft pounding on your door
- >It’s Frankenfluffy
- >He's carrying Robo-fluffy on his back with a car antenna jammed through its head
- >the blue legged, orange winged, and green horned fluffy drops it on the ground, and stares up at you with contempt
- >"You a weal asshowe, Dawe."
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